I just found this thing in my kitchen. What to do /a/?
>>136858365
Insert your dick.
fry
>>136858365
punt it out the window
>>136858365
put it in the microwave
>>136858365
Throw it out.
Should I do it? I'm scared /a/
>>136858365
buy geimuOnii-chan
>>136859203
DO IT FAGGOT
>>136858365
Prepare a sandwich, and go back to the internet.
>>136858365
Don't blink
>>136859993
SHOOT
>>136858524
>>136859993
REMOVE
>>136859993
Don't make eye contact!
>>136860033
Dubs demand it
>>136860601
Good shot, moron.
Pistol whip the bitch.
posting in autism thread
******your ad here*****
>>136860601
>can't hit a target a foot away
I'd say you were a girl, but this is /a/, so you must have so much fat covering your face you couldn't see anything.
>>136860794
>gun goes wah
>>136860794
Throw the gun
>>136860831
genuine kek
>>136859203
Feed her geimu and let her play kora.
It's your only chance to survive now.
Pee on it
>>136861421
It's fast !
Squish the bug anon. Don't shoot it
I hate this place
>>136861421
RIP in pieces OP
Whip out dick.
>>136861421
>>136861713
ABORT
>>136861713
aw shit nigga
>>136861713
>>136861713
good thread OP
i cum at cat hiss at penis
>>136861713
>s-she's fast!
god damn, I fapped like 4 times today and now I'm hard again. What the fuck do I do?
>>136861713
CHECK FRIDGE
ITS GOIN FOR YOUR GEIMU
>>136858365
>>136861889
wtf nigga? wasting a shotgun shell on it?
Brush it into the duster quickly, open the front door and swing it away as hard as you can. Quickly, or it might scuttle up your arm.
>>136859203
No! That just breaks it into smaller ones.
>>136861713
Anon just put your hands up and don't turn aroundmaybe it'll have mercy and just take your geimu and leave
>>136858365
Nuke it from orbit.
>>136861713
Go hide anon
>>136860794
Look at this SMUG fucking bitch
guys, I'm scared, what happened to OP?
>>136862224
Yes
>>136862224
OP is kill
>>136862224
ded son
>>136860794
>>136860601
Pulp Fiction is a bad movie
>>136858365
Poke it with your dick
>>136862224
He died of bad taste
>>136860601
nice shootin tex
I want to sex hammers
Come on, OP you cant be done yet
>>136863419
if that were possible, /a/ wouldn't exist
other anime sites wouldn't exist
anime wouldn't exist
NOTHING WOULD EVER EXIST
>>136863974
he's dead
rip
>>136858365
Assert your masculinity.
>>136864004
It happened to Moot
>>136861713
https://youtu.be/UaSsuZC6vEg
You were warned, Melonpan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXVLlXjmxeg
this is fucking intense
>>136861713
check the bathroom! quickly!
OP is ded
>SCP 0923
>Umaru
>>136861713
HAYAI!
The light went out and I couldn't find that thing anywhere
>>136865791
Open fridge door should be a dead giveaway brah
>>136865791
This makes perfect sence, you are blind that's why you can't do shit.
>>136865791
oh god, it's there!
>>136860062
SHAAAAAAAA
>>136861331
>>136861331
>let her play kora
But Bayonneta is way better
>>136865791
Cool kitchen lights.
>>136865999
Cool nines.
Sorry guys somehow my internet wont work anymore. I'm updating this with my phone now
>>136866488
Use the pan!
Do it now!
>>136860601
>>136860601
GG FAGGOT
>>136866488
It was nice knowing you OP
>>136860794
OHGOD
OHGOD
OHGOD
>>136866488
It's fucking there m8!
>>136861713
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>136867030
F-Fast!
>>136867030
HAYAI
>>136867030
>>136867030
OH FUCK GET IT QUICK
>>136861713
>>136867030
OP abandoned thread.
Its disappear
>>136867503
panic.jpg
>>136867503
I want to see some blood, stop being a faggot and kill that thing
>>136867503
FUCKING WHERE
>>136867503
Who is taking these photos if we can see your hand right there?
I heard noise coming from the stairway
>>136867634
He's using his other hand, moran.
