Depressed chinese bear thread.
http://exhentai.org/g/889284/044379ea64/
http://exhentai.org/g/889067/e9a3e5597c/
http://exhentai.org/g/889414/483a532014/
Hey /a/, our group translated fatalpulses new doujin. Enjoy
http://exhentai.org/g/889443/2812ad9f32/
>Kowaremono: Risa got animated
They are picking up weirder and weirder stuff to adapt these days
>>135566142
I fucking love you guys
>>135566142
Thanks for the hard work. Though you really couldn't be slightly patient? Massive larger raws already became available yesterday.
>Search for small breasts
>Most results have average breasts but not small ones
Well, there should be a flatboard tag.
>>135566765
you mean uh
lolicon
>>135566802
No, big birls with flat chests.
>>135566690
Well fuck, looks like I won't be going to work today.
>>135566814
Adult lolis are disgusting.
>>135566690
>>135566765
Petite is not a tag.But it ought to be.
>>135566985
Lolis are so clever
>inconveniencing people in your attempt to sound cute
At least put the word "panda" in the OP somewhere.
>>135566289
Well, the Kowaremono from c86 got adapted and Risa + was fucking great, why not
>>135567657
Y-you dont think i'm cute? ;_;
>That manatama plus 3 preview
Goodbye my dick.
Hey Joe, I seem to have lost the ability to look at fjorded content directly on g.e. I have already tried to erase cookies and use other browser to no avail. Is there anything else I can do?
>>135567208
What happened
>>135567699
Afaik only 100$+ donors have that ability these days.
>>135567699
You can still see it on ex? Why would you want to see it specifically on g.e?
What's your 2015 hentai manga/doujinshi of the year?
http://exhentai.org/g/889401/552026b409/
rip
>>135567972
>http://exhentai.org/g/889401/552026b409/
The uploaded just made a compilation of magazine scans, he didn't edit the tank.
>>135567972
>english gallery
>torrent title in moon
Literally why.
>>135567998
>Completed tankoubon, less censored, bit higher quailty than magazine
>less censored
m8.
Anyone happen to remember the recent story where a rich girl has her maid fuck her boyfriend for her? I can't seem to find it under maid. Guessing it might have been wani-ed?
>>135568025
Have you checked the gallery or did you just believe him blindly?
>>135568048
Probably not the one but similar story.
http://exhentai.org/g/885226/6ec947b905/
Anyone taking doujin translation Request?
http://exhentai.org/g/887977/68dab9bb8c/
>>135567998
There was a bonus chapter translated with the sisters that wasn't before, although it wasn't done very well.
>>135568089
It's re-edited and cleaner if you look.
>>135568097
http://exhentai.org/g/875929/ac11230662/ I have no idea how but I glossed over it. thanks for trying though anon.
>>135568113
Many people are,for money. Bust out that CC anon.
>>135567972
Thanks anon. Apparently this shit is hidden from my front page, wouldn't have found it without you.
>>135568262
Because its expunged.
I didn't know Jingrock did an elf doujin.
exhentai.org/g/889483/a729c8fe69/
Anyone got some tear jerkers? I wanna read something with heavy feels.
Example:http://exhentai.org/g/158971/9ac820be34/
>>135568668
Read mother netorare for maximum emotional reaction.
Seeing as the cafe site has not been updated in quite some time, does anyone have another site that is active?
>>135568668
http://exhentai.org/g/860370/543d3d5aae/
>>135568726
Yeah, that site was updating fairly regularly for awhile. They never did put the Distance on though. Does anyone bother making torrents for Fakku stuff anymore? Last time I got one it was great, it had everything that they'd released at the time, but that was before the site you mentioned came into being.
>>135568900
What cafe?
Horriblescans did a torrent some time ago with everyhing fakku has.
>>135568934
Would you mind linking it if you have the link?
>>135566142
I wish he made more doujin quicker. How can anybody resist those fucking mindbroken faces?
>>135568992
it's somewhere on torrents, just search horriblescans
>>135568726
you mean hentai(dot)cafe? not really, the torrents only
>>135569065
Pity. Can't anyone that has a line to the nhentai owner ask him to start hosting more then just a backup version of panda.
>>135569065
Ah damn, looks like the last torrent is two months old. Thanks anyways.
What do I do If I want to search parodies only?
is this the thread for people, yet again, contemplating suicide?
