Suddenly your elf has entered heat.
What do?
>>138645531
Missionary, while holding hands, mutual orgasm impregnation and cuddling.
>>138645740
I like you
Put her in a chastity belt and forbid anyone from going near her.
i want to start a big loving family with Alleyne
>>138645740
>holding hands
>>138645740
>>138645786
Both of these are wonderful options.
>>138645531
Double the amount of clients she has scheduled
>>138645531
i wish i had an elf...
>>138646216
No lewdness involved before the act. Just tell her to get on the bed and do it, then take a nap.
>>138645740
[x] stick it in the pooper
>>138645740
Enjoy your 3 day vacation!
>>138645767
As long, as you don't become a tree hugging environmentalist that doesn't engage in melee combat,
Then it is alright.
>>138645531What if powerful elves raped humans?
Tie it up and cast cone of cold at it while someone throws a bucket of water at it.
>>138646467
What kind of man would change that much to suit his wife?
>>138645740
>excluded mating press
You had one job, one job you colossal faggot; and you FUCKED IT UP.
>>138646606
I didn't exclude anything. Missionary implies only her flat on her back, rest can be varied situationally.
>>138646467
I want to talk about this
>>138646606
Mating press is only in missionary you turbo faggot.
>>138646606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
>>138645531
Ship her off to the orcs
>>138645531
Man I wish reverse image search wasn't completely useless.
>>138645531
The time has finally come. Sacrifice to Armok in exchange for good harvest.
>>138647277
http://exhentai.org/g/880758/c5df01e67b/
>>138645531
That elf reminds me of Marcille.
>>138645531
>ntr
I hate it!
>>138647499
Because it is.
>>138647277
they eat her
>>138645531
>>138645740
Delete this heretic thread
>>138645531
No.
>>138645531
Entered heat? What does that mean? Should I get her ice packs then and some chicken noodle soup?
>>138647659
Don't' forget the Sprite too.
>>138647659
No, you should have done that during pre-heat. Now you have to eat her
>>138647659
Look at this man not knowing how to fuck a dog.
Look at him and laugh.
>>138647436
Thank you.
>>138645740
>>138645740
/thread
>>138647805
ONLY TOWARDS MY KILL COUNT.
>>138647805
The only thing worse than space niggers
>>138647564
>comfy dungeon exploring has doujins already
Whoa.Please do not sexualize the Meshis.
>>138645531
>fucking your slave
Disgusting. Let the bitch suffer, or maybe breed her with some orcs. Sell the halfbreeds as better workers
>>138647805
eldar are such fucking sluts jesus christ
>>138645740
>Missionary, while holding hands, mutual orgasm impregnation and cuddling.
9.5/10, forgotleg lock.
>>138648153
And one"I love you"
>>138648215
Alsoheart pupils
Reminder that elves are not lewd
>>138648215
Elves don't have "love" as humans do.
>>138648258
>>138648153
Implied by "mutual orgasm impregnation"
>>138648153
>>138648215
>>138648258
Whoa there buddies, there's a line we can't cross here.
Okay, I got this:
Sweet gentle missionary after some foreplay in the forest while holding hands with interlocked fingers and kissing and the occasional "I love you" and after a while speeding it up to mating press while staring into her eyes ending it up with mutual impregnating orgasm as she leglocks and scratches your back with her fingernails due to the passion.
>>138645740
>>138648153
>>138648215
>>138648258
>>138648504
you fucking sickos, I'm on the line with the FBI right now.
prepared to get v&.
>>138646517
>elves
>powerful
>>138645531
>Hamlet: Oh fuck
>(exit Hamlet)
>>138648611
Oh, when a man gets old enough that his sense of humor goes back to that of a fifth grader. What a beautiful moment.
>>138648611
>He's never seen the Slavic elves murdering each other in the mountains and forests
>>138648611
There have been some insanely powerful elves, but they're so rare that you would sooner win the lottery twice than see one. The ones that are powerful because of magic also wind up being just plain insane and get destroyed.
