You're now the protagonist of a generic shounen battle harem.
The school tournament is coming up soon and there is a big monetary prize for the winner.
You need the prize money to save your sickly imouto.
This is your new power.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
How do you win.
I can't win if Saitama is there
>>135835129
>jotaro and saitama
Heavens door
>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amalgamation
I fuse with Saitama and fight using his strength. While he is a part of me he will see my memories and know why i need the money. He will let me keep using his strength so that i can get the money and after that i will seperate him from my body. I will use a part of the money to invite him for a dinner to thank him.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Manipulation
Literally move planets for her.
It really seems useless I can either cause or prevent planetary extinctions.
Fuck with the planet's orbit and tell them if they don't give in to my demands I won't fix it.
Any other ideas?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumption_Psychometry
I don't
>>135835129
>Draconic Breath
I just huff and puff and suck some dick.
>>135835129
Why are Kenshiro and Guts there? They wouldn't stand a chance against anyone in pic 2
>>135835436
>what is musou tensei
>Nether Manipulation
Maybe destroy some concepts with clever word puns, styling like the devil.
And if I could transcend death then it was easy.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Transcendence
Take the money and hope no one shoves me in a calculator
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Thievery
It depends on what the limitations of this power are. I can steal and take any weapon that comes my way. Does this involve temporarily stealing powers? If not then thieving anything can still be extremely helpful. it all depends on how I use it. It isn't a conventional shonen power, and thinking of what I need to steal and in what way could be tricky, but over all it could give me a good shot in actual combat.
>>135835590
Also I could fucking save my imuoto with this power.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Soul
Fear and insanity inducement
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Destruction
>Universe Fucking Destruction
Imouto status:protected
>>135835129
>Saitama there
I can't win, but I'd have to hope he'll give me the money to save my sickly imouto.
>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Magic
I just say "I win" and win. Usless someone has Chaos Magic. If someone there has Chaos Magic then the tournament doesn't matter anymore because now the End Times are upon us.
>>135835721
>Saitama punches your blast and destroys you
>people still think Hokuto no Ken was good
Take off your nostalgia goggles
MC had the personnality of a mussle
Characters were cliché
It was over repetitive
Fights were boring
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Essence_Distilling
I touch I win
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regeneration_Manipulation
I drop out of the tourney, I can save her with my ability.
The user's physical abilities are heightened to the point where they can perform any physical act without difficulty. The user merely needs to imagine themselves doing the act in their mind, then they're able to perform it without any problem. This could range from free running, to juggling swords, to doing multiple back-flips.
I imagine myself one punching everyone
>>135835836
They'd have to call it a draw I guess.
I'm sure Saitama wouldn't give a shit about the prize money anyway if he heard about your sickly imouto.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enslavement_Kiss
I kiss Saitama and make him beat everyone else up.
>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulation
So, I can basically control all my opponents and make them fight each other. Easy win for me.
>>135835864
>he punches your kiss and enslaves you
>>135835836
kek that description
>can do anything
>do backflips
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sloth_Manipulation
I make Saitama so lazy that he won't even punch me.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Wing_Manifestation
>Power to form wings out of darkness.
>The user has or can form wings out of darkness and use them from transportation to offensive and defensive purposes such as using them as a shield to block oncoming attacks or slicing the user's target with a dark energy sting.
I'll just cut everyone with my edge
>>135835909
I don't even see why he'd be in the tournament anyway.
He only cares about fighting antagonists.
>>135835757
>Blast
Saitama aint going anywhere near me. Without a universe, he would have nowhere to be a slob.
>>135835909
>Implying he wouldn't be so lazy that he is immune to this power and he punches you anyway
>>135835129
>fire breath
I don't
>>135835938
aren't we all basically antagonists?
>>135835864
>Opponents with an Indomitable Will can resist/nullify the user's control
Would not work on Saitama
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Charity_Inducement
I make the winner of the tournament use the prize money to save my imouto.
>>135835951
Maybe I can just make his fist lazy? That should cut his power somewhat
>>135835972
>You're now the protagonist of a generic shounen battle harem
I mean, you could say going 'against' them makes you an antagonist by definition, but I doubt he'd find you worth fighting.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Constructs
Give up tournament and create myself a huge pile of diamond. Money get, sister saved.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Respiration
Wow. It's literally nothing.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Plane_Lordship
Do I get some cool phrase as well?
>I am the bone of my sward etc etc
>>135836015
He'll just headbutt you or kick you.
