This guy walks up to you and your gf, slaps your ass, and tells you he was made to love you.
How do you respond?
with violence
decapitate him
>>136067125
I love you too, Iku-chan.
>>136067125
Invite him for a threesome. Or just to pound me while the missus watches, whatever ends up happening.
>>136067125
Explain to his alien, time-looping ass that feelings of love don't need to be expressed through physical intimacy, and that we can be super-bros to save the world.
Cry, because that would mean that I will fuck up in the future and eventually lose him.
>>136067125
Dump girlfriend, acquire boyfriend.
joke's on you, I don't have a girl who is my friend.
>>136067125
Present boipussi
>>136067125
I crush him with my eva
>>136071438
I'd rather fuck Kaworu's boipucci 2bh.
>>136067125
>>136071701
Have the Blue Rei version.