>you're waifu's face when she sees your dick
had to break nofap for this, fuck takeda
>>138626528
NTR tag
>>138626528
I second this.
>>138626667
What's the problem with netorare?
>>138626724
Nothing, and the sauce is already here.
>>138626667
Thank you.
>>138626263
Mine is smaller, but she still loves it.
It won't survive
>>138626825
she sure loves ramming her cock down your throat
>>138627010
Reminder that Sawatari ejaculated from getting Marika's cock rammed down his throat with no other stimulus.
Literally a semen demon.
Why do people like small dick humiliation?
>>138627106
Because we have tiny little dicks and having a girl pay attention to them is flattering.
>I guess there's some japanese in you
>>138626263
how small is small?
>>138627163
She's talking about her fingers
>>138627228
>it
>singular
>fingers
>plural
![Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight! 04 (BD 768x576 x264 Hi10p Vorbis).mkv_snapshot_12.51_[2016.03.01_20.06.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rXMjQ0R.jpg "Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight! 04 (BD 768x576 x264 Hi10p Vorbis).mkv_snapshot_12.51_[2016.03.01_20.06.03].jpg")
>>138627244
mistranslated because they got the context wrong
>>138627219
13 cm is small.
>>138627322
Phew.
>>138627369
She's used to it.
>>138627106
Because I have a big dick and makes me feel better about myself.
>>138627369
I want to gently corrupt Rin into a BDSM slut.
>>138626263
I prefer average dicks.
>>138626263
this fucker didn't even make a few pages of her when she had short hair
I probably fapped at the scenes of her slow transformation ,in part two, to a whore than the entirety of part three
>there is a huge penis and a big penis tag on sadpanda but no small penis tag
What is this shit.
The Hibike doujin was terrible.
>>138627519
HEY BABY.
>>138627519
But she can't see it like that
>>138626263
She's delighted that it fits her just right.
>>138627219
a micro baby's dick at the age of 20+
>>138627619
She already saw it, now she's moved on to the next step.
>>138627572
A terrible doujin for a terrible series.
>>138626439
Me too though it only lasted 2 hours anyway
>she sees you're dick
>>138626439
>nofap
Why would you be abstaining? I mean I haven't fapped in a week either, but still?
>>138627275
but she's literally looking at the guys penis in that scene
>>138627762
It's good for your health to do it in moderation and not twice a day.
Also excess testosterone leads to hair loss.
>>138626263
Found it on the first try, aww yeah.
Also, mine.
>>138627828
Won't holding it in produce more testosterone? That would kinda defeat the purpose.
>>138627869
But Yuno loves cock, when she was sleeping over at Yukki's place she was all
>How come you're not all over me yet?
>>138627828
>he fell for the masturbation adversely affects testosterone levels meme
Literally circumcision prevents masturbation tier. The effects are subtle at worst.
>>138627956
>circumcision prevents masturbation
Is that why the Yanks do it to their kids?
>>138627902
No, your semen will naturally recycle itself in 3-5 days. If you do it more than once or twice in that period of time, your body will generate more semen and release more testosterone than usual.
>>138628021
Originally, yes. Now they do it because facial creams are a multi-billion dollar industry. There is serious money in cutting baby dicks.
>>138628063
The more you know.
>>138627905
No, she loves her lover's dick. She was extra excited in the second universe because she'd already been with him in the first.
>You didn't take so long last time, why are you such a betamax in this world?
>>138628063
>There is serious money in cutting baby dicks.
This really should not be a sentence.
>>138628126
>She was extra excited in the second universe because she'd already been with him
Greatest love story ever told.
>>138628126
>>138628063
>jews love circumcision
>jews love money
gee i wonder who could be behind this
>>138627762
A month without masturbation brings back that sensitivity of childhood days. It's like masturbating for the first time all over again.
>>138626263
>I'm waifu's face when she sees my dick
Ok, I guess.
>>138628425
Lurk moar.
>>138628233
Greatest NTR ever told. Technically cucked him *with himself.*
>>138628289
I'm not saying the Jews aren't money-grubbing monster cunts, just that cutting baby dicks shouldn't be a thing. Shit's fucked, anon.
