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Amuk?
It's Kaga time!
>>138670340
No, it's Zuikaku in little over an hour.
>>138670340
This is a bear thread, fuck off.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/0/0b/Hatsukaze-Secretary_2.ogg
>>138670340
Why not time for all KanMusu?
>>138670517
Useless hotel.
>>138670426
The forgotten member of the 18th Destroyer Division.
Post more squirrels.Inb4 snail
>>138670677
Reminds me of that literal who princess from Mario.
>>138670667
Probably because she's from the 16th.
>>138670340
Kaga is eternal
When I say KONGOU you say DESS.
KONGOU
>>138670422
>KanColle/Kantai
>bear
>>138670768
DEATH
>>138670677
That's a snail.
>>138670768
KSR
![[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 08 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_22.34_[2015.02.26_04.41.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CqKhhrz.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 08 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_22.34_[2015.02.26_04.41.26].jpg")
>>138670677
>>138670422
>bear thread
>>>/hm/
>>138670768
K U M A
>>138670745
Japan makes some nice looking modern ships.
>>138671098
Yeah you're right, she looks pretty spiffy too
Mou sugoi.
>>138671425
>>138671425
-Kaga-san!
>>138670517
Cats are nice.
>>138670623
Amazing Yamato!
>>138671542
That's a bunny, pyon.
>>138670422
USS Bearss when? We'd have our first destroyer bear.
It's time to wake up
>>138672088
>>138672017
>single gun mounts
Enjoy your 42FP.
>>138672120
Nagamon
>>138672149
Done
>>138670677
Why is she a squirrel? I don't understand the connection.
Is it because of this slut?
I want to lick every German ship and tell them they're lovely.
>>138672291
What is that Hatsuzuki doing?
>>138672482
Partially. Also >>138670833 because the creators themselves seem to have that image going for her.
>>138672588
Yuu isn't for licking.
>>138672742
I'd love to stuff her cheeks with my nuts, if you know what I mean
Do your dailies, you worthless pieces of trash.
>>138673012
Fuck off yodo
>>138672779
>Yuu isn't for licking.
She's more for hugging.
I want to go out on a date with Max and pet her head at every opportunity.
>>138670340
Love Kaga.
>>138673363
Fuck off Yurishitter.
This is a het thread
>>138673423
You missed some.
>>138670340
>>138670808
>>138672291
>>138672704
I want to spank Kaga's juicy ass.
>>138673495
I don't really like it when someone replies to like 600 posts, it's annoying for whoever is reading the thread, and it's retarded as fuck.
Anyway, this is a het place, there is literally no girls in this fandom besides the obvious siscons who are not het.
Even the siscons are het to some degree, and very much want the penis.
>>138673500
Bad anon
>>138673548
You're funny, the obvious asspain you have for people posting yuri is hilarious. Keep complaining, no one else cares.
>>138673548
Stop replying and just report him already.
>>138673648
What are you going to do, report everyone in the thread except you?
>>138673631
I am certainly not complaining, I actually enjoy educating you yuris about the true pleasures of the flesh, the joy of a woman having her vagina stretched by a man's rod.
>>138670768
BONGO
>>138673695
Actually they have female admirals, so they don't need shit like that.
>>138673625
>>138672088
>>138670768
I want to steal Kongou's clothes and refuse to give them back.
>>138673827
I want to see Kongou wearing my TTK uniform.
>>138673788
I see that you obviously have never served in the military.
It's extremely unlikely to see a competent female officer above captain, much less so in the navy.
Regardless, a female TTK has to relieve stress somehow, and what better way to do so than letting out her sexual frustrations on the much stronger and superior gender?
Women crave the penis, it's what you innocent yuri fail to understand.
american DD when
>>138673625
Its her own fault for being perfect.
Its either that or eating out her butthole with my tongue.
>>138673909
Maybe tomorrow
Here we go again.
Hi
>>138673931
>eating out her butthole with my tongue
>>138673969
I want to chew on that hair.
>>138673963
Is that so?
>>138673916
Yeah, they'll kill you for touching their lesbian sister.
I want to be attacked and violated by horny, sex-starved Prinz
>>138673972
fuck off prude yurishitter, this is a het thread now
>>138674127
Shitadmiral slaps a carrier.png*
It's time to slap.
