Burger thread?
Burger thread
>>138713140
Chek em
>Burger
>Ck
Lele
How do you deal with messy burgs?
>>138713739
hold the side opposite to where you bite, keeps it from slopping out
>>138713739
Use a knife and fork.
>>138712954
Those patties on the bottom look raw
>>138713739
Prayer
>>138713739
Try not to cry
then cry a lot
>>138713739
>>138714175
reverse drivers ed. 8 and 4
>>138712954
Do /a/ like gimmick burgers?
>>138714329
You mean memefood? No it's shit.
>>138714329
I mean, I'd try it, but
>$16
>>138714329
Everytime i see this thing i'm getting sick.
>>138714329
disgusting
I love anime girls eating cheeseburgers
>>138714329
Fucking canadians.
Do you like Mayonnaise on your burger?
>>138714604
That's some good shit
>>138714664
No, but I like it on my egg.
>>138714604
Wew, lad.
>>138714664
I don't mind it, but I usually rotate with ketchup/bbq/ranch when ordering a burger.
>>138714329
This isn't real, right?
>>138714604
>>138713739
Turn it 180 vertically and eat it like that
works %100 of the time
>>138716799
At last I truly see.
does anybody else turn their burgers upside down to eat them
it makes no sense that the tiny, thin bun is on the bottom and the bigger, more sturdy one is on top
>>138717241
I bet you like femdom too, faggot.
>>138717241
my nigga , i thought i was the only one
Pizza burger
>>138712954
big burg
>>138717281maybe a little
>>138717347
I want to eat that so bad.
>>138714329
Never thought I'd see The Works on 4chan.That place is really good, btw
>>138717241
The larger bun is on the top because it looks better that way, no other reason.
>>138717241
Sounds retarded m8
>>138717347
JUST AS OUR LORD FORETOLD
>there will never be an anime about the success of In N Out burger
>>138717241
I do it since it sometimes helps to stop the sauce from dripping off.
>>138715321
how does mayo on egg taste? the thought of it makes me gag lol
>>138717437
yeah m8 most the choices of burgers are solid but everytime i go i end up blowing money out my ass since its quite expensive
It ain't easy being cheesy.
Diabetes : The thread.
baaga
Reminder that a fried egg is an automatic improvement to any burger. Even with the yoke runny. ESPECIALLY with the yoke runny.
>>138717593
It tastes like mayonegg.
>>138717680
>Diabetes
>Burger
>Sugar
>Burger
>>138717777
>>138717788
check em
Big burger
>>138717777
>It tastes like mayonegg.
Witnessed
>>138717661
i can haz cheezburger?
I don't like hamburger.
The only time I ate one I specifically asked the cook not to include any vegetables or sauces. I ended up with just the bread and meat. Was still pretty tasty but my friends laughed at me.
That was more than 10 years ago.
>>138714329
Holy fuck that's based.
>$16
Fuck off canada.
>>138719303
What's wrong with you? I'm extremely picky with food, but not even I come close to that level of Autism.
From what country are you?
>>138717777
Who?
>>138719342
>>138714432
>>138714563
Aren't Canadian dollars like 30 cents of American ones?
>>138717777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO1k2Y3o-iM&user=southernvolcanosCSTX
>>138719303
>I don't like hamburger
>The only time I ate one
>my friends
This has to be bait.
>>138719382
How does /a/ like their spaghetti?
>>138719369Colombia. I don't like any kind of vegetables. They make me puke. This includes tomato and derivatives.
>>138719459
I said that was more than 10 years ago, when I was still a stupid teenager with hopes of not being a complete social reject.
>>138719519
>Sudaca
As expected.
>>138719480
W-What? Is Bird bro, ok?
>>138719519
I hate people that say they don't like something even if they never tried it.
>>138719519
Wow you sound autistic.
Nips really can't into burgers. Go to Japan and try one of the things they call "hamburger" and you'll be really disappointed. Seriously, they don't taste anything and the meat is kinda bouncy.
They really have no idea what it should taste like.
Only decent place was The Great Burger or whatever the name was in Tokyo. They weren't bad, but they lacked what makes a good burger truly great.
Next time I'm there I'll definitely go to Fatz. Which of course is run by an american dude.
>>138714329
>>138717347
Hello, cardiologist?
>>138719519
>I don't like any kind of vegetables. They make me puke.
>>138721112
No, the cardiologists are secretly hoping you'd eat those burgers so he can make money off of more patients
>>138721489
You forgot to add: "If you are American"
>>138719519
>refusing to eat vegetables
Where do you get your daily recommended intake of vitamins and fibre from?
