You are walking down the street and then you see this qt sitting on the bus stop, what do?
>>137116056
Keep walking
>>137116056
Nothing?
Who the hell approaches a random stranger?
>>137116056
tell her i love flat chests, love will blossom
>>137116056
Sit down next to her and pull up my phone to see when the next bus is coming.
Depends on how many people are around.
>>137116056
Sit quietly
>>137116056
Stare
Quickly clench her nose between my buttocks while she’s distracted.
>>137116056
[X] Genuflect.
>>137116056
Nothing because i dont want to bother her
Continue on. She's dressed whorishly enough that I'm guessing she'd be a betraying slut. They love the cock carousel at her age.
Fuck it all. I have things to do that are more important to me.
>>137116232
get out tumblr
>>137116056
I hate talking to random people in public.
>>137116056
Ask her if she has seen Hotaru.
>>137116056
I don't take the bus. I drive
>>137116232
Don't know what's going on in that pic but I just meant that it doesn't make sense.
What do you guys like about Saya? Sugar Tits is the main attraction in this series so what drew you to her?
Panic as I wonder how I got outside and try to figure out the way back home.
>>137116056
On the real world she would be a 3dpd and 3dpd are ugly so I would'nt make an other move than moving without giving her any attention
>>137116056
Look, she is cute girl. Assuming is 3D , I will probably silently admire her legs and her simple style and then move on.
Streets are not best for new friendships, and stranger approaching cute girl out of nowhere on street , will be strange.
>>137116056
Clone and gangrape.
>>137116448
>>137116913
Doing it wrong. You're supposed to imagine yourself as a 2D male.
>>137116369
She literally has mud ON HER EYE. I hate that this was done out of sheer laziness. Hotaru's gonna go blind or some shit.
>>137116430
Hipsters
>>137116232
>If you can't figure out how to meet women except by approaching strangers
>That's your problem, not ours
Isn't this how you meet literally anyone? By initially not knowing them but going up and talking to them?
>>137116995
Oh alright, If I am MC, assuming she is not long forgotten childhood friend, sister or whatever, I still got it
> I am gonna see her panties , she will scream , "Megaton Punch" , I got new girl in harem.
> She will see my act of kindness , and will immediately get interested, of course she is from my school.
>I will give hot-blooded speech about justice, friendship and whatever, and her panties will get soaked with mating juices.
>I will save her.....It's all.
>>137116056
>washboard
>fish eyes
>disgusing piercings
>no curves
0/10 Would puke at her direction
>>137116232
she kind of looks like diaz
>>137117221
Nah, you can go your whole life by being introduced to people by your friends or family
>>137116056
Go infront of her and start break dancing to cheer her up but hurt my arm in the process.
>>137117221
>implying
>>137117221
You met your friends by talking to random people in the street?
>>137116056
cum on her when she's not looking
>>137117221
Figure it out on your own, shitlord. It's not my job to educate you.
>>137117453
like not on the street but people I don't know in classes or work who I make a point of talking to who are initially strangers
>>137116056
I remind myself I'm an absolute loser and that I shouldn't even consider trying.
>>137117549
Then they're not strangers
>>137116056
Why are you being such faggots? Post more saya.
I'm not a fucking poor NEET without a car.
>>137116430
I came for Hotaru but stayed for Saya.
>>137117549
That's the point , all my acquaintances are there initially my colleges or students like me, you need place, there people will have time to talk to you. In our time people on streets at daytime at least:
>Go to work, uni, school , obviously busy.
>Waiting for someone else
>Already in group , talking with someone.
>>137116430
It suddenly turned out I like Saya more. Dunno why.
>>137117786
She looks like a crack whore.
>>137117736
If it were like, 6 months ago, busing would be a way better financial choice.
>>137116056
do a 360 and walk away
>>137117736
>tfw too afraid to use my hemi in the city because last time i did it sucked a smart in when i rev'd it up
>>137117449
Goddamn just fucking consolidate into a single stop.