>>138628450
It might be bait though
>>138626263
The fuck does Takeda always give the chick pit hair once she's fallen? Completely fuckin ruins it.
>>138626263
>you're
pls
>>138628570
>NTR
You take that back.
>cutting baby dicks shouldn't be a thing
But it is, and not only is it a thing, it's accepted in the mainstream as being a moral practice.
>>138628063
Dare I ask what circumcision has to do with the facial creams industry?
>>138627322
>>138627219
13 cm is within the average. I'd say anything shorter than 10 cm is too small. Length is not that much of a big deal for most women (not all though) given how close the G-spot is to the entrance. Men are literally obsessed with dicks compared to women.
>>138627519
I recognize that distended belly!
>>138628683
To signify corruption.
>>138628719
Where do you think all that malleable DNA goes?
>>138628683
You mean makes it better.
>>138628723
>Men are literally obsessed with dicks compared to women
Only because that's what the media focuses on. Had this been ancient Rome, we'd be talking about how having a big dick is indicative of being a barbarian savage.
>>138628723
I know it's average.
>>138628723
Well as a man I'd prefer a larger dick in my ass than a smaller one, so I just figured women were the same.
im not gay btw
>>138628784
Well I guess if the inducing part is all you care about then vomit inducing and boner inducing are kinda the same thing.
>>138628813
Is that why all those statues have ridiculously tiny dicks?
>>138628813
And they weren't wrong, either.
>>138628750
Good times.
>>138628859
Yes, it had to do with beauty.
>>138628714
>outfit
I didn't like it and never will. Doesn't suit her.
>You take that back
You have elder god-tier taste in waifu, too? I'd tip my glass to you if I still had alcohol.
>But it is, and not only is it a thing, it's accepted in the mainstream as being a moral practice
Again, I'm very aware. I just don't like it, even if uncircumsized dicks do look completely alien to me. Stupid as this might sound, it'd probably serve better as a style choice. People already pierce their dicks, after all.
>>138628813
>the media
I wish we would overhaul it for fuck's sake. What a nightmarish thing.
>>138628859
Yes. The ideal Roman male had a small penis. We only started focusing on big dicks in recent memory because Jews.
these threads always make me so self conscious
>>138628813
Greeks didn't care about dick size because they preferred having sex with little boys, and you didn't need a big dick for that.
They didn't care about women or them feeling good, so naturally they didn't get stressed over their size.
>>138628909
>You have elder god-tier taste in waifu, too?
N-no my waifu is a futa and a fujo and a sociopath.
>>138628767
You're joking.
>>138628870
I'm not even a /pol/tard but I kek'd.
>>138628909
Can't kill the beast. Cut off one head and two more grow in its place. The Jews have created a horrible monster.
>>138628920
And thanks to that it was the greatest empire that existed.
>>138628917
do you have a small dick
>>138628859
shocking isn't it?
>>138627869
>implying she loves anyone but Yukki.
nice try though
>>138628046
>release more testosterone than usual.
That's the complete opposite of what I heard, but I'd rather believe that
>>138628909
>Again, I'm very aware. I just don't like it, even if uncircumsized dicks do look completely alien to me. Stupid as this might sound, it'd probably serve better as a style choice
An erect uncircumcised dick is nearly indistinguishable from an erect circumcised dick.
Differences only appear when it's flaccid, and who cares about flaccid dicks?
>>138628982
>Greek empire
Nope.
>>138628911
goddamn jews for birthing us complex of having a tiny penis
>>138628987smaller than average
>>138628982
Rome > Greece
>>138628903
I wonder how Revy prefers her sex. Rough, crazy BDSM shit with other girls? Gentle missionary with Rock?
>>138628941
The DNA doesn't have it's own identity yet, so it's usable for other things - like making a woman's face brighter and healthier-looking.
Think of it as the O-type blood of the skin world.
>ok
This threat went shit.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GKIuH9e.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>138628719
>>138629093
But my dick is sweet.