>>138721532
>One of said burgers are Canadian.
>>138714058
Brilliant!
Its kind of annoying, BK, at least in the UK used to do burgers wrapped up like the Japanese ones, with the greaseproof paper wrapped around them, so you can hold it easily. These days its just shoved in a box.
>>138721935
Last time I went to Burger King I had a cheeseburger in a wrapper, it was like 99p too.
>>138719519
>I don't like any kind of vegetables
A real little girl on /a/, what a sight
>>138714329
>>138717347
>>138721112
>>138713739
Eat the top bun
Eat the pickle
Eat the tomato
Eat the lettuce
Eat the cheese
Eat the meat
Eat the lower bun
Done
surprised this wasn't posted yet.
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/illusion-chasers/illusion-of-the-week-japanese-food-chain-breaks-the-curse-of-ochobo/
>>138722534
>filename
That sounds like something someone would title a porno video online
>>138722534
>>138722474
>2 bombs
>enough
>>138714604
>blonde hair blue eye chick takes it all in one
That's my girl.
>>138714329
I think I'm going to try this next time I make a burger
>>138721597
I don't think I do, hence why I'm an unhealthy skeleton.
>>138714563
This is what happens when you have free health care.
>>138722600
The reason they are like that is because the bombs, you retard.
>>138723577
Well we can't unbomb them so our only option really is to just bomb them again and hope it makes them unlike it
>this thread
>>138723799
>kuro burger
More like, kuso burger
>>138723799
>nigger burger
Disgusting.
A hamburger without avocado is not a real hamburger.
>>138723987
>avocado
>hambagah
What do you drink with your burg, /a/?
>>138717241
That's how they're meant to be eaten. The larger bun is on top because you apply the sauces (the messiest parts) last, so the top part of the bun has to be the one that is hardest to soak through.
>>138724125
Dr Bebber
>>138712954
>>138712954
Daily reminder that /a/ is the fattest board
>>138724078
If you've never had whipped avocado spread on to your hamburger you don't know anything. It's goddamn delicious.
>>138724125
Coke of course.
>>138724242
Of course
>>138724270
Shutup cali commie and go die of thirst.
>Would you like some whipped avacado with coffee!??!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs
Would you watch an anime about McDonalds?
>>138724270
Avocado itself is disgusting, you fucking spic.
>consuming beef
Enjoy your cancer.
>>138724321
>>138724359
>Being too poor to get avocado in your states
You can reply me when your state actually has real industries and a decent GDP.
>>138724355
I literally did it some years ago
>>138724355
>smile kudasai!
My sides
Burgers actually aren't that great.
They are pretty much a meme.
>>138724425
And this is why you shouldn't eat avocado kids, shit makes people retarded.
>>138724359
>finding plain avocado disgusting
Feeling sad for you, senpai.
>>138724457
How's the taste of that cock, familia?
>>138724482
Oh I'm sorry, what was that GDPeasant?
>>138724457
American cuisine is a meme.
>>138724457
I agree
Wings > Pizza > Tacos > Burgers.
>>138724355
>sumairu kudasai
Holy fuck this was cute as fuck!
>>138724529
I wouldn't know, I'm not the one who eats burgers.
Burgah.
>>138724531
GDP means nothing if you spend it all on handouts for illegals and criminals
>>138724355
Why coworkers get emotional?
>>138724579
>'''''''cuisine''''''
That shit is half time snack at best.
>>138724661
Because that's what women do for some reason.
>>138724661
Because 2D world is perfect.
>>138724628
every reaction she has to food is "uwaaaah! umai!" or just "oishi!"
>>138724789
I wonder if she reacts the same way to dick.
>>138724628
Is it Kinoshita Yuka time?
>>138724647
Illegals hardly get any of it and are state budget hasn't suffered either way.
>>138724842
How come she resembles CGI character/puppet at the beginning when holding cellphone? Something looks off.
>>138724902
Too much make-up.
>>138724842
I feel kinda ill
>>138724842
>>138724628
she wears contacts those weird contacts, right? her pupils look unusually large
>>138724940
You want to feel sick for real anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4
>>138724531
>Tfw live in cali
>tfwevery other state hates us
>tfwdoesn't matter because they're poor
>>138724932
Kinda disgusting
>>138724842
How and why?
>>138724977
Jesus Christ, that's fucked up.
>>138724842
I know if you want to eat that many burgers without breaking the bank McDonall's is probably your best option, but god damn. Is she kill?