>>138674196
No, it obviously says "Brodmiral slaps a bitch.png", read that again.
>>138674223
No
Wasn't the enka supposed to be released by now?
>>138674269
You are retarded then
>>138674299
29th.
>>138674341
I think you're the retarded one here dipshit, what's with not being able to fucking read of all things
>>138674299
Soon, anon!
>>138670768
DESS
>>138674337
what a cute souryuu, practicing kissing her future boyfriend with a kaga
>>138674289
You heard me.
>>138674369
No you
>>138674380
I want to touch Kongou inappropriately
>>138674410
>souryuu
>>138674434
At least I can read properly
>>138674443
Define inappropriately.
>>138673972
>Not loving every inch of Kaga.
Are you a weenie?
>>138674443
It's not inappropriate when she consents.
>>138674495
I want to touch her everywhere
>>138674469
Sorry yurifriend, I'll pay more attention in the future.
>>138674478
No it doesn't matter if you can read properly or not, you're still a retard
I bet it sucks to be you, retard
Kongos are the best lovers for each other.
>>138674537
>yurifriend
what a dumb meme
>>138674505
>weenie
Rude, at least mine is bigger than you!
>>138674585
Oooh, what a great retort you made there with big words and complete sentences too. Drown yourself, lord of the faggots.
>>138674433
No
>>138674469
I'm gonna marry ShouShou, and then tease ZuiZui with displays of affections.
>>138674626
Wouldn't be hard.
Point is that if you don't like every part of Kaga, then you don't deserve her.
But I just want her ass mostly.
>>138674613
Yeah, people should accept that yuri is natural in real life.
>>138674646
After you, retard
>>138674660
>>138674690
No, I love every part of Kaga too, anon
>>138674695
yuri is not real in anime, but please do not act like you're educated on 3D..
the 3D all crave the penis, just like most shipgirls in this game
>>138674736
Then what's the problem?
Don't you want to give Kaga's ass some love?
>>138674729
>>138674783
Kaga is not for lewding
>>138674783
this man is extremely right, kagas ass is for insemination, as >>138674613 this doujin made clear
>>138674839
this is just so absurdly false.
>>138674799
>>138674000
FemTK is alright too.
>>138674839
I can already see Kaga going astray because her admiral can't just satisfy her ass at all.
>>138674917
I want to be that female admiral.
>>138673969
Sup long Hoppou, your smile always makes me happy.
>>138674940
I bet Akagi wants you to be the TTK too
>>138675015
No, she wants the TTK to be food.
>>138674870
>>138674940
Kaga is like an angel to me
Reminder that real male admirals want all their girls to be yuri lovers.
>>138675015
More like she'd want me to be food like >>138675046 suggested. I don't think Akagi -is- capable of loving something more than food (all thanks to the fandom).
>>138675053
Tis your loss then, anon.But I respect your opinion despite not agreeing with it
Best ducky coming through
>>138674912
Just slap the wind, anon
>>138675117
Akagi's love for Kaga is more important to her than anything else.
>>138675147
What is the sound of one hand slapping?
>>138675117
Akagi being a lesbian for Kaga is also thanks to fandom, does that make it official too?
>>138675110
sorry, but there's just no way that two girls could marry eachother.
It is the admirals duty to deflower the ships so that they mature into women, instead of being stuck as pure, childish yuri
>>138675183Dayon~
>>138675207
He wants them to be married lovers, your point is now invalid.
>>138675207
You're saying they can't just because you don't agree? Wow, looks like you just lost that argument.
What's the point in still responding to yurispammer?
>>138675284
People are just too stupid to realize that yuri is the only real answer for shipgirls.
>>138675230
>>138675271
my sweet, naive yurifriends, I am saying that they will inevitably long to be het, there is just no way that the relationship will work out because sooner or later, one of them is going to want to feel some excitement down there
>>138675184
Completely forgot about that. I feel retarded now.
>does that make it official too?
Yes if no one cares about canon and people follow fanon instead.
Not that I care or anything, the only love I feel is satisfying my sexual hunger and that is something I don't wish on my ship girls.
>>138673402
>>138672704
>>138671584
Yamato yuri is the cutest!
>>138675284
>>138675120
I want to protect her smile.