>>135835129
Where is goku? On the last panel of course.
you could drop out of the tourney and go look for sunken treasure
>>135835129
jesus christ im edgy as fuck
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic-Undead_Lord_Physiology
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Manipulation
>RATTLE RATTLE, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE COMES THE CALCIUM!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Retrocognition
Blackmail is my only option
>>135836053
eh, then i'll just use the power on myself and read manga all day. fuck my sister, it's her own fault in the first place.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation
I don't need to, I just use my power to cure my sister.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Breath
I guess I can scare them to the point where they will be willing to give me money and cure my imouto.
>>135836147
>fuck my sister
YES!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Power_Augmentation
I become Metal Bat and save my imouto
>>135836147
>throw tournament
>find some rich CEO
>use power on him and ask him to make you CEO since he's in a lazy state and probably doesn't give a shit
>Might not work first time, but somebody in lazy state is bound to be retarded
>get money for sister and enjoy reading manga all day
>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Origin_Destroyer
>The user can remove an origin from the very concept of reality. Similar to Nonexistence, this power focuses entirely on removing the beginning of a target, effectively destroying all that spawned from the targeted source. Origin Destroyer is most effective against an opponent whose power relies on one's origin.
Holy shit, first time I use this thing and I get the most OP thing ever. I win everything.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Athletics_Empowerment
I'll figure something out.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Salt_Transmutation
Just fuck everything up
>>135835129
>tfw only Saitama and Jotaro would cause problems to Naruto and Sasuke.
feels average man
>>135836198
See? I'm so lazy that other people work out how to use my power efficiently for me.
life is good.
>>135836216
>getting Nasuverse-levels of bullshit powers
Fuck
>>135836235
Enjoy being the best chef and de-icer on the planet.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer
Well this should give me a pretty good chance.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comfort_Inducement
Make opponents feel comfy enough to not want to fight.then proceed to back stab while they are induced in complete comfort
>>135835521
>What Massive speed disadvantage
Ichigo is fucked thougt
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Morphing
Can't I just sell my mechanical parts for big bucks?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Mind
I am Batshit insane so idk if I would even protect my imouto. I guess I could beat my opponents by turning them in to a stumbling clumsy fool then beating the shit out of them.
>>135836268
You need some kind of outfit that goes with that. like a kotatsu, with a dagger sticking out
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Projection
I cripple my opponents by drowning them in my despair and self-loathing
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_Aura
>Force everyone to forfeit
This shit is too easy.
>>135836330
That wouldn't work on Saitama.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Creature_Creation
Sounds pretty good
>>135836360
Oh shit, you can't lose nigga.
>>135836330
>despair
>weakening Guts
>>135835129
spiritual healing? Why even fight? Just gotta heal my sickly imouto
>half this shit doesn't work on Saitama
okay which one of you is the saitamafag, or is he really just this retardedly OP? I mean I know he can punch anything in one hit, but what, he's got protection against everything else?
I decided to do something fun. Create a theoretical 16 bracketed list of said hypothetical tournament. I'll choose up 16 random powers, then we'll see how well I'd do with my individual power.
My power:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Empowerment
Powers of the others in the tournament:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Entity_Creation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Limb_Generation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Durability
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Attacks
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Energy_Absorption
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Carbon_Isolation_%26_Formation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spoon_Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Aura
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radiation_Empowerment
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balloon_Mimicry
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Philippine_Deity_Physiology
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Arm
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Transfusion
How fucked am I exactly?
Who would be the most likely to win and who would be the least likely, and how exactly could I go about beating some of the more OP guys with my current powers? Personally I'm pretty sure the balloon guy is fucked.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Growth_Inducement
>The user can make anything grow, from physical things, (size of being/object, quantity, quality, etc), to conceptual (probability), etc.
I can just use this power to make her chances of living grow until it reaches 100%
>>135836216
Well, I guess this could defeat Saitama
>>135836411
pretty much, nothing works on him. motherfucker was punched so hard he flew to the moon, and he just jumped back to earth
>Attempt 1: Blood Resistance
This only works alongside vampirism! A normal human can't do shit with this.
>Attempt 2: Planetary Dissociation Travel
This is somewhat workable, but it requires absolute positioning. Not winner-worthy.
>Attempt 3: Time Physiology
This seems like a winner-worthy power.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fortitude_Weakening
Turn invisible and steal the prize money and give it to my little sister.
>>135835381
Be like Arcueid and moon drop
>>135836411
He's a parody of everything overpowered.
