I have a 6 years old imouto.
How do I turn her into an otaku /a/?
>>137619518
Get her into cute magical girl anime first, then start making her watch slice of life shows.
She'll become the perfect otaku onee-chan.
>turning your sister to the path of loneliness and regret
>>137619569
That actually sounds plausible. Don't forget to let her watch Oreimo a few times while she is still really young so she will be ingrained to accept it when she is older.
>>137619518
Don't
>>137619569
Do this and she will soon fall for you op.
>>137619569
>>137619620
Yeah, I mean you can ruin her if you want. You probably shouldn't, but if it would really make you happy to have a cute little sister who likes anime then go ahead.
>>137619582
this
If you love her, don't do that to her
With your dick.
>>137619569
I tried to show her sakura card captors but I guess it's too slow paced, she got bored. I guess modern mahou shoujo are more flashy so I'll give it a go.
>>137619518
Why would you want to destroy her future?
>>137619651
>>137619680
>>137619582
It's not that bad you faggots, i'm sure little girls can get into sailor moon and shit.
Maybe she'd even like lucky star?
>>137619651
>>137619680
Don't lie to me you would too if you had a cute imouto.
>>137619736
do you even know any girl who is into anime? I'm sorry if there is one here, but the ones I've known are pathetic
She'll end wasting her youth acting like chuuni.
>>137619780
I would have probably tried too
the outcome would have been disastrous
>>137619518
Why would I wan't to get any of my younger family members into anime.
I don't want them to become one of those freak
American "otakus" that plagued the corner of the schoolyard.Because I was one of those kids and I don't want any of my family members to go through the same.
>>137619736
lucky star is the way to go
>>137619670
>ruin her
I thought op was trying to bring to life the best love story ever told
>>137619842
I do, she's really into moeshit and waifu culture though, if that's what you would call "pathetic".
I had a sister that was pretty slow and weird
The biggest relief of my life is that she never got into anime, that would have destroyed her life
He is doing ok now
>>137619518
>>137619567 this
encourage her to stop classes.
give her anime 24/7
tell her reality sucks and she's forced to live with it.
give her a noose and tell her that's it's on her accord when it's ready.
>>137619866
The alternative seems to be tumblrina retardation, might as well roll for the chinese cartoons and see what happens.
>>137619934
Sounds like me, and I'm definitely pathetic.
>>137619842
>I'm sorry if one is here
>>137619518
Go read a book on child psychology and get back to me, especially about the parts on positive and negative reinforcement.
Also, I bought my 5-year old cousin Kiki and Totoro but she hasn't watched them so good luck trying to turn them onto whatever you like. Kids gotta be their own people, man.
>>137619937
Man, your sisterbrother must be really fucked up in the head.
>>137619518
it's not as glamorous as you think
all my imouto watches is Tumblr meme trash her friends tell her to watch
Is this the blogging normalfags garbage thread?
>>137619957
not really
Tumblrinas are actually really rare, she would just end up as a normalfag like all girls her age
>>137620001
It's kind of like the go hug your imouto thread with a realistic spin. So yeah.
>>137620001
Yes, please join us
>>137620001
No, this is the fuck-your-sister-already thread.
Show her nothing but shows with niicons. Condition her to think it's normal.Then kill yourself.
>>137619518
>wanting to have more otakus in this world
please no
I know for experience that if she does end up being a normal, she will hate your guts (if you don't hide really really well your tastes)
>>137620139
2 birds, 1 stone.
>>137620000
That's why I gotta be the one to show her good shows, so we can bundle up and watch together.
Don't make her life miserable asshole
This is the same exact same reason I hate my fucking sisters but thank god I pulled my shit together before all hell went lose
Also fuck you you miserable pice of shit
>>137620314
Yo man maybe your life is shit not because of anime but because you are shit.
I am the sister whose life was ruined by anime.
Please don't do the same to her, give her the chance to be a blissful normalfag.
>>137620001
probably yes, want to derail it into >>137620085
thread?
>>137619518
literally fuck her
>>137619582
>loneliness
>implying she wouldn't have her onee-chan to satisfy her needs
>>137619518
Make her watch Dragon Ball or any shonen, soon she will turn into a tomboy imouto and then want to wrestle with you.
>>137619518
My Little Pony.
>>137620349
>your life is shit not because of anime but because you are shit.
