>Crossboard scum mode: MC is stuck in a turn-based strategy game, where he is the garyest of stus, deusest of ex machinas, and lover of christmas cakes.
/tg/ copy pastas allowed.
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>>138603316
And so, the End of The World was born...
So, follow me in this story of cats and hamsters...
Zombie Hamsters.
Starring:
Donald Trumps as The Killer (A Hamster)
Pancho Villa as Pancho Villa (A human-like Cactus)
Major Tom as The Dancer (A Cat)
David Gilmour Gilmon as The Pinchee Dogo (The Dog)
Roger Waters as Ron Synchro Chichar (The Evil Pig)
Peter Gabriel as Obama Jama (The Monkey)
And David Bowie as Whatever He Wants to Be.
With Special Appearances of:
Marilyn Manson as The Trapper (The Tranny Dog)
El Chapo as The Speller (The Mustache Pig)
Martin L. Gore as The Edgy Gorelord (The Depressed Dog)
Lady Gaga as Marilyn Manson (Something)
And Hitler as The Daddy (A Nazi Hamster).
And remember!
You were supposed to be aborted.
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An anime adaptation of this would be fucking awesome. It was kinda like wrestling with choreographed fights and back stage acting but with martial arts. The way it worked in most episodes is there was 2 qualifying fights in various environments. Each time you made contract you knocked a persons point meter down. First person to zero looses. . The final match with the winners of each would be in a cage were you had to knock your opponent into the cage wall to score a point. First person to a certain amount of points wins. There was also a championship match at the end of each season were you had to knock your opponent off a platform to win. There was also ninjas that were released during each match that attacked both sides.
>>138607973
forgot pic
Average japanese high school boy gets accepted by chance into a prestigious academy, there he meets a bunch of prestigious people (mostly girls) and they for some reason fall in love with him. Though he has no redeeming qualities he somehow gets them all to lust after his dick even though there are nicer and more handsome guys at his school that get no one.
This is how to fuck a white bitch, average japanese high school style.
Magical girl anime
the girls are cakes
2 guys meet online and they eventually end up becoming such good friends they decide to save up money together and go 50/50 on an apartment/hotel/inn/motel but they find out it's not easy to start up a business and find themselves in debt but are bailed out by a very wealthy woman who they've never met she now owns their apartment building but when it comes time to meet their new manager they find out it's a spoiled 12 year old lolita girl from a rich family that wants everything her way but she's a nice girl she just never gets to see her mom and dad but can the friends survive her playful evil behavior while trying to deal with the increasing popularity of their apartment/hotel/inn/motel?
Demon attacks earth but before he can destroy it he's stopped by a little angel girl that rewinds time using most of her powers and curses the demon with the 10 curse saying he'll be stuck in this mostly powerless form unless he saves 10 people. The demon has eternity to complete since he never ages. He's saved 2 people when he's trapped under some rubble trying to save someone and lives under a rock for thousands of years before being saved only to find himself in modern times. The first person he saves is a young man who jumped off a building that instead of being grateful is angry of his failed suicide. The demon decided to follow the teen around until he thanks him properly but ends up seeing the sorry state the teens life is in getting bullied all the time and decides to help the kid on the side while attempting to save people. The demon still has a few abilities such as shifting into animals and other humans, flying, invisibility, Nothing deadly.
a trap falls in love with a butch tomboy
neither knows the other isn't how they appear
hijinks ensue
autism coming through
A high fantasy/mech anime set on a continent where two conflicting empires are facing off against eachother, both are medieval societies. One of them is ruled by an expansive theocracy/hierocracy that values order and virtue, and their soldiers are crusaders, clerics and paladins who wield holy magic, but are religious zealots who think that the world should be united under one belief. They have very conservative values.
The second empire is run by a cold, calculative dictator who believes he is the law. Considered the founder of "Arcane", a magic which allows the user to control the elements, this dictator had risen to power promising an age of technological and scientific prowess. With a strong distaste for the large holy empire he sparks a conflict that lasts decades.
Meanwhile various ruins of a long lost civilization presumed to have died out thousands of years ago are scattered throughout the world. Archaeologists from both empires have been trying to uncover the secrets of these high-tech, labyrinthine ruins for centuries. A breakthrough in exploration of the ruins leads archaeologists into incredibly large bunkers hidden in nearly every ruin, each holding thousands of dormant mechs that have been inactive for tens of thousands of years.
This leads to an absolute breakthrough in the war, these medieval societies learn to activate and use these mechs which amplify their magic. The mechs have been given the nicknames "ANGELS".
Meanwhile, years after the discovery of the mechs, away from these warring civilizations in a mountain range bordering both of them lies a village of primitive shamans, druids, and bards who shun technology. The MC is a teenager from this village who sneaks away every night to explore a hidden ancient ruin underneath a mountain nearby, out of curiosity. Finding himself trapped in the ruins one night he is forced to explore deeper than he's ever before and discovers a lone mech, which he uses to blast a way out.1/?
>>138610480
2/2
Entering and piloting the mech had consequences though. The mech is the only one built with a fully functional artificial intelligence and it links its internal computer with the MC's brain, creating a means of communication with the main character. The mech states that it had waited 13,000 years for a pilot so it can carry out a goal programmed into it.
The MC is disowned by his culture for embracing technology and exiled, and thus he flees into the holy empire. With an artificial intelligence that can communicate with him regardless of where he is, he is constantly given commands by the mech to savatage an arcane resistance force that opposes the holy empire, which leads into mech battles with magic being flung at eachother. This eventually leads into attacks against the arcane empire which brings their downfall. Then the mech starts ordering the main character to slowly pick off people in the holy empire.
Completely oblivious to the mech/AI's plans, the MC is being played as a fool. The holy magic that the holy empire blindly uses is not magic at all, but is the remnant of an ancient phenomena discovered the the long-lost civilization that built the mechs. By killing off those in power of the empire, the mech/AI then crowns itself as the surpreme ruler of the holy empire. It then spreads around a signal that once the other mechs receive, they start to consume the life source of their pilots and revert it into "holy" energy. Using this "holy" energy, the mech/AI manages to summon a diety, sacrificing itself so that its body can be the God's host. With most of humanity killed, the MC and a group of survivors pilot a bunch of bootleg mechs to fight a god and his mech army.
>>138608838
6/10
I'd watch it.
hundreds of little girls are suddenly mysteriously diagnosed with a mental illness.
they all wander in the woods and form clans and do cute and violent loli things
