Would you fuck a Snek?
Yes, but I would let at least 90 anons go first.
What would happen if Snek and Shinji were dating?
Yes but I wouldn't be proud of myself
>>136179208
Yeah but I would let you all fuck her before I do.
>>136179208
Only if she's already filled with the cum of other men in her mouth, pussy, and asshole.
Yes, unconditionally.
I'd eat her fries.
How could you not? Especially if she greeted you like this.
>>136179347
>>136179251
>>136179405
Why Nadeko attracts so many cucks?
yes
>>136179488
Because she's a slut with no shame
Nadeko is the most fuckable Monogatari girl.
SNEK
>>136179208
Reserving first in line
>>136179481
i thought she was very unattractive that episode. Like dang we get it you want Araragi's d. Settle down or something,
I want to gangbang Snake with a group of /a/nons.
>>136179481
This outfit looks so comfy i want to have one.
post nadeko with white hair por favor
>>136179902
u gay, bro?
Yes but only if she's pure and we get married first and only do it to procreate.
>>136179902
gay
>>136179998
nah just wary
Next book is called Nademonogatari and will feature snek as a PoV character again.
>>136179991
Okay
>>136180097
That would be really good. Her and Kaiki's arc were the best in the series.
what are all of the gataris to be seen so far? ive watched bake, nise, SS, hana, tsuki and owari. Anything else?
>>136179795
I would fight you for it
>>136179208
Only if it's Solid
>>136180144
ooooohhh
>>136180174
You could watch Neko, but I wouldn't recommend it.
>>136180097
dont toy with me like this
>>136180173
cough anything involving shinobu or hachikuji cough
>>136180090
Nah, you are just wary gay
Nadeko-sensei is a very beautiful and respectable woman.
>>136180174
TSF monogatari.
>>136180248
what would you recommend anon
>>136180290
Not really. Shinobu's/Hachijuki arc was boring as fuck until the last episode. The time travel thing is a little bit better but even then, it wasn't nearly as good as Kaki or Nadeko arc, at least in my opinion.
>>136180358
You already watched everything, anon. Now the only thing to do is to either watch Neko, wait for the next gatari series, or try something else.
>>136180341
damnit i definitely just looked up hentai on college comp didnt i
>>136180382
nah you're right Kaiki/Nadeko was a great arc. My least favorites were probably Nadeko's in Bake and Kaiki's in Nise (when he makes his later appearances) though.
>>136180650
Yeah, even though I hate Hanekawa's arcs I've to admit that Nadeko in bake was by far the worst in the series. However, I don't see much of a problem with Kaiki in Nise.
Also, I meant that both Nadeko and Kaiki arcs were very good, not that only their arc together was.
>>136180795
Nadeko's first arc was pretty shit. I didn't care about her at all back then. Otori and Koi was what made me fall absolutely head over heels in love with her
>>136179208
Can someone erase her chin and blend it with her neck?
>>136179208
I would after teasing her a bit.
Best douji:
http://exhentai.org/g/334069/802ca62826/
>>136180493
that's not what i wanted to hear noooo
>>136181430
Try other anime, anon. I know that's difficult to let go once you get attached to a specific thing, but there's many other great series out there that you can try out.
>>136181537
but they wont have ladies in suggestive poses, those weird angle shots, metaphorical imagery and eerie background music
>>136181717
Actualy, those things aren't that uncommon in anime, especially the first one.
I'd like to offer my semen to Goddess Sengoku Nadeko.
>>136181390
Not even close.
http://exhentai.org/g/555522/cad01bd034/
>>136179208
Not that one.
>>136181784
yea ive only watched a few popular ones. this was my first weird series i guess.
>>136181837
Try Kanatagatari. It's from the same guy who wrote Monogatari and is also much better in my opinion.
>>136181901
Katanagatari*
>>136179481
Shaft really knows the right strings to pull.
>>136181941
ill give it a go. thanks anon
>>136181949
Do you think so?
>>136181811
Not a fan of gangrape featuring faceless men due to how common it is in doujins.
I think she's attractive but not as attractive as Crab, Cat, Bat, Monkey, Bee and Bird.
