I scored a ticket to hang out with the SAO man in 2 weeks, what should I bring or ask him?
>>138612378
what exactly does 2 years of semen gloping sound like?
Ask him what it's like living as a Lego man in Japan.
Bring a gun and ask him why he did it.
>>138612378
How tall is Kawahara?
Ask him why Sword Art Online Progressive novel isn't pirated yet.
>>138612569
>Ask him why Sword Art Online Progressive novel isn't pirated yet.
Because people are too lazy to OCR things.
>>138612378
Ask him "Why does your LNs suck"?
>>138612686
oh well onii-senpai
Pring a copy of a .hack game and ask him to sign it
>>138612721
I dont think he cares for the opinion of western minority scum
>>138612378
Bring a copy of Accel World.
Ask if Argo is going to show up outside of Progressive.
>>138612378
Tell him to make Argo more relevant.
Behead Miki on your way out.
>>138612378
Tell him to git gud and stop being a shitty writer.
>>138612378
Kill him
Wait you can buy tickets to hang out with him? Is he a whore?
>>138612378
This is a reddit tier topic isn't it, after their AMA, being posted here, just think of that before you entertain these threads in the future again.
>>138612523
Very slightly above average Japanese height, like about 172-175cm (5'8" or 5'9")
>>138612721
I will ask him about that
>>138612770
He actually loves .hack, he'd do it.
>>138612868
By Miki you mean his editor-san?
>>138612911
Can't, that FanFiction-tier stuff sells
Ask him how Aincrad was supposed to play out if his shitty plot hadn't gotten in the way. Who was the final boss, etc? Were the top levels different in some way? What was up with the castle at the top?
Ask what fever dream made him think an AI daughteru was even a remotely good idea.
>>138613376
Aren't some of those elements explored in the spin off games, where you can complete up to level 100 of Aincrad?
>>138613430
He's not married and has no children, this is his fantasy.
Speaking of which, maybe he's gay but can't gay marry in Japan? Maybe that's why he loves America so much.
>>138613271
>By Miki you mean his editor-san?
Yes. I'll cover up for you if you kill him neatly.
>>138612378
Ask him why he keeps writing a shit series when the superior Accel World exist.
Ask him what vidya he's playing currently or recently.
>>138613097
How do I even AMA this, "I'm on a bromance date with the SAO man, AMA"?
>>138614037
No promises, will depend on whether Editor-san is rooming with Kawahara or not. I'm sure he can smuggle me into the hotel.
>>138614130
See Miki
>>138614202
Fallout 4. He recently changed his avatar to pic related after 4+ years of the original avatar.
Ask him if he wrote an incest subplot because he actually wants to fuck his sister (if he has one)
Ask where KYH is, and make a direct sequel of AW.
>>138614130
This. And ask why he made Kuroyukihime so flat.
I've been writing an outlinefor some SAO fanfiction, I'd like it if he could look it over and return it with his comments.
>>138612378
>Would you like to create a more substantial work in the future? Or would you continue to capitalize on nip's LN/fanfiction shit?
>Do you think anyone, including 12 year olds, can enter nip LN market as long as they exhibit an "autistic beta MC amassing harem with sexual content" story development like most of the products out there, including yours?
>Why don't you spread the focus to other male characters instead of Kirito alone? Would you like to change this in the future? Are you incapable of doing it because of your editor, or your shit ability?
>Will you introduce romantic development for other male characters? How about giving the females other options aside from "I'm in love with Kirito's dick"? Are you too shit of an author unwilling to do that?
>>138614535
>I don't understand the harem genre
>>138614535
>fanfiction
inigo_montoya.jpg
>>138614566
>>138614599
>I don't understand obvious mocking questions
Current plan is to hop into a car and drive to somewhere nice before returning to the hotel and play some Japanese card game just like in my animu
>>138614464
I will ask that.
>>138614506
God knows if he has much spare time on his hands nowadays, but I can pass it along to him.
>>138614535
A lot can be answered with "this is what generates money".
>>138614642
regarding >>138614535
I would like to seriously know about his future tho. Would he like to create a more substantial work or would he just milk the LN market for whatever its worth.
And his opinions on the viability of gaijins being able to enter the LN market as long as the premise present a cash milking potential
>>138615056
>Would he like to create a more substantial work or would he just milk the LN market for whatever its worth.
Are you seriously going to ask a LN author if he's going to write more light novels? Dengeki Bunko pays him for that.
Why .hack is so much better than that garbage
>>138612378
Can't you just remove the NervGear quickly such that the microwave won't be able to fry the brain?
When are we fucking getting SAO III? I'm pissed as is since we have to wait another year for the movie but the franchise is only going to fade over time and make less money and I feel A-1 will be retarded and go back on their promise to adapt all SAO.
>>138615900
I second this question. Alicization anime when?
>>138612378
Unironically ask him why Sinon has a butt vent and if he could explain the science behind it.
>>138612485
/thread
>>138615924
Really sure that's up to the anime studio to decide, as much as he would love to see it.
Poor guy, he's just being directed around.
>>138613271
When does the biography you are writing come out?
>>138615924
Winter 2017
>>138612378
Ask him what it feels like to deposit two years worth of semen inside Asuna.
>>138612378
Ask what the characters' blood types are.
>>138612911
Have you ever read any of his works in Japanese?
>>138612378
Ask him what he would change about SAO if he could do it all over again. Or ways he would improve it with the knowledge he has now. I.e playing out the 100 levels etc.
>>138614130
I can answer this for him, it's because SAO is making him money. He might even prefer writing AW, but the fact is that most people prefer SAO, so that's what he has to go with. When there's lots of money involved, you don't get to just make whatever you want. It has to be in line with corporate interest as well.
>>138612378
Cyanide should work.
>>138620469
>It's popular therefore I hate it and the author
Grow up you fucking manchild.
>>138612378
I like how him and Kirito look nearly identical. I'm surprised he's not wearing all black.
>>138620510
Not even him, but there are a lot of reasons to dislike SAO other than it being popular. C'mon now.
>>138612378
glop
>>138612378
Ask him if he ever tried to read/watch any of the more "in depth critiques".
Also, will there be more hawt girly Kirito?
>>138612378
A steaming pile of shit because that accurately describes the series /thread
>>138612378
Two years worth of semen. Make sure it glops.
>>138621112
>/thread
>on your own post
>>138612378
SAO sucks, but Accel World is pretty great.
>>138619781
That's the movie, he's asking about S3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViauV6pxwZw