>after a long journey we rest at a campfire
>elves help each other relax by massaging feet
>her eyes lock with yours and she approaches you
>she wants you to massage her feet
>except, elves do it with their mouths
>she takes off her thick woolen sock and takes out her delicate and fragrant foot
>slowly slides it into your mouth while writing notes about the day's journey
>tfw
>>138648504
>>138645740
>>138645531
Nothing. I must be loyal to my waifu
>>138645531
Boys don't go into heat, they're not gross.
>>138648795
>>138648839
>doesn't have elfu
You're a waste of space.
>>138646467
I'll engage in melee combat if they manage to reach me alive.
Deny her any release until she brutally attacks me and makes me her personal semen ejector.
>>138648986
Melee is for land crawling scum. Real battles are fought over distances of multiple lightseconds, with weapons that don't leave the targets in any shape to even attempt melee.
>>138649182
>elf apologist scum thinking he knows anything about melee weapons and honorable duels
That's why everyone hates elves and drows
Warning: Do not look this up.Elf No Youjo Ga Itanode Mechakucha Yatta Hanashi
>>138649273
Melee and duels are archaic relics of the past.
>>138649274
Fuck you senpai.
>>138648504
>>138645531
give her to the other goblins in the cave to relieve their stress
>>138649420
Yes, their period is not blood, but maple juice and they rub it all over their body, making their entire skin surface an erogenous zone.
Then they run naked in slow motion at each other and jump and smack their bodies in mid-air to orgasm.
I'll show you later.
Lustfully nibble on her ears as we fuck in the upright-straddle position so the intensity of the sex is too much for her and she cums every time I thrust into her.
>>138649420
Aura is just perfect.
>>138645740
No leg locking, no buy.
>>138649794
Already addressed ITT. Learn to read.
>>138647805
Did somebody say space elves? Cause I think I heard somebody say space elves.
>>138645740
A HUNDRED TIMES THIS
>>138650283
Nice orz
Do her doggystyle while nibbling on her ears and dirty talking her, and then suddenly pushing her top down into the mattress and banging her top-down bottom-up while occasionally spanking her fit butt.Then cuddle and hold hands with her.
>>138650283
>>138648795
>fragrant foot
>entered heat
I'm pretty sure elves are menstrual, not estrous
>>138650656
I'd love to have an elf waifu who goes into heat but is too proud to admit it, so she just tries to do things things as normal but is debilitatingly aroused, and unconsciously rubs herself on me when we cuddleand then I fuck her brains out.
>>138645531Shove Wuuthrad up her ass
>>138645740
/thread
Nothing more to add except >>138648153
>>138648215
>>138648258
>>138650948
Jibril a cute except her stupid taste of hate elves. Stop hating them I want you and >>138646045 to ride me in ffm action
>>138650991
Filthy pathetic elves deserve extinction and extinction only
>>138651019
Spoken like a trueNord.Ulfricwould be proud.
Rapethe male elves
>>138651019
Only after I have a nice love session with an angel and elf and you two have my children
>>138650948
>>138650991
While I appreciate Jibril's taste for reading material and hunger for knowledge, her other less than admirable qualities reduce her points significantly.
>>138651104
Jibril isn't an angel you filthy elf lover
>>138651194
Close enough.
>>138651194
In my eyes and head she is. And I love when two girls hate each other but love me
>>138651269
>>138651288
Elves and elf lovers will not receive anything except painful deaths by Jibril
Purge all of the pathetic lifeforms
>>138651288
>>138651104
>>138651098
It feel so good to behead this little cuck.
>>138651100
>>138650991
Alleyne would never even touch you.
She's a lesbian.
>>138651359
Even those who hate elves should expect painful deaths from Jibril.
>>138648611
SCUSE me N'wah.
Make way for most alpha Harem MC ever.
Who needs to attract a Harem when you can home grow them. From your own dna
>>138651472
>Ulfric
>cuck
How's that Thalmor dick tasting?
>>138651701
Never tasted it, unlike Ulfric.
>>138651701
>not knowing that ulfric is a thalmor plant
You belong on a plantation with the yiffing degenerates.
