![taiga-facepalm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NW5yZHY.jpg "taiga-facepalm[1].jpg")
>Let's cum together!
![[HorribleSubs] Ashita no Joe 2 - 12 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_23.12_[2015.07.22_19.55.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bG9YKCr.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Ashita no Joe 2 - 12 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_23.12_[2015.07.22_19.55.30].jpg")
>you'll never come together with anyone ever
I was actually just thinking recently how it seems hentai hardly ever shows girls cumming on their own. Not on their own as in masturbating, as in just having sex and the girl cums from it. They always have to make the guy cum too, like otaku are too selfish to want a girl to cum without themselves doing it too.
>>136154266
I read lots of hentai doijins where girl cumming 3 or more time, before guy cum too.
Why are they always so surprised that the vagina is wet?
>guy cums
>doesnt immediately go in again
I literally can't believe there are people who don't cum at the same time as the MC in eroge.
>>136154364
kek
>guy cums so hard it launches the girl off his dick
![130842303938[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W31oEYh.jpg "130842303938[1].jpg")
>virgin loser nerd has an 8 inches dick and is an absolute champ at licking pussy
>Girl meets guy on same day they fug
>"I hope you take responsibility"
>>136154214
Whats wrong with it?
>>136154214
my girl only cums when i do, sex is all in the mind for women and they get off on the feeling of being pumped full
>I want Saitama to fuck me so baldy!
>>136154859
This
My left wont let me finish without her.
>>136154266
I think you need to read more hentai
>>136154214
>hasn't made the effort to cum together with his gf
>>136154622
>smoking hot milf living alone next door
>Every time he thrusts, my insides get even tighter!
![1365496662455[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/73Oo16X.png "1365496662455[1].png")
>>136155301
>I want to get impregnated by your dick!
>>136155413
She wants to get pregnant by his dick and no one elses.
>>136155301
Her vagina is contracting because of the sensations shes feeling.
It's not rocket science. Do you guys even have a 2D girlfriend?
fucking losers
>his penis penetrates her womb
This thread goes into the trash
>your dick is kissing my womb
>>136155961
HAHAAH WHAT THE FUCK
>>136154254
You can cum together with me /a/non.
>>136155985
Hi, newfriend
>>136154214
>my fully hard cock has gotten harder for the third time this encounter
>>136156031
That image should have a transparent background instead of a blue one cause it doesn't work on the Tomorrow theme
>tfw at least one person around the world is cumming every second
>you cum together with many people all the time
>>136156072
>Using the Tomorrow theme
Way to ruin years of board culture just so you can have a dark background you sick fuck.
>>136154338
Yeah, cumming before he sticks it in, cumming when or shortly after he sticks it in, then cumming when he cums is a pretty common pattern.
>>136156094
Not gonna lie, I posted the image and I use the Tomorrow theme
>>136156031
>newfriend
>>136156236
I use the Tomorrow theme as well, that isn't the point.
>doujin has pretty good art, cute girl
>suddenly she start going ahegao on every page
>everything is ruined
The dumbest fucking shit.
Who the fuck invented ahegaos should be shot.
>>136156260
They have a place, most of the artists just don't have any restraint.
>>136156260
Ahegaos are perfect when mild.
>>136156094
but my eyes hurt anon
>>136156031
>Newfriend
Faggot
>>136156072
Hastily fixed for you.
>>136154214
This is pretty hot in BL though. Especially with leglocking.
>>136156278
i refuse to believe this isn't a yakitate!! japan skit,
>oh, youre still so lively after we fucked that hard, let's go for a 2nd round without even a 5 minutes break
>>136156338
That's a pretty terrible colour-key, you should be ashamed that you're so bad at using it senpai
>>136156357
It's not. I forgot the name, but it was a yuri oneshot, about a zombie girl who eats panties to survive.
>>136156386
>Hastily
>>136156338
t-thanks i guess
>MC sticks his 9 inches dick inside a 5 foot tall girl without ever warming her up
>she takes it no problem
>>136155413
I've seen bottoms in gayshit say they're going to get pregnant in doujins before.
>>136156489
That's because she's already wet by being in the general vicinity of a dick.
>>136156489
>hentai is meant to be realistic
>>136156072
Tomorrow is shit. Solarised for life.
I do agree about transparent BGs for the most part. Some picks are more in need than others.
