I think I've found my waifu of the season.
It was between Megumin and Mira from Dimension W, but I caught up on Konosuba and I've made my decision.
Mine's Hotaru for this season, going to have to keep my eye out for my next waifu once this season stops airing.
>>137339644
>>137339353
You kids havin' a giggle?
>seasonal waifus
If there is anything more cancerous than waifus, it's this
>>137339853
>>137339644
>>137339353
Gptta be a samefag. No ones actually stupid enough to reply to the obvious bait.
>>137339690
>>137339853
Oh fuck off. Literally everyone has seasonal waifus. Stop trying to fit in.
>>137339922
>having 4 waifus a year every year forever
I don't know how I managed to stay loyal with all these glands gladiators roaming around
>>137339922
>having seasonal waifus
You know masturbating to the doujins doesn't mean they're your waifu right?
>Seasonal waifu
Ive had the same waifu for 20 years
>>137339644
discount Anna
ugghh
I come back and you guys are still on this waifu meme? Stale as fuck.
>>137341655
I haven't even been alive for 20 years.
>>137341945
that would explain the quality of /a/ lately
>>137339353
Dropped konosuba before megumin was introduced so Mira won that one by default.
>>137342254
Same.
Also Mira actually has an amazing body.
I don't think Megumin has anything at all.
>>137339922
Thieves think that everyone steals, anon. The rest of us are loyal to our waifu.
>>137342368
I ditched my waifu for a talking horse.
>>137342519
>Talking horse
You mean_Best_Girlright?
>>137342581
But that's a centaur, half human.I fucking love her though
>seasonal waifus
>dropping shows before episode 3
sage
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.
>>137340188
Everything will come to an end and you'll find yourself a new waifu. That's what makes us appreciate our previous ones.
>>137342755
>dropping shows before episode 3
>Forcing yourself to sit through an hour of bullshit you hate because it might get better later
>>137342607Tell me about it.
>>137341945
Get out
>>137342934
It's called life, anon.
>>137343356
About Cerea, or abouta certain 4th wall breaking talking horse who belongs to a specific board that is not /a/
>Seasonal Waifufags
>>137339353
I think I found my waifu.
I want a cute girl to teach me the art of explosions.
Y'all niggas need PYURIFUIKEISHON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYa1eUWd9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or8maZAZ_k8
>>137345172
megumin hp and mana drop to 1 after use EXPLOSION
LMFAO
>>137339353
I wonder if she's as explosive as Paz in the bedroom?
>>137345172
>that explosion damage
>>137339353
>waifu of the season.
you're trash and cancer. head back to mal. You get one Waifu for life. seasonal waifus are for trash and cancer and fagots too stupid to not know what a waifu is.
I chose my waifu back in 2009, same waifu, i'm still loyal to her.
>>137346118
This is a difficult decision, on one hand Lelei is the best thing since sliced bread and on the other hand Megumin may very well be the bee's knees.
>>137345172
>Only Kazuma deals consistent damage.
>God Blow deals only 1 damage.
>Megumin does nothing but chant and explosion.
>Megumin drops to 1 HP and 0 MP afterwards.
>Darkness misses all her attacks.
>Darkness substitutes for all the damage.
Everything is right with this game and I want to play it now. Too bad Kazuma didn't use steal.
Seasonal waifu
>>137346222
What if I told you, people haven't been picked by their waifus yet and this season they were?
>>137346118
Jesus Christ, Lelei has one ugly VA.
>>137339353
>waifu of the season
>>137339353
The Sorting Hat is your waifu?
>>137345172
>>137346198
Now only if I could witness the effect of drain touch.
>seasonal waifu
it doesn't work that you fuck
>>137345172
>Party so perfectly balanced it's turned upside down.
>All those mobs in fantasy australia.
>Literally only able to do 1 quest or mob encounter a day.
Kek.
Congrats man
>>137345172
Now how can one win in this game.
There are clearly more encounters.
And explosion is really strong but can only be used once per day.
Guess the most logical thing is to pump more sustained dps on Kazuma to have a character capable of dealing with small fry and just leaving explosion for an ult on a difficult encounter.
>>137339353
>waifu of the season
kill thyself
>>137347255
>leaving explosion for an ult on a difficult encounter.
