>manlet
>girly name
>emo haircut
>gf and girls want his dick
Why? Is it because he is himself?
>>136128369
Gotta self-insert bro
Also I don't know who was in charge of his design except in Kizu but he should be fired.
>him being himself
why don't we have a harem then?
it's because he has chiseled abs without doing a single workout ever
>>136128369
it's the ahoge
>>136128369
Because he's the harem MC self-insert.
>>136128369
because everybody loves the kamiya
>>136128715
>it's because he has chiseled abs without doing a single workout ever
He's a manlet. Muscular manlets don't look attractive, they look silly.
>>136128369
He's really pretty, anon, and a somewhat nice person.
>>136128661
How do you self insert with him? I mean, other than Nisio is that even possible?
>self-insert
I'm not sure if I would want to self-insert as someone who gets mauled to pieces
>>136128715
vampire blood is running through him, atleast know what you're talking about
>>136128841
I don't know, I don't self-insert in him. I don't like him.
But it's the purpose of this character.
>>136128826
Girls prefer manlets, anon
>>136128866
how does being a vampire relate to have a 6pack
>>136128369
>has super powers
>only one who understands girls afflicted by weird oddities
If the goods are odd then the odds are good
>good looking, toned body
>nice, flirty
>saves women from supernatural forces
Yeah, what do girls seenin this loser?
>>136128826
Is he even a manlet, by Japanese standards?
>>136129042
well one of his younger sisters is taller than him, immediately there that's pretty embarassing
>>136128369
He can do handstands. Can you?
>>136128933
because if you bothered to watch the show, being a vampire has its physical perks, you body will get abs, you're very long lived and you regenerate wounds that would easily cripple or kill a athletic human
>>136129097
Isn't his sister supposed to be unusually tall? I know she's only like 5'5", but that's probably tall for Japanese girls. When I was in Japan I think there was only one person taller than me and he was a 7'something anomaly, no one else even came close to 6'.
>>136128369
The courage to molest lost elementary schoolers.
>>136128369
rararagi genes
>>136129231
average height for women there is like 1.60, considering her age she's probably growing a few more inches
the unusual part is ararararararagi being very short
Simple, sis.
Confidence > everything else
>>136129446
I never really got the impression that he's that short, he's taller than all the other girls and the only guys we have to compare him to are much, much older than him (Kaiki and Meme) and non-humans or demi-humans.
It's weird that male students are glossed over, I know the point is that Araragi never made any male friends, but still.
>>136128369
no, it's just because he is the MC
>>136129119
I can do headstands, at least.
Wasn't he a social outcast and a loser prior to becoming a half vampire?
>>136128369
He is cute and he is not a manlet for japanese standards
>>136129777
>Poor
>Little
>Episode
>>136129847
He's 6 years old!
>>136129621
its true that the only male reference are adults, but even at his age he´s below average height, gets a little taller when he gets older , but by then hes still below average height
>>136129873
165cm is short, but it's not THAT short. I'm not sure it even constitutes manlet-size in Japan.
Conversely, Meme is actually quite tall for a nip.
>>136129901
Eh, going by >>136129777 and >>136129873, he seems fairly average for his age. The only women significantly taller than him are much older and are the same height as the adult men.
I mean fuck, Kiss-shot is taller than Meme and Kaiki. God damn.
>>136128715
He got had the abs then he got bit. Lucky motherfucker.
>>136130004
fair enough, I concede
>>136129119
I want to lick rrrrrgi kun.
>>136129873
>adult Hachikuji is taller than Charararagi
>>136128369
Yeah OP, if you want your own harem just be yourself :)
>>136128369
If I was cute girl, I'd want Araragi to marry me.
>>136128369
Koyomi is my hero.
>>136129119
Yes, and I have abs.
can also confirm backflips gets major putang
Two more Off-Season books announced in Waza
>Musubimonogatari
>Nademonogatari
>>136129231
>>136129042
The average height for male in Japan is 170.8 cm and 158.0 cm for female.
