Panaino!
shinobu was especially cute this episode
>>138292293
Shinobu is the cutest.
>>138292764
>>138292785
It's because of stuff like this that Koyomi can't have a normal relationship with a girl, Shinobu's spoiling him rotten.I hope she never stops.
>>138292764
>>138292785
>using her semi opaque pink leggings as a blindfold
I did not know this was part of my fetish, but it is now.
![[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_03.01_[2016.03.06_03.40.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EhcVMBA.jpg "[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_03.01_[2016.03.06_03.40.02].jpg")
SNAKE
>>138293347
Badger badger badger
when will commie release koyomimonogatari
>>138293587
They only put out the first ep recently, right?
People on /a/ are subbing it and they're doing a good enough job at it anyway, why would you even want Commie subs who have always been a "last resort" type of deal?
>>138293637
I reviewed the commie release, It has shit video res too, what I wanted to say was when will a better res koyomomimonogatari will come out
Based on the philosophical content alone, last episode was the best of the entire Koyomimonogatari.
Today's episode is still better than the first few episodes.
>>138293692
Uhh DUR no, there will never be another releasee ever because that never happens.
No doll episode?
best girl
>>138293836
It's next
Why is nobody subbing this?
the fug does pananio mean?
>>138294221
"The pleasure of being cummed inside".
>>138294345
>>138294345
>>138294345
God, I hope they come out with Koyomimonogatari with better quality soon so I can enjoy this.
SO LEWD!
>>138294221
It's her shortening a different phrase but I can't remember what it was now
>>138294688
Next episode is a Kagenui episode.
Araragi's attempt of making her a part of his harem.
![[Yousei-raws] Nisemonogatari 09 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_09.58_[2015.10.14_14.44.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fUi5rNG.jpg "[Yousei-raws] Nisemonogatari 09 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_09.58_[2015.10.14_14.44.23].jpg")
>>138295019
She is hot
>>138295019
Not yet, it's the Yotsugi episode next.
>>138295050
>doujinshi
never
I'm sexually frustrated.
>>138293692
BDs come out end of June.
>>138292293
Koyomi Araragi falls in love with a Hitagi Senjougahara.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a cancer ex crabina with the crab's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the weightless girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SHAFT.
>>138294221
>hanajanai na
>hanpanai na
>panai na
>panai no
it literally means, not half bad.
after years and years of nopantsu shinobu wears leggings just to take them off for erotic blindfolding
such hack writing.
https://youtu.be/hD9wN5dnu1s?t=135
had better panaino
>>138295572
Is it behavior worthy of the Queen of Oddities?
>>138295503
more like a problem with character designs since their clothes are never described in detail in the source material.
>>138295019
Ononoki next, then Kagenui and then Izuko after that
>>138295231
you're not even trying anymore
>>138295503
shinobu doesn't wear pantsu?
>>138296202
>>138296316
nasty band-aid smelling pussy
![[HorribleSubs] Owarimonogatari - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.37_[2016.03.06_14.13.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h2vLfnT.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Owarimonogatari - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.37_[2016.03.06_14.13.45].jpg")
>>138296202
>>138296202
She's 500 years old, women have only been wearing pantsu for the last 150 years or so.
>>138296607
yeah but I'm pretty sure women back then would wear undergarments or something
>>138292764
what did she mean by that?
>>138297104
Shinobu was teaching Koyomi about love in this episode
>>138296316
who's skirt would you lift up?
>>138295231
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
>>138295231
Sasuga /a/.
>>138296722
Why? Because the idea of women bleeding all over the place disgusts you? Sure, women in higher social classes used folded cloth when they were menstruating (the "double clout"), but for most women it was considered essential for men to be able to see she was bleeding so then they would know she could bear children. When women started working in factories, the owners used to spread straw on the floor to catch the blood.
>>138295889
>then Kagenui and then Izuko after that
Hell yeah, the two weeks after Yotsugi's are going to be amazing.
>>138295231Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>138294990
Cat- NOT on a hot tin roof!
>>138295019
>waifu that beats you up
well, not too bad
>>138295231
CAN'T DEFY THE KEIT-AI!
>>138298413
The cutest.
>>138292339
She the best
>>138295231
fuck this meme
Is it me or has the seiyuus way of voice acting Shinobu changed since Tsukimonogatari?
She somehow sounds different in Owari and this.
>>138292293
They really like their Shinobu Ultraman references.
