So you're walking down the street with your GF, when this faggot comes up and starts throwing flicker jabs at you
what do you do ?
Block them with my head.
>>137400544
time it and hit down his jab with my lead hand and lunge towards his face with the same hand. Basic boxing more for people who throw to many flick/prode jabs.
>featherweight
when will they learn?
>>137400544
use the oxygen in my muscles to punch harder, and yamatodamashii the fuck out of him
Call the police.
>>137400544
D'arce choke the fool.
Start the airplane turbines.
>>137400544
Hug and punch him in the side. A lot.
>>137400687
>bernie sanders supporter detected
>>137400646
Isn't that like 120lbs?
Not very intimidating
>>137400544
Use the oxygen in my muscles and YAMATO DAMASHI
>>137400829
you mean tie up with him?
>>137400544
What if I'm dating his sister?
>>137400544
Easily dodge and as I KO him yell "I'll destroy that screwed up illusion of yours!"
>>137400544
>featherweight
Walk through his punches and laugh as he is totally ineffectual against my massive fat folds.
>>137400544
>Fall to the ground
>Start crying
What else should a little girl do?
Kick his knees
>>137401088
nah you're not
you can't even hold her hands, actually
>>137400918
>Isn't that like 120lbs?
a 120lbs professional boxer. Have fun having your shit kicked in no matter how tall you are.
Glad to see my canon dick thread reminded you of Ippo.
What I would do personally is dive in and uppercut him.
>>137401437
Manlets don't frighten me, I could easily submit him.
>>137400544
Punch the shit out of his elbow.
>>137400544
dempsey roll
>>137400544
Pick him up by the waist and hoist him over my shoulder and spin him around a bunch. You don't even have to be strong to do it.
>>137400544
Well, im 190cm, 96kg construction worker who boxed in school, so i think i can handle some 50kg manlet.
also
>Flickers
>good at anything other than scoring points
>ITT: people who've never been punched
Guess what, getting punched by anyone is dangerous if they're punching as hard as they can. It doesn't matter how small they are (with the possible exception of preteens without developed muscles) or how big you are. Boxers are literally trained to give and take punches that can easily kill regular people.
>>137402682
aren't the gloves there to make sure they don't kill the other boxer?
>>137400544
I would shoot him.
>>137402927
Not really
They're mostly there to protect the hand
There have been more deaths on the ring in the past years than in the first years of professional boxing, because now you can punch with all your might without your hand shattering into a gorillion pieces
>>137402979
You carry a gun on you at all times?
>>137402309
Mike Tyson was a manlet yet I wouldn't step in the ring with him
This is him at 15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51090bGcoR8
>>137402682
I'm pretty sure if I tried to punch >>137402309 he wouldn't feel a thing.
Catch him on camera and start running.
A boxer's fists are considered weapons and this is blatantly assault with a deadly weapon.
Is this honestly worth watching? Is the first season a slogfest?
>>137403045
Maybe if you were in a cartoon. In real life people are squishy fleshbags.
>>137403007
>>137403010
Well, he also wasnt human.
And he was heavyweight
>>137403045
I'm a 64 kilos amateur boxer
You don't need to be that strong to knock someone out, if I got him with a hook to the chin he'd be lying on the ground
Summon my edgy fight spirit analogy and out edge him.
>>137403110
Its trash if you want actual boxing.
>>137403186
Sure, but begin twice more heavy sure help (of course it is not fat-heavy). Even one lucky shoot would be enough in that case. If stronger guy have even some basic skills, he would win.
Give him the stone cold stunner and then have sex with my girlfriend on top of him which will then cultivate into a threesome which will then end up being NTR because i could never hope to stand up to a boxer's dick jab
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>>137400544
I burn out
>>137403134
Racist
>>137404357
ayy
Tackle him at the waist and take him to the ground, doing my best to avoid those murder weapons he calls arms and attempt to pin his arms with my feet while going for throat punches myself.
Most likely end up getting clobbered in the back of the head when I go for the lunge and fall on the ground either dead or out cold.
Probably ask him what the hell he's doing
>>137404357
Well, i was thinking more about that he has(had?) inhuman, almost perfect anatomy. He was some kind of mutant in his peak.
>>137400544
I'm an American, so I shoot him.
>>137401515
>>137401561
You NEETs are fucking stupid. Thank god you don't leave your bedrooms.
>>137406118
Mexico eh?
PUNCH HARDER!!
>>137409467
YATAMO DAMASHII
>>137400544
PUNCH HARDER.
>>137408639
Say that to a professional featherweight boxer, faggot.
>>137400544
Use my special No Guard strategy, and just when I have him, hit him with my signature Cross Counter.
>>137408639
Calm down manlet or I'll put you in timeout