>>136128715
If I was myself every day, I could give Homura a run for her money in the creep stalker/Obsessive controlling department
>>136130956
For an adult male or teenager? Or is there no real growth difference?
>>136131161
Adults
He is pretty effay t b h.
>>136129119
I want Araragi tohugme
He's pretty ripped, it shows when he gets serious.
You are just looking the wrong place, OP. Araragi is handsome and knows his shit. Mostly hitting on misfits haunted by oddities. Follow his lead and stick your D in crazy!
Araragi is a brown qt tho
N-No homo
>>136128369
>Is it because he is himself?
More like because he is a vampire and keeps saving their lives, but if you really want to get specific, each one of them want the rararagi dick for very different reasons
>Senjogahara
He saved her and she fell for him
>Hanekawa
Always found him a possible partner, keeping him a an arm's length in case she needed him, but never going for it because she was afraid of getting hurt, after seeing him getting nabbed by Hitagi she got more aggressive about it till she finally got rejected and friendzoned
>Sengoku
Grew up looking up at him, its not really love, just her very first crush
>Kanbaru
Fujo and a Lesbian, had a crush over hitagi so she is fine on playing second banana if it means she can get some of her crush
>Hachikuji
First person after 10 years to actually interact with her and they really hit off of each other, you could even say they were best friends before her final scene when she confesses
>Fire Sisters
I really don't have a clue why they have the hots for their brother, its neverexplained o elaborated further upon other than for fan service and comedy reasons
>Shinobu
His life partner ever since Kizu, They were both suicidals during kizu and found a common point, playing the long term game and outliving the competition
>Yotsugi
First person that threats her as an actual human instead of the clay golen she is
>Ougi
BasicallyAraragi's tulpa
>Oikura
Still hates him, and before that she liked him because he paid attention to her
>>136131782
Only Nadeko and Oikura were truly crazy so far and he stood clear from the craziness of them
>>136128369
>>emo haircut
oh man I haven't heard this word in like 20 years
>>136131942
This.
He is not the perfect pretty boy like P4 protag, but he was at the right place at the right moment.
He would have stayed a normal guy he browsed 4chan all day.
>>136128841
I have a retarded friend who commissioned someone to do a full-body portrait of him with Araragi's clothes on.
>>136132819
And how did your "friend's" portrait turn out?
>>136132819
>a friend
everytime
>>136129753
By choice more than anything.
Well sure, I am myself
>>136128369
He's sexy. That's why.
>>136134773
No, you're me.
>>136133481
>By choice more than anything.
Reminder that Arararagi was a full on edgelord before meeting Kissshot.
>>136132819
So a picture of him in a hoodie with jean pants?
Araragi doesn't really have a out of the ordinary wardrobe
>>136129119
Chiseled as fuck
>>136135795
bee a beest
>>136129119
How do I get a body like this
>>136137804
Do SS and join /fit/
>>136137804
by rejecting food and doing handstands all the time
>>136137804
By being dyel as fuck.
>>136128369
>>136128715
I want /r9k/ uglies to go fuck off
>>136138156
dyel detected.
>>136137804
Turn yourself into a vampire
>>136128369
I workout so I can self-insert as Araragi.
>>136137804
BF around 10% or lower
Do abs
>>136138232
>>136137954
>>136137895
>>136137870
He has notable chest muscles and arms as well.
>>136135795
More like, before meeting Hanekawa.
He basically goes through all of Kizu because he wanted to fuck her.
>>136138201
Me too
>>136138274
>arms
What show were you watching?
>chest
Well, he has to be strong in order to handstand. But that strength was probably a side effect of his being a vampire. If you wanna get a defined chest just do fucking Jesus Christ it is not that hard.
>>136138293
>Implying Araragi would be man enough to make a move on Cat.
But yeah, I guess you're right.
>>136138201
I want Ararargi to self-insert into me (no homo).
