How much do you think he jerked off when he got his body?
>>138702048
why jack off when he can use that chink loli
>>138702048
> Jerked off
He can use Chinese Loli anytime he wants.
Hahaha, this reminds me to EdxWin doujin spin-off
>>138702145
He has to cross a desert first, surely he'd spank it doing that.
I'm sure he did everyday. He had to regain his arm strength somehow.
>>138702048
If I looked like him I'd masturbate constantlyinto the mirror.
What if not everything brought from the gate works correctly?
>>138703206
Did Truth break it?
>>138702048
>>138702048
Why would he jerk off? He's two girls that want his D. Once they hear he has his body again, they would be all over him before the day is over.
>>138702145
Chink loli a cute, but Riza best grill
He lived the entirety of his puberty without ever going through it. Without the nessisary triggers for arousal, he grew with zero sexual development.
It's likely he doesn't give the least bit of a shit about sex/masturbation. He'd probably only ever do it to procreate, finding such an act used for recreational reasons pointless and wasteful.
>>138704206
>two
who?
>>138704420
flawed logic. He can obviously feel pleasure and he's basically a master of science so he isn't oblivious to the implications of sex
>>138704626
The chink andEdward
>>138703903
It gets lonely in the mystic dimension.
A better question: which hand do you think Edward jerked off with?
Did Ed masturbate with his metal arm?
>>138704659
He'd feel pleasure as would anyone, I just doubt he'd take time to actually fap. His entire childhood and adolecent development was significantly abnormal enough that I don't think he'd take time out to do it.
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>>138704831
I'd think he tried it, didn't hate the texture, but it was too cold to get a good start.
>>138704817
>>138704831
Since he can't really feel with it, then it'll feel like someone else is doing it. I don't know if the pleasure from that offsets the displeasure of doing it with metal though.I bet someone on /a/ can answer how mastubating with metal feels like.
>>138704817
>Masturbating with metal
I doubt Edward would want dick Tetanus.
>>138704420
I think he became an armoer before he even fapped for the first time, so he waybe wants to but he doesn't feel that he needs to, kind of like eating a pizza.
>>138705096
that's not how tetanus works
>>138702145
>tfw you got hard to the thought of emaciated Auschwitz Alphonse banging the China loli with his shriveled skeleton cock
I'm not saying this to a le dank 4chan memer either, this actually happened.
>>138705771
I bet Al's cock is enormous.
>>138706170
He did get all the good genes after all.
>>138705049
Feels good, if you have a low electrical charge running through the metal.
>>138702048
>Aryan features
>Strong jawline
>Short, but fairly stylish hair
This is Alpha Chad. He doesn't jerk off; he just fucks any hot girl who walks past him.
>pic related is Ed after hearing about getting cucked by Al
>>138704817
>transmutes a perfect metal replica of Winry's vagina and keeps it stuffed with wet cotton
>>138704286
This guy knows.
Something tells me that he would be too virtuous to jerk off. If I was him, I'd be whacking it constantly. No telling if you'd end up back in a suit of armor.
>>138704944
>>138707801
No you retard.
Have you read the manga at all? All that Alphonse wants is to live his life like a human, he even had a list of tasty things to eat when he got his body back.
He's not going to live like a machine, of course he won't deny himself feeling pleasure because he couldn't feel it when he was an armor. And he's 17 when he gets his body back, there's no way he can stop himself from fucking china.
>>138707289
>voiced by Rie
>alpha
>>138706851
thanks
>>138707289
>pic related is Ed after hearing about getting cucked by Al
Ed already has Winry, friendo.
>>138710251
Hence the word cucked
>>138712747
why would he go after Winry when he has superior loli pussy at his disposal?
>>138704626
Chinese loli and the girl from the movie.
>>138703206
Pretty sure Chinese loli can get it working, if it's still there at all.
>>138706170
>>138702145
>fucking girls
Boring, I'd rather imagine he latches onto Ed for the physical contact and gets him to teach him how to masturbate
>>138710251
Winry pleases old men for automail parts.
>>138716217
Denka?
>>138716217
No way Winry would let him fuck off to the orient without so much as a kiss if she hadn't already seen enough cock for one lifetime.
>>138713165
Thats the point. Chad fucks any girl he wants at any time because he knows that all women are sluts
>>138708254
>cuteposter
>implying Chads need to speak to fuck someone
>cuteposter
So how many people do you think committed the taboo of human transmutation trying to give themselves a bigger penis?
>>138704817
the lack of sufficient nerves in the automail made it easier to fantasize that you weren't actually jerking.
>>138708254
>that anatomy
Post characters built for sex
>>138718463
I thought it was funny how Father had been planning for years and years to get people to do human transmutation so he could have 5 sacrifices but he still had to phone 3 of them in at the 11th hour.
