Is this the luckiest character in anime history?
>>137822396
No.
>>137822396
pretty much
There's literally no one that can beat him in a 1v1.
>>137822396
Just because some beta can get a kiss from your disgusting waifu and can't doesn't mean that beta is lucky it just means that your even more beta.
>>137822396
maybe if he didnt die so much or have a nose.
>>137822622
>Kiss
He fucks her every night.
>>137822396
Yes he is.
But only because all others are so unlucky...
>>137822396
She is a boring bitch, and not even a complete woman, so no he is not.
>>137822396
It's the least he deserved after all the beatings, uselessness, humiliation and death he endured.
18's life is kind of fucked up if you think about it
>Run away from home as a teenager
>Get abducted, have your memory erased, get turned into a robot
>Beat up some people
>Get eaten by a monster
>Get spit out by the monster
>Marry a 30 year old midget
>Live on a tiny island with a perverted old man for all eternity
He dies every arc.
He's almost as unlucky as Yamcha.
>>137823401
You forgot the part where she has a cool ass brother.
>>137823401
>robot
Cyborg ! = Robot
Also she has functional immortality along with her brother
Why couldn't she turn human?
>>137823711
Go watch Bicentennial Man.
>>137823711
Because cyborgs are already mostly human. The dragon just removed her bomb
>>137822396
>Laughed out of his dojo
>Gets killed twice
>Always weaker than his rival
>Becomes a joke in adulthood
Nah
>>137823711
Typical toriyama brand bullshit. Shenron can revive the dead, rebuild destroyed planets, reverse biological time and rejuvenate people regardless of species between many other things, yet he can't turn a cyborg into a human
>>137823083
Yet Yamcha still got nothing.
>>137823803
>twice
He dies 3 times in the manga. 4 times if you count the Trunks' timeline and 5 times if you count GT.
>>137823401
They moved out the island as soon as they had the opportunity. That is, after 18 lost the tournament on her own terms.
I don't consider constant demand for a Senzu bean to be lucky.
Actually planet earth is pretty fucking shitty to live in Toriyama verse. Due to dragon balls a bunch of people died multiple times in their life and been brought back.
>>137822396
Why did Yamcha get shafted so much
>>137822396
Yes, 18 is undisputed the luckiest girl in the world, she married the only boy in Dragon Ball worth spending your life with
>>137823957
>>137824139
Yamcha doesn't deserve anything because he's worthless subhuman scum; literally lower than a street dog or a used fap tissue.
>>137823711
The Dragon Balls can't modify someone stronger than they are. This is why they didn't wish that Nappa & Vegeta die of heart attacks while coming to Earth.
>>137823895
>implying pressing a reverse button on a remote isn't easier than fucking with 18
>>137822396
I've always hated how big the android's foreheads were
>>137822396
Not really, he has the strength to be considered a God in 90% of universes yet he is stuck in one where he is a weakling and has to fear for his life
>>137823895
>Shenron can
Shenlong is fucking limited because his creator is vastly weaker then Guru and the elders who preceded Guru on Namek when it came to the Dragon Balls. Even the upgraded version of him that the Earthlings got with Dende was still weaker then the Namekian version.
>>137824362
So how they can resurrect Goku?
>>137824873
They can bring people back, but not change them while they're alive.
>>137823456
Who also got eaten by the monster but didn't get spit out.
>>137825678
He got to be part of perfection a little longer. Also, he gets revived just fine later and becomes a sweet ass park ranger so all's well.
>>137824215
>only boy in Dragon Ball worth spending your life with
>gohan exists
How dare you, anon.
>>137823580
So she will live long past her dear husband, and her dear sweet girl.
>>137826382
Don't worry, Kamesennin will always be there for her.
>>137822396
Yes. Reminder that Krillin is the true winner of Dragon Ball. This nigger gets to pound this every night.
>>137822500
underrated post
>>137822396
He, or Naruto, I can't think in any other that won the life like that.
>>137824873
Remember when they asked Shenron to bring Goku back from Yardrat, and Goku refused to be teleported back?
>>137826551
Naruto stopped a civil war,global genjuitsu imprisonment and his village multiple times though. He's a total dork but he deserves a good girl after accomplishing all that.
*Clang* *Clang* *Clang*
>>137826493
Except that she's made of metal on the inside.