>>138649888
my nigga
>>138651828
Honestly, I don't think he was supposed to be an actual plant, just someone they could manipulate without him knowing.
>>138648611
>Implying they can't be
>>138645531
I consult Neromashin, he seems to have a good head on his shoulders.
>>138645531suck his cute cock.
>>138651738
>empire
>surrenders to elves
>outlaws the worship of It's God-founder
>allows elves to kidnap and torture it's own citizens whenever they please
>Ulfric
>hates elves
>wants to drive them out of Skyrim
>wants to restore Talos worship
>doesn't stand for his brothers and sisters being swept away in the night
Which one sounds like a cuck to you?
>>138651828
>not realizing that either side winning, Stormcloak or Imperial, would be bad for the Thalmor
>not realizing the only reason Ulfric is listed as a plant is because the civil war is killing men on both sides
The war is only good for the Thalmor if it doesn't reach a conclusion, because Imperial forces will continue to be drawn out. Should Ulfricor Imperialswin, the forces of the victor can be focused on defense and / or preparing for war against the Thalmor. The difference is that the Empire has allowed the Thalmor to put their spies all throughout their land, and has even stooped to standing idly by while their own citizens are snatched in the night. Meanwhile, Ulfric and the Stormcloaks would rather die than let themselves fall to that fate. While non-elven spies are a possibility, it would be much more difficult to spy on a liberated Skyrim, since any caught spies would be executed and / or tortured without question.
>>138652088
Exactly. The Thalmor are trying to keep the war going for as long as possible. This way, both Imperial and Stormcloak troops continue being killed, which means less troops on either side to face the real enemy. A victory for either side would be bad for the Thalmor, I'm just inclined to think a Stormcloak victory would be worse for them than an Imperial one.
>>138652256
Let me fix that for you
Empire
>stalemate with elves
>Outlaws PUBLIC worship of its God-founder because if not the Elves would've slaughtered Skyrim
>Allows elves to do what they want with the dumb Nords who went all "MUH TALOS" when the Empire told them to not worship Talos WINK WINK
Ulfric
>Hates Elves
>wants to drive them out of Skyrim with just the support of uneducated dumb Nords, without the backing of the Empire
>wants to restore Talos worship with just the support of uneducated dumb Nords, without the backing of the Empire
>doesn't give a shit when Skyrim-born non-nords get slaughtered right outside his doorsteps
>overall weakens the position of Man towards Mer
>Would get crushed by the Aldmeri dominion if the Empire ever fucked off out of Skyrim
there senpai
God she does things to make me Diamond. Specially that episode... man...if only I could rewatch it everday and make it a new sight each time.
>>138645531
Find her a stallion
>>138646964
>>138651359
Why does she hate elves though? Did they stealed her "Angry slut thirst for coocks" trope?
>>138652468
Why people pretend to like this show though? It was crap and Jibril was just a very bad season shitfu. I fucking take Onodera and Tsugumi rather than lolmemeshitfu
>>138652596
Angry? Anon, Jibril takes great joy in murdering lower life forms like yourself
>>138652730
Hello secondary
>>138652744
Oh really?
Skin her, gut her, smear her offal all over /tg/ to remind them who owns their obese asses.
>>138652744
If you really want to make a sexy deadly girl, make it right, pic related is not even from anime and will surely take big pleasure on killing both you and that excuse of waifu
>>138645531
Have only anal sex until its safe to.
Just kidding, I'd always only have anal sex with her.
Yet another shitty crossboarding elf thread, why can't you stay on >>>/tg/ where you belong.
>>138652791
I don't give a literal finger but ok kiddo, just tell me when you end kindergarden
>>138645531
>my elf
execute her on the spot and report myself to the local commisar for heresy
>>138652845
Tell me when you actually know how to spell kindergarten you illiterate fuck
>>138652382
>dumb Nords
Thalmor sympathizer spotted, but
>Outlaws PUBLIC worship of its God-founder because if not the Elves would've slaughtered Skyrim
You realize that the Aldmeri Dominion was just as bad, if not worse than the Empire after the Great War, right? Their propaganda only convinced the Emperor and his men that they were stronger than they were.
