what 'cake' means?
>>138589363
It means you need to lurk more.
>>138588412
>>138588412
>You will never find a cake working graveyard shift and take her to an even darker room to shove your face up her ass
>>138589363
I'm going to tell you cause fuck /a/ lately and I just want to spoil it's usual bullshit. It's a meme replacement word for anyone over the age of 25 with the idea being Christmas cake, as in December 25. Where it came from I don't know but I found out at a time when the forum was less overwhelmingly shitty.
>>138588412
>tfw cakes are the same age as me now
fetish ruined
>>138591094
>anyone
Looks like all old men are cake then
>>138588412
Started reading Maison Ikkoku and realized that Kyoko is a cake too.
>>138591094
It's a Japanese expression "No one wants a Christmas cake after the 25th". Christmas cakes are desirable for Christmas but lose all value afterwards, and the comparison is that women aren't desirable after 25. Obviously it's a sexist expression that encourages women to marry off early and devalue the self worth of any unmarried woman over 25.
>>138591894
Are you from tumbler per chance?
I know its a Japanese culture thing but still.
I always rejoice when I see a Christmas cake thread, for I know that I will be in good company.
Who are your favorite cakes /a/?
haven't see this cake in awhile
>>138591894
If women aren't desirable after 25, wgy /a/ desires them?
>>138591814
Not really. She's a widow, married and well-used way before 25.
>>138592032
They fucking don't.
What are you on about?
>>138592032
It's a fetish thing, meant to push the narrative that men are only interested in women under 25. Otherwise the cake expression wouldn't exist in the first place
>>138588412
I like cakes.
>>138588412
Kēki!!!
>>138590631
nah, im good
>>138591094
thank you!
>>138593075
You're welcome, but really I was just getting tired of every single thread following the same tired shitposting motions and figure sometimes people just deserve to have simple questions answered when people clearly know the answer. >>138591894 actually explains it better.
>>138590712
>>138593190
Lurking makes better posters.
>>138588412
Problem is, no good manga or anime will ever feature a good cake as an actual main character.
inb4 muh Gundam
>>138591894
Fuck off to tumblr. 2d cakes are to treasured and women beyond 25 in 3d are usually whinny bitches
Why Christmas cakes can't be flat-chested?
>>138593981
This!
>>138592021
She has a fiancée.
Needy cakes on suits are the best
>>138591094
Fuck /a/.
I want a cake that is also a tomboy. It can't be just a cake and it can't be just a tomboy.
>>138588412
>>138596291
![[AHQ] Read or Die OVA - 01 - Volume 1.mkv_snapshot_05.27_[2014.10.09_04.47.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dnkzZYE.jpg "[AHQ] Read or Die OVA - 01 - Volume 1.mkv_snapshot_05.27_[2014.10.09_04.47.23].jpg")
>>138588412
Bookworm cakes are a thing of beauty.
>>138596291
Who is this jizz wizz?
>>138588412
Come home to this delicious cake, what do?
>>138596495
>cake
You mean grandma
>>138596495
Run my finger the length of her lips and worship her, by bringing her more beer, and making her dinner.
>>138588412
>>138591894
3D women over 25 and still single are either
-career minded (I'm independent! I need NO man! Not until my ovaries start screaming!)
-insane (kill you in your sleep)
-ugly as sin
-devoutly religious
-rode hard and put up wet (why would you want to marry a known whore/slut everyone's been with? "I've got experience!" "I'm a good catch!" Yeah, right.)
>>138596751
just meme my shit up famalamIt's like I'm on /r9k/
>>138596751
Or maybe you're just an out of touch neet who jacks off to anime
>Christmas cake is the side character with the route
Why
>ara ara~ do you really not mind being seen with an old woman like me? There are plenty of younger girls out there, Anon!
Ninja cake.
>>138596980
No*
>>138596751
Back to your board, robot.
>>138596853
Uh huh
>>138596927
>/a/
Do tell.
>>138597032
Shush now child.
>>138596751
>3D
Fuck off
>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a day of work
>you will never crack open some beer and chat about your day
>she will never tell you about all the stupid shit Yui did today
>you will never finish dinner and head into town
>you wil never watch Sawa-chan go crazy at her favorite metal band's concert
>she will never regale you with stories about Death Devil on the way home
>you will never make love to Sawa-chan
>Sawa-chan will never quietly confide her fears of getting older
>Sawa-chan will never fall asleep in your arms
Best cake idol
>>138597032
>being a robot is bad
when did all these "r9k is bad" memers come from? are we finally reddit now?
