Does Integra Hellsing ever finish her cigars? Do you think Walter has to clean up partially smoked cigars around the Hellsing mansion?
People don't only smoke half of them?
Maybe that's why he quit.
Why was she so high and mighty despite being utterly weak and useless?
>>137299138
Because she had two vampire attack dogs.
>>137299138
she was literally the only human standing in the way of the monsters and oblivion.
you either have balls of steel or you snap.
plus, decades of being able to make the decisions with a pet vampire and one of the most powerful humans alive can give you a bit of an ego, as does being able to boss around british parliament.
>>137299471
Having some of the deadliest things walking the Earth as your personal death-bringers would be a tad empowering.
>lights a cigar
>takes 1 puff
>snaps it and throws it away to look intimidating
this shit triggers me,she did it atleast 20 fucking times
>>137299013
better question: after 50+years of smoking those things constantly, how was her throat not completely ripped to shreds?
>>137301698
She's like 20 dude
>>137301750
That's a woman?
>>137301750
yes, and at the end of the series, 50 years have passed and her throat is still intact.
>>137301782
that crazy protestant bastard can call themself whatever they like.
>>137301782
>>137301814
>Hellsing Abridged references
Fuck off
>>137301789
30, to be precise. And I always thought she was in her late 20s early thirties.
>>137299013
She was fucking annoying and repeated everything she said
>go
>do it seras
>KILL HIM
>ERASE HIS VILLANY FROM THIS EARTH
>DO IT FAGGOT
she was an annoying cunt and Walter should've killed her and alucard when he was young and unbeatable. Seriously, if he was so bent on beating alucard why didn't he just shit on him while he was young?
>>137301872
>hating on the best abridged series out there, and the only one that comes close to rivalling the original series
get the fuck out with your contrarian bullshit.
and yes, I've watched the subs and the dubs, and I still say that.
>>137301917
But le board culture is to shit on abridged series no matter how good they are:^)
>>137301644
She did it just to trigger you. She's rich and can afford it.
>>137299138
>utterly weak and useless
Did you actually pay attention to the show?
>>137301917
The best of the worst is still bad.
>>137302074
>amusing
>takes the source material and works with it to make jokes instead of exploiting memes
>enhances character personalities instead of creating new onesMY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH! XD
nah, it's good, you're just hating to seem cool.
>>137302104
So? People like and dislike things for legitimate reasons. I personally don't enjoy dubs or parody dubs of any kind, regardless of source material and how well they handle jokes. I just don't see the point in them. Abridged series seem just derivative and pointless.
>>137302059
If the major could aim she'd be dead
>>137302172
All that proves is that the major is undeserving of his rank.
>>137301892
Alucard was already pretty old and had at least one army inside him when he got to know Walter.
Integra just did her job, she wasn't annoying about it, I don't know why you think that
>>137302171
so you're hating without even having seen it.
got it. so you're an IGNORANT faget.
>>137301892
>why didn't he just shit on him while he was young?
He probably had shounen protagonist syndrome and assumed he could one day get stronger than Alucard if he trained hard enough or something. Then he got old and reality caught up with him.
>>137299013
You now realize that during the whole series theres a guy following them and pointing the characters glasses with a flashlight.
>>137302283
what a strange job.
>>137302283
Thanks anon. Now I'll forever take Hellsing even less seriously.
>>137301644
good thing I didn't watchshittyOVAs.
>>137301917
>close to rivalling the original series
Yeah...NO!
>>137302363
The "original" Hellsing anime was pure shit though. The only good thing about it was its opening
You usually only smoke a cigar about 3/4s or a little past half because the flavor changes.
>>137302324
Was it even possible to take it seriously in the first place?
>>137301872
>Watch Hellsing abriged
>like it so much that you remember quotes from years ago
>See random fucks quote it on anonemoose image board
>Lose your shit
Why?
>>137302505
No. But now I'll probably start laughing any time I see a Hellsing character with shiny glasses, where I didn't before, so that's a net loss of seriousness.
I want to know why the fuck they call her "sir" Integra instead of the proper title "dame".
>>137302647
My guess is it's because when Integra was getting knighted, the queen thought she was a man.
Either that, or Hirano fucked up the research and everyone else just kinda rolled with it, but what are the odds of that happening?
Posting best boy
>>137302241
How would I judge it without watching it? Of course I have, as I said, I didn't like it. Why do you get so defensive about it? Why do you type like that?
