>"King" Arthur is a fucking girl
Why is this garbage popular?
>>135481459
Meh. interesting spin on it. IDK though. weird wanting to rape my old hero though.
>>135481459
Carnival Phantasm 2 with Mordred and Saber when ?
What are you saying, women can't be kings? Fuck outta here sexist scum
>>135481459
>being gay
>Medusa is seen riding around on the Pegasus that only spawned with her death by Perseus
Why is this garbage popular?
>>135485066
Women make shit kings. King arthur proved that.
Because she is cute as fuck nigga..
this is a bait thread
dont you have anything better to do in 2015+1?
>>135484715
>spin off with qt adventurers between saber and her daughter
>both want shirous dick.
>>135485318
Who needs cute when you can have MEAT
HAPPY NEW YEAR. SABER IS LOVE, SABER IS LIFE
>>135485474
I don't think Mordred would get along with Shirou at all, he would be dead the moment he call her a girl and don't let her fight because of this.
>>135485580
Happy New year.
>>135485502
Disgusting.
Saber being a girl is actually refreshing and unique given how the Arturia myth is close to 1000 years old
>>135485924
Fucking kill yourself already.
>>135485502
>MEAT
You mean lumps of fat?
>>135485985
Fuck off
being BLACKED is canon
>>135486182
I'm pretty sure he was more angry about how shit your post was.
Like on the shitpost scale it's about an 11/10
>>135486469
It's just a word. Don't be autistic.
>>135487432
You could have posted a sole ":^)" and your post would have been less shit.
WE WAZ BLACKED N SHIT
>>135481459
But Arthur is right here.
>>135491010
Only one step removed from Twilight
>>135484715
The fuck!? Mordred is a girl too? I'm starting to think Lancelot was the only natural dick in the round table.
>>135481459
It gets worse
>cu chulainn wears blue spandex
>the archer is a mage who specializes in swords
>gilgamesh is a 6ft white blonde
>medusa rides a pegasus
Don't even get me started on Extra. As if a Saberclone wasn't bad enough, there's also shit like Jack the Stripper.
Why do I continue to consume TM stuff?
What would happen if Saber and Thor fought, and Excalibur and Mjolnir clashed at full power
>>135492720
No there was Sir Kay and his dad, Gawain, and others I am missing.
>>135491010
10/10 would summon.
>>135481459
>Why is this garbage popular?
well the concept of reviving legends from the past and making them fight each other is already pretty darn cool
>>135492790
>medusa rides a pegasus
Pegasus was born from Medusa's blood.
>>135492799
have full on gods appeared yet? so far its only been mythological heroes or monsters
Was the Strange/Fake Saber Arthur?
>>135481459
King Arthur was a fuckboi anyways. Who cares
>>135481459
Because Yanks and Japs genuinely believe King Arthur is a "Myth". They hardly know the Round table has been found...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7883874/Historians-locate-King-Arthurs-Round-Table.html
>>135497562
Not like anyone living in current day England cares.
90% of the people there don't have real British ancestry, most of them are descendants of the invaders or of the immigrants from the decade plus.
>>135481459
>King
I didn't vote for her.
>>135499973
>Says the American
FUCK OFF YANK
>>135500088
You did.
>>135496256
Nope.
>>135500210
Calm down you dirty Saxon
>>135500488
And how'd she get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
>>135485502
I like a busty servant, but that "outfit" is completely retarded.
AT least they justify it by saying her/his age was frozen at 14 by pulling the sword ANYWAY, so pulling off the reverse-trap thing wasn't particularly hard.
Especially since a 14 year old boy back in those days would pass as a fucking trap today. So yeah. It were literally
>Arturia is king! Huzzah!
>wait shit, bro chicks can't be kings
>Who are you calling a chick? Only other person here is Arthur, mang
>what
>oh wait I get it that's genius
And so king arthur was born
>>135500210
We don't have some famous figure in our history that we get in a huff about despite them actually having no part in our history.
You current britbongs are so far from the actual English of Arthur's time it's pathetic.
There is without a doubt more people in American descended from the Founding Fathers than there are Britbongs related to the people your ancestors raided so don't even try to pull that.
>>135500963
>English
>existing in Britain at that time
wew lad.