>>138675360
>no one cares about canon and people follow fanon instead.
The devs did that with Akagi giving her food lines and also altering Ooi's lines among all the other girls that they altered. They might as well make them all lesbians at this point.
>>138675360
Did you know that Amatsukaze is also a yuri girl?
>>138675386
yamato is very, extremely het, and the embodiment of the perfect wife who will satisfy her husband either in terms of house duties, or sexually
>>138675428
But her food lines weren't as bad as the fandom portrays it.
>>138675484
I did not know, no.
>>138675499
>>138675416
Smuggest ducky
>>138675509
They were only added in expressly because fandom portrayed it as so.
>>138675539
what a kind yamato helping houshou grabbing that bucket, it is a virtue which makes perfect housewifes, and teach them how to care for kids after being inseminated by their very loving het husbands
>>138675578
Oh.
Its really sad now that I think about it.
![sample-cabbdd5996e7d692219a4aa2f94cec7c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r5CkKwg.jpg "sample-cabbdd5996e7d692219a4aa2f94cec7c[1].jpg")
>>138675428
Well, they'd have to be at least bisexual since there's no restrictions on the marriage whether or not the admiral chose female in the options.
>>138675633
The devs don't give a shit about the girls or how people think about them as long as they keep making them money. They'll even just make them all lesbians if that sells more products for them. Kadokawa owns the game, the show, and anything else licensed by them. Why else do you think they tried making the shit anime as ambiguous as possible.
>>138675751
That's just a cop out choice and the reason why the anime went to shit, not to mention that it completely make the girls look like empty shells that would have sex with anything without a preference.
>>138675386
>>138675539
Please don't drag Yamato into this, okay?
>>138675904
>tfw no Yamato to cherish
Fuck RNG
>>138675938
How bad can your luck be ? She's fucking common tier.
>>138675938
She will come, just be patient and love your other KanMusu in the meantime.
>>138675904
Why do you hate love?
>>138675995
Extremely fucked. I had like Nagato and Mutsu around HQ5 and swam in boatloads of Kongous, got my first Sendai at around 50
>>138676011
Ye, I'm not going to forget about them
>>138675120
>>138675563
Delicious navel
>The /r9k/ is strong in this thread
An anon said this the other day. What does this mean?
>>138676021
It's very nice for two girls to like each other, but please spoiler the images or go to >>>/u/ , okay?
>>138676092
How new
>>138676092
The no life yuri haters won't leave.
>>138676143
Get with the times gramps. Nearly every anon is new these days.
>>138676148
Ah. I see.
>>138676135
Just admit that you hate love.
>>138676257
That is a very sweet image of Yamato and Yahagi, but please be more considerate of others anon.
>>138676083
Who /abyss/ here?
>>138676350
Yuri haters deserve no mercy for their disgusting point of view.
>>138676361
I like their silly costumes.
>>138676379
Fuck off to /u/ retards.
>>138676426
You missed some.
Not even 200 posts in and the thread is already garbage.
>>138676379
I'm going to sleep, good night anon and please don't annoy others so much.
Post nice images tomorrow!
>>138676361
They are ok.
>>138676475
It was garbage from post 1.
>>138676444
>some
It's only one fucking retarded cunt spamming up his stupid shit and baiting everyone. I bet he's giggling at his keyboard like the autist he is and the mods are just sitting and watching. These threads are going the fuck to waste and I'm glad translator don't post shit anymore.
Iowa cute
http://dec.2chan.net/60/res/8707618.htm
>>138676361
Remove abyss, fucking disgusting subhuman scum. They aren't even fucking human for god sake, they should all be butchered, nuked and tortured to death.
>>138676361
Hoppou and friends are the best.
>>138676538
>and baiting everyone
Not everyone, only the retards who give him attention.
>>138676512
(You)
>>138676444
He won't give you all those replies because you clearly don't deserve them for derailing the thread.
When will you acknowledge the fact there is a specified board for people like you? Because I can tell you're clearly not on the right one.
>>138676602
Retards getting mad over obvious bait are just as bad as the shit posters. If you give them attention you're only shitting on the thread even further.
>>138676361
Most wonderful hat, screw the haters.
>>138676749
Disgusting dog.