>>136156531
This could be said about the whole thread. It's a borderline caricature of sex, just let your dick do the thinking
>>136156489
Little girls are sluts, they are drenched 24/7
>>136156576
My dick's an autist
>>136154214
>guy cums literally buckets
>from balls that are at most 1 dl on the outside
>>136156076
IKKUUUUU~
>>136156489
Little girls have a defense mechanism where they're wet and ready at all times just in case they get raped. This prevents any damage being done to their private parts.
>>136156619
protip: semen isn't stored or produced in the testicles.
>>136154214
>I will send to your husband these pics in which I'm clearly molesting you
>so have sex with me instead
>Guy comes buckets
>Doesn't stop pumping
>[coming eternally intensifies]
>Never find doujin again
>tfw
>>136156765
Why is Japanese Tarzan molesting a 10 years old girl?
>>136156772
Now that's a manga I haven't seen in a very, very long time.
>>136156765
why is hentai only laughable when you're not fapping?
>>136156765
>search big dick/huge dick on exhentai
>only 15/16 are futa
>and the one that isn't fucking sucks
i guess searching stomach bulge helps a bit but a lot of futa there too
>>136157105
It's wani.
>>136157055
>Implying
I couldn't fap properly to RanxSem because I was laughing too much most of the time Anna was on screen
>>136155961
>>136154254
Speak for yourself, nerd.
>>136157244
>taste the legendary penis that killed a water buffalo in his homeland
This is the best one.
>>136156681
You called?
>>136157055
>
http://exhentai.org/s/1c5331b0fd/818112-15
>>136157324
I like SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK for its simpleness. Straight to the point.
In all honesty, in my opinion sex has become pretty damn boring in the world. Henati and doujins don't do much for me, having sex in real life is fucking lame as shit, even though I tried to be kinky with my partner. It just fell to shit cause I was not as interested as I thought I would.
Then there's the Internet Culture's bastarization of sex, especially here I notice that its edgy and cool to put sex in almost every facade of a reply . It gets so predictable and boring.
Not saying this to anybody, but sex in general is pretty fucking garbage if you look at it from the inside out.
>>136157563
You should get into NTR/cuckold
>>136157594
get a load of this cuck
>>136157563
is this some new pasta?
>>136157594
Nice meme dude.
>>136157654
A pasta? That's assuming people like my reply enough to keep reposting it. I'm not special, just saying how I felt about this whole thing.
>>136157563
>this guy hasn't actually had a full on sex week with someone he loves
man you're missing out.
Do you get disappointed when the epilogue after they screw is only 1-3 panels? I read for the story so I want to know how their lives change afterwards.
The hentai part only needs to be about 8 pages tops to show off the girl in a few positions. Then again, it's probably thanks to how drawn out the sex is that the dialog suffers so much it becomes hilarious.
>>136157690
I think people might like it but not in the way you'd want them to
>>136154254
>you'll never live in a yellow submarine
>>136157720
>>136157692
>man you're missing out.
The problem with me is, when it comes to woman. I don't love them nor do can I understand the whole "Love and soulmate" business. Personally (in my opinion) love is nothing more than meeting someone you actually like and similar to you, with a cute figure so you can connect and then fuck.
I'm not some guy who puts 100% of himself into loving a chick, the sex and body is all men want after all whether you choose to believe that or not. I find sex boring now cause I get it over a regular bases, so when I come here and see how overhyped it is, I feel the need to explain why it really isn't all that great. Doujins and hentai were great for me when I first started out, now
>6 years later
Its boring as fuck for me, not saying is garbage or trying to disrespect anyone. Just saying my opinion....damn this is a blog.
>Virgin cums multiple times
>Is still hard
>>136157357
Oh jesus christ no
>>136157563
>sex in real life
>my partner
You are fucking normalshit
>>136157789
you might actually be gay, son
>>136157789
Kill yourself normalfag
Dont bring your blogshittery here dudes
>>136157720
>i read porn for the story
>>136157789
>cheeky sociopath gifts /a/ with his hard earned knowledge
If you were mentally capable of doing this altruistically it would be cute.
>>136157563
>1st world problems
On the opposite side, aids have such spread in shitholes because there is nothing left to do.
Jet a job, hippie.
>>136157789
Sounds like you just suck at sex and are an emotionally devoid autist.
Nice blog, retard.
>>136157790
>Guy is a kissless virgin
>Makes a slut fall in love with his dick
>>136156375
>what is a refractory period?
A thing you can train. Also, boners are 60% or more psychological. You wouldn't necessarily be able to come again very quickly, but a total virgin getting it for the first time with the girl he loves could maintain erections.
>>136158044
>mfw I did that
she only fell in love with my dick for a single night, but what a night it was
>>136157563
Link to blog?