I was doing fine in middle school with all that high grades until my sisters showed me some moe shit i was probably stupid enough to fall for it.
oh well that's all in the past now I'm doing just fine because I'd rather live a life of a normalfag
You can REEEEEEEEE at me as much as you want I don't give a fuck
>>137619518
i want a uselessly cute human trash weaboo otaku imouto
>>137619518
dont do it man
you will regret it when she starts drawing fanart of naruto's hidan guy or bringing some weird friends home like mine did
>>137620531
She already watches that shit. She also watches some shit american imitation of anime, she is just a push away.
So close I can taste it.
>Fags in this thread actually believe anime is the disease not the symptom.
Don't blame anime for turning anime for your own mistakes faggots.
>>137620658
Well then, just introduce her to MLP personification and the related hentai, easily found on panda.
>>137620658
You nigga, I dare you to go and ask who is her favorite pone
>>137619518
Watch dragon ball for little girls with her
>>137620641
maybe it's your fault for letting your imouto watch naruto. shove mahou shoujos down her throat and you'll be fine.
>>137620550
Me too.
A friend used to watch lots of anime with her brother. She became awkward and now is in a happy relationship with hercousin
>>137620658
If she is close enough, then she will start watching anime on her own. If you force it on her, she might start associating anime with your autism and never even try. Just don't do anything.
>>137620731
Done, it's Pinky Pie.
>>137619569
This literally start with glitter force or something then ease her into subbed anime.
>>137620816
She is fine
>>137620749
i dont have any control of what she watches
i thought i only recommended her good series but somehow her taste turned out shit
>>137619518
my sister is like this.
Do not do this, reality unlike fiction needs to make sense. AKA she creeps me the fuck out.
>>137620357
How was it? Picture related.
>>137620816
Ok now go pat her head and post how she reacted
>>137620379
finally someone with sense here
not common sense, but some kind of sense
Molest her.
>>137620816
Good taste
This is epic for the win lol
>>137619518
I don't see my little brother a lot, but last time I did, he was telling me how he started watching anime.
He watches Attack on Titan, One-Punch Man, and Naruto. Not bad for an 11 year old. Weeb blood runs in our genes
>>137620746
First two seasons actually have the DBZ director. Precure's going to teach his imouto good morals and shit like that though. He said he wanted her to be an otaku.
>>137620672
This so much.One of my childhood friends is as much of an otaku as me, but he is going to the university, get all the pussy he want, hit the gym, and much more. And me? Filthy neet, and I just see him when we walk our dogs, we don't even talk about anime anymore cause he is always with a girl so I just sit in the other side.
>>137620816
Fuck, your sister have some shit taste, she will fit well on /a/ in the future.
Hug your sister RIGHT NOW. If she asks why just say "The internet told me to do it". Report back.
Fuck off MLP furries niggers.
>>>/mlp/
>>137621052
This but do it with an erection
>>137620672
The impact of watching tv or anime in this case, affect on the behavior of childrens.
>All these fags thinking it will lead her into a life of loneliness
For us guys, yeah. For her it will just mean endless dicks to choose from, from weebs to cool nerdy guys to plain normalfags if shes attractive. If she's not attractive, she can still get weebs to cool nerdy guys.
>>137619518
you can't
the word stems from being raised in moonland, like fujoshi
>he doesn't have friends that watch anime
That's all I'm seeing in these threads
>>137620866
>>137621052
Do you fags think I don't pat and hug her in a daily base? That shit is normal, her reaction is hugging me back.
>>137621192
But I watch anime with my roommates all the time. And I think OP should turn his imouto into an otaku and satisfy all her needs on a daily basis.
>>137621114
Depressing to think about, op's imouto will just grow up to be another slut getting the dicking from various men.
OP, you can prevent this but you only have one chance.
>>137621192
>comparing friends with cute otaku imouto
You don't get it.
>>137621260
messing up her face with a knife?
>>137621192
How is that related?
See >>137619926
>>137621238
>tfw no imouto
>tfw no onee-chan
>just a pothead normalfag little brother who hates me
I just want to pat a girl's head ;_;
>>137621320
you can always go usagi drop route
>>137619518
You're a year too late but it should still be close enough, so just bone her already.
>>137621320
You can pet me any time. I'll even call you onii-chan.
>>137621417
Are you cute?