>>138292293
The best Koyomimonogatari episode so far
![mpv-0003-[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p]-00_11_02.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2H30GQX.jpg "mpv-0003-[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p]-00_11_02.jpg")
Flat ass
>>138301438
You are right. That's because Shinobu starts acting like a child more and more.
>>138297311
>explosion
I like how feature proof that picture is.
>>138295231
>>138301438
How is she in Kizu, I haven't seen it yet? post-Shinobu Time she acts a little more submissive to Koyomi in general
>>138302579
> How is she in Kizu,
https://u.pomf.is/zkogvg.mp4
>>138301438
she was going through a crisis in shinobu mail.
>>138302689
I meant loli Shinobu
they did a good job of making that scene unsettling as hell though
>>138303364
https://u.pomf.is/mgfngj.mp4
>>138303526
She does sound sort of different to how she does in early Monogatari. Less haughty, I guess.
Though the circumstances here are different enough to warrant it? I dunno
what did love have to do with how she hid the donuts? that was pretty reaching
>>138303812
Hitagi's love for Araragi in the donuts. Shinobu wants Araragi to eat them.
Why is this so low quality? Fucking I dont want to watch 480p garbage.
>>138303906
Why would Araragi need to learn about that from Shinobu?
>>138304257
he needs to learn it from someone, Koyomi has a poor understanding of getting how other people think in general
also Gahara & Shinobu are really the only actual love interests he has, the other girls are there as an aside to this aspect of the story really. So he was gonna get something like this from atleast one of the two eventually
>>138304488
Cat is a love interest too. Its supposed to be ironic that she is the one explaining love to him.
And Hanekawa is on an Italian beach looking fine as hel, and no boytoys are chatting her up?
Is Monogatari's world full of betas?
>>138304918
Hanekawa probably smells pretty bad.
>>138304124
phone app
>>138302689
cam rips of this in english when
>>138304918
there are no other people in monogatari world
have you not noticed this?
>>138304918
welcum to harem animes
>>138306469
>animes
>>138304963
>lived under a closet in her old house
>has the same few outfits
>probably doesn't get a chance to shower too often whilst travelling to world looking for Meme
I guess Araragi likes stinky girls.
>>138306870
Your apparent scent fetish notwithstanding, she bathes and washes her clothes daily. The only thing she wouldn't have time for is dying her hair which is why the stripes are shown, that shit takes awhile.
>new episode
>Shinobu OP
I like the style, but I think it fits a lot better in the ending. Maybe they should do one with those 4koma designs from the previews.
>>138307099
>she bathes and washes her clothes daily
No proof of that. First thing Crab and the Fire Sisters do when Cat's invited to their houses is force her to take a bath because of the odor she emanates.
>>138307671
Or because they wanted to spend time with her, like it actually says. You do know his sisters really like her, right? Tsukihi even sobbed uncontrollably during the rejection scene in the commentaries. Hell even Nadeko of all people did.
>>138302689
There was a baby crying in your theater too?
>>138308718
no it was from the movie
>>138308718
That's kiss-shot
>>138302579
https://u.pomf.is/wqzipr.webm
>>138293347
SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE
I was expecting the punchline to be Araragi failing to find the donuts because he wouldn't take her stockings off his face, but I guess since the donuts are Hitagi's it would be too symbolically one-sided.
>>138294345
>>138294345
jesus christ
>>138294345
>540p
>low quality muh dick
>>138314082
well that and the stockings were in his mouth at one point, yeah
This is by far the best episode of Koyomi so far
Shinobu being cute and adorable, and then suddenly lewd really made it for me
>>138314528
I am enjoying all of them for covert delicious Hanekawa.
>>138314528
Well we don't need mystery, just cute girl being cute.
>>138295050
>>138295153
>>138295185
I decided to give Commie's version of Tsuki a go after someone on here said that it was the best subs available for it, and among other things I've noticed that they sub Kagenui's kansai-ben as if it were a Scottish accent
I can't even remember the last time I watched a series that had kansai-ben used in it, is this shit common in subs? I sort of get the logic here but it seemed really strange to me
>>138314720
the mistery was a cute mistery too
>>138294345
cute feet
CUTE FEET!
jesus christ how can one donut loli be such a best girl
>>138316147
Good writing, godlike VA.
>>138303812
>>138303906
Part of it is Araragi takes things for granted, hence the talk about how he just demands things instead of negotiating. Part of it is that he is indecisive, IE his leniency in even giving Shinobu a chance to stake a claim on his donuts (IE letting the Nadeko situation to happen) rather than cutting off the possibility prematurely. Shinobu clearly pointed out the possibility of him stashing the donuts before she got her hands on them.