>>135569267
You can't fap to the c89 releases if you're dead so no.
>>135569152
Sorry about that.
>>135569212
Read: http://ehwiki.org/wiki/searching
>>135569152
>>135568900
>>135568726
What's currently available is listed out in the FM sheet. If you know of others, do let me know. There was a torrent after the horriblescans one, which is where the ones listed as "Very Low Res" come from. It's long gone though and unseeded because reasons.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uJzgJBGuY5Jv0xcaPwGD8lAlYueu0Z6Q4HWdy1BDDDg/pubhtml
>>135566142
>You'll never a Caglio clone dutch wife.
That's the true suffering right there.
>>135569380
You should fix that.
>>135569652
Would love to. Can't.
>>135569725
why
>>135569649
>that entire doujin
>my dick when they started killing her
Every time I think Asanagi has reached his peak he goes ahead and proves me wrong.
>>135569387
Well, I guess i'm fucked then.
>>135569810
Because only credit cards are allowed as payment for the subscriptions.
>>135569997
That stops it how?
>>135570053
It should be obvious why.
That new Jingrock elf doujin makes me mad. She's so pure and cute, and then she gets raped and abused by an old, fat, balding guy.
Elves are (NOT) for raping!
>>135570104
>Elves are (NOT) for raping!
My fellow Elven enthusiast.
http://exhentai.org/g/880758/c5df01e67b/
>>135570099
What?
How else did you pay before? I'm not sure because I only ever payed for things with a credit card before, ever.
I doubt they took cash so I don't understand what you're trying to say.
>>135570446
Bitcoin used to be an option.
Also, there are other reasons.
If you don't know, you don't know.
>>135570483
I don't know, that's why i'm asking in the first place
i have no idea what bitcoin is besides the concept
isn't it just online cash like others? webmoney and shit?
So what's the problem with paying with a credit card? I was thinking of uploading their newer works but now you got me confused
>>135569612
>Axalon
>$1.20
Huh. That's a typo that's gone uncaught for months. It's really 1.10 standard translation. 1.80 is for TL+ED, but I think I may discontinue my editing service. Just saying in case you want to update it.
>>135570599
I went by whatever I saw on the site at the time. I thought about contacting people for better info, but I probably won't get around to it. There's an editable version on the Other Stuff spreadsheet.
The information is provided to have some minimal baseline of collected information.
As always, if anyone has anything to suggest about the spreadsheets, let me know in some way, somewhere, somehow.
AS109 artset when?
Here's a bunch of C89. Enjoy.
http://exhentai.org/g/889520/102a79bff0/
http://exhentai.org/g/889517/b44f5082aa/
http://exhentai.org/g/889519/139f6b9e06/
http://exhentai.org/g/889521/babe5653b2/
http://exhentai.org/g/889522/3ed3d3aadb/
http://exhentai.org/g/889525/598f5b97e7/
http://exhentai.org/g/889523/87a7cab2d2/
>>135566142
That killing thing reminds me on that SS-Brain manga.
http://exhentai.org/g/595058/381d00622c/
>>135569065
now it will 404 you fucking shit head
>>135570658
Yeah, I don't blame you, it was my mistake.
>>135570707
what?
>>135570698
I should really get into Granblue Fantasy.
>>135570707
>acting like the jews don't know about cafe
>>135570718
So it goes.
>>135568668
http://exhentai.org/g/884113/1268856e42/
Great, pop9 is spamming the world's worst scans again.
Who the fuck keeps vetoing legitimate tags?
>>135567685
Is that a corruption thing or are they two different girls?
http://exhentai.org/g/889035/5e7b9488c7/
>>135570698
Thank you. Now if only pop9 wasn't uploading hot garbage releases and more like you.
>Every time I attempt to fap I get an incredible headache
What do I have left to live for?
>>135571260It is Manaka after she gets mind broken and apparently goes full gyaru fuck toy.
>>135571739
>>135571739
>>135571783
Its beautiful.
>>135571618
You may have a blood related problem. Have you been eating alright?
I can't search pictures from ex via Google Image search anymore.
That's new. And kinda annoying.
>>135571783
Dem heart-shaped tanline-formed areolae are my thing.
>>135571299
It's nice, but the pictures are kinda small.
>>135567685
>>135571739
>>135571783
I need this in my life or it won't be worth living
>>135571861
Not especially, I'm weak to Christmas
>>135571883
Hiroshima killed it degeso
>>135571783
>hairy armpits
Fucking disgusting
>>135572008
I doubt that.