>>136138435
I can't find the image, but its non-fanart of him being swole as fuck.
Either way, Koyomi is stacked.
>>136138504
>no homo
None taken.
Harem shows are the most pathetic settings I can think of.
Yea, most males yearn to be adored by a bunch of pretty girls. Reality shows that it's not going to happen, and these shows pander to this desire, often without offering anything meaningful in terms of plot.
So we end up with a bunch of betas self-inserting as protags instead of actually improving their lives.
>>136138649
Thanks for the opinion!
>>136138715
You are welcome.
>>136138649
absolutely correct. This show is fucking retarded bantering. Im screen shotting this, best description senpai
>>136138875
>replying to yourself
>>136138920
nice one desu. Not everyone is beta like you.
>check jpg.jpg
>>136137804
100 Push-ups
100 Sit-ups
100 Squats
A 10K Run
Everyday day, no exceptions.
>>136138875
Not really worth a screencap imho
>>136128369
Because its fiction aimed at hyper beta Japanese manlets, a real world Araragi would become a wizard
>>136130956
Never change japan
>>136128369
Vampiric charisma.
>>136128911
Nope , women prefer height over facial features, built, and wealth FACT
>>136139133
It is a good description senpai. Give yourself some credit, you took the words out of my mouth.
>>136139201
There is literally nothing beta or wizard-like about Araragi, except being written by an otaku so he has extensive otaku knowledge. He's confident, uninhibited, funny and athletic.
>>136132077
Kiss-Shot was pretty fucking crazy. Though she naturally emitted an aura that made people want to give their lives to her and turned into a functional person after a few months of not being isolated and pursued. So I guess Araragi has an excuse there.
>>136129005
Underrated post.
Who does rararagi enjoy more in bed, monkey or bee?
>>136141124
Bee has the extra incest taboo factor but Monkey gives him a prostate massage. I'm not sure.
Is Araragi a manlet because he is a Japanese man or because hybrid vampirism is stunting his age and thus his growth?
>>136139513
> anime only detected
He seems that way because of the girls around him, who wouldn't be there if this show was realistic
>>136141795
>Hybrid vampirism is stunting his growth
Huh, never crossed my mind, nice theory
>>136141914
It would make sense. For instance Kissshot always looks 27, meaning that she became a vampire around that age.
>>136142170
>>136141795
Araragi was already 165 before meting Shinobu and it has only been a year since he became a vampire
He was born a manlet
![[Mori]_Onimonogatari_01_[0300FBB0].mkv_snapshot_15.17_[2016.01.13_17.56.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vqxl8hX.jpg "[Mori]_Onimonogatari_01_[0300FBB0].mkv_snapshot_15.17_[2016.01.13_17.56.57].jpg")
He doesn't have nipples. Once a woman sees a man without nipples, she won't ever want to go back to disgusting pepperoni slices. Same thing with cut and uncut.
>>136128369
Mostly because he's generally a nice and helpful person to anyone he comes across, and after meeting Hanekawa, actually enjoys gaining and talking to friends. Besides, generally he's taller than most of the girls in the show, so they wouldn't care.
Alsohe's pretty damn fit, manlets are fine as long as they're ottermode
>>136128715
>why don't we have a harem then?
Because the real you is unlikable.
>>136128369
>A bunch of traumatized, emotionally insecure high school girls cling to the guy who helped them with their problems
I mean, it's not that wild. Young girls are stupid and fall for people easily if they're depressed.
>>136138336
> mfw we never get to see araragi lose his humanity
>>136143208
Edgy.
>>136143208
What a loud of shit. A very high portion of anons are virgin who are awkward with women. Yes that includes broken women. Most anons on here would fuck up the situation because they don't know how to talk to people normally. Araragi is confident, good looking, funny and isn't afraid to deal with their problems. Anyway you look at it, he is an ideal type for women.
>>136143254
Not trying to be edgy. It's just the way young people are.