>>137621484
Cute is subjective.
>>137621397
Ye when I dance with her I'm awkwardly aware of that.
>>137621417
>>137621320
Head patting is underrated
>>137621506
anon this is serious, are you cute?
>>137621571
If you love someone everything they do will be cute!
>>137621649
Good enough for me
my little sister actually loves anime (i introduced her to it). She is 14 years old.
>>137621784
Too old
>>137621784
Post a picture of her
>>137621784
I don't believe you. Is she cute? Do you hug her?
>>137619518
Invite her to the dreamland of otakus season 2 facebook group
>>137621826
we don't even talk once a day. She is not that cute.
>>137621796
if you don't want her, i'll take her.
>sister makes fun of me for watching moeshit
>catch her watching Free!
>>137621301
If by face you mean pussy and by knife you mean the Descartes, then yes.
>>137622027
Then you fucked her, right?
what the fuck don't corrupt her you asshole
>>137619518
MODDDDDSS
need shows with good dubs tho, since kids can't read that fast yet
what magical girl/CGDCT shows actually have good dubs out there?
>>137619518
Make her watch Shugo Chara
>>137622225
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to do it like this:
MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
>>137619518
MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!
>>137622628
Reported.
>>137619582
>women
>ever alone
Just by having a vagina every woman in the world is guaranteed to have not just a guy, but her choice of guys.
>>137622740
Meanwhile Onii-chan is all alone like the stupid cuck he is. Hahahaha.
>>137622740
Unless they lose the genetic lottery hard.
>>137622829
What is this, appearance d20 roll chart? What's 20?
I got my 9 year old niece into anime.
I got her to watch TWGOK first.
She is in love with Keima and won't let go.
I think I did just fine.
>>137622829
7-10 looks like 90% of all jap women. No wonder they created anime.
>bringing more Fujoshi to the world.
you are creating monsters.
>>137623022
not all girls that watch anime are /y/
>>137622740
Do you honestly fucking believe this shit?
>>137619518
By running track, becoming her idol, and having you best childhood female friend tell her that admiring you is creepy.
This should give her a complex deep enough to look to little/sister, incest, and loli anime/manga and games as the only outlet to her feelings.
This should turn her into a complete otaku, and completing willing to do whatever you please with her
>>137619732
/thread
>>137622829
so 1 - 10 are human rankings and 10 -20 is the realm of 2D anatomy?
>>137622125
>>137622225
>>137622487
i dont get this blogshit posting. threads like these are at least a thousand times better than the thinly veiled general threads polluting /a/, no one complains about those
>>137623246
Yes they do.
>>137622950
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>>137623109
>implying such a shit person like Manami could exist
>>137623277
i guess i dont really check. I can only read those threads when skimming over really quickly, and even then i just want to leave. at least threads like these are bearable
>>137623246
Everyone but the circle jerking fags who participate in general threads hate general threads
>>137623435
The problem is they are "/a/ related" so complaining doesn't do much and is hard to justify. This is blogshit though so it's easy to tell it to fuck off. It's also a good chance to talk about whatever without repercussion.
>>137619518
>tfw your nee-chan and okaa-san tried to get you into animu for years but your normie-self refused vehemently and mocked them. Now you have good taste and want to talk to them about it but your pride says no.
>>137624498
Bitch ass nigga.
>>137619518
get your childhood friend to tell her incest is wrong
>>137624925
I know
>>137625463
Do it, you bitch ass frog. Pull the trigger.
>>137619518
Don't do it. I watch anime hidden from my little sister, because I don't want her to waste her time.
>>137625626
I would, if it wouldnt crush my nee-chan or my okaa-san.
>>137625690
Are they both ara aras anon?
>>137626208
My okaa-san is a cake and my nee-san is a tomboy. That's the best I can describe them.
>>137619518
Show her school rumble
Show her any Precure anime season or Pokemon XY at first and see if she liked it.
Girls love cute things.
>thread full of normalshit newfags blogging with tumblr images
ｐｕｒｇｅ
>>137626599
Also, for little girls, there is only Futari Wa Precure and Smile Precure aka Glitter Force with english dub.
>>137626353
>tomboy nee-san
>>137627010
It's tru, shes fuckin 6 inches taller than me and reks at basketball.
>>137619518
I will have to see pictures of her to provide the answer.