As for the meaning of the hidden donut, it has to do with the wording of the rules. She "could" eat any donut he didn't find, but didn't explicitly state that she would. In other words, she let Araragi have the 4th donut even though she successfully hid it from him, and it was that self-sacrificing motive that went under his radar. This ties to him taking things for granted, or not understanding love, or however else you decide to characterize it.
The donuts themselves actually represent his relationship with Hitagi. Shinobu takes part of it due to his indecisiveness, but when she tries to take them all at once he stands his ground. He would have lost the 4th donut, but Shinobu covertly gives it to him instead. In short, it's pretty clearly saying that Shinobu, as an act of love, helps Araragi's relationship with Hitagi even though she's shooting herself in the foot in the process.
>>138316368
>she's shooting herself in the foot in the process.
Why is that?
>>138314809
only in subs that are too localized
>>138316655
Disregard that I suck cocks.
>>138316507
For one, Araragi doesn't recognize the meaning behind her own actions. That may have changed, but as for that particular event the dynamic was pretty clear.
Second, her feelings in general won't be requited as long as Hitagi is in the picture. She's pretty good at being content with the status quo, but there are times like in Kabuki and Oni where her composure slips.
![[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_11.16_[2016.03.06_18.37.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vh9UIYB.jpg "[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_11.16_[2016.03.06_18.37.11].jpg")
HOW CAN HANEKAWA BE SO PERFECT ?!?!
KOYOMI IS A LUCKY BASTARD TO HAVE HER ALL FOR HIMSELF
>>138317283
Isn't he just imagining these scenes though? For all we know she may have just been sitting in a McDonalds somewhere while making this call.
>>138304488
Everyone with a minimal of understanding know Hanekawa is Koyomi's endgame.
>>138317363
Hanekawa can't be endgame, she's not even capable of love.
>>138304918
She has already been claimed so her body exudes a chemical to scare away any kind of predator.
It's an animal thing.
>>138317363
Even Kanbaru is more likely at this point. Hanekawa has been firmly placed into "learning to live in the friendzone" status, even if Koyomi actually adores her.
>>138294345
Fuck off Shaft, always showing some shitty feet of lolis, but no sexual fanservice, whereas all other girls get whored to the max.
Really, just fuck off.
>>138317657
>that scene when she marks Araragi's bed with her scent
>>138317798
>>138317837
>le epic meme reaction image
As expected
>>138317363
Please. Endgame, if any, includes at least 3 lolis.
>>138317798
which is weird considering how the protag acts the lewdest around lolis really
>>138317889
>le
>epic
>meme
Reddit pls go.
>>138317931
I don't think Araragi would be interested in them in a romantical or sexual way.
They are just best bros/tease material.
>>138317889
>>138317992
He is at least interested in a sexual way, or else he wouldn't lift their skirts as often.
>>138317992
>offers to stay with Hachikuji forever
I think he wouldn't mind doing romantic and sexual things to her
>>138317363
Indeed anon. You made me sweat now.
>>138317363
Nope, Araragi's going to blow it with every chick in the series and eventually end up with Sodachi. Just as she planned.
>>138317967
Mah reddit boogeyman
>>138292339
>shinobu is especially cute
Fixed
>>138294990
BIG FAT CAT TATS
>>138294990
H cup
>>138318925
Stop acting like this then.
Next tv season when? Fall 2016 in the best case.
![[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_02.42_[2016.03.06_19.27.46].png](https://i.imgur.com/BvNjjpf.jpg "[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_02.42_[2016.03.06_19.27.46].png")
>>138317363
Shinobu is clearly the endgame
>>138319428
Not even the same person.
>>138319428
Says the one who posted a non /a/ related reaction image to get his point across?
The irony.
>>138319532
there's already another shaft show for fall 2016. it's going to be 2017.
>>138294345
>>138294384
>>138294395
>>138294396
>>138314200
>>138314420
>>138314439
>>138315652
>>138317798
>>138319468
>Koyomi Nothing
>Koyoimi Dead
worry.jpg
>>138321272
and then Mayoi Hell after that. Cheerful stuff.
>>138317889fuck these new disappearing captchas,
>>138321272
>koyomi seed
semen
>>138293699
Wait what was so philosophical about mountain?
This is a bit offtopic but did one of you faggots register (http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=639295) with another tracker?