I didn't know they made a h-anime of this.
http://exhentai.org/g/801259/e067eb9298/
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=1903707
>>135572119
Second one from Kusari, pretty lackluster honestly
>>135572182
I don't know any h adaption that isn't lackluster, the animation and voice acting is usually terrible.
>>135569997
What is a disposable credit card.
>>135572182
>>135572273
You can't stop me from jerking off
>Scanlators working for a buck a page
How do the rest survive?
>>135571739
>>135571783
>still not uploaded
Life is suffering.
>>135572749
Needs more script prices.
>>135572749
>CGRascal charges money
>people actually pay
>>135572749
How do I give mysterymeat3 all my money.
The man is a blessing.
>>135572836
A direct quote from one of CGrascals releases:
>But in my opinion, the awkwardness of this one makes the thing as a whole more fun
>>135572877
Do people actually commission him though? And if so why when there's all those other ones who actually speak English?
>>135571952
>>135572787
I'll scan it once I get home unless somebody beats me to it. It will take a while though, this book is pretty thick.
>>135572874
He has a patreon.
https://www.patreon.com/mysterymeat3?ty=h
>>135572911
You're doing god's work Anon. Just wondering, I heard it has a happy ending. What happens?
>>135572972
>$160 a month for translating a couple of pieces of loli garbage a month
Wow.
>>135573073
Trap garbage.
I came for the faps and stayed for the feels. Fucking glorious ending.
>>135573014
If you checked the images then those are the last three pages of the book. I guess it can be considered happy since he basically sort of accepts her as she is and doesn't end up a mind-fucked shell of a human like the guy in Ima Ria.
Asanagi a shit. A SHIIIIIIT!
>>135573301
You a shit
Does anyone recognize the artist please?
>>135573465
I'm guessing Jingrock because
that nose and mouth distance. and mouth shape
>>135572972
Wait, $162.91 a month and it's not even for commissions? Just for doing shit he likes?
God damn sign me up.
>>135573164
As expected of Digital Lover!
Translations of her other works when
>>135570570
you really want to pay for what its classed in many places as child pornagraphy with a traceable method?
>>135574938
What? Are you being serious now?
When Is sad panda going to get a proper RSS feed(s)?
>>135573864
It's quicker to learn moon, anon. 1 year is enough to pick-up doujin-reading levels.
>>135573864
>her
>>135571783
>cum still inside pussy
>gyaru
>>135567699
Go to your settings and turn off ads.
>>135573465
>>135573548
looks like sunagawa tara
>>135572749
>A buck a page
Do these people enjoy wasting hours for no return or something?
I TL script only and I ask for like 35USD for a 24-pager, and I'm a bottom-tier nobody.
Even then, I've never gone with more than a couple days without TL requests.
I guess people just associate low prices with bad TL quality, so they're hesitant to pay for something that will probably be CGRascal-tier engrish.
Kind of like "A good translator would never ask for this low of a price" kind of thing.
>>135566855
>adult
>loli
choose one.
>>135572891
I'm not sure how many of his translations are commissions or just stuff he does on his own time? I guess he's pretty quick with his translations? But I'd rather wait a little longer for a good translation? You know, one that isn't so wooden and doesn't inexplicably throw in question marks where they don't belong?
>>135576094
>$1.45/page for script only
Bullshit, no one would be stupid enough to pay that when ever other major player is like $0.80/page tops.
>>135576939
The market seems to disagree with you.
This is just one of my payment accounts, just to show you a fraction of what I get for a simple script.
>ever other major player is like $0.80/page tops.
But that's the point. An overly cheap translation feels like it's going to be bad quality, so an unexperienced buyer will instinctively go to the more expensive translator.
Because it's better to pay a bit more for a TL you're sure will be good, rather than wasting money on something you might need to recommission again, or pay for a proof-reading on.
>>135577066
>12 since June
>never gone with more than a couple days without TL requests.
kek.
>pop9 uploads
>>135577125
Like mentioned, it's only one of the payment accounts, that's only a part of the received commissions.
Also, why do you think there's payments over 200USD?