My fucking commute to school takes fucking forever because shits like these don't walk to a corner or something
>>137116056
sit unforgettably close
give an awkward smile
look at my phone and chuckle even though theres nothing on the screen, maybe she she'll look my way
try and strike up an awkward conversation about how buses are always late
make something up about what it is your late for, you're supposed to be meeting firends perhapslol jk you don't have any friends
ask her if she needs to be anywhere in a hurry
you probably get a blank look but it looks like she might say something
bus arrives
when she gets off at her stop you wait a moment and then also get off
Follow her whilst keeping a distance and see her entering a cafe, she must work there
go in order a coffee and try to talk to her again. "Oh wow, haha, y-you were at that bus stop werent you? What a strange coincidence, haha" make up about how youre made up friends decided to meet here
"oh ok" Sweet! she spoke to me!
Go sit down with your coffee whilst you pretend to wait for your made up friends
Admire her from across the room but when you accidentally make eye contact shift your gaze ever so slightly and fix your eyes on the nearest object so it seems like you were looking at something else. You dont want to seem like a creep
Obviously no friends are coming so fake an incoming phonecall and start talking loudly to your made up friend who tells you that the place youre meeting up has changed.
when you end the fake call that cute girl walks back into the room, she's been out back to fetch more sugar, she musynt have heard you talking. repeat the fake phone call
Get up and repeat again that youre now meeting youre friends somewhere else but this cafe is really nice so maybe you'll pop in again sometime.
"I-i'm Anon by the way, w-whats your name?"
she points to a name badge on her apron
"n-n-n-nice to meet you, bye Saya!"
Next day you are walking down the street and you see that qt sitting at the same bus stop again, what do?
>>137116056
walk by, nervously stealing glances, knowing I could never actually talk to her.
>>137116056
>She sits bare ass on a public bench instead of folding her skirt
This is disgusting
>>137118077
You need help anon.
>>137118077
You sure are good at this, anon.
>>137116110
People that have game and can smooth talk shit.
You have game right?
>>137118266
>She sits bare ass on a public bench instead of folding her skirt
what ass?
>>137118266
And you sure can talk, at least Koito is half-decent with her manneirisms.
>>137116232
that's supposed to be a girl?
>>137118136
it hurts
>>137116056
Do girls in japan really sit on benches with their naked thighs and butts?
Where i live i sometimes don't even want to sit on a bench with my ass covered when i think about what kind of nasty person has been sitting there before
>>137118077
Personal experience?
>>137118266
She lives in a village, nobody cares about public AIDS in places like this.
>>137116056
> see
Check your binocular privilege, jackass.
>>137118381
I can only talk to people if it would get me something I want, and in those situations I'm really good at it, but I can't talk to people to form any sort of relationship with them.
I think I'm a sociopath and I don't even know it.
>>137117822
much better
>>137116056
>flat
>lots of piercings
>I'm 28
Sit down and wait for a bus while being slighty disgusted (would be more if she smell bad)
>>137117822
You look like a crack whore.
>>137116056
take off my leather jacket so she can sit on it so her bare rear and thighs dont get cold on that bench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF2P-hLAZZ4
>>137118567
Damn, could be fun sometimes though.
>>137118567
I feel the same. I generally find no urge to talk to people.
>>137117063
No it was done for your own protection.If she had it closed it would look like she was winking. Do you think you can handle that?
>>137118620
>I'm 28
So you can't like flat girls and don't pay attention to piercing?
>>137117822
I keked so hard at this gif my god
>>137118659
Her delinquent tier disgusting earrings, the fact that she's skinny, and the size of her pupils really make her look like a fucking meth addict
On this picture it looks like she just sucked a dick for some crystal meth. Also, she somehow looks like she doesn't really take care of her body. Her hair looks greasy
>>137118442
I thought it was a guy until I read this and looked again.
>>137118077
offer her eggs
>>137118781
You've never been with friends who urged you to randomly chat up a chick and get her number for shits?
>>137116056
Ask her if she wants to do anal.
If no, I'llrespect her wishes and rape her in the pussy.
>>137117876
What exactly do hemispherical combustion chambers have to do with everything else in your sentence? Please enlighten me I'm genuinely confused here.
>>137118956
Not him and not to blog but I was always the one who wanted to try and do that with friends. They always pussied out, and I gave up. Nowadays, I find the more I hear people talk, the more disdain and contempt I have for them, so I just don't bother.
>>137117063
Hotaru's blood sugar level is so high as to be toxic to other organisms. Her eye won't even get infected.
>>137116056
Treat her a coffee
>>137118956
Yes but I refused. Don't see the fun in getting the number of someone I don't know or care about.