>>136157244
>>136158006
Hey, your opinion man. If I suck at sex, pretty weird how I keep getting it and no one claims. I am emotionally devoid though, that's what happens after you realize "there is no special someone for me". Just settle down with some chick you think will be best for you and enjoy growing old.
If being a realist is being an autist then I fear for you brother. I agree though I'm stopping this blog shit after this post.
>>136158183
>I am emotionally devoid
>>136158183
Being emotionally devoid of interaction with people IS being autistic.
>>136158296
Whatever you say man, your opinion. I can't change it.
>>136158296
>I have no idea how mental illnesses work
>>136157720
You should read romance for the sex instead of the other way around.
>tags: chubby, loli
>the loli is only on one page and the protagonist is a chubby guy
these tags are supposed to help, not just point out whatever happens to fucking appear
>>136158183
>>136158335
>hey man your opinion man
>whatever you say man
Don't you have some weed to smoke BROWSKI? 3DPD brah
>>136158445
female:chubby -bbm
>>136158504
Don't smoke or drink bro.
>>136158504
>>136158521
You might wanna, like, bro is up with some bros and have a brotastic night getting fucked up with some super cool bros, bro.
>>136158558
Some day man, some day.
>>136158545
A poster defending another on blighted 4chans? You wouldn't happen to be his one true bro would you? Excellent brah!
>>136158597
memetastic
>>136158597
hey could you please stop shitposting
>>136158656
>>136158681
These bros are not in tune with the brosphere. When the one true bro comes for us, only the broest of bros will ascend to brohallah with the true bro. Better get your bro in order bros.
Come Together ( http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cometogether )
>>136159324
Well, that sucked. Stupid image borders.
>>136154214
>not wanting to cum together
>>136156072
U should use photon like i do
>>136156375
When I was 13 I could masturbate 3 times in a row without getting even a little soft. I'm sure plenty of anons have me beat
>girl doesn't want to cum
>>136155875
>semen enters the womb
>>136156338
>flipping it so he's looking at the posts
>>136160420
That's how impregnation works, anon.
>>136157740
>you aren't the eggman
>>136154214
You mean you don't schedule your ejaculations?
>>136160658
You cant control your ejaculations
>>136160724
Seriously?
>>136160724
Not with that attitude, young man.
>>136160754
I cant
w-wait you can?
>>136154622
>virgin status somehow correlates with dick size
What are you implying?
>>136160819
Seriously, seriously? I can hold off orgasming for hours. Edging is the shit in the world.
>>136160517
No, it doesn't. Sperm leave the seminal solution while inside the vagina, before they even pass through the cervix.
>>136160819
It's what we in the business call "a modicum of self-control"
>>136160724
You've been masturbating for how many years and you can't do that?
>>136160724
Lmao fuckin virgin
>>136160819
Sounds like you need some training
>>136160724
This can't be real
![MythBusters - S05E07 - Voice Flame Extinguisher.avi_snapshot_01.10_[2015.09.21_18.45.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YmjP8Za.jpg "MythBusters - S05E07 - Voice Flame Extinguisher.avi_snapshot_01.10_[2015.09.21_18.45.57].jpg")
>>136155961
>ass-pussy
>in my language that sounds extremely similar to "exhaust pipe"
isn't it amazing when things just work out like this?
>>136160926
i just blow my load everytime i masturbate, never took more than 5 minutes
shit i just read the edging article on wikipedia, im gonna try that right now
>>136161115
>>136160990
>>136160926
>>136160797
>>136160754
>their hips don't move on their own
>>136161169
>shit i just read the edging article on wikipedia
>>136160890
>Sperm leave the seminal solution while inside the vagina, before they even pass through the cervix.
During orgasm, contractions of the cervix draw some seminal fluid in to the cervix. Only a minute after ejaculation, the seminal fluid starts to coagulate and stops this from happening, which is why cumming together actually increases fertility.
>>136161169
Prepare for the ride of your life.
>>136161169
>this week on /a/non health a first time caller is taught he doesn't jizz if he tries not to.
Coming up!
>>136161216
/r9k/ camaraderie for losers or blatant shitposting. We let you at the home decide. Don't forget to phone in to those polls
>>136161300
Please stop using terms like 'seminal fluid', it's triggering my ability to think of reproduction as 『 MAGIC AND MIRACLES』
>>136161300
Well not exactly, it's the orgasm that draws the seminal fluid in so the orgasm has to come at the same time or after the semenial injection. After being the key thing.