They're big things that take time, I won't accept a 20 page commission if I'm working on a 200 page CG already
well I give up waiting for xration
not only it hasn't been scanned 5 days since the beginning of C89, after going through the samples I realized it's just a prequel to the netorare impregnation one which explains how the ninjas got caught and drugged
this is fucking bullshit
I was expecting a proper sequel with an ending worthy of xration, but he can't even do that anymore
>>135577211
Okay then, so where do you take comissions from/what name?
>>135577066
> a whopping $700 over a 6 month period
get a fucking job you hippie
>>135577222
You whiny faggot, porn is sold during the third day, and uploads don't usually pick up before a week since the beginning.
You can start crying if it's still not uploaded in 2 weeks, not now.
>>135577299
If they're in a poor country that's enough to live off, but is PayPal has commas in the money amounts so probably a Euro.
>>135577271
I take commissions from the forums of a certain gloomy ursine gallery site.
I'd rather not say under what name for obvious reasons.
>>135577299
>I'm literally unable to read something that's been said twice already
>>135577355
>obvious reasons
I'm going to find who's charging $1.50 for fucking scripts on SadPanda and alert everyone to your Ashkenazi ways.
>>135577406
Good luck I'm behind 7 proxies
>>135577406
It's a way higher price than basically anyone else asks for but I guess some people are stupid enough to waste money. Only group I know taking such high commission costs is the Phoenix Syndicate, though their thing is that they have an actual group doing those translations with QC and all that instead of 1-2 people doing everything.
I can't honestly think of any translator taking upwards of 1,5$ per page for just the script when there's translation veterans who will do full scanlation for that price.
anyone got any cute lovedovey doujins?
those are my favourites.
>>135577553
If you don't mind some more extreme bodies in your lovey exchange.
http://exhentai.org/g/837033/be214a0375/
http://exhentai.org/g/828472/66a9dc12d7/
>>135577543
>I can't honestly think of any translator taking upwards of 1,5$ per page
SaHa.
Well, this fucking sucked.
Why are these Dragon Quest doujin so shit? Did Shindol stop trying?
>>135577682
Read to the end you idiot, 1,5$ per page FOR SCRIPT.
>>135577747
Yeah, that's what SaHa actually charges. Wanted $11 for a texty afterword page once.
pls how to filter cancerous uploaders
>>135577833
-pop9 -cgrascal -laruffi -desudesu
>>135577907
Why would you filter desu?
>>135577926
shitty grammar and typos everywhere.
>>135577833
My current filte
c89 -translated -yaoi -pop9
>>135566765
Yeah it's a shame, ex really needs a flat.chest tag.
Not counting story or the lewd aspects, which hentai artist has the objectivelly best art style?
>>135579036
Erect Touch
>>135579036
Udon-Ya is pretty high tier.
>>135579036
Shiwasu no Okina.
>>135579036
kochi
>>135570104
Hairy old man is not even rage inducing anymore. It screams "Look how edgy I am" at this point. Same with the "If I fuck the blackmailer, the problem will end....oops Im a slut now" scenario.
Ero creators have to up their game
>>135579036
It really depends. Sometimes I'm in the mood for Udon-ya, other times it's the dirtiness of Shiwasu. Then sometimes I'm on for Uran or D.L..
>>135572877
I guess I apparently had fun trying to read their trainwreck of a translation when they did Maruta's stories.
>>135566078
Slime stuff are the best. No one ever links them though... Should I just paste all my favs here for the greater good?
>>135579490
We talking "slime girl" slime or "slime monster" slime here?
I'll only take the former.
>>135579341
>Hairy old man
But that is kinda hot
>>135579663
I wish humans came eggs. Could you imagine a bunch of gelatinous bubbles worming out of your cock as you ejaculate?
Shit would feel amazing.
>>135579663
>>135579724
pls no
go away
MODS
>>135579724
But eggs don't work like that. Eggs are always the female side, that's basically how you define "female"...
>>135579663
>The borderline is very vague there.
No? There's a pretty huge difference between a guy fucking a slime girl and a girl being fucked by a slime.
>>135579897
Fuckin' whatever, man. Make me a lady and give me the ability to jizz eggs.
>>135579663
what the fuck
>>135579173
Shit faces.
A good hentai artist must be good with anatomy.
Saddly, there are few artist these days able to draw characters with more semi-realistic proportions.
>>135579898
And a guy being drained of semen by a slime monster? See?
>>135579036
Butcha-U, everything else is shit
>>135579941
I know how you feel, but my main issue is with the faces. I can't stand generic moe blob faces, I like things like defined noses.
