Sage.
>>136290519
Bump
*puts on steel toed boot*
and BOOM!! home run!!
>>136290559
Nice
dumb australians
>>136290505
Umaru-chan, first you get off my head suck my dicku
Once you make your onii-chan feel good we can talk about games.
>>136290505
She is literally the worst sibling to have
What a selfish cunt
>>136290754
l-lewd
>>136290505
>2016
>Still buying your games
>Still supporting censorship by the game industry
>>136290810
What else are imoutos good for? There will be head petting, hand holding and tender loving for the purpose of making baby hamsters.
>>136290857
How about bath helping?
>>136290857
punching and blaming
>>136290559
sleep tight hammers
Learn to pirate like I showed you you little shit!
>>136290724
Don't bully Umaru!
>>136290505
If I ever get married (highly unlikely) and have a daughter, I would dress her up in a hamster hoodie. It is the cutest thing ever.
>>136291316
>>136291334
Careful with that edge. I feel sorry for the people who live with you.
>>136291371
>yfw this is your sister but with Facebook
>>136291415
teach her the ways of le chinz
>>136291371
How does a girl pee in bottles?
>>136291524
a funnel
>>136291534
>>136291524
>pissing in bottles
>3DPD female
>imagine the smell
>hormonal changes, her piss smells like hell
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>136291334
Umaru stronger than Boros confirmed.
>>136292093
>>136292117
>>136292139
>>136292156
add something to the thread or stop spamming
who has news about the Ebina's spin-off?
>>136290505
I'm kicking you out of the house , Umaru
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Umaru thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" hamster girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a moeshit anime. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Umarufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "SLEEP TIGHT HAMMERS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
fuck umaru cancer
sage and report
>>136293413
How can you be this mad?
this must be a copypasta
>2016
>still denying to buy geimu
Why are you so mean onii-chan?
>you truly like the show but people on /a/ use it for shitposting
>>136290505
Umaru, I have a joystick with which you can play great immersive games that I will fully enjoy!
>>136290724
What the fuck Penn? I trusted you. You said you can remember the correct order and you are sure there won't be any staple in that pistol.
>>136290505
Go back to where you belong baka hamster
What the hell is that anime even about?
>>136290505
Fuck no you little hamster shit stain. You want a fucking game so bad, go and earn the fucking money needed for a fucking game. Sell yourself or some shit. I'm pretty sure people are into little kids. Jesus fucking christ. You keep this fucking behavior up and I'll send you back home to dad so he can have his way with you.
>>136296701
You better be serious Gendou
>>136290505
What is this series, why does that thing keep getting posted on this website and why is there some really weird fanart regarding that character?
>>136296896
Go ahead, use it!
Or are you Shinji?
Why are Umaru threads still allowed on /a/? They belong to /c/, fucking mods.
>>136296911
its just an uneventful comfy dogakobo SoL show but a shitposting cartel committed themselves to ruining everyones opinion and everyones image of the series and at least on here they succeeded in their mission
>>136290827
>Caring about censorship that doesn't actually affect the game
>Especially since the industry has bought altered games since the NES days
/v/ pls go
>>136297028
a Super sayan, a geimu pro, an ufo discovery champion, a gifted girl and other things
Which geimu?
Why does she repeat Geimu?
Why not just download the ゲーム?
Just relized that geimu = game.
My mind = blown
>>136297917
Holy shit! that's really cool!
>>136297917
>>136290827
But she's talking about buying Japanese games...
Tell me about Umaru, why does she wear the hood?
Will Umaruposters ever stop shitposting?
represent
Umaru is a very cute female girl
>>136291358
kill you
>>136300738
a cute female girl and a cute female nugget
simply
the best girl
>>136297261
>It's ok when Nintondo does it
>>136290768
>Adorable
>Friendly
>Cares for you/wants you to have Fun
>Takes care of you when you're sick
>Brings cute nice girls to your place
>Deep down appreciates your effort and slowly but surely becomes a better person.
Go fuck yourself. Umaru is a pretty nice imouto to have compared with so many shitty girls with horrible personalities that treat their Onii-chan badly or outright hate them. You guys are so picky.
>>136296831
A hamster
season2 when
>>136303411
![[Tormaid]_Full_Metal_Panic_FUMOFFU_09_(Blu-Ray_960x720_Dual_Audio_FLAC).mkv_snapshot_06.29_[2015.12.14_14.55.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xbCI2P0.jpg "[Tormaid]_Full_Metal_Panic_FUMOFFU_09_(Blu-Ray_960x720_Dual_Audio_FLAC).mkv_snapshot_06.29_[2015.12.14_14.55.00].jpg")
>>136290810
>>136290505
Sure, let's play Rapelay!
Has Umaru played her own Geimu yet? Seems pretty shit
https://youtu.be/IWhRn0_5Q04