>>137118077
This guy.
>>137119093
>Coffee
Tea is much better than that bitter shit.
>>137116232
I thought males weren't allowed to have opinions on women's rights.
>>137119273
She likes bitter stuff.
>>137118659
Does her skirt have pockets ?
If I pulled up to the bus stop in my 1996 Mazda Miata and asked her if she needed a ride, do you think she'd get in my car?
>>137119035
my hemi has a giant hood scoop and it literally sucks in lesser cars.
>>137119273
Tea is for british people and faggots, wich are the same.
>>137116110
Me, thats how i met some guys who are good friends till today, and an ex one day, she was sad and took that excuse to talk to her.
>>137119273
Tea is unamerican and worse than death
>>137119349
Sure, a gay hairdresser couldn't be very threatening
>>137119314
I have a lot of bitter regret after the failure of my life so far, so maybe we could share this.
>>137119402
Is this toothpaste
>>137119360
Coffee is for people who hate their jobs and life.
Tea is for people with taste and those who drink it usually live life comfortably.
>>137119360
Alright, it's time to high time to kill some caffeine addicted maniacs, who never tasted proper tea.
>>137119402
>hair on it
Get that shit out of my sight.
>>137116232
/v/, get the fuck out with your twitter "MUH GAMERGLOOBER" bullshit you fucking faggot.
>>137119486
tea is for uppity faggots who think water is beneath them
Wonder why the fuck I am walking and where's my BMW
>>137119486
Coffee is for people who hate their lives.
Tea is for faggots and old people
Water is the one true drink
>>137119661
>Implying there is no water in tea.
Coffee isn't even good, y'all just drink it because of the addiction.
>>137119741
Why not both?
>>137119695
Water is boring. Drink some booze.
>>137119724
There's water in soda, coffee, milk, juice, etc. Are you suggesting they are also water?
>>137119789
Booze is for when I want to forget about how shitty my life is.
>>137119789
>Drinking alcohol
Fuck off degenerate
>>137119789
Alcohol is disgusting.
Excellent, let's turn saya thread into Coffee , Tea , Water, Booze shouting match
>>137116056
>UH-UH-UH Y-YOU TOO
>>137119695
Hot chocolate>>>>>>>Tea>>Water>>>>trash>>>>>>>>>>>Coffee
>>137119911
>he fell for the cocoa jew
>>137119911
Carbonated water >>>>>>>>> everything else
>>137118077
decent enough, but very case specific. Also who the fuck has time to follow random women to their jobs. Also if she's going literally anywhere else, or has to take a very long route, you're going to look like a stalker, and she'll be scared off.
>>137119789
>drinking the alcoholic jew
>>137116056
Take her on a date in the big city then go to prison for statutory grape.
>not drinking tea with rum in it
Plebs, all of you.
>>137116056
Ignore and carry on chatting with my gf.
Ask her how much for a half hour
>>137120514
>gf
Get the FUCK out.
>>137120514
Time to wake up, anon.
>>137119333
Yes. Many skirts with pleats will have a pocket.
>>137118077
>>137117221
>Isn't this how you meet literally anyone? By initially not knowing them but going up and talking to them?
Yes. Femnazi's are just butthurt that no men approach them because they know feminists are horrible people
>>137116056
Piss on her.
>>137117822
She already does, she's covered in piercings.
>>137119402
There is a pube on it.
>>137116056
>do nothing and continue masturbating to 2d girls
>>137118077
christ
>>137116110
I have an autistic friend that approaches random strangers and starts conversation. He also screams swear words in front of children and drives on the wrong side of the road.
I don't like hanging out with him in public for those reasons.
>>137116110
I don't do that.
But sometimes I'm the random stranger that gets approached.
Some people just don't seem to deal with not talking to others very well.
Like scenarios where you and another person are both just standing there waiting for the bus. I'm fine just keeping to myself, but other people find it really awkward. So they try to break the awkwardness.
>>137118077
Please continue this.
>>137118077
Nice.
>>137116110
>not talking to everyone you meet
How else are you gonna get good at wording?
>>137116110
>>137123209
>additional thoughts
I guess that doesn't really qualify as 'random' stranger though.
>>137116232
Uh... isn't there an established difference between asking a stranger for her number and harassing them?
