I love anime.
I love the industry.
>>135286017
...yeah me too
>>135286017
Time will change that.
fuck off sheev
>>135286222
It's treason, then.
ONCE MORE, THE BEST GIRL WILL RULE THE GALAXY
AND WE SHALL HAVE...
Peace.
I am the moe.
>>135286233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! II WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY SHITTY ANIME, NOT JOIN IT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE ANIME, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!
MAKE. ANIME. GREAT. AGAIN.
>>135286648
"Execute Order 66"
>>135286660
>>135286648
CAN'T STUMP
>>135286648
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A TREMENDOUS ANIME
JAPAN HAS PUSHED US AROUND FOR FAR TOO LONG.
Supreme Janitor: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Yamakan "the wise"?
Hiroyuki: No.
Janitor: I thought not. It's not a story that moot would tell you. It's an /a/ legend. Darth Yamakan was a Dark Lord of KyoAni, so powerful and so wise he could use dancing to influence otaku to buy BDs... He had such a knowledge of dancing that he could even keep the waifus he cared about from becoming whores.
Hiroyuki: He could actually save waifus from impurities?
Janitor: The Haruhi S1 ED is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Hiroyuki: What happened to him?
Supreme Janitor: He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his BD sales, which eventually, of course, he did. Fractale was shit. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, and Aya Hirano cucked him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from whores, but not himself.
How fantASStic would Buichi Terasawa's Star Wars be?
>>135286774
Older rich men doing cute rich things when?
>>135286233
>>135286660
>>135286729
>Backstroke of the West
Holy shit it's been so long since I've thought of this. Time to take a trip down memory lane.
Should I post the Waifu Wars images?
>>135286017
KUYASHI
"I don't like sand. It's soft and irritating, and it gets everywhere"
>>135286959
Well I fucked that one up didn't I?
>>135286017
Said everyone ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys_jjU9bn5I
>>135286561
Ryuko is really cute.
Fuck it, I'll do it anyway.
1/50
I HATE YOU
So this is how quality dies... To thunderous applause.
>>135287087
>>135287136
This brings back some memories.
>Gundam is for fujoshis. True men watch mahou shoujo.
/tv/ has the stupidest memes of any board
>>135287273
U U U U
>>135287273
For you.
>>135287273
/a/ doesn't even have any dank memes.
>>135287118
ANAKIN THE MOE INDUSTRY IS EVIL
Apparently I didn't watch the prequel trilogy enough to get the epic memes in this thread. I'm surprised people seem to have lines and scenes from it memorized, I thought the consensus was it was shit we try to forget happened.
>'Tis the season then.
What did Sheev mean by this exactly?
>>135287273
/tv/ has some pretty damn great memes. Worst memes by far are /int/ ones.
t. Alberto Barbosa? Are you fucking kidding me? This is what passes for normalfag humor these days?
>>135286017
Why do you people call him Sheev?
>>135286017
Fuck off 3DPD.
>>135287530
Because that's his name. Sheev Palpatine.
>>135287530
It is his name you dingus.
>>135287273
>>135287546
lurk more.
>>135287219
>we're gonna be heroes like Gundam's Kira
But Star Wars already HAS a Kira, Anakin-kun!
>>135287530
Because the name of Darth Sidious is Sheev Palpatine.
>>135287273
I agree but at the same time I giggle at sheevposting and baneposting even though I never visit /tv/
>>135287530
George Lucas decided to fuck with the fans one final time and officially made that his first name.
>>135286795
10/10
>>135286017
>>135287602
>Episode VIII turns into Destiny
I can't wait.
>>135287495
the fuck that means anyway
>>135287602I like Finn and Rey. I hate how 'safe' the movie was by retracing so much of IV through VI.
>>135287273
hothead detected
>>135287455
The Force Awakens was so fucking terrible they gave people a newfound appreciation for the prequels.
>>135287273
>>135287530
its his literal name
>>135287644
From the man who brought you Darth Icky and Darth Insanius.
>>135287644
>>135287606
>>135287561
>>135287574
Oh fuck off, that's a name you would give a hamster or something.
>>135287273
Bain posting is great. Everything else, especially the literal pedophilia, can go away forever
>>135286774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cup60p9pii8
>>135287700
I agree. I hope we get a lot more of Kylo in the next one though. He's easily the most interesting of the new cast.
>>135287666Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>135287666
SATAN FINDS A WAY
>>135287602
But that's teh Rei.
>>135287757
Do you name your Hamsters Sheev Palpatine?
Go to /int/, completely modless right now.
>>135287666
>>135287666
BEGONE DEVIL
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>>135287891
>no mods
>balkanfags are wrecking the place
god bless the croatian country and its people
I'm thankful for all the barely functioning plebs out there who like cheaply made garbage and support the industry, setting the stage for the brilliant gems like Kaiba and Kill la Kill.
>>135287891
We got a mod 'bout half the time.
Usually. It's fine.
>>135288075
This was definitely not made by someone whose first language was English.
>>135287273
DUDE /TV/ LMAO
>>135287891
Was some mod being a meanie so so they're rebelling against him or is there some other reason why most of the /int/ catalog right now is interracial gay pornography?
>>135287273
So it's treason then?
WWAAAAARRRGGGHHHH
>>135287891
jesus, are they being raided or is this normal for /int/?
>>135288191
Nope, that's definitely not normal.