>TF2
Kill yourself /v/ermin.
DON'T GO YOU FOOL
>>136867681
Just leave the house OP you're fucked.
>>136867681
Just get out of there. Run! This can't end well.
>>136867634
>humans only have one hand
>>136867681\GEIMUUUU!!!!/
>>136867681
It's just a gay cow, relax.
>>136867681
it's a
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Don't go!
Where is it!?!?
>>136868031
THE STAIRS WERE A DIVERSION, IT'S RIGHT THERE!!
>>136868031
ON THE RIGHT.
WATCH OUT!!
>>136868031
RUN NIGGA
>>136868031
Get out of there, son! Go!
>>136868031
I can't find it, maybe you should go upstairs.
>>136868031
IT'S UP THE STAIRS AVOID AT ALL COSTS
GO AND HIDE IN THE DINING ROOM INSTEAD
>>136868031
It's not worth it anon, run!
>>136868175
>>136868202
Nows not the time for fear... That comes later.
>>136868031
Go back into the kitchen and hide in the fridge!
>>136860601
>HARRY YOU'RE ALIVE!
>>136868341
Nailed the bitch!
>>136868341
The fuck? Do you have superhuman reach or something?
>>136868341
D-did he get it?
>>136868341
Quit playing around hurry up and kill him hamster! It's just cruel at this point.
There's only one way to be sure.
I like this thread.
>>136868341
HOLD THE FRYING PAN NIGGA
DON'T MOVE NIGGA
>>136868341
Yay, you got it!
Or did you?
DUN-DUN-DUN
>>136868341
Finally
>>136868341
that's a big pan
>>136868341
This looks photoshopped
>>136868390
Sasuga /v/
Now you've made it angry.
>>136868341
Is it over?
>>136868440
4umaruuuu
>>136868341
Didn't hear a squish sound, you sure you got it?
>>136868476
It's never over.
Is it dead?
>>136868607
FINISH HER
>>136868607
Pretty sure it's jsut sleeping. I wouldn't have let go of that pan if I were you.
>>136868607
NIGGA SHE ALIVE N PLOTTIN'
QUICK PICK UP THE FUCKING FRYING PAN NIGGA. BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
>>136868607
Hit it again to make sure
>>136868607
Be careful op. Don't get to close.
>>136868607
Put potato and see if it eats
>>136868607
Now put it in the trash and call it a night.
>>136868607
Don't approach it!
It'll counterattack!
>>136868607
Put a bowl over it and a brick on top.
>>136868697
Pfft, not attacking is for pussies.
>>136868607
OP, you squash that thing good, you hear me?
>>136868754
YOU HAD ONE JOB OP NOW YOU'RE DEAD AS A DOORNAIL GOD FUCK
>>136868607
RAPE!!!!
>>136868754
IT'S A TRAP!
GRAB THE PAN AGAIN
>>136868754
RUN NIGGA RUN
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU DOIN RUN NIGGA
>>136868754
I knew it! it's just waiting for a chance!
>>136868754
His smile and optimism: gone.
>>136868754
You fucked up.
>>136868754
HAYAI
>>136868754
OP is kill
>>136868754
NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP
>>136861713
10/10, laughed my ass of and was disappointed immediately.
>>136868754
RUN OP AND DON"T LOOK BACK
>>136868754
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>136868754
W-where did the pan go?
>>136868754
>it's still alive
>>136868754
>>136868754
There's only one option left for you now, OP.Summon blue Chiyo
>>136868867
S-s-shoot at it!
>>136868861
Screw OP I just hope Pan-kun makes it.
Burn the house OP
>Even in this shitty anime MC is dense as fuck
>>136868883
NOT THE BLUE CHIYO!
>lost gun and pan
>>136868754
RUN NIGGA.
RUUUUUUUUUUUN.
>>136868754
For the love of God, run for the hills!
>>136868883
Stop saying stupid things
Do you even realise what you what said means?
Where is it. I have new toy dont fuck with me
>>136869064
OH SHIT OP'S PACKING HEAT
>>136869064
Where was this in the beginning?
