I'm Asuka, Asuka Langley Shikinami, charmed huh?
What are you, stupid?
And now's my chance.
Look at me dammit! Look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!
I'm Asuka, Asuka Langley Shikinami, charmed huh?
What are you, stupid?
And now's my chance.
Look at me dammit! Look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!
I'm Asuka, Asuka Langley Shikinami, charmed huh?
What are you, stupid?
And now's my chance.
Look at me dammit! Look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!
I'm Asuka, Asuka Langley Shikinami, charmed huh?
What are you, stupid?
And now's my chance.
Look at me dammit! Look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!
I'm Asuka, Asuka Langley Shikinami, charmed huh?
What are you, stupid?
And now's my chance.
Look at me dammit! Look at me!
No! None of this is the real me!
ok
Worthless slut
What a great, totally original bait thread.
>>135713977
How is this bait?
>>135714000
Asuka is a shit and deserves to be hated.
why do i feel like every character in eva is just shinji with another face
>>135714000
>Shikinami
>>135714068
but thats her name
>>135713213
It's Soryu you fraud!
>>135714106
Nope.
>>135714141
He literally says Shikinami
>>135714225
And he's wrong.
Look at you?
Yeah, that should be about it. You do have the looks.
But you're indeed not the real me.
>>135714252
And in her introduction she literally says "Shikinami"
>>135714323
And Shikinami never deals with the scenes OP is referencing.
Is asuka pronounced as aus-ka or a-zu-ka?
>>135714393
But those events aren't even canon anymore so it doesn't even matter
>>135714499
nope.
>>135714499
Not canon? The fuck are you babbling about?
>>135714532
Rebuilds overwrite NGE
>>135714584
No they don't.
>>135714640
>Muh speculation
OK.
>>135714499
>>135714584
>>135714640
Whether sequel theory will prove to be right, wrong or we will be forever left wondering, Rebuilds in no way can override the existing story NGE is.
>>135714751
And even assuming they do overwrite NGE, then OP still doesn't happen. Weak bait all around.
Asuka might not be best girl, but she sure is great.
>>135714067
because you have prosopagosia
>>135714848
with an n
>>135714823
Oh Misato.
Where can I find a Christmas cake as good as you?
>>135714877
Fellow cakeposters are always on point.
>>135714877
>>135714984
Older ugly women deserve to die alone.
>>135714042
Hello reddit
>>135715219
>28
>Old
What?
>>135713213
Well, stop using Sohryu pictures then
>>135714715
Rebuild was already confirmed a sequel by Kaworu's seiyuu
>>135715752
[citation needed]
>>135715928
His cast interview for 3.0
>>135715384
Kill yourself asukafag, a real redditor is an asukafag, like you.
>>135714640
deep in my heart, i still hope that this is just what i should expect from the master
>>135716131
Rei is literally reddit
>>135716663
>rei reddit
go away reddit
>>135716131
>>135714823
Still hot in her 40s, too
>>135715384
Asuka is literally a generic tsundere. I can watch any other anime and get the same feeling I do from this annoying bitch
>>135718145
>Asuka
>tsundere
Yeah, just look at how tsun she was to Kaji
>>135713213
You're fucking garbage Asuka.
Thank god Shinji and Rei blew you the fuck out in the original.
>>135716762
You can't say reddit without rei.
RE I
>>135713213
Asuka is best girl
But I have to be loyle to my waifu
>>135718359
The only one who got blown up was Rei
>>135714984
>yfw you realize she's an older rei ayanami
>>135718449
>>135718471
>not new posts
Asukafaggotry never ceases to amaze.
>>135718540
What does Christopher have to do with new posts?
He just knows Asuka is best girl, like moot.
Speaking of moot, he is still out there looking for Asuka, more than anything a reifag would do.
>>135718622
A Reifag would hang themselves, like Robin Williams.
>>135718145
You are literally a shitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c_dUVRvNs
>>135718622
>>135718988
>>135719116
>no new posts
asukafaggotry is cancer
>>135713213
>i'm sad cuz a boy didn't hug me when i had a kiss with him , even when he didn't want it in the first place.
>Better suck Kaiji's dick!
Shinji deserve fucking better , poor guy got the worst endng.
>>135719679
>implying Shinji didn't eat Asuka's body for food to survive
>>135719733
>>135719679
They were the first rung in repopulating the human race.
>>135720167
Nice fanfic.
>>135713945
Worthless bait. Reifags sure are upset today.
>>135719733
He only ate one part of her and she loved it.
>>135721039
Shinji is polite enough to finish his food. Even if it does smell and taste like shit.
Concept for a doujin:
An Asukafag and a Reifag are neighbors, and both have their respective anime girls as gfs. They both fucking hate each other.
>>135721539
You forgot to add:
Mature, intelligent Misatofag across the street watches their antics
>>135721662
You forgot the Marifag who just wants everyone's dicks up his anus.
>>135721767
You forgot to add the Shinjifag and Kaworufag fucking eachother at the gaybar across the street
Why didn't shinji help himself to a footjob while asuka was in a coma? at least give em a good lick
>>135721662
>Mature, intelligent Misatofag across the street watches their antics
>mature and intelligent
He would be that third neighbor nobody gives a fuck about him, but still tries to be relevant.
>>135721928
He doesn't want to touch Asuka because she probably has AIDS.
>>135721662
>Mature, intelligent
I know
>>135714446
oss (like moss) - ka
>>135713213
I think you are very pretty. But I have a deep desire to make Rei smile.
dumb bitch
>>135724917
Dumb anon.