>>138725023>She's said that stuff barely gets digested and leaves her body mostly intact
>>138725070
What? Is that possible?
>>138724425
Don't care avocado is still disgusting.
>Tfw no Kirby gf
>>138724661
why is everyone clapping?
isn't it set in Japan?
>>138725289
Japan is part of Freedomland
>>138714664
Somehow I hate it. Ketchup is fine tho.
I also hate burger king whoppers since they add mayo in it.
>she made a video of her eating 20kg of tapioca
>tfw when ordered an avocado burger by accident once
Who the fuck came up with this unholy satanic shit? It's even worse than pineapple on pizza. People who like this shit belong in a fucking mental asylum.
>>138725467
I like to watch her videos while I eat a meal, it makes me feel less full after eating.
>>138725480
I don't understand why someone would hate avocado so much.
>>138725480
Commiefornians are literally overflowing with avocados. Since they have jew powers over culture they spread their green goop cancer across the world.
Luckily people of taste are resisting.
>>138725480
Pineapple or ham on pizza is garbage but avocado is good.
>>138725519
It's a bit odd, reminds me of those people who hate mango or melon too.
>>138725563
>People of taste
>>138723799
>even our food is getting BLACKED
>>138725586
>>138725480
Pineapple on pizza is good, avocado on burger is bad
>>138725519
>>138725586
Because fruit and meat don't mix very fucking well, you goddamn retards.
>>138725563
I'm not United Statian, but isn't California full of spics? That may be the answer to why they like avocado so much.
>>138725665
>because fruit and meat don't mix well
Tell that to ur boyfriend
>>138725586
>>138725480
>>138725663
Ham on pizza is good, any meat in pizza is good, pineapple is meh, avocado in burger is just wrong.
>>138725665
Do you not like tomatoes in your burgers either then?
>>138725665
you ever have guac in a burrito bro/
>>138725665
Fresh avocado hardly tastes sweet and tomato is a fruit frequently used in hamburger as well.
>>138725693
They work for quarters picking food and trimming trees.
>>138725732
>Ham on pizza is good
Get the fuck out you goddamn Canuck. Go slurp down another slurry of poutine you moose fucker.
>>138725744
>>138725765
tomato is a vegetable
>>138725650
>>138725677
>>138725718
>>138725760
>>138725791
I don't think these are allowed.
>>138725744
>>138725765
>tomato
>fruit
Just fucking stop
No one is falling for this shit
>>138725744
>>138725765
>tomato is a fruit
Do not start with this shit.
>>138725824
It's a fruit, despite the savory rather than sweet taste it is a fruit. I don't know what you learned in Biology, if anything, but you should've learned the anatomy of plants.
>>138725765
Nice try, faggot. We all know Miguel is fucking your wife in the night and you suck Pancho dick. I hope Trump gets elected so your shitty state can be nuked.
>>138722474
>Women, please stop eating in front of us, it's unattractive
No wonder Japanese women are all so tiny
>>138725827
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/words/is-a-tomato-a-fruit-or-a-vegetable
>>138725824
>>138725827
>>138725850
It's a goddamn fruit and you all know it.
So everyone is cool with Ketchup in Burgers, right?
>>138725867
>>138725909
Why can't it be both
>>138725879
Only spics actually like other spics here, and they're all manlets besides. If you think Trump is going to change anything about this state you're dead wrong, Texas has just as much reason to oppose BUILD WALL as Arizona and California; our small businesses and agricultural industries are profiting largely due to cheap illegal labor.
Not at all unlike how the UK profits off of Poles or Germany off of Eastern Europeans and Mid-Easterners.
>>138725938
Because it's retarded.
>>138725867
>>138725903
>>138725909
HAMBOIGAS?
>>138725988
I can hear you shitting yourself because Donnie is going to wipe your ass out from this country, fucking spic.
>>138726095
>>138726047
Just eat the burgers and stop making a mess.
Would not daughteru/10
>>138714329
I'm sickened, but curious.
>>138726147
I'm a 4th generation American, my family's just post-Depression Era Canadian immigrants, I also work in the software industry.
The only people actually scared of spics are the people who work entry level shit.
>>138725991
I think you're just slavishly adherent to this false dichotomy
>>138726264
>a fucking leaf
Still garbage.
>>138726302
Just you wait there's going to be more of us coming down now that Trudeau won, and they'll actually have the credentials to work in more than just entry-level positions too.
Why does this little girl enjoy fucking around with her food so much?
>>138726264
Is your boss Ellison as much of a douchebag as he sounds like?
