You are in charge of rebooting the KanColle anime.
How would you have the story?
>>135889958
The girls are 30 feet tall.
>>135890015
>only 30 feet tall
By killing Kongou
>>135890015
What.
>How would you have the story?
Nonexistent. Just give half an episode to each of the best anthology artists.
>>135890015
I can get behind that, and make them 700 ft long.
>>135889958
Comedy SoL featuring TTK playing the game. Episodes include progressing through the maps, LSC hell, event hell, marriage, memes, etc.
>>135889958
it would be staring these girls and be about their lives outside of fighting the abyssal menace.
>>135889958
>Kekcolels
>rebooting
Nope, we will get granblue instead.
Kagerou-class SoL.
Make it episodic, different group of girls each episodes in different location base on the servers. Two episodes for each group of girls, last two epissode is all of them converging to clear an event final map.
I just want to see siscon fleet fight each other, tsun triumvirate bullying an admiral, the entire Kuma class being silly, and so on.
>Mustu
She is an absolute must, to be sure.
>>135889958
Adapt Calm Seas with shorts at the end of each episode based on the 4koma.
>>135891100
I just get some weeks ago, she's the absolute best.
Adapt this storyline and run with it
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26929730
>>135889958
Animate the 4koma as faithfully as possible. Done.
>>135889958
1. Keep Fubuki and then give her the Akari treatment towards the end of Ep1 till the end. Focus on everybody else.
2. Introduce Murakumo/Hatsuyuki/Miyuki to play off Fubuki for five minutes in one or two episodes.
3. Add a cute girl admiral.
4. Akebono and Kasumi get introduced immediately in ep1 with Ooyodo
5. Shoehorn in the Shiratsuyus in ep2.
6. Make it clear what the ship girls are, and introduce more of the (outside) world that they work and live in.
That's all I can think up for now.
best ship
>>135891335
>3. Add a cute girl admiral.
Stop reading there.
SOL series taking place in an escalator school
Everything would be just like QMR
>>135889958
subs
Admiring Fubuki by the sunset!
Add in at least one proper combat sequence worth getting excited over
An actual admiral would be nice.
Keep ships in character.
If you're gonna try to add plot, at least have the decency of not leaving that for the final episodes.
>>135891996
downboated xDDDD
>>135876489
>You can't just choose to join yourself, think about what the others...
>>135889958
If Fubuki still has to be the main character, start from the first shipgirl, with an Admiral and Fubuki slowly finding more friends as they start driving back the nonhuman abyssals. As they become stronger, the abyssals become stronger as well as they become more humanoid. Even ships sinking in this scenario could be justified, since this could take place when kancolle just comes out, when nobody really understood the mechanics.
End the season with the 1st Ironbottom sound, in which the naval districts win a Pyrrhic victory against Henderson. In the epilogue a new Admiral joins the naval district under the previous Admiral, and is offered one of the five starters, as a self-insert for the new players.
It can be shown in first person from the new Admiral's point of view if Tanaka wants, and it is implied that the knowledge (i.e. mechanics) from Ironbottom Sound's experiences will prevent such great losses in shipgirls from ever occurring again.
Unarmed and damaged Ta and Wo are drifting to your base, what do?
>>135892707
Give them love
>>135892707
Tow them in.
Send for research, which includes live vivisection and other invasive procedures, see if they have any kind of technology worth replicating.
Afterwards scrap them for metal or decent equipment.
>>135892636
Sounds like shit but still better than what we got
>>135892707
Give Ta some pants and a new hat for Wo
>>135892707
The answer is always the same, give them the D
This is hardly related to KanColle, but
>upgrade Nagato's hull in Warships
>she loses the twisted chimney
Not cool.
>>135893022
What's your idea to make it non-shit?
>>135892707
*whips out torpedo*
>>135893116
That is not okay.
>>135889958
Less serious, make it focus more on the character doing silly stuff and more comical battles with less drama. Each episode centered on a different group of girls
>>135893116
The chimney was removed in the 30s, so it's historically accurate.
>>135892707
Make them part of my fleet and give them new clothes and gear. If they prove to be competent enough they can stay
>>135893222
Nagato is a good girl.
>>135889958
make planefag's kancolle quest into anime form.
>>135893448
I do like the pictures where she's neither trying too hard to be serious nor being creepy.
>Thanks for saving me from the fall event
You DID get her right?
