>There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was King of the Pirates. He had fame, power, and wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said;
>>138421479
Dey tuk er jebs!
>gallows
4real4kids?
>>138421479
LOOK AT THE SKY ITS MAGIC HOUR
>There was once a man called anonymous, king of all losers.
MY FORTUNE IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING, BUT YOULL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST. I LEFT EVERYTHING I OWN...IN.ONE.PIECE
>>138421813
I remember him.
Hold my beer and look what I can do!
>>138421813
>He had memes, dubs and timestamps beyond your wildest dreams
>>138423093
Before they perma-banned him from all boards, this was the final captcha he had to fill;
>>138421479
>AH YEEAAAHH
>LOOK ATCHA
>YOU WAS TALKING ALL THAT GOOOD SHIT A SECOND AGO
>THEN YOU GOT
>KICKED
>IN YOUR CHEST
>YOU EAT A DICK NIGGA
>YOU EAT A DICK
>>138423225
YA YO YA YOOOOOOO
>>138421479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZk9Nn-U9sM
I hope this is the voice you are reading this in.
>>138423158
>My MEGAS are yours for the taking, but you have to find them first.
>>138423286
Obviously.
The instrumental at the beginning is freaking amazing.
>>138421479
>Hang him from the gallows
But they beheaded him
his last words:
>Somewhere i have hidden the biggest stash of Fairy Tail porn drawn by Mashimara himself!
>>138421479
If he's so great, how come he's dead.
>>138423761
He had cancer or whatever, and decided that getting beheaded was more metal than dying in a bed.
Also, he wanted to bait the entire world into actually seeking out his porn stash.
HE'S MADE OUT OF RUBBER
>>138424019
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
>>138421656
Pirates were hung from the gallows in Europeal tradition. 4kids corrected Oda's mistake.
I DONT WANT TO DIE PLEASE I BEG YOU DONT KILL ME
>>138423984
He kept all of his Bobobo and Homunculus h-manga in one piece.
>>138421479
WHITEBEARD IS GAY
>>138424214
YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
>>138421479
YOLO!!!
Then they decided that, rather than hanging him, they'd feed him to the sharks, because hanging was too good for him.
He said lol benis :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