>>135500963
>There is without a doubt more people in American descended from the Founding Fathers than there are Britbongs related to the people your ancestors raided
Oh, Benny made right fucking sure of that, he did.
>>135501125
Ah the old 'I have no argument anymore better use either meme buzzwords'
Go back to pretending Arthur gives a shit about your dirty invading ass as you watch your divegrass and drink your tea.
>>135501347
>memes
More like facts. Anglo Saxons were the English who invaded and beat King Arthur.
>>135500614
You're right, you should vote for this King instead.
>>135501460
Now you're taking credit for what Mordred did.
First you steal Arthur's land, now you steal his kid's kill.
No wonder Georgie Washington fought you dicks.
>>135501895
George Washington was a traitor.
>>135501831
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
>>135501950
least we're traitors who admit to stealing land, you Saxton fags not only don't admit it, you steal the legends of the people you murdered and pillaged and act like its your and get made about when someone changes it.
>>135501950
And a damn good one. You lot were scared pissless of him, and waited until he died to invade again.
>>135502510
and still failed.
>>135502510
We only invaded you because you invaded us.
Also, he was an alright general, still a traitor, though.
>>135502338
Do you have something against Saxons? My surname is Rees, and that means my ancestors were the original Celtic Britons. Stop assuming I'm a saxon.
>>135481459
OP, why do you insist on making these same garbage shitposting threads everyday?
>>135485474
>both want Shirou's dick
>both want something to relate to so that they can properly bond with eachother
>Shirou's dick becomes a point of Parent/Daughter relationship reconcilliation
>>135502769
Hey there might have been some Celtic Brits on the boats to New England, which you are lucky we still call this part of the country that.
Also I assume because 90% of current bongs are Saxon and other immigrants.
Then said Saxons go 'How dare this Chinese Cartoon insult the legend of the people we murdered and stole their Kingdom from!'
>>135503009
The doujins fucking write themselves.
>>135503111
I'm gonna be honest, lad. I don't really give a fuck what they do with Saber as long as they don't sexualise her - as in making her have sex, and other dishonourable things. It's like drawing George Washington sucking dick.
>>135503111
Some retarded assumptions bro. Either way, having to go back to the 4th century to insult someone's ancestory is pretty funny.
>>135503111
Also, nice trips. That's the good shit you've got there, lad.
>>135503603
>2007
BLACKED when?
>>135503762
OP fuck off.
>>135503377
Maybe 90% is pushing it, but I'm fairly certain Saxon and recent immigrants are over in number of the original Britains
>>135503806
You fuck off, you low test inferior fuckboi.
This is the worst thread on /a/ right now.
>>135503816
>Still harping on about Saxons when the Normans fucked them up much more recently (if you call 1000 years ago "recent")
You are fucking retarded.
>>135503888
>mad Sabercuck
>>135503842
I dont understand these memes you are posting, OP.
Either way, fuck off.
>>135503816
There has been so much interbreeding in England (and lowland Scotland) between Saxons and Celts that you can't separate them
Go to Wales if you want pure celts
>>135503960
Fuck off, cuckboi.
>>135503950
I'm not a saberfag. Your forced meme is cancerous as fuck.
>>135485804
I wonder what would piss King Arthur off more, the french fanfiction or the Japanese fanficiton.
Mods, please just delete this thread and ban the OP.
The board quality would shoot up. This one massively autistic faggot creates about 5 utterly shit /pol/ tier threads a day.
>>135504076
The fact that the country he gave his life for turned into what it is.
>>135492720
Only Mordred and Arthur are girls, Mordred being a literal Arthur clone because Morgan wanted to rape her sister and rule the kingdom.
>>135493054
Sir Kay, Gawain, Lancy, Bevediere, pretty much every member of the Round we know of that isn't Seibah and her futa clone baby.
>>135504189
We won't die
We won't die
We won't die
The muslims are going to kill us, aren't they?
>>135503368
>I don't really give a fuck what they do with Saber as long as they don't sexualise her - as in making her have sex, and other dishonourable things.
well, about that
>>135504189
>The fact that the country he gave his life for turned into what it is
One of the most sucessful on the planet that obtained the largest Empire in history and also founded other massively sucessful nations?
Im sure he'd be pretty happy.
