>anon... wake up
>i'm pregnant
What do /a/
>>137667364
marry her immediately
marry her immediately x2
I'm a woman
>>137667398
>>137667429
How do you know that it's yours?
Be already married.
>>137667364
abortion
Kill the slut and her half-jamal children.
>>137667364
Embrace her and tell her this is the happiest day of my life.
Celebratory sex.
How can you be pregnant when I'm pregnant?
Throw her down the stairs.
>>137667453
>implying she can go outside when I lock her up on my basement dungeon
More sex.
Proceed to make her double pregnant
Fuck it out of her
>>137667364
hi pregnant i'm anon
>>137667518
That's just the way it work. Didn't anyone told you?
Abort Jamal's kid. Engrave Sena and Sora's womb with my semon. Skip town if Pegasus ain't taking custody for my bad mistakes. Merry Funabori once this is all over.
>>137667364
>"cool"
>go back to sleep
Bitch I'm tired, we'll talk in the morning
make her pregnant again
math told me two minuses make a plus
>>137667364
Lush her downstairs and fuck her again.
>>137667588
who's the father?
>>137667679
spooby
>>137667453
Implying Kodaka would actually fuck her
>>137667441
]spoiler]as am i[/spoiler]
no excuses
since I'm black I slip quietly out and bounce and never call her
if that kid grows up to a rapper or actor, I'll come back and ask for money
Anons are going to make fun of me for race mixing and bully my kid.
We have to commit double-sudoku
>>137667364
There are two ways this could end up.
>Baby isn't mine because I had a vasectomy when I turned 21 and didn't tell her to avoid this problem and proceed to chain her up as a prisoner and fist her vagina and anus vigourously until she has a miscarriage
>Nothing else because I had a vasectomy because I would be a terrible father that would beat his children
>>137667795
my acquaintance of dark skin having african descent
>>137667364
get her pregnant again to cancel out the other baby
>>137668049
>137668049
But what if the other baby is also yours?
What's up with the flagrant amount of new in this thread. Some can't even quote and use spoilers properly. Night-time /a/?
>>137667662
>>137668049
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
>>137668116
Get her pregnant over and over again until one of us dies.
>>137667864
>I had a vasectomy
Have you started looking like a lesbian yet
>>137667364
awesome, i'll get to fuck a pregnant woman, which has always been one of my twisted fetish!
abortion, anyone who marries her is a cuck
>implying you can impregnate boi pussy
>>137667864
>>Nothing else because I had a vasectomy because I would be a terrible father that would beat his children
>Proceed to fist an unborn baby to death
At least you were right.
>>137667364
Impregnate her until twins
>>137668350
>being this fucking retarded
Vasectomy!=Castration
>>137667489
>yfw you are a jamal
>>137667864
Do you have your sperm frozen away on the chance you might want a kid in the future?
>>137667441
Dont we all want to be women
>>137667364
>>137667364
>Implying it's not Sena getting Yozora pregnant just by looking at her.
Leave the hoes house
>>137670568
Can that happen
>>137670575
>>137670608
>vlc
>>137667398
>>137667429
>marry her
>>137670575
Yes.
>>137670568
>>137670608
>>137670687
>Stella
Truly best girl.
>>137667441
Are you pregnant too? Is the father 2D?
>>137667364
Shit show. Shit girls. Shit everything.
>>137667364
Huh? Did you say something?
>>137670882
>Sena
>Stella
>Kate
>Pegasus
Clearly you have shit taste.
Gomennasai. This is my fault. We should have been more careful, my full body anime pillow.
>>137670960
Ohohohoho! You are right sir, my apologies.
>>137670960
>PegasusBest girl.
>>137667364
Sena seems like the type who would gain a lot of weight during pregnancy.
>>137667441
L O N D O N
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>>137671759
Again. Fuck off, /v/irgin.
DNA studies show that 25% of babies are raised by unknowingly cucked fathers. First thing I'd do is look into DNA testing, especially since it's an out of the blue pregnancy.
>>137667364
>"Well, do you know whose it is?"
If it will be a girl, I hope she doesn't end up a crazy cow like her mother?
>>137667364
Congratulations?
Ask her if I can suck the milk from her breasts and call her mommy.
>>137671822
>fit meme
>/v/
What's it like being new to 4chan? Do you find it more enjoyable than your previous shithole, or is your time spent here just satisfying the basic human need to be entertained?
>>137674914
Fuck off, virgin.
>>137667364
You're going to be pregnant for at least another 7 months, was there really such a fucking rush that you had to wake me up?
>>137667364
Cuddle and tell her I'll take responsibility, but have Rika confirm the kid is mine anyway.
Goto to sleep and have a child with mai waifu, I don't know what could be better
>>137667364
>it's a dream
>she turns into a baboon and we fuck
>I wake up, turn to my baboon and we fuck
Is /b/ leaking again?
>>137670394
No, because why should I? I'd be a terrible dad and husband. The only things I care about are myself and the the things that I havent gotten bored of. I break up with everyone I date because I get bored of them, and chances are, if I had a kid, I get sick of them within a few weeks and either get abusive towards everyone including the kid, or up and leave.
But if by some miracle I started caring about things again, my vasectomy is reversible, all i'd have to do is go in, get it reversed, then start having kids.
>>137667364
>Bring out my pipe
>Light it up with my finger
>Blow a smoke boat
I'm afraid it cannot be mine, sweet animeme, but please let me train your soon to be son in the arts of wizardy and magic
Sena is perfect.
>>137671822
>>137674984
>Using virgin as an insult on 4chan
Women are so goddamn stupid. Just accept that you're only good for taking dick.
>>137671896
you can tell easy whether it's yours or not by checking out a single fact about yourself: are you the type to say "i'll take responsibility?"
if you are then it's not yours
>>137667364
If you're into that and are financially stable then that's good news! If not, you should probably consider an abortion. Kids are expensive and you're still in your prime.
>>137681465
Her family is filthy rich.
>>137667364
>what do
Wake up again.
>>137670678
Cyka blat
>>137681496
In that case she should probably still have an abortion unless she's ready to never have that hot bod ever again. It may not be a guarantee, but it's pretty likely.
>>137681632
>oh wow you're hot, wouldn't want to procreate with you that's for sure
>who cares about the female raison d'etre and beautiful kids when you can just let your body slowly deteriorate without ever being to any significant use
This is how retarded you sound.
>>137670608
>vlcsnap
Anon, I...
>>137682495
Hm, you're right. That argument sounded much less retarded in my head.
>>137668422
what the fuck
>>137667364
"didn't i tell you to make sure he should always wear a condom?"
>>137667364
Marry her and raise her son.
Watch intently as the bull makes more children with her and raise them all.
>Having kids.
Abort that thing or give it up for adoption.
>>137668526
the kid on the right looks like smug mother fucker like he would be the endgame boss of some other anime or manga
>>137679757
>ITT actual Wizards
anon please can you train me too?
>>137682905
>>137682932
>>137683001
Is this the infamous "cuck-posting" I've heard so much about?
>>137682905
cuck
>>137667364
Assume I'm in that Carn doujin and run away.
>>137667364
>wake up inside
>>137679757
>smoke boat
>>137667364
>wake up
>>137667364
she is 2d you fucking casual. she doesn't get pregnant unless both of you want too.
>>137667364
So basically, her boobs are going to get even bigger.
Regardless, marry her immediate.
eh, nandatte?