>>137119273
>He only likes boiled leaves because its sweet
Cute.
>>137123209
>So they try to break the awkwardness.
I tried a few time , it's embarassing.
Blog
I sat at the bus stop after my first day of highschool and a girl was next to me, I tried to break the ice while waiting for the bus asking "Y-you're from that high school too?"
She answered "ehh, I was next to you in class"
I didn't realize she was my classmate and we actually became friends after that.
>>137116232
Someone needs to hit that woman in the head with a brick.
>>137116110
It's amusing to see how chicks react to you when you try chat them up without knowing them at all.
>>137123930
You know that would just further their agenda right?
Isn't it a /pol/ mantra that you should pick reason over emotion?
>>137123209
Me and my friend were talking about classes while waiting for the bus when a guy from the same program in a different year started talking to us. We ended up talking about anime on the bus. He asked me what I thought about Lain before I got off. /blog
>>137119863
>>137120308
Literally autism
>>137118266
>COMING FROM A SLUT WHO DOES THIS POSE
>>137116056
Sit down close against her and place my hand on her knee.
>>137125547
It's sport.
Saya is confirmed the greatest smalltown chill comfortable waifu of all time
>>137125888
Candystore is there already.
>>137118077
Checked and enjoyed
>>137124220
But their reason is guided by emotion
>>137119789
>being an alcoholic
>>137116056
>walking down the street
You lost me.
>>137117063
Don't worry, she's used to having lots of sticky stuff on her eye.
>>137116430
I like her design more
>>137116232
what the fuck HAHAHAHA
>>137117926
It is a single stop you fucking dolt. They are waiting in line.
>>137120357
UNF
>>137116056
slut
>>137116232
>women die because of it
Hey, nice outfit
>AUUUUGH MY SKIIIN
>>137117063
Bro it's just wet dirt. Worse things have been done to people's eyes and they've been able to see just fine afterward.
>>137130289
You have to remember that rape is also worse than death.
Ask her what the fuck is wrong with her eyes.
Walk her home gently.
I'd take her to wonderland
>>137116056
Unzip pants and tell her to suck it.
This is a hentai now.
>>137118077
Jesus.
>>137118077
You know what unfortunately scenarios like this play in my mind but I never act on them. I think i'm just some kind if psychopath observer or some shit.
>>137125547
>not stretching your womb for better chances of impregnation
It's like you don't want to get pregnant and become some old man's woman.
>>137117869
You do realize you're still walking in the same direction and did a spin for nothing right?
>>137134307
>im new
>>137116056
Keep walking cause I got shit to do.
>>137117420
Underrated post
>>137119789
>>137119695
>>137119863
>>137120308
>>137125278
wow. /a/ and /v/ are becoming indistinguishable.
>>137119911
Hot chocolate>Water>Tea>Coffee>Everything else>Anything carbonated
>>137116056
Ask her if she likes memes
>>137116056
Press the button to open the bus doors and gesture her to enter.
I've decided that I'm the bus driver in this hypothetical. I was on the street because I was doing a routine check to make sure nothing was wrong with the bus's undercarriage.
>>137119486
>Coffee is for people who hate their jobs and life.
Wrong, coffee can be drank for enjoyment just like tea. If you abuse something for the purpose of staying alert, than, sure, that would apply.
>>137119661
>tea is for uppity faggots who think water is beneath them
Next to water, tea is the next most commonly drank beverage. Lots of faggots out there huh? Fucking kek.
>>137119798
>There's water in soda, coffee, milk, juice, etc. Are you suggesting they are also water?
Soda is 90% water, milk is 88%, and soda is 90%. If your drinking black coffee and straight tea its like 98% or higher and can count towards your daily amount of water intake. Milk, juice, and soda aren't nearly able to be considered "water".
>>137135336
I don't want to hear it you dirty tea apologist. Everything I need to know, I learned in 1773
>>137116056
Peek from the corner the eye.
>>137124220
Yeah and?
Pretending to have "morals" is inane nonsense.
>>137116056
She obviously does enjou kousai. Ask her prices
>>137116056
Nothing. That's probably why I have no friends.
>>137136871
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll make a friend before you die.
>>137118816
This is a solid point right here.
>>137116056
Spill my coffee on her
>>137136919
Y-y-you too