>>135893583
Two times, the other óne was scrapped
>>135893512
Disgusting
>>135893583
In 3 runs
My Kongou dess
>>135893583
In an alternate universe, I did.
>>135892707
make them your doting wives that pump out your children.
>>135893692
She straightened up her act and left her twisted days behind.
>>135893448
And a good rapist
>>135893790
>I'm really stupid
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQR1tXDYkM
Does she turn into a Abyss now?
>>135893847
No, she's just not part of the fleet
![4e76c8353ea81bdaeeb88b70aa13b1cf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BBS3Kau.jpg "4e76c8353ea81bdaeeb88b70aa13b1cf[1].jpg")
Verniy is the cutest
>>135893583
No.
I wasn't playing then, I'm sorry.
>>135893969
She worked as stand up comedian.
>>135893810
her legs are a miracle
>>135893958
Kotatsu pics are comfy as fuck
>>135893969
Rapist meme
>>135893583
>Fall event
You better be talking about the 2014 one
>>135893583
I hope you mean Kon and not last year's sloppy seconds.
>>135893820
But he hasn't stopped raping
>>135894072
What's wrong with Ayanami's ass?
>>135894246
>What's wrong with Ayanami's ass?
It's in the way of the sushi
Multiply episode 6 by 12.
>>135893958
the cutest!
>>135894281
Cheating is a traditional part of Mahjong, if that's what you mean.
>>135894373
Imuya a fun.
>>135894072
>>135894476
By God, think of the power bill
>>135894525
think of the fun
>>135894465
Hi
>>135894525
Guess what? They upgraded this year
>>135894616
My money is flashing before my eyes
>>135894525
Joke's on you, the cords aren't plugged. There's a Kaga in every Kotatsu.
>>135893401
This fits her so well.
>>135894349
Don't make me cry
>>135894853
>Make it about Shigure
YES
>>135894999
I would watch this anime if it was about Shigure.
Hell, I married her so I would be able to relate more to the TTK if they go with that "you are the TTK" bullshit again.
>>135894717
I love you too anon.
![[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.19_[2015.05.23_09.30.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3mL0TM6.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.19_[2015.05.23_09.30.12].jpg")
>>135894607
What a friendly Hoppou
>>135894999
>PTSD and Drama: the anime
Wow this is so much better I bet diomedea will have no trouble putting together a great anime.
>>135894607
Bye
>>135894525
>>135894657
>paying for separate power bills
>not having flat rate maintenance
Well at least when the fuzz knocks on your door under the assumption of a grow house you'll be innocent.
>>135889958
a story about a non psycho lesbo Ooi trying to win the admirals affections all to herself.
The cutests ですって！
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvzvc0shftc
>>135895265
I'll make her a mother
>>135895346
>non psycho lesbo Ooi
Go watch some tsundere shit elsewhere.
>>135895366
Get that fucking piece of shit out of here, holy shit the mere sight of that tanned loli brainwashed sexslave makes me fucking mad, I mean damn they ruined a perfectly good character and turned her into a steaming turd, I want to take a dump in my hand and smear it everywhere, this bitch makes me so angry.
>>135893222
>>135895378
It's shit
>>135895112
Why is Yuudachi hanging out with the Fubuki and Mutsuki instead of her sister ships?
>>135895402
she already has a daughter
>>135893711
Perfect
>>135895440
You're shit
>>135895452
Gee anon why would someone hang out in their spare time with their friends instead of spending time 24/7 with their siblings?
>>135895417
woah dude I think you might be a fecophiliac
>>135895417
Wew, senpai.
Reminder to ban all kotatsu, for the sake of productivity.
>>135895439
go eat some grass
>>135895454
Even better
>>135889958
SOL with DesDiv 6 doing cute expeditions.
>>135895636
Entirely made with 3D models.
>>135895620
I don't understand.
>>135889958
Have an episode of a day of a ship girl through the eyes of one of the fairies
>>135895580
Who stole Uras hat?
>>135895580
At any time a minimum of 76 shipgirls are not deployed or on expedition. What is there to be productive about?
>>135895690
But anon, the fairies are just computer-generated holograms produced by the AIs that reside inside the shipgear, that do all of the computing and fire direction. The shipgirl simply tells the computer what to do by giving it orders, then the shipgear targets the enemy with onboard rangefinders and radar.
>>135895726
Practice and lewd.
>>135895726
>What is there to be productive about?
>parody:kantai_collection
>>135895580
Who are those two smug ships by the kotatsu?
