Hoow much semen does a semen vampire need each day?
>>137427348
Half a gallon.
More than any one man can produce
>>137427414
>imperial measurements
Vampire lolis are the best.
>>137428356
shinobu in her loli form is too childlike, she doesn't exhibit the feminine grace that evangeline does
>>137428356
>long toenailsGuess I have a new fetish now
>>137428384
What Shinobu loses in straightforward sex appeal, she more than makes up in gap moe when she flips between childlike and haughty.
>>137428356
Indeed.
>>137428384
No.
>>137428561
>gap moe
>>137428579
Why are Rachel's alternative outfits so much better than her regular dress
![[Ohys-Raws] Owarimonogatari - 08 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_20.03_[2015.11.21_08.39.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kFB4bBk.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Owarimonogatari - 08 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_20.03_[2015.11.21_08.39.01].jpg")
>>137428601
That's the /a/ term for it, at least.
>>137427450
Fine, half a dillydally-willywally-oiwotm8-godsavethequeen. Happy?
>>137428740
>not using metric
>>137428740
You do know that the UK still uses imperial measurements to some degree, right?
Nearly any other stereotypical phrase from another country would be entirely correct, but you chose that instead.
>>137428866
Well, that's Murrika for you, all republican but still using Imperial units, including a temperature scale based on a hyperthermic German's armpit. God only knows how they managed to get to the moon and back what with the entire NASA space program using feet and inches.
>>137429004
>the UK still uses imperial measurements to some degree
Road distances/speeds and draught beer measures are pretty much the only things using Imperial now. Home milk delivery can still legally use pints, but there's not all that much of it left now.
>>137429007
Didn't they fuck up a space mission because they mixed up imperial and metric measurements?
>>137427348
Go read Empress of Nosferatu
>>137429088
Yes, the Mars Climate Orbiter was lost because of it. NASA was all metric by then but one of their contractors wrote some software that output its results in Imperial.
>>137429004
If the UK still uses imperial then who keeps bitching that not everyone sucks the metric system's cock? Australia? Canada? Who gives a shit what either of those faggots think?
>>137429007
And yet that system built a nation that's slowly taking over all of civilized society while the pussies raised on metric can measure how far away the nearest McDonald's is in meters. Funny how that is, eh?
>>137429310
>a nation that's slowly taking over all of civilized society
You say that as if it's a good thing and not a cancer.
>>137429208
You do know that people all over the world use this website, right?
>>137428866
>needing to easily convert your semen
>>137429157
>Empress of Nosferatu
is that the really badly drawn eva doujin?
>>137429310
Just wait until ching chong and ISIS rule the world.
best vampire loli
Remember when Alucard turned into a loli?
>>137429527
The best part is that he still kept his voice
Based Alucard made it possible to have Jouji Nakata voicing a loli
At least 24 hours of sex, 3 dicks at once, spread through the week.
>That much
>>137429527
remember that the author wont continue hellsing : the dawn?
>>137427348
A healthy vampire loli needs around 2 gallons of high quality young boy's semen per day.
>>137430180
What about succubi?
>>137429527
>loli
Uhh, she was just flat chested.
>>137430339
Nick:LOLIcard is loli. Japan agreed, don't bother them about it.
>>137430532
Agreed where? Japan has a history of calling some girls loli when they are not.
>>137430580
>a history of calling some girls loli when they are not.
LRD pls. Go look up ロリカード.
>>137431220
Borderline at best, and that's stretching it.
Then again Kouta Hirano probably couldn't draw lolis to save his life anyway.
>>137431220
I've seen people in Japanese TV show coverage call mere 15-year old jailbaits "lolis". Basically anything that might be underaged, even if it meant looking like mature enough teenagers.
>>137430180
[citation needed]
>>137427348
the equivalent of daily protein intake, i would think.
>EoSD is 14 years old
>The Scarlet mansion inhabitants are the ones getting the most fanworks for the last 14 years
Such is the power of loli vampires.
>>137433173
Remilia is just that perfect. Flandre is top-tier too.
>>137433443
About 3, sometimes 4
>>137433173
What kind of liquid is in that bottle Remilia is drinking from?
Because water doesn't run like that.
>>137433795
Yakult.
>>137433795
Bottle says Yakult.
>Yakult (ヤクルト Yakuruto?) is a probiotic dairy product made by fermenting a mixture of skimmed milk with a special strain of the bacterium Lactobacillus casei Shirota. It was created by Japanese scientist Minoru Shirota, who graduated from the Medical School of Kyoto University in 1930.
So, it's some kind of yogurt.
>>137433871
>So, it's some kind of yogurt.
>he's never had Yakult before
How are you even alive
>>137433173
When he's nice enough to give her a drink, she ought to at least inform him that his fly is open.
>>137433899
>Dairy product using skimmed milk and bacteria
>Not a kind of yogurt breuvage
Let me guess, you think that Yop and Go drinks are not yogurt, too.
>>137434092
>those tits on Remilia and Flandre
Way too big. Remi and Flan have to be flat or very small.
>>137434092
It has the consistency of skimmed milk. Yoghurt is thick.
>>137434246
>>137434594
That's just sick and wrong. She's not even a loli there.
Speaking about semen vampires - why does bishoujo mangekyou still not have an english translation? It's hurting my soul.
Wasn't there a guy who wanted to make an english translation from the finnish one? Is he still working on it?
>>137434911
Now, this is sick and wrong.
>>137435005
You might as well start to learn Japanese.
>>137435005
>google the title
>all the results are chinese pirate forums
Thanks, China.
>>137435005
Updated with 28,8% yesterday
https://euphemictranslation.wordpress.com/
>>137435277
https://vndb.org/v8038
Tell me about this little slut.
Why does she wear a band-aid instead of panties like a normal girl would?
>>137435930
she's very poor, and had to sell her panties to afford the band-aid.
>>137435024
This guy, so much boners
>>137435024
>Draw a character but change literally everything about her.
Why bother drawing her at all then? That's not Flandre, that's an entirely different character and the author just slapped her name on it.
>>137435930
Because down there in her special spot is a wound that bleeds every month.
>>137436775
Do vampire lolis have periods?
That'd mean they can get pregnant.
>>137436879
Bingo. That's what she's hinting at.
Post more undead little girls.
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