>>135504301
>less than 16% of the population not white
>even less Muslim
Im not sure of you genuinely belive this and have just confused things for Sweden or France or if its just shitposting.
>>135504324
FUCKING RULE 34
>>135504390
A mix of shitposting and a mix of the ol' Neville Chamberlain
>>135504189
Well, technically he gave his life for Rome, which had long since abandoned him and the surviving Roman-Britons left in England to their fate of getting bumfucked by the Norse.
But hey, I think he was probably pretty proud during the British Empire.
>>135504691
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Arthur%27s_messianic_return
Let's hope he returns and saves Britain.
>>135504872
His name was Churchill.
>>135503368
Well now I have to find an image of George Washington sucking dick.
I remember we had this exact same fucking thread last year what the fuck
>>135504630
It's not rule 34, it's the actual content of the visual novel. It's official and canon.
>>135504872
Rest of the world requires the saving more at this point.
>>135505096
The only thing it needs saving from is the Eternal Anglo and Eternal Kraut.
>>135504630
>>135503368
How new are you?
>>135505096
He may save Europe and America since he's kind of European folklore, and Americans are the descendants of Europeans.
>>135505166
King Arthur (blessings upon He) would probably end up allying with the Anglos and Krauts to defeat a greater evil.
>>135491010
As expected he makes a better husbando than waifu.
>>135501966
>autonomous
>collective
>>135491010
shoulder spaulders hallelujah
>>135505264
>liking Twilight-tier shit
Anon, your taste is terrible.
>>135504330
No.
A country that was taken over by conquers, who continued to conquer other countries such as Ireland, India and even the country they helped make, and then where Monarchy became obsolete and a figurehead and is now in danger of being taken over by immigrants
>>135505247
Anglos and Krauts are the ones responsible for everything bad in the world.
Never trust Germanics. They're born empire destroyers.
>>135505408
>and is now in danger of being taken over by immigrants
>UK locked itself down as tight as it can
>has told the EU to fuck off
>will leave if EU doesnt suck its cock on the issue
Again, you must be thinking of France, Germany or Sweden.
Or America. That country was built on immigration afterall.
>>135505408
KING ARTHUR IS GOING TO RETURN AND KICK OUT THE IMMIGRANTS WITH HER EKSUCARIBA
>>135505477
Considering how Anglo-Celts created the greatest Empire known to mankind, I would strongly disagree with your statement.
>>135492790
>the archer is a mage who specializes in swords
Not
>the red man is Shirou
You had one job, anon.
>>135492790
Archer is naturally gifted in archery, but he's literally made out of swords.
>>135504630
>Being this new
>>135505581
>enslave half the world with trickery and lies
>fill Europe with mudslimes and blacks
>destroy the French Empire and Russian Empires (the only legitimate Empires in Europe)
>let Marx stay in London
>export feminism everywhere
>>135504630
>rule 34
It's official art mate
>>135492790
>cu chulainn wears blue spandex
A reference to how historical Cu fought naked and covered in blue paint
>the archer is a mage who specializes in swords
Explained in detail in the story
>medusa rides a pegasus
A pegasus is an aspect of the legend that was converted into an ability due to how the Grail and Holy Spirits work. Again its all explained in context.
>>135505828
>britbongs
>doing anything good
top kek
>>135506010
They gave us the world wide web. Thats enough of a contribution.
There is a type of person that gets very disappointed with Fate as soon as they discover that summoning old heroes is a cool addition to an already existing fictional world and that the VN is not about wanking their favorite historical figure or showing them "due respect".
It's probably the same type of person that gets annoyed when anime isn't "realistic"
>>135505828
t. Mohammad
I wonder how Saber would react to the fact current day Britain is somehow so crazy that at 7 PM British time everyone at once turns on their tea kettles and forces British Power plants to get spare power from OTHER plants.
>>135506067
The was Al Gore and the French.
>>135506201
Al Gore only instigated schemes to bring the WWW to America
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee
That lad made the WWW using the American invention of the internet.
>>135506557
The British weren't even connected the internet (invented by the french for scientific communication) until the French offered to connect them.
>>135506557
Of course Al Gore would be inline with Dr.Wily
>>135506612
Oh, am I laughing.
Who is Sir. Tim Berner's Lee?
Fuck me, you Frogs are retarded.
>>135503009