>>135579937
I'd eat your eggs
>>135580083
Does watching/reading Kaiji give you a boner?
>>135580133
Kek.
Was talking more like Naruto's noses and faces.
>heads with multiple shapes.
>realistic body proportions.
I hate Naruto, but their style is nice.
>>135579663
>Posting something like that without a source
Have some mercy, anon.
>>135579036
There's no single best but
Inoue Kiyoshirou
Kokonoki Nao
Tex Mex
Takemura Sesshu
Ash Yokoshima
Fatalpulse
are pretty good. Whether you like their style is entirely subjective though.
>>135580318
>Ash Yokoshima
I love his works but always forget about him since he only does the occasional doujin these days. I miss 3 angels short.
>>135579937
Eggs in porn manga are usually already fertilized things merely implanted by the creature in question. Not sure how they get fertilized but sure sounds like a plan.Guy fucks girl > guy fucks monster > monster implants eggs in girl > girl gives birth to a human and a bunch of half-human eggs at the same time
>>135580312
exhentai.org/g/556599/c7306956c0/
>>135579036
this >>135579115
and Neromashin
>>135580553
>ntr'd by a monster
He had no chance winning her without the ability to cum eggs
Have you fapped to Fate's ass yet?
http://exhentai.org/g/889539/9903fa8a5b/
I'm bored, give me something to translate.
>>135582271
http://exhentai.org/g/855659/5068886979/
Should be easy enough, too bad my nip is still shit.
http://exhentai.org/g/850366/e1625d5b5e/
This if you don't like gay shit.
>>135582271
http://exhentai.org/g/106394/10c4825db5/
>>135582271
Tatsunami Youtoku's story here please.
http://exhentai.org/s/80744ed630/861204-130
>>135582271
http://exhentai.org/g/875747/effdb95439/
Some anons in a Granblue Fantasy thread asked for a translation for this, back in Christmas.
http://exhentai.org/g/889654/2ee3f5db63/
>>135582271
http://exhentai.org/g/790725/26e3d6d62b/
>>135566142
>rape
>deepthroat
>stomach deformation
>mind break
Okay
>amputee
>snuff
>necrophilia
Well I think Fatalpulse has gone a bit too far for me. I'm going to have to tap out.
>>135582601
He went further in the Tera doujin, even with some implied coprophagia on top of all the snuff. I think he peaked with that one.
>daiz in the sadpanda channel
who the fuck invited that bald fucker?
No place is safe from him
>>135583147
hes doing recon and trying to shut us from the inside
Anyone knows the name of this artist? Can't find him on Google.
>>135583381
Akagi Gijou
>>135570104
She loved the fat old man huge cock, though.
If she didn't want to get raped, why was she exposing her ears like that?
AS109 on panda!
Best day of the year.
>>135584439
>elf
>bondage
>355 pages
>>135584439
>>135584533
I don't see it, link?
>>135584675
Learn to browse g.e. Panda is delayed.
exhentai.org/g/889675/a87d061570/
>>135584780
>>Learn to browse g.e. Panda is delayed.
Oh. I had no idea. Thanks a lot!
That new AS109 set is pretty tame for elves and his own standards.
I hope it also gets translated.
>>135569835
>they started killing her
>>135571618
I've had that happen to me a few times; when I'm about to finish I get the sensation that the back of my head's about to blow out.
>>135571883
Google's been dead to me since they annexed YT.
>>135585234
I get one right in the front of my head and feel really hot for some seconds. I have constant migraines though so I stopped caring about it.
That henreader twitter image, mu dick.
http://exhentai.org/s/a7fe949460/889483-7
>this fucking guy
Absolutely crazy
>>135572749
>restrictions
Wow, what entitled shitlords
On top of being paid for translating, you get iffy and picky if something doesn't suit your taste.
NIGGER YOU'RE BEING PAID TO TRANSLATE, NOT TO FUCKING JACK OFF TO IT. NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO IMAGINE YOURSELF BEING FUCKED BY A FUTA!
>>135586885
Imagine being a britbong translator and the Queen herself comes to your house to arrest you.
>>135586959
but instead she hands over an invitation for a royal orgy with lolis
>>135585090
>not killing an immortal loli for mindbreaking
>>135587055
God save the Queen.
>>135566289
>>135567676
Is that the one where he fucks his teen niece's tight little pussy?
Because that shit was hot as hell. If someone deserves it, it's those teen girls.