>wants to restore Talos worship with just the support of uneducated dumb Nords, without the backing of the Empire
>implying Skyrim, Hammerfell, and Cyrodiil couldn't form an alliance should the Thalmor launch an attack
>implying Human armies aren't going to recover faster than Elven armies due to their lifespans
>doesn't give a shit when Skyrim-born non-nords get slaughtered right outside his doorsteps
>wasting time and resources on a minority that does nothing but sit around and complain all day
>not realizing they wouldn't get "slaughtered" if they did anything but complain all day
>not realizing that putting themselves to work would show Ulfric and the nords that they're willing to cooperate, thus ending the harsh treatment
"It was difficult at first. The Nords of this city are, at best, suspicious of outsiders. But in time, I made the right friends and proved myself useful enough that they don't give me trouble anymore. The dark elves are too proud and naive to understand the way things truly are, and so they continue to dwell in that slum."
- Niranye, High Elf merchant in Windhelm
>overall weakens the position of Man towards Mer
>implying it wasn't already shit
>Would get crushed by the Aldmeri dominion if the Empire ever fucked off out of Skyrim
>Mountains, harsh climate, and deadly wildlife wouldn't hamper an invading force at all
>>138648038
Well they did fuck themselves into an apocalypses.
>>138651488
>Girls
I have some bad news for you, anon...
>>138652480
That isn't an elf,you degenerate
>>138645740
you sick fuck.
>>138645531
call up tyrone and tell him to bring friends. no way am I sticking it in filthy elf puss.
>>138645531
You people are disgusting. Elves are for degrading and using as onaholes, not love. Elves dont deserve to be loved.
>>138653224
Anon, even elves dont deserve to be fucked by black men, that is just disgusting.
>>138645531
I CAST AN ICE SPELL TO COOL HER DOWN!
>>138653357
I cast PURGE
>>138645531
I would kill it.
>>138653440
are you using sorcery? THAT IS HERESY!
>>138653502
How dare you. I am a Primaris and far more devoted to the Emperor than you will ever be.
>>138653606
Blasphemy! Primaris are psykers, only heretics use sorcery!
>>138649586
Sauce?
>>138653937
its re:monster
soemthing like that.
>>138649586
Daily reminder to feel bad for the older goblins.
>>138645740
This is a pretty solid /thread right here.
>>138648504
lewd as fuck. I love it.
>>138649274
Mmm. Sultry.
>>138653007
You know, regardless of either sides, I just want the one that most weakens the Thalmor, and stops them from toppling the last towers in vain hope for an immortal restoration.
I still don't know which side is best, and haven't chosen
>>138652480
>Oh looks like MCcuck-kun dropped out of the fuck race. Guess I'll have to fuck you bareback then~!
>YOU'RE ON!
I swear to god I remember reading a doujin with nearly the exact same set-up but in the end the cuck starts fucking his horsebitch and she falls back in love with him through the power of his dick.
>>138652256
>>138653007
You DO take into account that Skyrim basically survives because the empire supplies it food stocks, right?
>>138653750
But Primaris psykers aren't sorcerers, and they're soul-bound to the Emperor, which is more than any Sororitas can say about themselves.
>>138658248
You realize Skyrim has its own farms and fisheries, right? Along with plenty of game to hunt.
>>138658342
It won't be enough for a long term campaignYou think the next elder scrolls will be a sequel?
>>138652596
They're uncivilized, uncultured, idiots who shot at her once while she was flying around near them so she blew up their capital.
>>138658105
My Dear Centaur Senpai
>>138658437
>Shot her down
Didn't she just run into the no flying barrier they had around their cities?
SLAY ALL ELVES DESTROY THEIR HOMES ENSLAVE THEIR CHILDREN DEFILE THEIR WOMEN DEVASTATE THE POINTY EARS BRING AN END TO THEIR DECADENT WAYS
>>138648839
*loyle
>>138651630
>You will never exploit the loophole of wizardry, fuck female clone versions of yourself and be technically virgin because that counts as masturbation
>>138645531
>What do?