>>138597233
Ssshhhh.
>>138597349
>Y-you're from reddit! haha! your point is tottally dismissed now!
Fucking newfags.
>>138597371
>tries to talk about 3D
>gets told
>tries tell people to shut up
Yeah, no, that's not how it works kid.
>>138597349
>bunch of whiny autists complaining about how awful women are because they can't get laid
>good
Well, at least they're not /pol/.
>>138597481
My my, you sure are a yappy one.
>gets told
Mmmm, you can't really 'get told' on the internet little boy. There's no face to face interaction.
>>138597628
>gets told again
>tries to make himself look cool
>fails miserably
That's okay kiddo, you'll learn with the time.
>>138597628
The autism is real
>>138597311
More cake idols.
>>138597743
Fufu a parrot boy is amusing.
>>138597785
Ah, a psychologist appears.
>>138597845
>tries to troll people
>can't do it
>at least I'll have the last word!
NOPE
>>138597845
Holly shit, that looks awful who the following ck drew that shit?
>>138597922
Troll? My my you're mistaken young man! I merely posting and hanging out! The last word you say? I can continue to post can't I? I'm just giving you the interaction you crave.
>>138597845
that looks like crap.
ARA ARA~
![[HorribleSubs] Musaigen no Phantom World - 08 [1080p] (1).mkv_snapshot_21.04_[2016.03.14_01.33.42].png](https://i.imgur.com/O4ReGzg.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Musaigen no Phantom World - 08 [1080p] (1).mkv_snapshot_21.04_[2016.03.14_01.33.42].png")
>>138597971
>>138598029
Oh how rude!
>>138598011
>I'm tottally not trolling you guys!
Sure thing bro, sure thing.
>>138598076
>>138598011
>While being the best studio Kyoani also do the best cakes.
Some people have it all.
>>138596751
Just a reminder, landwhales are attention whores who wants attention from us, and she thinks she will get treated like a princess in here. You can fuck off back to /r9k/, pervert
>>138598090
Are you posting awful looking women on purpose? Not cool.
>>138598217
>>138598219
Oh my you young boys are such a whiny lot. No wonder you don't have success with the ladies!
>>138598219
He's a shitposter, leave at that
Would you a lonely office lady?
>>138598241
>not being able to tell what greentext is for
Are you talking seriously? You should really lurk more man.
How long until retards start to post milfs.
>>138598241
Fuck off with your RPing autism.
>>138598389
Yes, this is exactly the type of answer that will make me go away.
>>138598142
>While being the best studio
nope
>do the best cakes
yes
>>138598388
Too late
See:
>>138596495
top cake
>>138597311
Why are cake idols so delicious?
>>138598608
I hate when an asshole tries to bump the thread by trolling, it ruins everything.
>>138598641
You're under arrest!
>>138598524
HOLY SHIT
BEST IDEA EVER
>christmas cake show
>girls are personification of different kinds of cakes
calling red velvet right now
>>138598693
>>138598752
I want to be the last spurt of frosting after everyone's unloaded into a cream cake!
>>138598722
It's unsettling how big their heads are compared to their bodies, in those cards.
>>138598752
>>138588412
Science cake
>>138592032
Insecurity is cute af
>>138598881
>If you know what I mean.
Explain further.
>>138596751
Or teachers/any job that means she must work hard and be passionate about.
>>138598884
Sanae has a lot of big things about her.
Good job on ignoring him
>>138588412
>mfw I get called "The Fan" by cashiers after paying my stub at a buffet
I didn't think they noticed me looking at the cute waiter how embarrassing
>>138599126
Yeah, we sure told him! High five bro!
>>138594950
>sporty gym sensei cake
My dick is diamonds, my heart is beating at the speed of light.
Also Maya a best Amagami
>>138593427
Well you're never going to figure shit out by lurking if people are just secretive as fuck about everything and refuse to speak straight. Guy was fucking lurking, thought to ask a question, why not answer it if you can? That actually makes for better posting when the people involved all actually understand what it even being discussed.