>>136182140
>he didn't give it to her
>>136182229
I meant gangbang
>>136181837
In that case you should watch Eva after lurking a bit more.
>>136182253
you forgot snail
>>136182290
i mean i watched eva when I was like 12 on adult swim ~10 years ago. it was cool.
Anyone got the pasta of the gangbang thing?
>>136182253
In terms of appearance:
Hanekawa>Hitagi(in Bake and Nise)>Nadeko>Karen(in Nise)>Tsuki>Kanbaru>Ononoki>Mayoi>Shinobu
Even then, If I could pick one of them to fuck, it wouldn't be Hanekawa because she's fucking boring.
>>136182390
Why would you want that?
>>136182552
You know why.
>>136182552
Not him, but I need as inspiration to make a proper tribute to Nadeko.
>>136182363
Watch it again, you'll like it more.
>>136179208
Yes. While she's busy working on her manga I would take care if her her and make sure she doesn't have to worry about anything else. I would cook for her and feed her to make sure she doesn't forget to eat. I'd clean up around the house, always making sure to deal with the crumbled up manuscripts around her desk before they get in the way. I'd keep track of how much she's gotten done and talk to her editor for her so that she isn't distracted by anything and can focus on the story. As she gets covered in a mess of ink and sweat I'd drag her away from the work to wash up, also doing it when she has no choice but to talk to her editor instead of letting me take care of it. Then when she finishes and collapses from exhaustion after the non-stop work I'd have my way with her petite little body.
When she wakes up I'd be there to celebrate her manga being published with a gift of a new hat for her collection.
>>136181430
Koyomimonogatari is airing right now in this season, but they are just 13 minutes shorts.
You could watch Neko if you want more girls in suggestive poses.
>>136182277
Why was Karen wearing a rubber shirt?
What makes the Snek so much more erotic than any of the other girls?
I have better snek
>>136182982
listen to this man
Eva is like a fine wine. Not only will you enjoy it more than your first taste as a kid, the years gone by will only have made it taste better.
>>136184554
Have you never heard that the things that are bad for you taste the better?
>>136184644
My mommy told me not to look for naughty girls.
>>136184554
The element of danger
>>136184839
The fact that she looks innocent, but is in fact perverted and malicious.
>>136184897
meant to >>136184554
Yes.
>>136184564
Absolutely.
Please, tell me someone else is getting this too so I don't feel bad about getting my first figure.
>>136185718
Anon everyone is getting this, you chose a great first. Similarly, my first was her Nendo.
>>136185718
Make a video of you cumming on it and post here.
>>136185718
Enjoy your doll, queer.
>>136186078
I was once you. Trust me, in the future you will be where I am now.
>>136185778
I'm gonna do it anon, I'm gonna do it.
>>136179902
gay
>>136185718
Of fucking course I'm getting thisKiss-Shot should be joining the collection next week
>>136186441
Where's the second best girl aka Hitagi Senjougahara?
Snakes are awful.
>>136186519
trashcan
>>136186542
Trump is a Snakefag my friend
>>136184564
>>136185060
Mah niggas
>>136186519
I really, really don't like tsundere type characters and Hitagi is no exception by any stretch of the imagination.
If I'll ever get her it will be absolute last and only for the express reason of finishing my collection, and I will have to spend a great deal of my time into deciding on which of her figures I despise the least
>>136185718
You better make a hotglue video.
>>136186441
The Kisshot one that's coming out looks fucking fantastic as well. That Ougi one is good too.
None of the Senjougahara figures really impressed me.
>>136185718
I've to say that this figurine looks pretty cool, anon.
>>136186835
Yeah. Right now if I'm getting one I'm mostly considering this since I dislike her deredere personality less than her normal personality. Only problem I have with it is really that it's just not very iconic Senjougahara, while I feel all my other characters quite capture their personalities just right.
It's quite a predicament. Do I get a figurine that looks good but doesn't fit in, or do I get a figurine that fits in but I personally dislike?
>>136187092
>>136187092
>>136186835
>None of the Senjougahara figures really impressed me.
I have this Crab.