Why do they look like prostitutes?
>>135895759
I think you're talking about the other Yukikaze
>>135895489
please do not sexualize the hoppo
dat cover
the godamn admiral
http://exhentai.org/g/892382/be74784aa9/
why?
>>135895348
>show about Shigure dealing with her PTSD
Would watch
>>135895690
Not quite fairies, but Rensouhou.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44QKMrP499k
>>135895732
This.
>>135895732
okay
>>135895773
>not having a foreskin hat on your dick already
jews pls go
>>135895990
>tfw Isokaze never showed up despite continuous farming over multiple events
Why
>>135895940
My dick
I'm HQ 55, up to 3-2 and my DDs are mostly in the 20-30 range.
Is the normal way still 1-5 to get them Kai Ni'd before 80? Because the xp past 25 is really slow.
>>135896072
Is that the size of her loose anus due to being fucked in the ass to many times?
>>135895938
乳風 and ぱい風.
All the kanmusu are pure maidens.
>>135895940
The one who can deadlift four destroyers with ease.
>>135896154
I believe so.
I mean, it's expected by level 80 you'd have other leveling spots unlocked.
What ships are you looking to Kai Ni? I mean, Yuudachi and Shigure should be priority, and if you have Yukikaze or Shimakaze those ships are important too.
>>135895940
Is it not set in stone.
>>135896011
>Iku's totally random left boob jiggle at 2:50
Hell yeah
>>135896191
Having a smug face like that doesn't seem pure to me, anon. It more like makes them the kind of woman who tells their pals about how pathetic you were in bed last night and how small your penis is.
>>135896247
4:10 is better
Why do shipgirls even exist? What do the Abyssals have that nuclear weapons cannot solve?
>>135895990
Nice, I was hoping for this to get scanned.
>>135896228
Was gonna level Yuudachi, Akatsuki, Hibiki and Ushio. Shimakaze and Yukikaze too, but they don't have Kai 2s so I figure I can go a little easier on them.
>>135896470
It sure sounds like a great idea, shooting off nuclear weapons into the ocean and wreck the entire ecosystem.
WHO HOPPO HERE
>>135896275
>kancolle
>/v/
Fuck off newfag.
>>135896528
I think that when fucking alien creatures are infesting the sea and fucking up the entire world, the ecosystem falls in priority.
>>135896470
>Let's nuke the whole goddamn ocean
Enjoy destroying the entirety of the world fishing industry. Not to mention that abyssals seem to regenerate. The effect of the nuke wouldn't even be worth the hundreds of millions it cost to build.
>>135889958
The admiral would actually be there instead of being an empty chair that people talk to.
>>135896537
what the fuck did you just say about me?
>>135896482
Shimakaze and Yukikaze are more powerful than some Kai Nis. And Yuudachi's K2 level is the lowest, I believe. Level Shigure too.
>>135896580
Good job you didn't even kill the abyss that hid in the bottom of the sea and you also ruined the fishing industry for centuries. Congratulations, the economy has tanked.
>>135896470
Amerifat please.
>>135896580
What's the value of regaining the seas if it becomes unusable? Poisoning the well millions drink from is a stupid idea, war or not.
>>135896470
You can't marry and fuck a nuclear weapon.
>>135896816
gotem
RJ
>>135896733
Watch me.
>>135896816
An actual problem when using antibiotics. Antibiotics can destroy the bacterial ecosystem present in your large intestine, damaging your ability to properly process foods.
>>135896858
thx u2
>>135896344
They can't help having lewd bodies.
>>135896899
ur mum had an inability to process my antibiotics last night in bed if you know what I mean
>>135896873
the flattest.
>>135895580
There isn't enough art with the cute fairies in them.
>>135896975
>do the daily/weekly related to carriers everytime on 2-2 boss node
>Hamakaze and Yayoi still haven't come to me
This is a cruel life.
>>135897070
Yayoi comes from 30/30/30/30.
But when it comes to Hamakaze, I can only say good luck.
>>135889958
actually keeping them at least part mechanical instead of generic moe water skaters.
>>135896470
Now you have to deal with Godzilla too, good job
>>135896530
She's okay
>>135897168
That too.
Nagato is a true flagship.
fleet collection, more like meme collection xD
>>135897164
You have sent all of your kanmusu to another base to party at the beach and the Abyssals have invaded your base in their absence.
How do you defend yourself?
>>135897168
I want my own personal fairy.