>>136869064
No you fool
Remember the basics of CQC
>>136869064
You better kill this rat now
>>136869064
Quickscope it, OP
>>136869064
fuck the rifle. take the scope and put it on the pan.
>>136869064
Better not lose this one
>>136869064
MY NIGGA OP BUST OUT THE CHOPPA
GRATATATATA
>>136869064
360noscope-sama!
>>136869064
>using a sniper for close range combat
Damn nigga is you dumb?
>>136869064
b-behind you OP!!!
>>136869064
Try rocket launcher, machine gun or flamethrower.
Sniper won't work
you'll take your time targeting it and it'll sneak behind you
It's HAYAI
>>136869064
FaZe OP
>>136869110
>>136869064
OP that thing is too small and too fast.
You're gonna need something with a big spread. Get a fucking shotgun.
>>136869064
AW SHIT SON.
NOW YOU GONNA FUCK SHIT UP.
>>136869203
The little shit's upstairs! Get her OP!
>>136869203
OH FUCK. How did it get up there. ICE IT!
>>136869203
KILL IT
>>136869203
LOOK UP NIGGA
NIGGA ABOVE YOU LOOK UP NIGGA
>>136869203
IT'S THERE
>>136869203
ITS'A COMING RIGHT FOR US!
>>136869203
>>136869203
DONT MISS THIS TIME FAGGOT
>>136869203
NOWS YOUR CHANCE!
>>136869203
Oh shit, it's angry
>>136869203
NO DON'T KILL HER SHE JUST NEEDS LOVE!
OMG
ONOES
>>136869203
ITS PISSED OP DON'T AGGRO
>>136869203
HOLD YOUR FIRE, DON'T SHOOT JUST YET, WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.
>>136869203
WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES
>>136869203
ITS NOW OR NEVER!
JUST GIVE HER A GEIMU OR A JUMPU, YOU DON'T NEED TO RESORT TO VIOLENCE!
>>136869386
Just a bit more to the left and you got her, OP! Don't fuck this up!
>>136869367
OP AINT GONNA LIVE FOREVER!
>>136869386
>>136869386
AIM HIGHER YOU FOOL
>>136869386
KEK
>>136869386
NOW, SHOOT BEFORE ITS TO LATE.
>>136869386
ALMOST
>>136869386
SHOOT HAAAA
SHOOOOOT HAAAAAA
>>136869415
\O/
>>136869386
Don't hurt yourself. We still remember how you failed to shoot a stationary target less than 1 metre away.
>>136869386
>Using a 6x mag scope to aim up the stairs.
>>136869386
guys what if op misses the shot?
the scawwy hammer will get him!
>>136869386
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
JUST DO IT
>>136869386
Watch out for the wind
>>136869386
Should have bought an AWP instead op, your gonna be fucked with that scout if you don't hit her in the head.
>>136869386
SHE DODGE THE LEGENDARY FRYINGPAN, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN HIT HER WITH G3SG1, DON'T YOU DO IT.
>>136869386
Don't take any chances. Perforate the fool!
>>136869386
Expect the unexpected, OP. That hamster's a tricky one and will certainly try to pull something.
>>136869482
But that`s an auto
>>136869386
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU AIMIN' AT NIGGA?
NIGGA HIGHER AIM HIGHER NIGGA
>>136869530
A BIT MORE...
JUST A BIT MORE...
>>136869530
NYOOOM
>>136869484
This guy gets it OP was dead as soon as he entered the kitchen and caught its gaze.
>>136869530
YOU CAN DO IT
>>136869530
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>136869530
You are a slow motherfucker
>>136869530
NIGGA ZOOM OUT ZOOM OUT NIGGA
ABUNAI!!! ABUNAI!!!
>>136869530
I don't understand scoping? It just makes you see less stuff
>>136869530
The suspense is killing me
>>136869530
おそい！
>>136869530
>OP's aim
>>136869530
Don't, shhh, steady, you'll scare her off.
>>136869530
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING BOY!
>>136861456
>>136869530
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>136869530
You can do it OP
.
>>136869530
Remember the coriolis effect at such a vast distance!
>>136869709
Also gotta take into account the Kentucky windage
>>136869652
Koito a shit
>>136869758
FIRE!