It looks pretty good.
>>136179649
^hero
Any moonspeakers want to explain why Senjougahara is cowering in the corner at the end of the latest Bloody Okojo doujin?
http://exhentai.org/g/894610/af490f0e45/
Is snake back? Please tell me it's true, since I dropped this after the snake art, and just speed watched the rest.
>>136179208
>>136187092
While it wouldn't fit in with the set I would personally be more satisfied with having one that I like, and that one does actually look good. You could have a set with characters from different parts of the story rather than just (mostly) Bake. I don't even have a figure yet though so I don't know what I'm talking about.
>>136187201
Yeah what, I haven't looked at them in a while so I guess a few of them left a bad taste but that one and the other one posted look really good.
She's REALLY hungry... ;)
>>136187323
So when's he gonna quit being gay and do a mayoi doujin?
>>136187201
I dunno man, I'm not really fond of the whole bunch of cluttered items (which luckily rules out that ridiculously expensive popular figure). IMO she also looks a bit too stiff.
I also liked this one a bit
>>136187450
it's just a shame that the arms are changable because the seam just becomes so sooooo very noticeable with even the slightest of lighting
Girl isn't even 14 and we have grown adults talking about fucking her. Absolutely sickening. Would you be comfortable showing your parents, sibling hell your significant other this shit? Look at what you typed and ask yourself if you are proud at the filthy shit you just typed.
Fuck this thread and fuck everyone who thinks it is okay to have sex with a fictional underaged girl. To think some of you pedo faggots will actually have kids in the future is terrifying thought.
>>136187518
2/10
>>136187518
See
>>136179323
Senpai
>>136186441
I just got my doll
>>136187404
>You could have a set with characters from different parts of the story rather than just (mostly) Bake
Heh, that was never my aim really. My aim was always just to get the figure I think captured their personality best, while all looking pretty similar to each other. Obviously Yotsugi is an exception, she just doesn't have a lot of good figurines at all yet and I just thought this one was pretty cute.
Excuse the dust, I'm a bit lazy since I'm moving them to a bigger shelf soon.
>>136179208
Inside and out.
>>136187518
>Character is drawn with the purpose of being attractive.
>Character is 14, which is the age of consent in many countries
>It's a fucking drawing, not a real person.
I don't even know why i'm replying to this shitty bait. I guess that the fact that there's people who really try to protect the integrity of a being made of ink really disturbs me.
>>136187687
I've never been a massive monkey fan, but man they did a really good job of capturing her butt with this one
I wish my cam was less shite though
>>136187518
If god forbid I ever have children, you can be damn sure it'll only be to spite people like you.
And because I like the idea of seeing a young cute legal in my country teenage girl getting knocked up and going through pregnancy
>>136188003
Do you think Nadeko would have the child?
>>136188003
Good taste.
>>136188003
Good taste, i wouldn't take responsibility though.
>>136187687
Oh whoops, my bad. No disrespect. They all really do look great anon
>>136188003
Creepy old guy wants to knock up a 14 year old. I am so done with this sick thread.
>>136179208
No.
I'd make love to her.
>>136185718
is there somewhere where I can still order this?
>>136189054
Yes.
>>136187419
Reminder to report posts like this.
Emoticons are cancer and against the rules.
>>136188346
24, I'm not old.
I may be creepy but I'm hot.
>>136189371
Nice job.
>>136189335
report and ignore then. It was a shitpost designed to piss of idiots and until you arrived it wasn't doing it very well
>>136180173
My nigger
>>136185718
Fucking everyone has preordered this anon you're not alone and neither is any other anon
Wait until June and there will be all newfags in the buyfag thread
So I plan on getting into this series after holding off on it for almost a year. Where should I start? Novel then anime or anime then novel? Should I try to watch/read In chronological order or order they were released? Thanks.
>>136193687
when they were released.
watch Umimonogatari first.
>>136193687
Why don't you google it faggot? Chronological order is retarded and if you want to read the novels first you're going to be waiting 30+ years for a translation.
If I so much as say the word "snek", my friend gets triggered.
He's currently screaming "Vigilo Confido".