>>136161364
So if a woman doesn't orgasm, she can't get pregnandos?
Damn, I'm doomed to die without leaving a legacy. I mean even more than I was before.
>>136161408
No, women can and do get pregnant without orgasms, orgasms simply help the process along and increase the likelihood of it happening.
Guys, have you ever thought that if you didn't fap so much, you could maintain a steady erection even after you cum?
>>136154583
There was a movie in America with a scene like this.
>>136161510
I can maintain the erection by thinking of marble pillars.
I'm not kidding, try it next time you cum and don't stop pumping that bad boy.
>Monster sex hentai show
>Only consensual scene is the one between the two humans.
What is it with Japan and monster rape? Why no monster-love? Excluding those "Guy fucks monstergirl" shows.
>>136161510
>mfw I came twice once
don't know how I did it
also couldn't do it again
>>136161044
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
CURSE YOU ANON I LOST CONTROL
>>136161510
>you could maintain a steady erection even after you cum
I already do desu,but it's not like it's Worth anything without someone else to please
>>136160724
>what is orgasm denial
>>136161510
>implying I can't
I'm a solo work champ
>>136161719
This. But also
>not still having yourself to please
You've come far, but still have much to learn.
>>136157563
>sex in real life
>my partner
Just go away. I don't want you or your posts in my life ever again.
>>136161510
Once I was at a funeral and I remebered Sento's sentos and had a raging boner for 3 hours
Good thing I kept my boner hiding apparatus with me
>>136161510
>what is a refractory period
>>136161775
I do please myself since I happen to have multiple ejaculations as well. I don't fap twice in a row because my mind is totally devoid of any sexual though after the blow,so having it still hard is not worth much for me.
>>136156765source?
>>136160880
They're making fun of common tropes in hentai
>>136161605
There's doujins and logs like that.
>>136161810
>boner hiding apparatus
What is this and where do I get one?
>>136161337
I was just making a joke, not everything is shitposting capt autism.
>>136162159
Just tuck your boner in to your asshole.
>>136162305
What if my dick doesn't bend that way when erect
>>136162361
You're supposed to put it in before it gets erect.
>>136154254
We did, though. Throughout the world /a/nons have edged and cum together at the same time. Proud memories.
>>136157105
>not into futa
Haha, look at thisman with a different opinion of my own that I respect
>>136162407
Then it's not long enough
>>136162450
I'm so sorry, anon.
>>136162450
>he's a grower
>>136160724
>>136162159
My dick tucks into the urogenital folds when I see something thoroughly unappealing, as if cowering in fear.
So I just think of gross things like musk or people who use Apple products. That way if I ever pop a boner from actually appealing things like women and men the dick is already hiding safely, blocked by the skin of my scrote.
>>136156765
sauce?
>>136162450
ahh same here
By the time I get the head inside I'm already erect and my cock starts aching a lot.
>>136162700
>I just think of gross things like musk and people who..
I'm afraid this doesn't work for me. Gross stuff like moss, spit and vomit just serve to turn me on more.
>>136162775
then think of decomposing corpses
don't tell me /x/ ruined you that far
>>136162700
>musk
>>136161897
>because my mind is totally devoid of any sexual though after the blow
You've come far, but still have much to learn.
>>136162854
thankfully that doesn't get me hard
Spit and stuff used to gross me out of fapping, but over the years it started to turn me on
>>136162968
>Spit
Huh. That usually completely turns me off, well good for you anon
>>136162700
>people who use Apple products
>>136163021
>tfw just now noticed tha Guy Fawkes mask
>autist hijacks thread by telling everyone how Sasuke he is
>>136156721
The prostate, coppers gland and the seminal contribute the bigger volume to the ejaculate
>>136162029
>>136162769
Katagiri sisters
>>136156375
>He goes soft after orgasm
Fucking casuals
>>136157563
>muh pardner
Reddit pls go
>>136154881
One hump man
>>136162700
>My dick tucks into the urogenital folds
What now?
>>136161510
I'm a cardio god, I do maintain my erection after ejaculating
>>136165941
>cardio god
Confirmed to be DYEL.
>>136158048
>A thing you can train.How?
>>136154364
Now that you point it out, that's a good fucking question.
>>136167091
>>136154364
Because the idea of a Japanese woman getting wet for a Japanese man is ridiculous. I mean, have you seen Japanese men?
>girl cumming
>"my piss"
>"you are pissing"
>yellow color
I hate when they don't know about squirting
>>136167361
Bait.
>>136154364
Can someone explain the apparent national obsession with nakadashi?