>>138714329
It's actually pretty tasty I had it 2 months ago. If anything it could have used more cups in the patty.
>>138724842
Does she puke it all out or something? How is she not a fucking whale from eating all that?
>>138724579
thats a fucking german ad for american food
Well, this thread went to shit fast
>It's been three months since I last had a burger
>it's been two weeks since I've had any meat
JLMDIMSA
>>138726407
this has been asked and answered a billion times now
>>138717366
>>138726447
MODSSS
>>138714329
I really want to try this even though it looks like it'll give me both a heart attack and diabetes.
>>138726398
He's okay in comparison to a lot of the real cunts that are in senior management. Honestly the only time anyone who isn't CFO, CEO, President, VP, etc gets any amount of real contact or sight of Ellison is at Oracle OpenWorld (huge meeting between us and our clients/partners).
>>138714058
>>138721823
Non-Americans get out.
>this entire thread
Loli haet pizza, but olev burgers.
>>138714329
God damnit this just ruined my day.
How come mods are not here yet?
>>138714329
Ewwwww.
This loli needs to put some clothes on
HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE THERE?
>>138726736
Mods are usually gone after 10-11 PM EST
>>138726771
She needs some vegetables as well. Only hamburgers can't be good for you.
>>138726736
ＦＯＲＦＲＥＥ
>>138726751
I see a fried egg.
>>138726808
Hamburgers have veggies too.
>>138726831
Two slices of tomato and a bit of lettuce are hardly enough for a growing child.
>>138726478
Anon, that's clearly a jelly donut.
ITT: Ameriburgers
>>138726860
It's enough. Childs need meat to grow.
>>138726884
Well what about calcium anon, I'm not seeing any dairy in this meal.
>>138726884
She clearly isn't
>>138726904
>cows make milk
>meat is from cows
Calcium!
>>138726917
Don't worry, she will.
dont tell me theres one for every fucking burger
>>138726948
I guess if you put it that way all she really needs is meat anyway.
>>138726948
It's been like 30+ images and she hasn't grown a bit. Face the facts, It's slowly killing her.
This stupid fucking loli needs to learn how to eat a burger.
How much longer can this go on. This loli is seriously addicted to burgers. She needs help.
>>138726988
Killing is a harsh word, it's stunting her growth.
She'll be a 20 year old loli. I mean how did you think those adult lolis were made in anime in the first place, all they ate was hambagah.
>>138726980
Told you.
>>138726988
She'll grow, you don't worry.
You should be more worried by the fact that you're slowly dying.
>>138727078
>wanting BLACKED
Disgusting loliposter.
Why did he draw all these? What's up with this obsession for burgers?
>>138727045
There are 3 basic ingredients to making a loli: bread, water andacid
>>138727133
The touhou Rumia is known for eating people. So I guess it has something to do with her meat craving.
>>138726771
If she's gonna make a mess every single time she might as well be naked so she can wash up right after.
Thanks for the burger loli Anon, she was pretty cute.
>>138727250
Isn't that mashed potato on the top?
>>138727270
Hashbrowns I think, looks like a breakfast burger.
>>138727160
but water and acid,,,
>>138727292
That's not so bad then.
TOMATO IS A FRUIT YOU FATE FUCKS STUPID PIECES OF SHIT
SEEDS
IT HAS FUCKING SEEDS IN THEM
DO YOU NOT FUCKING KNOW THAT!?
IT'S A GOD DAM FRUIT BECAUSE IT HAS SEEDS IN THEM!
"It's a vegetable because it grows close to the ground."
YOUR MOM IS A VEGETABLE BECAUSE IT GROWS CLOSE TO THE GROUND AND SO ARE YOU IF YOU ARE THAT FUCKING STUPID
TLDR; TOMATO IS A FUCKING FAGGY FRUIT
>>138727351
ANON YOUR PILLS
That discussion ended almost an hour ago.
>>138727351
go away with your memefood
tastes like shit anyways
>>138727351
Tomato is a vegetable in cooking
>>138727377
>Tomato tastes like shit
Stop buying artifically ripened tomatoes then, I'm not even kidding the use of Ethylene gas to ripen tomatos while in transit to the supermarket kills the taste.
>>138727351
You're wrong
>>138727384
Balut is also called food but doesn't mean it's not wrong.
>>138727420
you dont get me
i never ate a tomatoe except 15 years ago and it made me puke
same with onions
DISGUSTING SHIT
>>138727297
Water for drinking, acid is for cleaning away the filth.