>when realizing that women considered cakes are actually younger then me
I got old when i wasn't paying attention
>>138600345
>Manami is a fitness trainer from Nagasaki who became an idol to judge firsthand how physically demanding the career is claimed to be. She is obsessed with muscle mass and shape tone, and her physically fit lifestyle allows her to outdo even the Trainer sisters. She also ranks among the tallest idols.
Age: 25
Height: 172 cm
Weight: 50 kg
Hobbies: Muscle Training, Cooking
>tfw no christmas cake you impregnate during a one night stand
i would absolutely take responsibility
>>138600627
>>138600463
God the things I would do to Kyouko in order to make her a stay at home mom.
>>138600627
>I got old when i wasn't paying attention
Buddy, you know the (Age / 2) +7 rule? Yeah, keiki is now considered under-aged for me.
>>138600463
>>138600872
Would Kyouko be a good stay at home mother? I mean it is a pretty damn good fantasy and all.
>>138601090
She'd be decent.
Not the greatest but would put in a decent enough effort and child would come out pretty well rounded.
>>138589363
>>138598346
I would a lonely, older office lady. I would marry her and become her househusband, taking care of her residence and ensuring she always has a hot meal and a warm bath to return to after a long day of work.
>>138601412
that's the real dream right there
>>138598752
>red velvet
Overrated shit.
>>138598752
>White vanilla is the pure but kind of bland keiki
>Dark chocolate is a delicious brown genki musclegirl
>Tiramisu a loud, emotional and always cheerful Italian keiki that loves to sing folk songs about the motherland while cooking
>Red Devil's food is a cunning office lady (prefers to dress in red) that's ruthless on the work floor but has a soft spot for cute, young men
>Carrot cake is a tomboyish farmer keiki that is about to inherit her father's ranch
>Lemon cake is the keiki that, after years of lonelyness, has become incredibly bitter about men but at the same time increasingly desperate
Come on guys, we need more keikis!
>>138601344
Lucky Star spinoff where they are cakes when? I wonder which one would make the best cake? Miyuki would go full ara,ara.
>>138601661
Gimme musclegirl or Red Devil. Or Lemon cakey for delicious hatesex with leg locking.
>>138598752
Strawberry cream would totally be the cutest cake tbhfam
>>138601797
>Hatesex with Lemon keiki
>She screams that you should fuck her harder because that's all men want anyway: fuck women and then abandon them
>After sex, the post-coital depression kicks in
>She tells you to leave because you obviously don't want to be with her any longer than neccessary
>Tears_and_beer.jpg
>>138601661
What would peach melba be like? I can imagine it as a klutzy blond with big tits.
I'd go for Red Devil or Tiramisu.
>>138600637
Needs to eat bigger
>>138601661
>Cinnamon cake seems like a bad idea but as it turns out gets more robust with time, constantly learning and trying new things to keep life "fresh".
>Cream cake slept all over the place in her younger days, but then realized too late that she actually does want more in life than constant servings of the D.
>Coffee cake was a bitter delinquent in her heyday, but desperately wants to just be a normal wife now. Periodically will slip back to the bancho manner.
That's what I've got for now.
>>138596291
>best girl finally gets some screen time
>>138596751
>-devoutly religious
Why did you list this as a negative? I mean unless you're talking about devoutly Muslim or devoutly Jewish, religion is usually a good thing.
>>138598752
>Dark Chocolate Champagne
Serve me up!
>>138602174
Fuck me, forgot my image.
>>138602057
Oh god yes, delinquent girls are best girls always. Who wouldn´t want a (secretly cute and inexperienced) bancho cake?
>>138602010
Nah, she's probably fine with the muscle mass she has as a girl. She probably has the perfect amount of fat and muscle mass.
Muscle girls are disgusting.
>>138600637
So wait, let me get this straight: She was a fitness trainer and heard being an idol was tough, so she figured she'd give it a try? For what purpose, to show up all the younger girls?
>>138602308
She probably likes challenge.
>>138600637
>Muscle Training
>name is literally Man am I
I love me some tomboys, but that name is permanently ruined for me.
>>138602174
>Why did you list this as a negative? I mean unless you're talking about devoutly Muslim or devoutly Jewish, religion is usually a good thing.
As far as Catholics go, the devout are either nuns or turbosluts. There is no middle ground.
>>138602308
At the end of the day, all the iM@S girls want P-chan's dick. She probably wants to ride P-chan's dick like an exercise bike and break it off.