>>137302647
>>137302716
She was never meant to lead the Hellsing Foundation. She was lucky that she found Alucard and he decided to guard her. He basically put Integra into power. Women aren't meant to lead the organisation so they still keep calling the head "sir"
>>137302872
>I just don't see the point in them.
>Abridged series seem just derivative and pointless.
generalizations and broad terms that have no criticisms on the series itself, instead painting all series, dubs, and comedy spoofs with the same brush.
>>137302900
>Women aren't meant to lead the organisation so they still keep calling the head "sir"
You do realize that Hellsing is set around the present day, right?
>>137302647
>instead of the proper title "dame".
Because its rarely used in general.
>>137299138
Having vampires loyal to your command probably helps. Also, it's a pretty thankless job. If she doesn't give off the absolute confidence that her team can get the job done, who would be persuaded to believe her?
>>137302917
So what? They still have butlers and powerplay stuff like in the old days, oldfashioned organisations tend to have oldfashioned rules
>>137302866
The cutest animoo in existence tbqh
>>137303043
I would smell that ass but it problem ass because nazi
>>137303043
>you'll never be a non-existant yet existant nazi catboy
Why even live?
>>137303022
Maybe, but it's pretty clear that leadership of the Hellsing organization gets passed down through the family. It's highly unlikely that Integra is the first female heir to the family. And anyway, even if they did have a rule like that, Integra would have gotten rid of it the second she got the job. She's not the type to put up with that shit for stupid reasons like tradition.
>>137303043
he could NOT be a nazi.
>>137303043
i wonder if the other nazis were fucking him
>>137303146
I think she kept the title as a tribute to her badass father who cared so much about her that he even indirectly told her about Alucard so that she can protect herself.
>>137303156
nah, instead he'd appear in their dreams and conscious thoughts, stroking himself, preening and presenting his ass to them. They never got release, though, and he simply smiled and disappeared if they tried to corner him.
>>137303106
>>137303156
>i wonder if the other nazis were fucking him
Anon that's not even a question, look at that perfect immortal butt, it would be gay NOT to have sex with it
>>137303154
But why would anyone not want that
>>137303687
he is a nazi, and he is not a nazi.
he is a top, but he is a bottom.
he is homosexual, but he is--oh who are we kidding, he's not straight.
>>137303704
We have a word for that now, you know. Shrodinger is bi.
>>137303732
>shrodinger
>being involved with women whatsoever
u fucking wot?
Hey guys just posting the only good thing about the original anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMNJwUUHMxc
>>137303742
>implying women wouldn't force themselves on his bishie boibussy
He'll get involved with women whether he likes it or not.
>>137303759
>implying Hans wouldn't snap the neck if anyone who tried to come near his fucktoy
>>137303759
>implying they could
https://youtu.be/R4wY-FhBArw?t=6m6s
>>137303808
It's not like he can use his thought experiment powers to escape. A key part of it is that the cat only exists in both states while it has not been observed. He can only escape them if they can't see him, ergo if they latch onto him and don't let him go, he's fucked.
>>137303863
doesn't he pop into the witch woman's head later on, and as she tells him to fuck off, focusing on him, he just taunts her, then disappears?
>>137303880
Did he? I remember that whole sequence being kind of trippy, and wasn't she dying or something? I haven't watched the OVAs in years.
>>137303246
I'm not even a faggot but I wish that gif worked.
>>137303921
she was getting her shit slapped by seras, yes.
point is he appears, then disappears while she's speaking to him.
>>137303957
Shame. Would have been better if they kept his abilities in line with the parameters of the thought experiment.
>>137303985
his entire thing is that he's omnipresent, which is why mixing him up with alucard fucked him up so badly. he had no sense of self to focus on, since he was everywhere, living millions of lives simultaneously, yet he was nowhere, with no focal point.
Is Alucard the most broken character in anime?
>>137304031
Well his name isn't Madara Uchiha, so no.
>>137303927
Whatever you want to tell yourself captain homo
>>137299138
She has the most powerful being in the world on a leash
>>137301872
You sound like a bitch. Maybe I should get you a cannon.BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!
>>137302324CROSSEYED
>hellsing the dawn featuring early alucard and walter stalled forever
>no news
>no new chapters
why doesnt someone who know japanese email the author and ask what the fuck happened to it