She must be longing for burning at the stake, all heretics do.
I'll cleanse her with the fires of Purification.
>>138645740
DELETE THIS
MODS
>>138645740
>>138660256
I want a Fyr SOL show where the all the girls have to cheer up Yagrum Bagarn when he's lonely.
Shit mang, the Dwemer tanged themselves into Robot Skin, and he just gets left behind.
>>138652480
>mfw I skim that over because i've read it before
>Says all the way through that she loves the human
>She cries at the end while marrying the chad because she cant win against the dick
>Kid kills himself at the end without doing anything besides masturbating
That's pretty fucked up
>>138652149
>implying they can
Those sissies can't engage in melee combat for shit and their women (and men) are slaves to the cock.
Buy an orc for her.
>>138645531
I give her the standard treatment
>>138660870
>Buy an orc for myself and make the elf watch
fixed
>>138649586
>Bringing that much shit tastes in a thread
Why do elf threads always get overrun with /v/irgins talking about the Western pigshit games?
>>138645531
I put in a call to Ugruub and his buddies
I still owe them from when they helped me move, I think this will make up for it
Fulfill her fantasies.
Her deep dark fantasies.
>>138645531
>elves
>>138649420
>>138649754
Source please
>elves
DEUS VULT
>>138662717
She's gonna show you who's the boss of this gym
>>138653007
The independence would weaken both Skyrim and the rest of the Empire. Talos nuts were too thick to read between the lines of the peace treaty and went full nuts with "muh Talos"
t. Altmer who sided with the Empire and kills Thalmor judges on sight
I don't get either the hatred or the fascination of /a/ for elves.
Care to explain?
>>138662717
>>138649754
she's a nigga bro
she'd slam your balls in her ass like basket balls, give you sickle cell, steal your cool aid, and be offended by my post
>>138664621
>I don't get either the hatred
Memes and insecurities
>or the fascination of /a/ for elves
They are cute.
>>138664233
Pretty much this.
It's blatently obvious the empire knows that another war with the Thalmor is coming up. The white gold concord was just to buy time while the empire rebuilds.
Then Ulfric fucked it all up by killing the high king and starting a civil war which is going to weaken the empire further and possibly lead into the Thalmor attacking Skyrim with Skyrim trying to fight off an enrmy that thd rntire empire was previously getting its ass kicked by.
Ulfric basically blew his load too early and fucked over everyone.
>>138664817
>with Skyrim trying to fight off an enrmy that thd rntire empire was previously getting its ass kicked by.
With Skyrim trying to fight off an enemy that the entire empire was previously getting its ass kicked by.*
I think my keyboard had a stroke for a minute there.
>>138664621
>the fascination of /a/ for elves.
elves have a very lewd switch and i like that.
also pointy ears.
>>138645531
Time to hire some orcs. One human dick isn't gonna be enough.
>>138664621
>hatred
/tg/
>>138652256
>The war is only good for the Thalmor if it doesn't reach a conclusion
It's good for the Thalmor just for happening at all regardless of who wins or how long it lasts. Just for happening, the empire is broken up even further, they've had to expend time and resources on it when they should be rebuilding their forces and resources, and they've shown weakness to what is still a very real enemy.
As for the specifics of who wins:
Empire wins
>Lost both Imperial forces AND nordic forces who could have fought for the empire.
>Sewn distrust among Skyrim towards the Empire for generations to come.
>Have to deal with stormcloak holdouts
Stormcloaks Win
>Lost Stormcloak soldiers they'll need for when the Thalmor are garunteed to attack
>Lose Empires support when Thalmor attack their independent and weakened ass.
Either way, the Thalmor win no matter how long the war drags on.
>>138665478
There's a reason why the dragonborn was summoned back despite the lineage dying out. They're meant to kick Thalmor ass. Dragons are just an excuse.
>>138665808
yes
Why is this thread still up? There is barely anything /a/ related in here. Why are mods such lazy cunts and won't protect the elves form your faggotry?
Kill it, dorfs cannot be tempted
Is interracial love between a human and elf heresy and degenerate?