>>138602386
Shut up, Torino. You're not fooling anybody with that "17-year-old" nonsense.I'm still mad about the ending, and I didn't even see it.
>>138602631
That´s a damn hot boy. Nohomo.
>>138602842
>found my old collector DVD set while cardbox diving recently
>about to binge all of it in one night
The memories.
Why do people not understand what a Cake is? These threads happen almost daily and yet everytime we have people posting moms or teenagers.
Is it the normalfags? Is it Reddit? Who do I blame?
>this thread
>2016 year of our lord and savior
>Still no Christmas cake show about cakes doing cake things
WHY
>>138603284
I wonder if JPs have threads like these.
>>138588412
Why is it when a woman becomes a Christmas Cake or MILF, they suddenly get a lot plumper according to the Japanese?
>>138603284
Doesn´t Joshiraku kinda count?
>>138603353
Alcohol and sweets from depression.
>>138603540
No I mean a girl could be relatively slender with maybe a decent butt and tits but as soon as she becomes a mom, all the fanart will depict her with massively flaring thighs, super thick thighs, a gigantic ass and tits, and a bit of a pudgy belly.
>>138603257
Sauce?
>>138603611
>>138603540
>>138603353
Its a Japanese fetish thing. MILFs are pretty much their favorite type of 2D woman to draw plump/chubby. Its like an innate thing to them sexually which is why its probably so prevalent.
>>138603611
That's what happens when they get pregnant.
>>138603343
they don't
if they did, there'd be anime like this
elevens are the target audience, their shit taste is the reason we don't have such anime
>>138603611
It´s because fertility is usually associated with curves. I´m very ok with it though since i´m an ass man.
>>138603611
In life, people only perceive that which they want to see. If for some reason you can't not see older women as being plumper or having more accentuated curves than younger women, it's because deep down you don't have an interest in seeing anything else.
So it's your fault, really. You refuse to see her for what she actually is because of your own personal hang-ups.
>>138603611
Because women get plumper after getting married and popping out a couple of kids.
>>138603730
You are my brother of African descent.
>>138603611
Women gain weight more easily then men. Its also more difficult for them to lose weight and normally that weight redistributes itself to the curves; breasts get bigger, hips wider, thighs meatier, butt larger, etc...
And its hot so who cares.
>>138603901
>>138603897
>>138603757
>>138603730
>>138603686
>>138603672
>>138603611
>>138603540
So do you guys prefer that? Curvier, thicker MILFs and cakes?
>>138604093
DELETE THIS
>>138604180
No I have more.
>>138604173
I prefer curvy women in general. MILFs and cakes just happen to generally fill that bill, so naturally here I am in the cake thread posting about cakes.
>>138604227
You wouldn't make an anon cry, would you?
>>138603897
If they're lazy cunts
>>138604173
Not TOO thick but yeah i prefer cakes with a curvy ass and maybe nice tits, too. Even though fit cakes are fine, too.
>>138604284
What's there to cry about? Look how cute she's acting!
OL Cake is the absolute best cake.
I even used to work in an office with a woman who probably was one, sadly not in the moe way.
It is my dream to meet a lonely OL and help her find peace and fulfilment in her life.
>>138604324
I would do anything to make this faceless, nameless OL happy. She isn't even real but I'd cut my own heart out if it meant I could guarantee her happiness. Goddamn it hurts.
>>138604093
>>138604136
>>138604178
>>138604274
pls no
Where is this OL comic from I need to know pls helpu
>>138590672
Fuck that looks good.
>>138604514
Please stop. These just make me want totidy and organize her room while she's at work, manage her finances and inventory (groceries, etc.), be her personal chef and give her foot rubs and back massages after a had day.
>>138604414
Agreed. What can we do, anon?
>>138604414
well, maybe in an parallel dimension she exists and is somehow aware of that fact?
>>138604514
>that dream was too happy; its reality that's the nightmare
STOP
STOP
STOP
>>138604392
Perfect waifu material.
>>138604433
I-it´s okay, anon. She´s gonna find a husband soon and they´re gonna be very happy and have lots of children. Don´t cry.
>>138604480
https://twitter.com/black9arrows
That's all I got, enjoy your cakes!
>>138604542
>Tfw actually do all this since im studying
>>138604514
>that dream was too happy; its reality that's the nightmare
>>138604609
oh fuck
any cakes into math? its my fetish.