The gag is that he can be as powerful as he wants.
>The ability to separate air from anything and everything else
>air
>AIR
>air is literally just the mixture of gases in the atmosphere that involve oxygen, nitrogen and trace amount of a number of other things
Jesus christ this sounds like it was literally written by a 12 year old.
But uh. I'm just going to rip oxygen completely out of everyone entirely. Free wins all the fuck around.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chi_Aura
Huh, guess I can defend myself at least.
>>135836411
The only thing that hurt him were bad guys in his dreams
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation
What the ...
Who even has this power ?
>>135835381
The Earth is a planet. You should be able to control everything that comprises it.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Null_Energy_Manipulation
Ehh, generic superpower.
>>135836436
>ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER.
>>135836411
He's so OP he dreams of getting beaten up and having a challenge.
>>135836492
You can beat saitama with this
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Perception
Would this actually help at all? It's not like I can slow down time.
>>135836518
nvm I saw it at the bottom of the page.
Well, guess I'll just blow everyone's atoms up and win ?
>>135836518
Scroll down
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Periodic_Table_Powers
I can't beat Saitama with this. Might go fap. What's a sickly imouto?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Life_Inducement
The possibilities are mugen.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Immunity
Just get some good scientific test on my blood to find the cure to whatever disease she might have, then proceed to sell it for a few gorillion dollars.
>>135835129
Ah fuck it, I'll have no chance on w-
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Object
Oh wow, I've already won. Even Saitama can't win with this bullshit I have.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystic_Empowerment
Who the fuck is responsible to coming up with so made up thing? I give up imouto dies.
Axis User from Tower of god ?
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fortitude_Weakening
LITERALY THE SHITTIEST POWER.
>>135836528
>>135836453
Yeah, like it's shape and orbit and other shit.
Seems like it would do more harm than good.
But I could win probably just using gravitational manipulation.
>>135836137
Í lost it
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_Detection
I distract Saitama by telling him about a super rare deal in a supermarket on the other side of the planet. that should keep him busy enough
>>135836651
There's 2 ways you could go with this - either be completely good and provide disease immunity for the world.
Or take over big pharma, use it for financial + power and enjoy building a dynasty for your family.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Constructs
What do I do? Sell bones or medical colleges or make a dildo for imouto?
You guys thought you have a useless power against Saitama? Check this shit out
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alopecia_Projection
>The user can induce baldness on their opponents in a way that could serve as a diversion or a distraction in serious situations. Most effective against opponents who use their hair for offensive purposes.
I can't make him balder! I could make my sister bald though...
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Door_Manipulation
>Shape, compress, liquefy and/or otherwise manipulate doors.
I melt the valves in my opponents heart, since they are arguably doors.
>>135836798
Maybe it would make him go insane because he's even balder?!
>Purple Fire Manipulation
So close.
>>135836829
Well, your ass is a door too, so you could make shit themselves i guess?
>https://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Accumulation
I guess I can use this to slow down saitama's punches?
>>135836863
i could also give them a boner, but that wouldn't win me the tournament.
>>135836886
Depends on the tournament, wink wink nudge nudge
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Caterpillar_Physiology
I don't know man, use sleep powder or some shit?
>>135836886
>give Saitama a boner
>he kills everyone with it accidentally
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Augmentation
How far could I bullshit with this?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Manipulation
I'm basically fucking God. A million Saitamas wouldn't be enough.
>>135836245
Not even Jotaro. I mean, Star Platinum hurts alot, but can Star Platinum level an entire mountain seconds? Because thats the kind of bullshit attacks that Naruto and Sasuke regularly deal with.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Communication
hey God can you help a nigga out?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Preservation
I can't win, but I can save my imouto. So why bother?
>>135837032
Don't you care about your imouto?
>>135837070
He means he would not do the tournament and just save her with his powers.
>>135836958
There's few characters that can be completely free of guilt; they may as well be forces of nature.
Aside from that, Talk no Jutsu them into showing guilt from anything, and you win.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Bomb_Generation
does sending opponents or into a black hole counts as a win ?
>>135835129
>Beginning Dominance
What does this even mean?
>>135836882
Would literally make you inmune to all sorts of physical attacks because the resulting acceleration from getting punched would just be accumulated instead.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magneto-Graviton_Manipulation
I just condese all the participants in a point, then shove it in imoutos sickly ass. Win.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence
>the ability to handle all situations
IT JUST WERKS
>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis
Time for Sunfall
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation
Unlock everyone's full power then
>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Experience_Mimicry
I break my limit.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniverse_Manipulation
I think i will win ..