>>137826493
If she's in the mood/lets him.
He clearly managed it at least once.
if i make it out of this i am so going to rock his four foot world.
>>137826873
No she's not. She's a regular human bean with a few robot parts built in. Since she and Krillin had a baby I doubt her cunt was modified.
>>137826873
I thought krillin wished through the dragon balls for 18 to be human.
>>137827036
He did but it didn't work.Read the manga
>>137824926
>while they're alive
this is a really important detail. Its why kid buu was able to become human
>>137827472
Kid Buu didn't become human because of a wish. He got reincarnated through the same process all evil people do. King Yemma just made sure he got reincarnated on Earth as a favor to Goku.
>>137827107
>Weird bulshit like rebuilding worlds and reviving, something in the realm of manipulation of reality itself is okay
>Undoing something made by the humble science of humans is impossible, too much for him
>>137823803
>>137824035
I would literally go through all that if I get a bangin hot android waifu that doesn't age for the remaining years of my midget life.
>>137826954
TFS pls go
>>137827652
>Android 16
Is he the only character in Dragon Ball Z to truly die?
>>137827772
You mean good guy? There's super kami guru as well I think.
>>137827553
most of the people he revives are not strong and worlds are easy as shit to destroy, master roshi could blow up the moon.
>>137822396
Krillin is. 18 genuinely thinks he's cool and in a world were magic dragons, planet breakers, multi dimensional beings, riches and all sorts of over the top shit that's quite an accomplishment on Krillin's part.
>>137827772
Aside from all the villains, those nameks Vegeta killed and other collateral damage from the fights? Perhaps. But he's also the only one of the android trio to be completely robotic so perhaps he was never really alive in the first place.
>>137827860
Well, Krillin was the first human being who didn't treat her like a mass-murdering psycho bitch so that probably scores him some points.
>>137824873
>So how they can resurrect Goku
because he allowed it. if you want to do something to a strong person, you need their consent, or otherwise the wish fails. They couldn't turn 18 human because she didn't want to.
>>137823957
>Yamcha got nothing
>canonically a multimillionaire baseball god
>cheated on BULMA, the richest and smartest character in the series, because he could get better ass
I wouldn't say Yamcha didn't get any. One of the first things Bulma said in Z was that Yamcha was a cheating cunt. It's why when people go 'Vegeta cucked Yamcha', it's dumb. Bulma was Yamcha's damaged and used cumdump and he discarded her the moment he got out of his DB rut of being poor.
The guy is a massive success compared to Turnip farmer Goku, Policeman Krillen, Tien the guy who also has a farm but has Launch fucking his shit up every day, Yajirobe the pussy slayer or generally everyone thats not actually Bulma.
He might be the weakest of the main cast but the guy is still better off than 99% of the Z cast. I doubt 18's money from Hercule even comes close to what Yamcha wins on the daily.
>>137827772
There's no reason to think that he wasn't brought back by Shenron's wish to revive everyone Cell killed. Android 8 was fully mechanical, and Porunga didn't have any trouble bringing him back to life.
>>137828251
>Android 8 was fully mechanical, and Porunga didn't have any trouble bringing him back to life.
That could've just been included in the "restore earth back to normal" wish, though. Just like how cars, machines and computers are brought back.
>>137824362
Even if that weren't bullshit, there's more bullshit to be found underneath. They can just wish their spaceship to blow up in outer space.
There's always some reverse loopholes to the dragon balls because the plot demands it.
Krillin is literally the strongest human being to ever live. He deserves dome tail.
>>137828405
>They can just wish their spaceship to blow up in outer space.
They probably could. But most of the Z-fighters probably didn't want to do this. Remember that Bulma suggested wishing for Dr Gero's location so they could kill him before activating the androids. Basically everyone told her to shut up and that they wanted to fight; not just the saiyans.
And it's actually pretty logical if your entire existance revolves around fighting.
>>137827553
Eh, to be fair, it seems also to do with doing it against their will in addition to their extensive modification. I mean, if they were normal cyborgs, then Cell wouldn't have been able to become Perfect Cell from just eating them whole.
>>137828633
>become Perfect Cell from just eating them whole
This shit (and Cell in general) were only shoehorned in at the last moment because Toriyama's editor demanded a more threatening villain, so you probably shouldn't think too much over it.