>>136143337
Well, yes. That's why they gravitate toward him. But he wasn't always like that. It wasn't until after he met his mentor, Oshino, that he started caring for others. He was a reclusive faggot before the events of Kizu.
>>136143382
Comparing a good looking, ab having, witty young teenager to the anons on this board. Hilarious.
>>136139017
underrated post.
>>136143460
I'm not. I'm talking about Araragi.
>>136143460
The anon he was replying to is the only one trying to make the comparison.
>>136131942
Underrated
Only one I'm iffy on is Cat having a crush on some loner
Everyone else is fair
>>136131338
Remember also that females hit and finish puberty first. I grew ~2 inches after going off to college. If Ararararagi is 16 or 17, he could get another inch or two before he's actually done.
It could also be the short-teen trope in action; the best way to differentiate age is height, so teenagers are often portrayed shorter than adults even though the younger generations are taller on average.
>>136128866
I self insert as monkey.
Hanging out with Araragi and wanting to fuck all the girlsand also Rararagi.
I relate to that.
>>136146055
It would be a good idea, but it would be weird wanting to have sex with and marry myself. So I rather self-insert as Senjougahara and pretend her relationship with RRG is purely platonic.
>>136146109
That's easily worked around since if monkey saw herself from an unbiased external viewpoint she would want to rail herself as well.
>>136143337
This place is mostly normals now. The anons you mention are a minority
>>136146018
He aint aging much anymore, anon
in Hana he had basically the same body but with longer hair, he will probably be always a manlet till the end of times
>>136143098
How do I get a Senjougahara gf?
>>136147208
1) Be attractive.
2) Find an insecure high school girl.
3) Ask her out.
Congratulations. You basically have Crab for a gf.
>>136147299
Crab is kind of a bitch though, wouldn't say she's average. Most average people are somewhat nice
>>136147765
Her insecurity is the source of her bitchiness and she goes full dere pretty quickly. I guess you can make sure the girl you go after is also a bitch. That's not hard to find either.
>>136147765
She isn't a bitch though current time line. She's pretty normal.
>>136130625
The nisio ride never ends
Been hearing that the Kiss-shot past to be pretty interesting. Though sadly not enough to see why.
>>136143244
I don't know, maybe Nisio will do it when Araragi is at Uni. Would be fun to see.
>>136128369
>tfw 5'4
i-i still have hope right g-guys?
>>136130956
>tfw 5'4 or 162.5 cm
Please tell me you're jokingWell atleast im taller than nip girls
>>136130956
Kind of funny to think Araragi might be a slight bit taller if he didn't get turned into a Vamp.
>>136147082
>kyon_at_the_lifelong_high_of_his_enthusiasm.png
>>136149794
Think only twice Araragi was on the bounds of throwing it out. One was when he was going to kill Episode before Oshino stopped him. The other where he threw part of it to do the whole tree thing. Though feel like that really doesn't count that much.
Being 173cm is suffering. I wish i was 176-178
>be really white
>like white as a sheet or paper
>get called vampire and ghost throughout highschool for being white
>am same height as koyomi araragi
I could be him if i wasn't overweight and had longer hair
bmi is 25 btw
>>136150292
tfw 160 m
>>136150654
BROTHER
I am 160 cm too
>>136128369
He white knights without permission and then ignores their following sexual advances. This works in real life as well. If you get a woman's attention through a favor and then ignore their reciprications it effectively shuts them down because their coming onto you is their way of judging how easy you are. In Araragi's case it works even better because he's taken.
Basically all the girls are thirsty, especially Hanekawa.
>>136139278
Yet you're still a lonely virgin
Keep spamming those /fit/ memes I'm sure they'll get you somewhere someday
>>136142570
Which is which
>190cm tall
>there is never anyone taller than me on these height charts
feels good man
>>136153804
>198
>I just had 2 cm to go
>>136153804
No one cares
>>136128911
Chink girls, maybe.
>>136154015
>Being this salty
When will they learn?
>>136154046
What would I be salty about