Suddenly it's as popular as day 1 and I can't seed to most of the peers.
sage
>>138317798
>butmad lolifag is back
How does it feel to becompletely fucking retarded?
>>138319538
Gahara is the endgame, Shinobu is the post-game. Hanekawa is the optional side-quest.
>>138324630
Is monkey the ever present mini-game?
>>138324675
yes.snake is NG+
>>138293699
why mister donut so popular in japan ? the only country i know that has a lot of mister donuts is in El Salvador i even though mister donut was a local donut establishment
>Shinobu is best episode
Who'd a thunk
>>138324630
Hanekawa is perfection tho, same as Shinobu.
Crab is low-tier b8
Alright guys, not baiting, I'm giving away a ticket for Kizu at the East Village theater in NYC tomorrow at 7pm. Bought a ticket but can't actually go. First to roll 42 or 69 can have it. Include a steam name or something in the roll.
>>138292293
>Koyomimonogatari
What the fuck is this and why is today the first time I've heard of it, on /a/ or otherwise?
>>138326558
>first time I've heard of it
Have you been living under a fucking rock, anon?
>>138326558
Because you live under a fucking rock
>>138324630
This is assuming Araragi will even have an endgame and that he eventually won't die cold and alone in the inevitable last novel Nisio writes for the franchise. Just because he's safe for college doesn't mean he's safe for life.
>>138326587
>>138326844
I don't live under a rock. This didn't show up on the winter anime chart and I have never seen a thread for it before right now.
>>138318863
It would certainly be nice both teaching math at mornings, researching and writing papers together at afternoons and creating and solving riddles at night during sex.
>>138327239
Nice b8 m8.
>>138326587
Great tits!
>>138327428
Thanks. I put some thought into it before posting it.
>>138295572
Would Shinobu suck dick for donuts?
>>138316147
Is that a shamrock?
>>138294990
God Hanekawa has it all both in looks and personality. How could anyone possibly dislike her? Hanekawa is the fucking best.
>>138301670
That's just ass from far away, anon. It looks pretty alright from here.
>>138327873
No.
Cat a shit.
>>138327873
Purrfection
>>138327873
You know, except for her droopy eyes, and her personality.
>>138327873
Tsubasa Sleeping adaptation when.
I want to see Hanekawa turning vamp even if for a brief period of time.
>>138327610
Who wouldn't? They're fucking donuts, man.
>>138295231
>>138328064
R-really? Time to open a donut shop.
>>138328028
First things first.
>>138319468
>>138317283
>TO HAVE HER ALL FOR HIMSELF
>rejected her
>shes traveling the world
no he does not
>>138328366
They will have all the time in the world once crab gets old and wrinkled
>>138324675
>you will never have a cute pseudo-lesbian kouhai at your beck and call
>>138328427
if araragi didn't chicken out with touching her boobs in kizu, we he still be with crab?
>>138328532
He would be definitely in a better place.
Cat>Crab
Prove me wrong.protip: you cant
>>138329019
I prefer monkey, but I'd chose cat over crab any day.
>>138327873
I want Hanekawa to sit on my face.
>>138329019
Why would I?
Cat is the Koyomi's waifu.
>>138329019Everybody> Crab
Prove me wrongProtip: you can't
>>138329019
Monkey>Bat>Cat>Snail>Snake>Crab
This is all just my opinion though.
>>138329451Gaen Izuko
>>138329370
I want Ougi to spook me!
>>138329775
you do know ougi doesnt have a reproductive or digestive system
>>138330197
Wasn't Araragi going to treat her something in Sodachi Riddle?
>>138330197
how will that stop her from spooking me?
>>138329451
Indeed.
>>138330777
coz what you really want is to stick your penis in his anus.
>>138327873
Her arcs are pretty dumb
She is also basically a cuckold
>>138331150
YOU are a cuck for cat
>>138329370
you have no fuCKGing clue how perfectly cat fits my depiction of a perfect girl.
fUCK
>>138331344
you write fanfic dont you.
>but redditghara is not a tsundere they said
BTFO
>>138331344
Please elaborate anon.
>>138331679
who are you quoting?
>>138331709
>>138330919
Nice projecting, anon
>>138293347
The only good thing about snake is her OP's. Every fucking one of them is fantastic.
>>138294345
lawdy
>>138331679
She's a hollow character, an imitation of the worst traists of 3dpd in a 2d world.
>>138294345
am I a pedo?
>>138332096
*traits*
>>138329019
>/a/ is finally coming around to cat
I've waited years for this
>>138332122
Everyone is a lolicon for Shinobu.