>>138626263
>my face I love his art
>my face I love the sluttynesof the bitches
>my face I absolutely hate NTR
Why couldn't Takeda Hiromitsu be like Aoyama Akira
>>138629141
Prove it.
>>138628934
Oh, so it was just about the NTR. Okay then, but your taste still sound alright. Futas can be okay sometimes.
>>138628973
When I say overhaul, I also mean purging the world of everything that made it what it is. News should be just that: news, information without bias and stupid crap tacked onto it.
>>138628995
>implying that anyone really cares about their waifu's source material/source love interest
One loves a waifu for their waifu. Nothing else matters. Plus, she even admits herself that she would have, "loved anyone if they let me depend on them." Yuno had a bad time. ;_;
>>138629003
>and who cares about flaccid dicks?
Huh, good point. They still look weird with that little hood, though. Is it actually true that uncircumsized dicks are more sensitive, all memes aside? I can never tell with you people.
>>138629066
>yan simulator
Would be perfect if it hadn't drawn the attention of the mainstream.
Sorry for the long post, I like efficiency.
>dick
I can pretend.
>>138629017
The Greeks did more good in developing and spreading their philosophy and science than the Latins ever did. The closest the Romans ever got to philosophy or science was their military strategies and Marcus Aurelius.
>>138629170
>quoting a million people
>brs face
Why are you hiding your trip 40%
>>138628859
The most plausible reason I heard about that was they would make them small to preserve the completeness of the statue for as long as possible. Arms and noses already fall off of statues as it is so as you can imagine a massive dick would probably have fallen off relatively quick.
>>138629207
The Romans also worshipped the Greeks.
>>138628723
>5 inches is average
>I'm 6
Well that's a pleasant relief.
Shame it's never going to get used
>>138626263
>>138629170
>if it hadn't drawn the attention of the mainstream
Huh? What happened?
>>138629170
> Is it actually true that uncircumsized dicks are more sensitive
well you lose a bunch of nerve endings in circumcision and scar tissue isnt very sensitive
>They still look weird with that little hood
it's crazy how people think this
a natural un-mutilated body part looks weirder than a mutilated body part?
>>138629207
Yes. And?
>>138628859
>there are people still this ignorant
There's two kinds of penises anon, meat rods that don't expand much more when erect and the so called blood penis which expands in size several times it's original size.
>>138626263
Fuck, I just did my kegel exercises
>>138626263
>>138629281
>Shame it's never going to get used
Play a game of pretend
>>138629281
You use it, isn't that enough?
>>138629291
>a natural un-mutilated body part looks weirder than a mutilated body part?
This is what they've done to us.
>>138629291
>a natural un-mutilated body part looks weirder than a mutilated body part?
You underestimate the power of brainwashing.
>>138629310
This one was golden.
>>138629302
My dick gets several times bigger when I get hard but those statues still had freaky small peepees.
>>138629219
>bullying
It wouldn't be as bad if you hadn't implied I'm a tripfag. Stahp.
>>138629256
Learn something new every day.
>>138629199
>I can pretend.
I'd ask you to display breasts for confirmation, but 3D is bad and so are you.
>>138629291
It's only crazy because circumsized dicks are so prevalent, and that goes double if you've been circumsized yourself.
>anything that's not me is weird!
>>138629343
Pretty scary when you put it that way
>>138629291
Anon they grew up with those sort of penises so of course it's going to look "unnatural" to them.
I bet if you grew up in a village where everyone puts a rod through their dick and you saw normal dicks they'd look strange to you too.
>tfw a grower not a shower
>>138628859
Romans were European and even the african provinces were inhabited by north africans (close to middle easterners) and not strong black men who were busy with real civilisation (none of that wasting time on statues shit) further south
>>138629310
This one is the absolute BEST. I lost my reaction image of Diethard at the end though, I should cap that again.
>>138629383
At least you grow at all. Count your blessings, faggot.
>>138626263
>all this dick discussion
>tfw dick unites the whole world
Anyone had success with PE here?