>>137828446
>Krillin is literally the strongest human being
Don't go there faggot. Don't make me post it.
>>137828712
Just saying, that shit was too weird for the dragon to handle.
>>137826382
she can still kill herself if shes tired of living.
>>137828197
True words.new copypasta?
>>137828197
>he discarded her the moment he got out of his DB rut of being poor.
He didn't do that though. They both tried making it work on and off for several years, but they did nothing but argue. I also doubt he ever actually cheated on her.
Why does she like him, anyway?
>>137832120
>could have killed her to cuck cell
>crushed the remote instead
Because he still treats her like a human.
>>137827652
Delete this.
>>137827714
But it's the best version of DBZ in English.
>>137827714
Fuck off Youtube
>>137822500
zZeZz
>>137823895
>yet he can't turn a cyborg into a human
>getting a chance to slam immortal pussy
Why fixed what's not broken?
>>137831210
faggot
>>137832120
Because he wasniceto her.
>>137835816
This. Contrary to what idiots here will tell you being nice to women is actually a good way to get in their pants. Assuming you want a relationship.
Girls do want nice funny guys, they don't want entitled doormats like most of you.
>>137822396
>dies every second arc
>lucky
>>137822729
Is this Sundome? Too ech for me.
>>137822800
she was born human and still has all the important human parts.
basically, all gero did to her was make her immortal and super strong.
>>137826493
>This nigger gets to pound this every night.
More like get pounded by.
>>137839471
Either way I'm fucking jealous.
>luck
More like karma finally pays him back for the monumental shit he had to put up with for years. Guy dies all the time trying to defend the earth, can't even find a girlfriend and has to live on a tiny island with his nasty old master and a talking pig.
Yeah Krillin was kind of a cunt at first but he was best bros with Goku before too long. Getting 18 was like his consolation prize for everything that happened to him up til then. That's why he fucking retired.
>>137837098
>gets revived every time
yep, lucky fucker
>>137822396
>Dies multiple times
not by a long shot
instead it's every Harem MC ever
>>137824262
Fuck off Krillinfag
At least Yamcha didn't betray his friends like Krillin did
Nobody?
>>137828143
>a mass-murdering psycho bitch
But she was just that and was planning along with 17 to kill Goku
Krillin is a spineless bitch for betraying his friends
>>137828446
>Tenshinhan is literally the strongest human being
ftfy
>>137840433
He only became the strongest after Krilliin stopped training
>>137822396
>balding manlet
>lucky
>lost the dice roll at life
No. If he was tall and handsome, then yes.
>>137822396
>>137840527
he shaves fool
>>137822396
Sometimes the good girls do go for the nice guy.
>>137826940
>implying she doesn't want to fuck Krillin every day
>>137840714
Does Naruto actually love tits?
>tfw you'll never have a slowly aging, blonde wife who is objectively stronger than you but still thinks you're cool
>>137840319
Yeah, he only cheated on his girlfriend.
dayum
>>137822500
Daily reminder he still didn't die a single time
>>137844957
Doesn't he die when Frieza blows up the Earth?
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>>137822396
I hear somebody is talking about luck
>thief skill that gets panties
>extra good drops
>>137826620
>Remember when they asked Shenron to bring Goku back from Yardrat, and Goku refused to be teleported back?
Not quite what happened, Shenron told them that in order to do that he would have to first kill Goku, and they decided against that.
Why Shenron needs consent for random shit? He's a fucking magical dragon, he should be able to do whatever he wants. Besides, it's not like he ask individually everybody who died who wants to revive or something as to say he does it everytime.
Also, his powers are MAGICAL in nature, stupid shit like ki power shouldn't ban him from affecting them. Or maybe ki is like spiral power and shenron actually has a fuckton of ki used for the wishes?
>>137845634
If he was so great why did he die in one blow?
>>137822396
Not even close, OP
>>137845934
I think his grandson/nephews/whatever the fuck Kenshi was got luckier.
>>137822396
{I think he died a grand total of three times, four if you consider his inevitable death after Z. So no.
>Implying 18 doesnt bang Roshi while Krillins gone
18 isn't even that hot
Just because she was your first fap doesn't mean shit.
