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"I am your servant, master. I'll do anything for you."
What would you tell her to do?
"Turn 360° and walk away"
Go make my dinner or something. Let me post in piece
Grow a dick!
>>137844458
You could make her fill out your captcha
smell her armpits
>>137844386
>>137844458
>>137844479
ur all fuckin gay
Remove half-elves.
>>137844489
Or make her shitpost for you.
>>137844283Sit beside me and hold my hand.
>>137844493
For what purpose would she smell her own armpits?
>>137844283
Tell her to keep doing whatever maidly things she does to keep the household up and running, not to be too uptight about the whole servant-master thing, and ask questions if she has any. If she does something I don't like I'll just give her instructions then and there. I ain't some feudal rapist asshole and I ain't got time for all this household shit either.
>>137844522
Shitpoating is fun though. I guess we can do it together
>>137844493
This.
take her to flavortown
>>137844283
Do every single thing I'm supposed to do except shitposting. Also I won't pay her.
>>137844644
Why would anyone pay her? She's pretty much a slave.
>>137844675
You should treat someone as sweet as her with respect.
I would tell her to stop being a fucking elf.
>>137844728
>Elf
>Respect
good one
>>137844728
I would, I just see no reason in paying her anything, if she wants something she should just ask for it.
>>137844526
This, fucking this will never ever happen. Fuck me
I just can't anymore
>>137844283
I tell her to fuck off
>>137844782
>>137844801
She's a half-elf. Deserving of tender love, not some disgusting elf that deserves to be raped.
>>137844283
Cut off her ears' points
>>137844283
Did the LN had already ended?
>>137844283
Smile for me again, like you did that other time.
>>137844805
She's a maid and not your housewife.
I've never ever watched outbreak company but I know of this qt.
Should I watch it?
>>137845091
She's the sweetest girl in any anime ever.
So yes.
>>137844283
Put a shoe on your head.
>>137845091
It's not great but it has its moments.
>>137844283
Spot my bench
>>137844283
I'll have you trained to fight, you will become a battle maid and we will take baths together, sleep together and kiss, but I won't force you to have sex with me, right away. We will at some point but I want you to feel confortable before hand.Slave Harem.
On the spot probaby nothing tbqh family member.
I kinda see servants as "there in case you need them" kind of helpers. Otherwise I like to rely on myself for the most part.
>>137844283
[x] cuddle under the sheets andhold hands
>>137844283
Are those real? Can I touch them?
Grind on these awful video games for me.
>>137844526
And tell me that everything's gonna be okay.
Get overly embarrassed about sexuality, tell her that I don't want a servant, have melodramatic moment where I accept her because she cried or some shit.
>>137844283
>anything
Then how about designing and implementing a distributed P2P shitposting system that will spam threads with posts about elf rape whenever elves are mentioned, including a neural network able to recognize elves in both pictures and gifs/webms, and a learning reply bot countering elf apologists with smack talk.In assembly.
I want to see the documentation of application layer protocol on my desk next Monday.
>>137844386
She can't walk away from you if she turns back to where she was facing before.
>>137850127
She could if she moonwalked away.
I dont understand. She is essentially a slave. What is with all you faggots wanting to "make her feel comfortable" just rape that knife eared bitch.
>>137844283
>tell her to sit besides me
>say she doesn't have to do anything
>she's free now
>hold her while she's crying
>give her enough money to get back home to her family
>walk her to the train station
Nobody here would have the guts to rape anyone anyway.
>>137844283
Find me a cuter meido
>>137844283
No idea. I'm so far down the totem pole that it's hard to even imagine a situation like that.
>>137844283
Ask her to make me sandwiches and teaand suck my dick
>>137850504
>he's so beta he whiteknights for 2D girls
>>137850504
Not rape if it's an elf.
>>137849935
>In assembly.
I feel bad for her.
>>137850337
Because she will probably kill you. It really takes like 1% effort to get a half elf to fall in love with you, and then you have a devoted servant for lifem
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>>137844283
Tell me what breasts feel like.
finally, a player 2 for mario kart!
>>137844283
Cook and eat every egg in the house.
>>137850504
dont forget her bowl of eggs fag