>>138604648
Thanks asshole, if you'll excuse me I'll be crying for the next few hours.
Why is single OL so sad?
>>138599018
For you.
>>138604609
fucking hell this will be me tomorrow
>>138604807
Her job and social life sucks and she's all alone and really lonely.
single OL is in desperate need of emergency drawfag attention. Someone please restore her smile and optimism.
Don't sexualize the OLs
>>138604924
Maybe if they stopped making it so easy.
>>138594188
who is it?
>>138591260
No, it's for women because they have a lower lifespan of beauty and baby ovens.
>>138597311
>>138604967
They are innocent.
>>138604905
I'm gonna come to one of these threads with a picture of a beloved OL happily sharing an evening with her boyfriend.And then it will be time for NTR
>>138605053
>>138604924
Dominant OL cakes with a surprisingly cute side when embarassed (and/or around their special someone) are the best.
>>138604786How many digits of π can you take?
To all my Cake lover /a/'s; I wish you love your cake as they will always be with you...... in your dreams.
Speaking of cake, does anyone know the name of this manga?
>>138600627
Most of these chicks are around 20-30 years old so you must be fucking ancient
>>138604860
That's sad. I'd help her build Gunpla and eat her sushi.
>>138604807
I want to make single OL-chan happy!
>>138588412
I like cakes more and more the more expired I get.
>>138605210
Jokes on you. I´m gonna find a cute cake and you´re gonna be sorry.
>You said you wanted to take me to lunch today, anon?
>>138604905
Daily Reminder that christmas cakes are forpassing up in favor of younger, prettier girls
>>138597160
right in the feels
>>138594379
I would gently carry her home when she's drunk and frustrated and let her sleep on her bed while making her porridge.
>>138605327
Dude we will all do find our cake in life. We all go past 25 anyway; unless you get hit by truck-kun.
this is my favorite cake and she finally found love!
>>138605327
Usher abombshell
>>138598142
>tfw you know they could have just made a series about cakes doing supernatural cake things
I know I would have loved it
>>138602057
>Marble cake is secretly batting for both teams, but gets embarrassed when she lets anything on the subject slip.
>Cupcake just wants as many children as possible in a short period of time so she can finally feel like a mom.
>Fruitcake is slowly going more and more insane the longer she goes without a relationship, gradually spiraling down into despair and desperation.
>>138598551
That was a damn fine doujin. I wish more doujins would do the sexy things alongside the fluffy things. The feeling of having your dick messed with while your heart strings get tugged is a strangely nice one.
>>138605220
Threesome Syndrome
>>138605481
Fuck off.
>>138605525
>she sees yourbank statement.
>>138605665
go fuck yourself
>Get back to work, anon.
>>138594188
8Man doesn't count.
>work in an office
>all women are married or in relationships
>not a christmas cake in sight
>>138605829
But my work is skirt supervisor and pantyhose inspector
>>138605930
We /blog/ now?
>work in an office
>2/3rds of the women there are in their mid-20s to early 30s
>still don't have the balls to do more then make idle chit-chat with a few of them
Life is suffering regardless of the dimension.
>>138598752
>>138601661
>>138602057
i think we just stumbled across a gold mine.
just put xebec in charge of production and the rest follows
>>138606033
>xebec
not if you want an actually good show. kyoani is better at making cakes
>>138606011
That doesn't sound like a real job title!
>>138605829
Wanna go to that mixer later? I know a couple guys over at accounting that would come, too.
>>138606033
>just
Anons have been stoking that flame for at least half a decade, m8. It'll probably never actually happen.
>>138606015
No, fuck off retard, how can you be so out of touch with /a/ that you think blogging is ever okay?
>>138597233
>>138592021
>>138605832
>tfw cake-sensei is clearly best girl but her cake status is treated as a running gag
Why must this series show such promise only to constantly make her suffer?
>>138606099
It is and I am very good at it, here, see~
>>138606159
>>138606091
i'd agree with you there, it'd make it more fun to watch
although i'd believe xebec would bring the best eyecandy
>>138606186
>this series
More like all series. For some reason japan loves to see cakes suffer (in romantic matters at least).
>>138606196
It sounds made up!
>>138597628
Yo who dis. Name?
>>138603353
Slender cakes are fine too.
>>138606266
Oh, I get that a lot, but it's really real~
Everything is in order.