>>136167831
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=japan+declining+birth+rates
>>136156765
I'm going to have so much fun with this later.
>>136167831
what's that?
>>136168001
Creampie.
>>136167926
Oh. That would make quite a bit of sense.
>>136167831
Creampies are most amazing thing in the world. It isn't a national obsession, it is a worldwide obsession.
>>136167831
>national
That's hardly unique to Japan.
>>136154214
Right now?
>>136168178
>>136168297
I was really talking about how most JAVs and almost all doujin and hentai end with it.
>>136168408
Sex usually ends with an orgasm, and it has to go somewhere.
>>136168493
I prefer spurting on a cute belly.
>>136168408
That's probably the one thing where their porn is more normal.
As opposed to the bald guy covered in tribal tattoos coming in a bitch's nose in every other western porn in between shots that zoom in on his face going AWWWWW AWWWWWWW.
>>136168573
You have fine taste, and I can absolutely see why you would prefer that, but I love cumming inside so much more.
>>136168493
>>136168581
True. Now that I think about it, it might be because I'm more used to western porn.>inb4 3DPD
>>136168664
Even people who exclusively fap to 2D now probably fapped to at least enough 3D to determine that they would never do it again.
>>136168664
>>inb4 3DPD
I alternate so I don't become a limp dick faggot who can only get it up to drawings.
>>136168750
Why is that 2D is superior in every possible way.
>>136157563
>Henati
WHO?
>>136169005
What does the World Health Organization have to do with anything?
>>136169113
They definitively have everything to do with it.
>>136157690
Mah man you don't really need to point the obvious from nowhere, otherwise it will come naturally to ironically make fun of you.yeah
Sex is truly a huge collective shitposting welcoming cancer or bastardization as you say. People in our fandom force doujin because they're generally newfags and wannabe circlelords who think that it's all about and exactly what they're supposed to do to get along. Most of them don't even watch or know the actual source but they'll do look though all of its doujins and other 18+ materials regardless.
>>136155148
>>136168664
>>136168581
>>136168750
>>136168914
>not watching amateur sex tapes
>>136169645
>implying I don't
If they weren't recorded with potatoes 90% I'd stick to those exclusively when I fap to 3D.
>>136169645
Amateur is indeed the best 3DPD
>>136160724
>been masturbating for 10 years and still can't control mine for more than 2-3min
>>136154214
https://youtu.be/qlErcSMUtBU
>>136169891
Just let go of your dick.
>>136157790
Wait, isn't this normal?
>>136169784
>>136169822
On the pro side, NetVideoGirls' calendar auditions have the most consistent hotness.
MomPOV has the single hottest video I've ever seen (look for "Savannah", Asian woman, had to torrent it).
Also, Lisa Ann.
But amateur has the strength of sheer variety. You aren't really going to see a genuine girl-next-door-type get rawdogged hard from behind while the guy pulls her hair and sticks a finger in her ass in a professional production because the industry doesn't really attract girls who look like that. The industry doesn't employ "cute", it employs "hot". Well, unless you're looking for jailbait stuff, and that's too weird for me, especially since a lot of it has incest themes.
But you see it in the Amateur tag all the time. That said, there's also still a lot of shit you have to stomach if you want to get off. I'm black, and I have a MILF fetish, and I like white girls (big surprise, right?). But if I want to see a black guy lay some serious pipe on a 35-year-old white woman, I'm going to have to suffer through a) constant use of "nigger" and/or b) actual cuck shit, because most of those videos have racist or cuck themes or both.
Not to mention the general low quality of the videos on a technical level.
>>136170234
>if I want to see a black guy lay some serious pipe on a 35-year-old white woman, I'm going to have to suffer through a) constant use of "nigger" and/or b) actual cuck shit, because most of those videos have racist or cuck themes or both.
That sounds pretty awful, I don't watch interracial stuff for the same reason.
>>136156489
This is the dumbest shit.
I can't even fit my dick in my gf. It's a huge process getting her loosened up and even then I can barely move without her wincing in pain.
I don't have a big dick.
>>136170830
Melesting yourimaginarylittle sister is bad.
>>136170830
It takes practice. You'll get there.
>>136170830
>has a gf
get the fuck out of here, normal scum
>>136160643
>you'll never frolic in strawberry fields forever
>>136170830
Followed and subscribed.
>>136156260
>>136172964
>>136154214
>>136173887
Who keeps translating "cunny"?
>>136172964
>girl says it's salty
>>136157789
Fuck off
>>136173982
It is salty, though.