Someone's leaking Doujin-Moe stuff.
http://exhentai.org/g/889398/62699f267f/
http://exhentai.org/g/889388/71a877656c/
http://exhentai.org/g/889396/84c94bb8c0/
http://exhentai.org/g/889287/7db6c1fe1d/
>>135587709
>leaking
I don't think they give a shit
>>135587709
>basutei shower
>>135566289
The animation was really damn good but I'd say the bad thing is the art but what do you expect anyways. At least the animation is good unless you want Queen Bee to do the work.
>>135579036
I'd say Kamogawa Tanuki. Hes really underrated like, I never see anyone talk about him. Also, tukimi daifuku. An example of his art is pic related.
>>135587709
Picked a hell of a time to do it. Comiket week is the worst time to leak,
>>135587709
DM is a different beast than FUCKYOU
They don't have any need to capitalize
>>135587709
>want to upload a torrent
>Mozilla Browser did it again
FUCK YOU.
>>135587709
There's pages of the stuff, look at g.e front page if you don't want to wait for the panda delay to work it's magic.
http://exhentai.org/g/889682/5092c7d88c/
http://exhentai.org/g/889713/98455bff50/
http://exhentai.org/g/889673/28fae86427/
http://exhentai.org/g/889674/406acf2c99/
http://exhentai.org/g/889626/548bc81c83/
http://exhentai.org/g/889653/f640573563/
>>135587871
>mozilla browser
Seriousky, that nigger's everywhere. I wonder how much pandacash he has.
>>135587709
I had the greatest boner ever imaginable when someone leaked their [Noraneko Koubou] cg set of Mikan.
The continuation to his previous Mikan set was released last month or so:
http://exhentai.org/g/877770/914749f5fb/
I hope doujin moe translates that one too, and someone will hopefully leak it.
Teenaged Mikan used for breeding is fucking glorious.
>>135587775
>I don't think they give a shit
What? DM gets very butthurt over people leaking their stuff.
>>135588134
I'd feel bad for them if they didn't hide free translations behind their paywall
>>135588134
I mean, is not like they can do shit about it.
I need to take a break from an overdosis of NTR. It's just making me too depressed over the whole holiday.
Does anyone know of some good doujin where the brother wins back his sister(s) through the power of his cock?
Something good end for the siblings would be nice for a change.
>the DM dump is over
why live
>>135587709
>http://exhentai.org/g/889287/7db6c1fe1d/
>glasses sister stockings
>incest tankoubon
These are some of my favourite tag combinations.
It looks like the Katori doujin has been removed, should I upload it or will I be a nigger if I steal someone's work?
I can't help being attracted to my own sister's camel toe.
>>135588854
Wasn't removed.
>>135588973
Yeah it reappeared.
Holy shit so much leaked.
Lasch here, is Mozilla Browser a robot or what? I've only uploaded 6 tops.
>>135587709
> Pirates leaking pirated stuff
So what?
< Daiz> it's not like wani's the only publisher out there
< Daiz> I'd rather start working with other publishers too to get some variety
< Daiz> personally I'd like to see fakku expand to shitsurakuten first and foremost
>it is the year 2053
>FAKKU! is the only way to obtain drawn pornography legally on the internet
>Daiz is now working to strike a deal with Satan in order to punish pirates eternally
>"It's not me! It's wani's doing! I swear I visit hell weekly just because it reminds me of Finland, I don't go there for business!", he still claims
>>135590544
>2053
>daiz still alive
At least I'll be dead
>>135590544
the bald jew is still in the channel? i left as soon he derailed it into a fakku chatroom
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/889583/4c80531e29/
I am a terrible, terrible person who scans terrible, terrible things.
>Caught a flu with sticky phlegm, sore throat, etc. just before New Year
>Still recovering and can't fap
JUST
>>135590860
Fucking casual. If you are to tired to move your arms, use your butt.
>>135590860
I fapped three days after receiving a 6-hour spine realignment, with a ton of metal put in.
It took me 3 hours to actually masturbate due to the pain pills, and a few minutes after I finished, my entire back felt like it was on fire and my body ached. No one was home, but I was literally howling in pain.
Later that night, my friend checked the stitches, and noticed that there was a lot of blood and a few had become nearly undone.
This at least goes in the top 20 stupidest things I've done.
>>135591017
it was worth it though, right?you absolute mad man