>>138666614
yes
elves are for rape and slavery
>>138645740
First post best post
>>138663492
Use IQDB and then use Google.
Fuck you Garithos.
Elf are for love and cuddle.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/909494/2eb2e9edcf/
>>138666773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNv9nR7QVPk
DINDU NUFFIN
https://youtu.be/i5-Tuo1bmFM?t=7m1s
>>138666769
I can't. I'm at work.
please
I never ask for spoonfeed
just this time
I'll compensate you
>>138667117
>I'll compensate you
With what?
>>138645531
Dump her and go for the superior choice.
>>138667157
I'll draw something for you
>>138667183
Draw me a curvy darkskin/brown elf.
>>138645531
I'd tease the shit outta of her, then sweetly deny any final pleasure from her, until she gets enough and she "overpowers" me.
Then I'd let her rape the shit outta me. I like post-orgasm "torture".
>>138663492
New guy here.
tenchi muyo war on geminar.
>>138652480
>>138660810
That's what he gets for liking horse pussy.
Yiff in hell, furfag.
>>138667183
Nevermind anon you don't have to.
Same anon(>>138667259)
It's
Isekai no Seikishi Monogatari
>>138667479
I was having fun messing with that anon. Why do you ruin my fun man?
Stupid question. Elves are good for just one thing.
>>138667259
I did my best
>>138667547
>>138667547
well thanks
>>138667655
qt3.14
Godspeed anon.
>>138645531
>knive ears
>ever
Humans can love only humans you sickos!!!
>>138667742
what about human cattle?
>>138645740
Too lewd and pure for me
>>138645531
crop ears & sell to church
>>138666305
Go away /tg/, nobody likes you or your shitty meme race
>>138664621
>hatred
Crossboard shitposting scum from /tg#
>>138645531
Eat her, literally.
>>138645531
Lock her in a chastity belt, and fuck other elves while she watches.
>>138664730
>insecurity
Elves are literally the least interesting fantasy race.
>>138671622
not if you use ye olde spoopy elves they're not
>>138671622
Depends on the setting.
>>138672165
Even in a good setting, elves are very rarely interesting. They're basically a race of nobles past their prime, every time.
>>138672143
Nobody writes about the elves that kidnap people in mists. Those wouldn't be that interesting either.
>>138672264
Tolkien elves were interesting for a while, but then they did a whole lot of nothing.
People just need to stop portraying elves as huge fucking faggots.
>>138645531
What about a space elf entering my spaceship?
>>138672264
There's a french /co/mic where aiding an elf isn't the brightest of ideas, can't remember the name atm, Conan's The Frost-Giant's Daughter could be considered an elf, those spooky birdmen from the beastmaster? elves. The Goblin King? a cliche elf, but still an elf, just saying.
Elves are meant to to be impregnated, look at these hips.
You knock her up, and then you raise a happy family with your new elf wife, who you love, and she only loves you.
>>138672813
>elves with wide hips and petite everything else
Finally a man of taste!
>>138672813
>>138672907
What's the best elf in anime?
Speaking character and character design wise.
>>138667734
Knife is singular.
Knives is plural.
>>138673001
pic related
>>138673055
>PARN!
Did somebody say elves?
>>138645531
Help her out
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DuWTqNh.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>138673380
1 vs 1 me bitch
>>138660823
excuse me, mortal, I could not hear what you said over the hymns being sung about my glory.
>>138645740
Holly shit this is the gayest shit i have heard in a while. What happened to you faggots? I mean i knew all of you were carving for some dick but this level of sensational shit is too much even for you guys
>>138672621
They are only portrayed that way because people feel insecure when they see a race better looking and stronger than they are.
>>138673507
Arioch gives me the biggest fear boner.
>>138667177
This second part was sadly lacking in scat.
![1408690567256[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D4vs006.jpg "1408690567256[1].jpg")
>>138674911
You're not a little boy , are you anon?
>>138670631
>Hating dwarves
They're way better than the long eared sluts.
>>138675136
She may prefer kids, but she will try to eat adults too.
>>138675148
>little greedy mountain jews
Nah.