>>138676749
>no pantyhose
its shit
>>138676687
Just like ignoring Kagafag was supposed to make him go away right? Now he's just spamming half of the thread until someone replies to him.
And reporting does nothing too.
>>138676642
Because there's no reason for yuri not to be posted here and the only people that think otherwise are just haters that need to get a life.
>>138676810
>That doujin
Kaga is pathetic to keep the grudge that long.
>>138676810
What a kuso, why would anyone bully Kaga?
>>138676858
Explain to me how replying solves the problem.
>>138676876
because he asks for it
>>138676570
>>138676858
And by replying you only throw more shit at the thread and make the spammer want to spam harder.
>>138676570
You can't just shop Iowa onto everything.
>>138676869
Give me one reason for posting yuri content here that isn't fictional crap made up by fans who actually ignore girls personalities.
>>138676493
That's a badass Hoppou.
>>138676964
Why do you keep insisting that posting yuri is spamming? Are you still having cases of PTSD that you can't get over the fact that posting yuri isn't a problem?
>>138676904
It really doesn't, but I don't think that's what that anon was trying to say.
The thing is, it's hard for mods to recognize this as spam or some in game fad, at face value, there's probably no way a secondary could distinguish the two.
Atleast the kagaspammer does seem to behave better recently, for what it's worth.
>>138676904
Explain how your attempts of ignoring him for 3 years gave no result first.
![1458020911733[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nuslGWP.jpg "1458020911733[1].jpg")
>>138676570
lel
>>138677060
I never said anything about yuri, I was talking about the retards who fight kagashitter with more shitposting, nice victim complex by the way.
>>138677052
Because yuri content has every right to be posted here as much as the other garbage that gets posted here, and all the girls are yuri when the admiral is female.
>>138677115
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism
>>138677182
>posts Yuri
>calls other posts garbage
Obligatory >>>/u/
>>138676927
>Steals the admiral's food.
>Tries to murder him and instead get's her ass handed to her.
>>138677304
It is garbage, there's no official males in the cast and there's no need for them either. Really it's the people that keep thinking that there is no reason to post yuri here that are the real garbage.
>>138677377
She's a Hime now, so it's okay to do lewd stuff to her.
>>138676570
Dankmashii
>>138677025
>>138677298
You don't even need to reply to him. All he's doing is basically replying to himself or replying to every other post provoking people in replying to him. If it fails he gets aggressive and floods the thread with kagaspam, insulting when being called out. x3 years
If there are multiple persons behind this, even worse.
Your turn.
>>138677701
KanColle isn't even 3 years old.
>>138677580
Joke's on you I pulverized her hips so much she grew an extra horn
>>138677734
It will be in a month.
>>138677767
Oh my.
>>138677571
If you don't like how those threads behave depending on your tastes, there is always /u/ where everyone posts same opinion, just like you.
>>138677811
>>138677804
Heh.
>>138677767
Don't be too rough on her, treat her like a princess.
>>138670174
For some reason, I love the short-sleeved uniforms on the Kuma-class.
>>138678077
>posting censored version
>>138677902
That means doggy style!
>>138678039
It's not just "for some reason," anon, it's because they're the best.
>>138678038
>>138678211
Sounds good to me as long as she's happy.
>>138678077
Disgusting
>>138678364
While spreading her anus!
>>138678509
I want to put my huge penis into Shimakaze's tiny mouth
>>138678422
Sounds delicious.
>>138678509
That looks like a cave..
>>138678624
On a rotating bed with gangster rap music!
>>138678679
It is.
>>138678785
Cute, she's like a puppy.
>>138678696
Wouldn't it be better with hip hop music?
Teruducky a prettiest
Hatsuducky a handsome
Akiducky aalright looking I guess
>>138678941
Stop that.
>>138678941
They smell bad.
>>138678277
I think you're right.
>>138678039
>>138679130
What's with the trippy shit?
>>138678941
Teruzuki is a ducky I can stand behind
It's like artists go out of their way to make Takao meaty and wonderful.
>>138679181
Special camouflage.
>>138679181
It's superior yuri artist originality.
>>138679385
This yuri artist show just how boring and stupid all the non yuri crap is.
>>138679435
I want to plunge my dick inside of her
>>138679629
Don't encourage the yuri shitposter.
>>138679679
But you are the yuri poster, right?