Just think tho.
>>135837102
It should do, although Saitama would get out of it somehow.
>Identity Creation
>you can implant new memories in other people, making themselves part of their lives either as family or friends
Hmm, I can just make some rich guy believe I am his beloved son.
And I can also make every girl in the school believe I am their beloved boyfriend and make them all pregnant.
This is not really a heroic power.
>>135837105
Think of a goal: your power allows the necessary sequence of events to achieve it. Such as winning the tournament or saving your imouto.
>>135837106
So I can become as OP as saitama if he punches me with his hardest punch?
Or I can absorb the acceleration of the sick imoutos disease so that she can function normally because I'll slow her disease to the point of irrelevance
>>135835938
Money
>>135837012
my nigga
>>135837100
So I'm fucked if there's even one person who doesn't give a fuck that I can't take in a fist fight.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Stellar_Manipulation
What the fuck kind of star is that? Dark destructive evil star energy? Am I gonna have to blow up star systems?
>>135836798
I kek'd
>>135837254
Only from being a hero though.
That's the question - would beating up another protagonist still make him a hero? Would the others be the antagonist/evil?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quantum_Foam_Manipulation
>User can manipulate quantum foam, the smallest level and foundation of reality, from which all things in existence originally emerged.
I'll just change reality so that my sis never got sick, which makes the tournament moot. If Saitama tries to stop me, I'll change reality so that a single, long, curly hair sprouts from his otherwise bald head. He would either be completely disgusted, shocked or happy. Either way, distracted enough not to punch me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Immunity
cool
>>135837277
I.e. Saitama - this was even tried on him by mooks and he literally doesn't give a shit.
>>135836798
You dumbass! What if you told Saitama that if he forfeited you would make the world be as bald as him???
>>135837357
Don't talk to me like that or you'll be bald next.
>>135837357
Holy fuck, you'd also have him as your bro forever too.
>>135837308
Antagonists aren't necessarily evil. Two heroes can have conflicting methods towards a solution, where the stronger method wins out.
>>135835129
That picture is pure cancer.
Might as well use the word manime unironically.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnificence
Well would you look at that, I don't even need to device a plan.
Rerolling for a challenge
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Diligence_Embodiment
From overpowered to literally nothing and I'm lazy in the first place.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Asura_Form
I will rip and tear, I guess.
>>135837357
You do know this would mean you'd make your imouto bald too right?
Fuck that.
>>135837407
I know, I'm aware of the difference between antagonists and villains/evil.
I just added evil since in OPM that's the whole emphasis of the heroes.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Monster_Physiology
i would turn into cthulu and bring upon the reptilian revolution
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Activation_%26_Deactivation
>This can sometimes be used to activate and deactivate powers
>Biologically a user of this power could activate or shutdown vital organs
It means nothing, Saitama will shrug it off somehow. And I will be baffled and screaming hack and asspull before the killing blow.
>>135837410
It is cancer, but only because the three on the bottom half of the pic would wreck all four of the top half with utter ease.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serqekinetic_Entity_Creation
Make my acid slime eat everyone, save imouto, enjoy harem.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Empowerment
Guess I'm gonna lose because of my own hope hindering my fighting ability and then destroy the place after getting several powerlevels when my imouto dies. Edgy.
>>135835129
/Dragon_Soul
can live with that
>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Athleticism
Boring but maybe I can win if it's sports tournament, otherwise I just try to be beaten buy people with coolest power.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Erinaceomorph_Physiology
I lose and look like a Sonic OC while doing it
/Jabberwock_Physiology
Quite odd but rather vanilla powers, probably have to play to the strenghts of also being bizarrely scary to have a chance.
>>135837727
Wow, I feel sorry for you man. You can't even go fast
>>135835129
there is literally nothing worse than the Naruto/Bleach fags who graduated to "muh srs seinen" manga fags.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Treachery_Inducement
I'm fucked
This power never works on anyone that is smart enough to figure it out
At the most I'm just a weekly villain that gets beat by someone more important
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloudportation
Fuck the tournament, time to explore the universe.
For the money I can just bring some rocks from mars or some precious materials/stuff from some corner of the universe.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Celedon_Physiology
Forfeit, abandon my imoutonow I am the imouto
Alternatively, sacrifice a limb since ya know, gold and everything.
