Umaru-chan drinks all your Cola what do you do?
kill umaru chan
>Implying I drink disgusting syrup and water sludge mixture.
>>137368691
I don't like Cola so good riddance.
>>137368691
Drink beer instead.
>>137368691
I stopped drinking cola a time ago.
Now it just tastes like disgusting sugar water.
Buy her more.
crap my pants
>>137368691
I only have rootbeer and cream soda, so joke's on her, I have no cola.I was upset they didn't go for an anime original ending where she tells her friends.
>>137368778
This. What the fuck are you people doing to your bodies? Stop that.
>>137368935
I don't even give a shit about health, soda just tastes like shit.
>>137368691
Give her potato chips to go with it of course!
>drinking the sugary Jew
>>137368691
Replace cola with a soda-diarrhea-mix. That will teach her a lesson!
Force my dick down her throat I guess.
>>137368691
I don't have any cola for her to drink. So whatever. I don't care.
>>137368691
Wait for her to need the toilet then drink her pee.
>>137368691
I buy her more like a good obedient onii-chan I am.
>>137368691
Wait for her to fall asleep and then rape her, making sure I cum deep inside so that she becomes pregnant.
>drinking cola past age 20
You're in for a slow and regrettable decline.
>>137368691
>no vanilla coke
Force her to vomit it back up by gagging her with my penis.
>>137368691
stick dick down throught till she vomits my cola back up. Force her to re drink it.
rinse and repeat til she passes out.
>>137368778
>*drinks green tea*
>*tips fedora*
>>137369492
I don't like tea either but nice try.
>>137369442
>>137369456
Good, now rewrite that so you two are twins double teaming your little sister.
>>137369550
GOT 'EEM
I would kill myself
>>137368885
I quit a while back. I think my sugar intake is down, but my caffeine consumption went way up. I don't really miss the stuff, though.
>>137368762
>>137369348
most corner stores have fountain drinks with little buttons by the dispenser for extra flavors like vanilla, lime and cherry.
>>137368691
frying pan anon, come back!
>umaru_getting_punched_in_the_fucking_face.png
>>137368691
>>137368691
As long as she doesnt touch my beer and tequila I dont care
>>137368691
get mt dew
Please kill her.
I don't drink soda since 2010, dude.
Nothing because I only drink water and already live with a cockroach sibling that lives off liquid acid
>>137368691
buy Pepsi instead
Drink my rum straight from the bottle
>>137376974Any recommendations for a fellow rumbro? So far I've been a fan of stuff like Mt. Gay and Appleton Estate, as well as some Captain Morgan's spiced.
>>137376811
A man's choice would be neither but alcohol.
I'm addicted to caffeine and I'll have some soda to satiate me if I don't feel like making any coffee.
Honestly, if a girl sculled a whole bottle of cola in front of me, I would be turned on.
>>137377273Sailor Jerry's and Kraken.
>>137368778
this. thank you umaru.
>tfw already have this experience
>tfw hide stock of coke bottles in my room somewhere rather than in the pantry
>tfw when I put one in the fridge I have to try and conceal it behind lettuce and other green shit
Punt her into the end zoneOf her life
>>137378467
I think they took down the cola-chan video.
>>137368691
i've been seeing this memegirl for months but i've never actually watched this shit, is it good slice of life?
>>137381500
Umaru is a shit but the other girls are cute.
>>137368691
Joke's on her I don't have any cola