So far it helped me to be super hard, in week 2 now
my first crush was disappointed by my dick size and spread rumours around the school i had a tiny dick
i never recovered from that
>>138629364
There's people who haven't seen a single healthy, non-mutilated penis in their lives, and get scared when they finally see one.
>>138629318
>>138629323
Even slicing the sausage myself doesn't make me feel anything. I haven't touched it in months.
>>138629426
Women are just awful creatures.
>>138629426
This is why I never tried to get a girlfriend in high school. I was fucking TERRIFIED of something like this happening.
>>138629357
Obviously there was no need for gigantic dicks because the women weren't as loose as todays woman. The looser the woman are the bigger penises they desire.
>>138629426
>>138629470
Oh dear god, that's just horrifying. You're literally dead inside.
>>138629473
Don't fucking label all women just because of what one woman did you sexist piece of fucking garbage.
>>138629141
And she does like small, cute things.
>>138627106
Because I have an inferiority/superiority complex, a fetish for big dicks, and self confidence issues.
>>138629426
>i never recovered from that
Good, now you'll remain safe and pure in the arms of 2D.
>>138629470
>Even slicing the sausage myself
fucking what
>>138629426
First girl who saw my dick said it was big and spread rumours about it.
Feels good man.
>>138629501
>>138629291
>a natural un-mutilated body part looks weirder than a mutilated body part?
Yes, that is what Jews have made the west believe. I wish Hitler had won.
>>138629426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfS21v3d3vA
>>138629426
It's amazing how often this happened when I was in school, sometimes I think they just said it for the sake of pissing off the guy. The only ones I'd believe were the actual sluts.
>>138629426
>>138629488
not even him, but I would not be surprised
we had stuff like this happening in our high school as well;
>girl has sex with boy, boy dumps girl later on b/c girl is crazy, girl decides to get revenge by spreading rumors of small dick
>same scenerio, girl this time spreads rumors of rape, tells parents, cops get involved
teenage girls are fucking crazy
t. teacher
>>138629570
>t. teacher
>t.
Finngolian please go.
>>138629482
>Obviously there was no need for gigantic dicks because the women weren't as loose as todays woman
>he doesn't know Roman women were whorealicious
>tfw I'm in my early 20's and I've been having weak erections for years now
>tfw sex drive low as fuck
I'm finally going to an andrologist next week. Wish me luck.
>>138629606
Code Geass and NTR. Good luck.
>>138629629
That's why they imported the GBC (Gaul Big Cock)
And that's why it all went to shit
>>138629650
Found it. Thank you.
>>138629629
Honestly.
>>138629648
Fuck off with your blog.
>>138629648
Good luck my fair maiden!
>>138629357
I'm normally around the size of those statues flaccid, but whenever I'm going super saiyan, it goes to the normal bpel 6inch
>>138629648
I hope it's not too expensive for you, either way I'll pray for you
>>138629426
>>138629530
>first time having sex
>"wow your dick is so big!"
>tell her there's no need for fake compliments at this point
>"no really anon, I've seen a lot and yours is definitely among the top!"
>>138628046
That is the complete opposite of what I hear when someone talk about their non fap months. I would never know because I at least fap 4 times per day.
>>138629707
Same
I go from roughly 6-7cm to 15cm.
>>138629648
go volunteer at a local forest preserve
>>138629648
>tfw sex drive low as fuck
Good. Why would you want a high sex drive? I have it and it sucks. I wish I could divert those sexual energies into something that is actually productive.
>>138629648
if you're fat, try losing weight and exercising more
>>138629732
>I've seen a lot
Filthy whore. You should have walked out right then and there.
>>138629707
>but whenever I'm going super saiyan
heh
>>138629732
>the look of pity on her face
>>138629732
The only winning move was not to answer.
>>138628982
The Greeks did not in fact build the greatest empire to ever exist, but thank you for contributing to the discussion.
>>138628723
This. There is no point in having a 8" dick if you can't last more than 1 minute
>>138629786
I'm a fat fuck and my sex drive has never been higher.