>>135835129
>Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Antimatter_Manipulation
Whelp. How do I avoid killing myself if I am confined to tournament grounds? If I could snipe from several kilometers away I could actually do something.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Summoning
The power to summon empathic entities. Advanced combination Summoning and Empathy.
>Ambition Manipulation
>basically Haki
I'm good
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_Inducement
I give Saitama hair.
I win.
>>135835943
He punches the universe and fixes it like you would a television.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Probability_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
I think im good.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Culinary_Intuition
This can't even be used offensively.
I guess I could get a job and earn the money myself.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gut_Storage
Eat a entire arsenal of weaponry (rocket launchers, assault rifles, grenades, tear gas, and so on) and just go spray and pray?
>>135837873
Make really low amounts of it. The tricky part is getting it to where you want without it touching the air or anything else away from it. So you better be able to create it where you want it.
Alternatively, just sell a bit of it
>$62.5 trillion per gram of antihydrogen
>>135836247
Your future is bright Anon-kun. Use it wisely
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crustacean_Physiology
I'm Keiji now. Don't care even if I lose the tournament, I have Asimov's regeneration and Keiji's punches and vision.
>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Dhampir_Physiology
I chose supernatural beauty and seduce all my opponents. Then kill them with a backstab when they are defenseless.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Justice_Manipulation
Well, that was easy.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unity
They can have the prize money.
My imouto is simply not sick anymore.
>>135838143
Can't you use it wisely for me instead? Using my lazy powers seems like so much work.
>>135836235
I didn't know League of Legends was a superpower
>>135836235
Start a Salt enterprise and get tons of money. Problem solved
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernation
Well, just do nothing.
>>135838047
>This can't even be used offensively.
You need the mindset that everything can be an ingredient, then work from there.
Cannibalization = cutting up live humans
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Essence_Distilling
Basically, shit. Not to mention belong to a sub
>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Electrical Resurrection
Find the grave of a strong warrior and resurrect them.
Offer them a free hat if they serve me.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demonic-Undead_Physiology This might work.
>>135835129
>Get one punched by onepunch man, become invincible jew.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Empowerment
>>135836360
The medicine your sister need but cartoon version. It stills medicine after all.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Lordship I can cure her without winning.
>>135836427
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Entity_Creation
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spoon_Manipulation
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balloon_Mimicry
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Arm
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Transfusion
My fucking god these powers. Trying hard not to lose it on the train to fucking 'Sword Arm'. Jesus Christ.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conductivity_Manipulation
I make the air around the opponents super conducive electrocuting them on the spot.
>>135835129
>Ability Transcendence
I would learn really basic moves from a dojo then upgrade them to be world breaking attacks. If I have to, I'll pick up some extra moves from friends for other stupid upgrades.
Zero effort, zero risk of losing.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lexiconicy
I can draw so I'd draw a Saitama and make him come to life to fight for me
>>135838382
Oh shit what does happen when Saitama hits someone like that
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Randomization
I just wish for the best
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Magic
And suddenly I'm an edge lord. I guess I can submit all the normies np but the higher tiers have enough guts to no-sell my power.
>>135838534
Power overload. You know the trope, x makes character y stronger, but if you keep pumping x into him, sooner or later he will burst at the seems and implode.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instilled_Knowledge
Bestow myself with the knowledge of all my opponents weaknesses.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lava_Breath
Too common I guess :/??
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Manipulation
I think I may be fine.
>>135838534
You would die before feeling any pain.
That's kind of like Metal Bat
>>135838608
Instead of finding a more efficient way of earning money than a tournament or simply saving your imouto yourself? You want the thrill of battle?
>>135838434
Balloon Mimicry and Sword arm are the fucking funniest. God bless the asshole who got stuck with Balloon Mimicry.
>>135837235
Think of everything in some kind of scale, with numeric value of course. Equal the acceleration of Saitama's punch to 0 I guess?
>>135838017
>I think I'm god.
Fixed that for you
>>135838047
>This can't even be used offensively.
Toriko would disagree with this
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stagnation
This power is confusing as fuck. Can I stop power growth or what?
>>135835129
>Zero point energy manipulation
I have no fucking idea but with MC plot armor it'll probably be OP as fuck.
>>135837206
Are you saying that his power manipulates reality to achieve what he wants?
Holy fuck....
>>135836285
>Ichigo is fucked
>The faggot that moves faster than Ichibei who has almost mach 4000 speed is fucked
>Because of a hypersonic faggot like Kenshiro
bait
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doll_Manipulation
I quit the tournament and live with a harem of soulless, moving fucktoys. Become an antagonist desperately trying to find a way to make dolls with an actual soul due to years of isolation and desensitization to moving dolls. Start treating humans and dolls and serial-killing them in a vain attempt at discovering tangible clues to the human soul.