>>138332122
loli is different than pedo.
>>138332171
>>138317798
>>138332122
fuck off normies
>>138332282
Very tempting indeed. I need to consult my wife about this.
>>138324630
Once Araragi dies and Shinobu gets all her powers back, what do you think she'll do?
>>138332028
All of the characters have great interactions with Araragi. Sengoku's arcs are also interesting.
>>138331679
So when someone who barely knows Crab call her tsundere, it's canon?
>>138332559
I imagine that they'll be able to tell when Araragi is near to die, and the last thing he'll do is suck out the last of Shinobu's powers before crumbling to dust because he's become human and lost whatever measure of extended life his vampirism has granted him.
>>138331679
>>138332633
Oshino called her a tsundere after just meeting her. Araragi called her tsundere too. Is she not?
>>138332559
I imagine she'll make him a vampire before he dies
>>138332890
I think she'd rather take all of her powers back and let him die peacefully, knowing what kind of life an immortal person has. Araragi isn't cut out for that sort of thing.
>>138295836
>problem
Not sure why it's a problem.
If anything, this is even better because the character can have dynamic outfit changes, sometimes even to the effect of reflecting parts of the story or themes.
I wish more shows did this.
And its not as though you can't have a unique character design this way either.
>>138332282
>>138332171
The days when Shaft did something like did with lolis is so long over, it's not funny.
Now all we get is apologetic crap, being extra careful for your average normie not to raise an eyebrow about.
>>138332559
She'll either kill herself or turn Koyomi into a full vamp again, likely the former.
>>138332921
Are you forgetting their promise to die together? Kiss-Shot was ready to end it all when she met Araragi. She's now living happily as Shinobu, but I don't know if she'll have the heart to continue without him.
>>138332974
thanks aniplex, truly progressive of you
>>138327873
Brendan pls
![[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_04_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[C98CEAB7].mkv_snapshot_23.38_[2015.03.21_06.20.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QhhPTuD.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_04_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[C98CEAB7].mkv_snapshot_23.38_[2015.03.21_06.20.26].jpg")
>>138333131
You're welcome.
>>138294345
Is anyone else just kinda quietly impressed at how well they animated the folds of her clothing?
>>138332133
Thank Kizu.
It really put her into a new light for me.
>>138332756
>>138332633
>>138331679
It's a Nisio joke, guys. Remember when he called fucking Medaka a tsundere?
>>138333384
its the high budget episode with the most likeable character close to the end of the season
Game of thrones does the same thing, leaves good impression in peoples minds
>>138333472
You're a joke.
>>138295231
>>138333801
it'd be more polite to say "your post is a joke" instead
>>138333154
Who the fuck's Brendan?
>>138334037Some guy I met at Kizu who's a Catfag
>>138334095
Did you two fuck?
>>138333029
>>138332699
Did Shinobu even react to Koyomi's reluctance to go full vampire in Tsuki? I can't remember
He's opposed to Gaen's plan ofmaking Shinobu the new shrine goddessas well so I don't fucking get what he wants here
>>138333049
She does not have the heart, she tried to end the world in the timeline where Cat killed him, then tried to tan to death and traded being eaten for head pats.
>>138332974
this was literally not even 5 years ago and people like you were complaining about lolis in the same way back then when it was new
>>138334277
What are you basing that on?
In Tsuki she said if Araragi was on the verge of being killed by the origami guy, she would've made him a full vampire immediately, as she doesn't care whether he's human or not as long as he's with her.
>>138334225
She didn't oppose wanting to stay human, but she wouldn't have let him die.
>>138294345
>>138334381
>not even 5 years ago
That's a long time for things to change, as you can see.
And yes, the incoming death of lolicon in anime was already easy to see by then, and see, it has come.
>>138334225
>I don't fucking get what he wants here
He wants to
-be bonded with Shinobu for the rest of his life
-experience as much of a normal human life as possible
-not have to eat people
![[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_02.40_[2016.03.06_19.27.36].png](https://i.imgur.com/3LDRdUZ.png "[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_02.40_[2016.03.06_19.27.36].png")
>>138332974
>The days when Shaft did something like did with lolis is so long over, it's not funny.
why?
>>138334450
please share with us the endless sea of TV anime featuring hard loli fanservice that existed "back in the good old days" that isn't just rare exceptions like Kodomo no Jikan or intended to be non-sexual nudity.protip: you can't because there isn't any.