It seems the only character you control in battle is Kazuma. Megumin will cast explosion whenever she can even if the enemy is shit.
>>137346118
Leilei to daughter
Megumin to waifu
>>137347379
actually no as proved by the latest episode, there are enemies (the crocs) unfit to unleash her explosions on.
Kazuma got to carry a drained megumin back to town every day.
EVERY DAY
he got to hold her thighs
feel her flatness against his back
and feel her breaths against his skin
EVERY DAY
>You will never be this lucky
>>137343546
You frogshitters aren't any better
>>137347379
So Megumin is a built-in fight timer.
If you can't clear the field before she charges EXPLOSION, you have to go back to the village to rest.
>>137348452
Not quite. Megumin means you can't fight ANY encounters and must stealth through every dungeon.
>>137339353
>waifu of the season
Cancerous baiter. Die of cancer.
Megumin is mydaughteru
>>137345172
> Walk into shop
> Creep towards shopkeeper mashing A to talk
> Get one pixel too close
> Battle
> Aqua starts spamming tier 9 purify
> Shopkeeper sustaining ridiculous damage
> Megumin starts chanting
> nono not you too...
> Darkness starts feeling up shopkeep desperate to feel thedraintouch
> Battle consists entirely of disabling team mates and exiting battle
> Apologize profusely
> You just wanted a healing potion
>>137339922
This just means you haven't found your one true waifu.
>>137339353
Should I kill myself in order to be transported to the other world?
>>137349252
> Individual character inventories
> Pick up incredible item
> Ancient cursed gauntlets of merciless bloodshed
> Your inventory is full
> Item passes down to next character in line
> It's Aqua
> Her inventory is also full
> Item passes down to next character in line
> Megumin: I don't want this junk
> Inspect item
> Rusty decayed gauntlets
>AQUAAAAAAAAAAAA you useless Goddess
>>137345172
>low dps kazuma
>1 dmg god blow OP heal aqua
>megumin are just charges and explosion
>darkness misses and all attacks goes on her
nice
>>137346118
Why is she squatting?
>>137349310
This.
You may like other girls, but the title of waifu is reserved for your one true love
>>137345172
>Darkness auto-tanks every attack for allies
>Minmaxed tank stats
Even if she does zero damage, in a turn-based RPG this is actually useful as fuck. Since you can recover HP and MP with items Megumin isn't useless either. Just fill them up after each fight.
Kazuma is a shit-tier gamer. Stays at home all day playing games yet he doesn't even comprehend hard-mode or how to abuse mechanics. What a fucking casual.
-sion!
>>137348251
He got leg-locked by her on day one WHILE she was covered in steamy slime.
Sasuga 999 LUK stat.
>>137349356
> Switch Aqua away from second slot
> She starts pouting
> Every two steps she initiates a dialog to be switched back to the second slot
> Refuse
> Get in battle
> Aqua asks to be placed in second slot
> Refuse
> That was your turn
> She does this every turn
> Pick up another legendary item
> Aqua immediately swipes it up and holds it ransom
> Finally cave in
> She gives you a party trick and sells the item to pay off her endless debts.
>>137345172
... I can't hear that "dungeon theme" without being reminded of literally every RPGMaker hentai game.
They always use it for the rape scenes.
>>137346118
Aqua > all
>>137346120
>That Tunguska pic
Genius.
>>137339922
it´s called liking best girl, not having a waifu, you double nigger.
>>137349222
We're all masturbating to your daughteru
>>137344850
I want to try and impregnate aqua while she screams purification to purify my semen before it gets to her uterus
>>137349646
>LN Megumin has sarashi binds
>Anime Megumin doesn't even wear a bra, just a thin, flimsy robe that exposes her shoulders
Talk about indecent.
> there are people who chose their waifu when they were younger than 25
Kek, have fun with shit-tier waifu because you were too young, naive and inexperienced to chose the good one
>>137349730
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction is not a sin, thus the seed is already pure.
>>137346118
sorry but gate anime is shit.
megumin>lelei
>>137349782
Imagine if its cold out you could see megumin's nipples
>>137349881
loli nipples are a miracle of this world.
>>137349782
Yeah she uses the extra bandage on her legs instead
>>137339922
>Literally everyone has seasonal waifus.
I don't fag, only had a childhood waifu and the actual one, and im fine that way.