MC shows up and tells me I'm not living life correctly. Punches me so hard I seemingly die, then I am consumed by my own dolls in an ironic twist of fate.
Let's face it, puppet masters are never good guys. This is the type of tragic story you'd expect.I come back two arcs later as a grown man in a little girl doll body and top character polls forever
>>135837205
You could manipulate doctors minds to think your imouto is President's daughter, it will turn into a VIP
>>135838771
You can stop movement or thought processes since that requires change.
>>135837517
You could 'deactivate' his baldness and would be your friend (maybe)
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_Empowerment
If it's for my imouto, it's worth it, right?
Creation and Destruction Embodiment
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Creation_and_Destruction_Embodiment
I don't think I will have an issue. I can create a new imouto if anything happens.
>>135838258
You would be too lazy to transfer your power to me...
>>135836330
Guts, Saitama, Naruto and the others are confused as to why you're screaming 'CRAAAWWWLIIING IN MY SKIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEAAL!'
>>135837205
>This is not really a heroic power.
Certainly not if that's all you can think about.
>Instill new personalities on all the world's leaders
>Create world peace and a utopia
Problem is getting into contact with them but that's hardly an obstacle really when you can make yourself rise to prominence via gradually more influental people.
>>135839079
good point
>>135838676
Men are born in the heat of battle anon.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Image_Projection
guess I'll conjure my waifu along with the reward ride off into the sunset. The tournament can go fuck itself
Better yet, I'll just conjure a less shitty imouto altogether
>>135835129
life aspect manifestation
can induce any type of behaviour on someone or feel the behavioral benefits. Induce severe depression, and hope they off themselves. That's all i got.
>>135839408
You trumped every other power in this thread.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multi_Strike
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>>135836829
Or you could punch people so hard they become doors.
You win that tournament, then you create another one where other people like you compete on who can punch the best door possible.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coral_Physiology
I'm ded
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Garbage_Mimicry
Fitting power for a trash like me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Morphing
I guess i'm a S-Class then.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Embodiment
don't even participate just cure my imouto myself
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/God_Hand
Fitting, considering my right arm is kinda ripped from jerking off 24/7
>>135835129
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cursed_Resurrection
I don't, but I can kinda save my sister, I just need to give her some small curse like her hair will be forever white or losing the movement of the left pinky or something like that.
And no, I obviously can't kill Saitama (invulnerable) or Jotaro (Platinum Star) to ress and use them.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Charging
>Pic related
>>135840058
Just make her shadow pink
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invulnerability
Well, this tournament is not going to get me anywhere.
>>135840058
But what if such minor "curses" wouldn't really cut it?
Would you still do it if it'd have to be something like infertility or extreme frailty or paraplegia or blindness?
>>135835129
>Blood Marionette
Man, I'm fucking set. I don't think I even need a plan.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Determination_Embodiment
It would be a great fight at least.
>>135835129
So why exactly is fucking Saitama standing there with actually good protagonists
>>135835129
>Vice inducement
Make the opponent too lazy to fight and have them surrender
KEEEEK
>>135837429
>literally nothing
You're literally a better version of Rakudai's protagonist. Train everyday and win everything through sheerDETERMINATION
>>135840531
He is literally the best protagonist there but I don't expect a simple pleb like yourself from reddit to understand that.
>>135835129
Come at me scrubs.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
>>135838382
I think you have to actually survive the attack. If not, all you need to do is to put a hand grenade in your mouth and bite down.
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatal_Countenance
I guess I just look at them. Although I don't know if I'd get the prize money if I kill them.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation
who reality manipulation here
>>135840726
Nice meme, I'm sure your pals at Reddit and Tumblr will absolutely love it friendo!
Really though, fuck off with your cancer.
>>135838434
>>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balloon_Mimicry
Man, I can just imagine the scene. You have Guts just staring at the guy who's turned himself into a balloon, with a combination of bone-deep distrust and pity.
> "Aren't - Aren't you going to hit him?"
> "I know. I know! But it feels like a vaguely demeaning use for a good sword."
>>135835129
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Surgery
I quit and cure my sister my self.
Then proceed to cure more people for small fees of course (just enough to pay the rent and food).
Then i teach the skill to proper surgeons and make it as widespread as possible.