Thank you based Murakami and his Taimanin Asagi Adaption
So are we going to talk about our waifus, or our dicks?
>>138629879
You want to talk about dicks?
>>138629870
>I'm a fat fuck
Why? Losing weight is so easy that you don't even have to do anything. You literally just have to stay away from certain types of foods and your body does the rest. Why have you chosen to become fat?
>>138629879
Dicks, of course. Dicks and ancient civilizations.
>>138629879
I would prefer waifus. What plans do you have for this week with your waifus? Plans for Easter?
>>138629879
Let's talk about our waifus dicks.
>>138629879
We could talk about my waifu's dick if you want.
Seriously though, I don't think I could satisfy her. Not really. She's a total nympho.
>>138629879
Waifus with dicks?
>>138629934
I'm on the way of losing weight, lost 10kg so far but I'm still a fat fuck.
>>138626263
Even if your penisu was small, your waifu would love in more than any other in the world.
Best way to lose weight is to have a nervous breakdown and go insane.
>>138629879
Dicks >>>>>>>> women, 2d or 3d
Seeing the dick.
>>138629955
Who's your waifu then?
Who above average but still self conscious because hopeless perma KHV here.
>tfw the Greeks and Romans had it right all those years ago
>>138630030
Marika Mamiya.
>>138629955
>Seriously though, I don't think I could satisfy her.
Sharing is caring. You do want to see your waifu satisfied, don't you anon?
>>138629934
It really is not that easy. Or at least, keeping it off is not. Over the course of my life, i have lost 400+ pounds, only to gain it back after 6 months or so. It really yo yos.
>>138627828
>Fap 5-7 times a day
>been doing this for the last couple years
>full head of hair
>perfect health
you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet anon. Why would having too much fake "sex" be bad for your body, when your body is made to have as much as sex as possible?
>>138629786
I thought being fat had some kind of correlation to higher levels of testosterone though
>>138630066
I thought that was already established when the Renaissance happened?
>>138630083
I think the people who like to say 'LEL LOSING WEIGHT IS SO EASY YOU FAGGOT" have never actually been fat before. Maybe chubby but not full on fat.
>>138630097
>5-7 times a day
That's great, you're a stud.
>>138629978
Go ketogenic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXT2otZ91Qw
>>138630083
You're regaining weight because you are eating wrong.
>>138630097
>perfect health
I've had perfect health for years when drinking nothing but Cola, we'll see how you fare in 10-20 years.
>Why would having too much fake "sex" be bad for your body, when your body is made to have as much as sex as possible?
No I'm pretty sure your body is not made to have sex 7 times a day. And it's not the sex itself that's hurting you but the side-effects caused by the repeated chemical change that happens in your body after you ejaculate. Look it up, our entire body chemistry changes after orgasming.
>>138630081
If your waifu loves you, she will find ways to satisfy you and vice versa. Use your tongue, your teeth, your hands, your arms, toys and lotions, videos, poems or more. The stuff that could satisfy your waifu is endless.
Uncle /a/, whatever happened to Rome? Why is it so weak today? I hope he comes back to us someday.
>>138630162
Maybe if you stopped drinking soda and eating pasta you wouldn't be so fat, you fucking idiot.
>>138629473
Nasty, nasty people.
>>138630068
best girl, too bad to be with her you're stuck with that family.
>>138630249
Nice baseless assumptions.
>>138630247
Rome fell for the "no borders between countries" meme and as a result neglected proper defenses.
>>138630201
I wont lie, i dont eat perfectly. But i also dont eat that much when compared to your average college student either. I do try, but for me, diet has never worked as much as hardcore exercise does.
>>138630162
Im inclined to agree.
>>138630234
>poems
I hadn't even considered this, thanks anon!
>>138630247
They let a bunch of immigrant into their country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWEzpuuTE_Y
>>138630162
Energy in and energy out, it's that simple
>>138630162
Unless you have metabolic problems or eating disorders it's not really hard if you have the right motivation. Yeah, it's a big "if", but once you get used to the new diet it becomes easy.
t. ex 110 Kg 178 cm
>>138630247
>>138630288
I don't think it'd be all bad, Marie and Marisa couldn't pull off too much bullshit if they had to return you in one piece.