>>135897222
>>135897256
Number 1 on the roster, number 1 in my heart.
>>135897284
By having sex with them
>>135897256
>>135896225
>>135897284
I don't.
>>135897256
>>135897327
Number 1 rapist
>>135897284
I party with them too
>>135897439
Damn straight.
>>135897459
>implying you've ever been to a party
>>135897504
>>135897147
I know, been doing that in hopes of Yuubari. No luck there either.
Nagato is quite the light weight under the battleships.
>>135897514
Rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LviqcdBs8fU
>>135896975
But they can make fun of me behind my back because my penis wasn't the required size to satisfy them?
>>135897327
I want to flood her insides with white light, if you catch my drift.
>>135897439
Best meme
>>135889958
>Ship girls acting like a bunch of school girls, when they should have retained memories of themselves as IJN ships
>Kisaragi going down in one blow, despite introducing in-game mechanics (i.e. quick repair, TTK logging in)
>Fubuki looking up to Akagi instead of Fusou
>Kirishima's glasses
Actually staying faithful to some of the shit presented in-game
>>135897651
Sasuga kagashitter
>>135897619
Lad, you might be a bit too paranoid.
They're good girls so they don't do lewd thing to begin with anyway.
>>135897678
What's wrong with Kirishima's glasses?
>>135893711
I would be bothered to do doggy style with her
How do I know if Kongou fancies me? I'm getting a bit suspicious that she does.
>>135897703
And what makes you so certain on that.
>>135897914
I have total faith in them.
>>135897727
One of Kirishima's hourlies mention she can't fight without her glasses.
Then in the anime, we get this.
>>135897964
You're lying!
>>135897703
>they don't do lewd thing
>Suzuya
>Implying she doens't gobble 10 cocks every night in a gangbang like the slut she is
>>135897631
Because of shitty Chinese doujin that makes you want to kill yourself after reading it.
>>135889958
wanted to put in a plot for this but too long to read.
Put someone who knows about the game, the shipgirls in.
Remove the meme crap
Stick to the actual story
Get a competent Animation company
Put in a bigger budget so there is no Quality
No one sinks
Some Fan service
Put in Actual combat with situations
>>135898027
What I hated the most was the magic shields that were introduced in episode 1 and 2, which mysteriously disappears afterwards.
>>135897828
Pretend she's not there for a few days, see how she reacts.
>>135898275
That could get dangerous very quickly.
>>135898335
That would end like in Shining
>>135898032
By no means.
>>135898335
It was all according to Keikaku.
>>135898648
>*Teitoku means "plan"
who /meme/ here
>>135898804
>>135898574
You're teasing me, aren't you.
>>135898980
Heavens no.
>>135898933
I'm more offended by that guy who takes pictures or record a video with an iPad.
>>135899081
Stupid sexy Hai hai.
>>135899081
I'll take that as a yes then.
Luckily breasts that size doesn't turn me on, I can't stand cancerous tumours that look out of place on my ship girls.
Apparently Chink translations of the Zuihou LN have been out for some time.
>>135899219
>At least, not yet.
>>135899327
What cup size is that if you don't mind me asking you?
If its above e, then its a turn off.
Who /bully Sendai/ here
>>135899708
>>135899708
>You will never train Sendai to drink your sperm until she forgets all about Night battles.
>>135899708
I don't like the night. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>>135899891
what subs are those so I can blacklist their group?
レ
Post true ladies.
>>135900145
>>135900325
>>135900325
>>135900325
I want to shave those eyebrows.
>>135899708
>>135900325
Beware of dorks and their copycat tendencies.
>>135899708
>bullying Sendai
How horrible.
Sendai is meant for love, bromance and Night Battles. Not bullying.
>>135900637Call both of them Nowacchi, see what happens.
>>135900061
Anakin please
>>135900133
get lost shitryuu
>>135900731
Good thing dorks have no swag stat.
>>135900466
Delete this.
>>135900836
キャッカ。ムツキチャン。
>>135900061
Try sleeping, that's a good trick.
>>135900466
Sleep tight
Who would you rather sleep with?
Kaga or Akagi?
>>135901014
Kaga because I live somewhere cold.
>>135901061
>>135895408
what's wrong with a sweet tender loving hetero Ooi?
>>135900325
>>135901121
Miracle of the universe.
>>135901121
There's nothing left.
>>135900472
>true lady
>post Suzuya
>not Kumano
>>135901121
Nothing at all.
>>135901221