>>138630162
I was 350lbs and I'm now 185lbs, I'm 6'2"
It took 2 years of dieting/exercising, first 6 months are the hardest, but once you get a rhythm going it gets easier, though because I was fat for so long I have a lot of loss skin around my stomach area, but doctors say it'll go back to normal in a few years if I keep exercising and don't gain weight.
I did it for my waifu
>>138630162
Replacing normal showers with cold showers was much harder for me than losing weight.I've done both in the army
You just have no self-discipline. Go ahead, try taking one single ice cold shower a week and I can guarantee you that losing weight will be child's play.
>>138630315
>i also dont eat that much
You don't get it. It doesn't have to do with the amount you eat. The amount is irrelevant, it has to do with what specific foods you eat. If all you're eating is meat and vegetables, and you've gone into ketosis as a result, then it doesn't really matter if you eat a little more than usual.
>>138630167
>>138630097
istn fapping at least like 5 times a day normal?
>>138630247
Immigration. Turns out that letting a bunch of savages into civilization is not a good thing.
>>138630475
I only do two though.
>>138630475
>5 times a day
>normal
I really doubt that.
>>138630358
That's the book "the fate of empires" right?
>>138630358
I remember when I first read this book. Scary shit.
>>138630475
Anon I'd find it hard for a "normal" person to even have time to jerk off that much. It takes me at least 1 hour to get going. Let's say you sleep 8 hours, you work 8 hours, you eat/go to toilet for a total of 1-2 hours. Am I just gonna spend 5 out of my 6 hours of free time just jerking off when I could be shitposting on /a/ instead?
>>138630470
it has everything to do with the amount, I've been fat before and I think people who haven't been fat don't really understand the volume fat people eat.
when I was 350lbs a single meal consisted of a full 2 liter soda, with the equivalent to "The panda feast" which is pic related, yeah it was junk food but it was also a huge amount of food.
Portion control is the biggest factor.
>>138630475
I do 1-3 a day usually, depends on size and quality of my backlog
>>138630097
Same I masturbate at least 4 times at day and I don't see any problem in my health or hair
>>138630570
kek
>>138630623
Jesus Christ, how do you eat like that on a regular basis?
>>138630699
>>138630162
I'm not fat but losing weight is extremely easy if we're talking about pure weight.
A few years ago I got skinny as fuck, lost 10kg in 2 weeks just by going full autist hikikomori mode playing FFXIV in holidays with limited food intake.
When you're that absorbed in vidya, hunger pangs are reduced to some minor annoyance.
Of course this is not a healthy method since you'll lose muscles too.
On the other hand, losing fat while maintaining your muscles, now that requires dedication and proper diet.
>>138630622
>>138630528I'm pushing late 30s with a 9-5 job, wife and kids
still whack the pole about 5 times a dayby wife's cold as ice, puts out only like once a week
surely its normal for any healthy man?
>>138630753
>puts out only like once a week
Male: Netorare is your tag
>>138630570
I saw a nipple.
>>138630753
That's just depressing, Anon
>>138630753
>Wife only has sex once a week
she's cheating on you anon, I'm sorry.
>>138630623
>when I was 350lbs a single meal consisted of a full 2 liter soda
Yeah, and that's one of the types of foods you should consume. How many times do I have to repeat myself in order for you to fucking get it? If you're in ketosis, then the amount doesn't matter, because your body is naturally burning excess fat, whether you're excercising or not. If you're in ketosis then you will also naturally adjust your eating to the amount your body requires. The soda is what makes you eat more for fuck's sake. Nothing in your fucking pic is ketogenic either. It has everything to do with the types of food, not the amount. You wouldn't be eating this much if you were eating proper foods.
>>138630727
That's a big pizza.
>>138630753
You must not have a lot of hobbies I reckon. My VN,LN,Anime,Manga backlogs are ever-growing and there's no way I'd be able to take care of them with a family.