>>135287666
Oh Keit-ai. I'm sorry I doubted you.
>>135288075
Vader-chan
Every time.
>>135287695
Alberto Barbosa is a common portoguese name.
T.　is a swedish method of saying "From"
So what it means is "From Alberto Barbosa"
This is usually accompanied by a picture of a melanine enriched fellow for the implication that portugal is in fact a nigger country.
t. cedro pedrasa
teh rey
>>135287644
>Sheev Palpatine
Oh my dear lord I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard. I was almost sent into a fit. This is amazing.
Is sheev moe?
>>135288330
It's Finnish
Why isn't this crossboarding garbage gone yet.
>>135287446
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, GOKU!
>>135288556
ONCE AGAIN THE SHEEV WILL RULE THE 4CHAN
AND WE SHALL HAVE PEACE.
>>135287714I actually like all the movies except I and II. But then again I like the series much more than I should.
>>135287867
I'm gonna buy one just so I can name it Sheev Palpatine
>>135288698
>sup mugi
lost it
>>135287455
TFA was so bad Im actually looking back at the prequels fondly....
>>135288749
We all like the movies there on /tv/
I and II are shitty movies that we do not like but have great memes
So is the III wich is the ultimate meme movie
the OT and TFA are legit good movies
>>135287666
>>135288797
I thought it was decent, up until Rey became a jedi master. After that I felt that the rest of the film was pretty sloppy.
>>135287455
normalfags have thaught you wrong
true star wars fans appreciate every move to an extent no matter the bad sides of them
you can still appreciate the POD RACING choreography / darth mawl fight in the phantom meace despite the rest of the movie being blargh, or appreciate jew alien being a jew, etc.
IMO the last movie had good parts like TRAITOR but it tried way too hard to be a new hope and that ultimately hurt it more than it benefit it in the end, it really lacks on the world setting and new features like the prequels or even the old movies did.
>>135287455
>One of the most popular space sci-fi series ever
>Expect people won't at least memorize some scenes
>>135286774
>>135289046
Doing God's work, anon.
>>135289082
>that pose
Dr Anakin, I'm Jedi Order
Reminder to report crossboarders and their offtopic shit.
>/a/ - Anime & Manga
This board is shit thanks to you crossposting pieces of useless garbage
All you had to do is keep it to yourself on your own shitty board, but it wasn't enough and you had to spill over and kill this place. You retards watch a few shows and suddenly think you can stay. Fuck off
The isomorphism wasn't that hard to see, but whoever created this shit did a nice job in exploiding it.
>>135289195
>welcome to /a/, fun not allowed
>>135289222
>>135289195
>muh sekrit club
>>135289195
This is as on topic as that Christmas Carol sticky.
>>135289222
I have been here since 2003 you babby, I bet you dont even know teh rei or cockmongler or desu.
>>135289252
50/50
That was fun.
>>135289207
>I'm burning with passion!
Every time.
>>135289277
thanks for sharing :3
>>135289267
Calm down newfag, that's pretty rude, you know?
>>135287714
>>135288797
The only people who actually think this are either underagefags or shitposters. Revenge of the Sith is decent and Attack of the Clones has a couple good parts, but The Force Awakens is better than either of them.
It is a pretty shameless rehash of A New Hope, though.
>>135289222
>>135289195
I've noticed that those who post the most angrily are usually the most newer posters who haven't been here long enough to experience what /a/ is truly.
>>135289277
hey do you happen to have the kubo the barbarian edits?
>>135289167
Everytime
>female protagonist in an hero journey western spaghetti cowboy space opera
>>135289329
I NEED the story behind this
>autistic retard who ignores complete idiocy in on-topic threads but tries his hardest to report vile offtopic threads because those ones are clearly where the crossboarders are
Do your best cucknonymous! I don't believe in you at all but keep trying to "save" your board! It's definitely helping!
>>135289308
Phantom Menace had podracing
>>135289308
I like all the movies, but haven't looked into the cartoons. Are those any good?
>>135289394
It was a skit for Robot Chicken.
Basically asking about Mara Jade, and Lucas gets 'pissed' that someone thinks he has anything to do with the EU.
>>135287750
How do you people not realize he was fucking joking with that? He did the same thing with a Nixon name.
>>135289419
>15 minute trash that went on way too long
I bet you think Obi Wan v Anakin was a good fight too
>>135289419
That was literally the only good thing about it, and it felt extremely out of place with the story.
>>135287606
No wonder he ended up joining the the Dark Side
>>135289329
They cut the best part.
You're a shit eater.
>>135289308
And Genndy Clone Wars is still better than any of the actual movies. But seriously why is this /tv/ shit on here?
>>135289631
There's a Star Wars manga.
>>135289485
>he didn't like pod racing
I bet you are one of those guys who goes to watch marvel super hero movies for the plot and not the shit blowing up
>>135287666
Satan finds a way! ROCK AND ROLL!
Did I ever tell you about your mecha?
A young apprentice of mine, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to moe, helped the Industry hunt down and destroy mecha. Now mecha is all but extinct.
He was a good friend.
>>135289441
The clone wars animations by tartakovsky are pretty cool
>>135289672
And it isn't what's being posted ITT. This is the same bullshit /tv/ used to spam Pacific Rim on /co/ a while back.
>>135289718
What about a hybrid of mecha+moe?
>>135289750
It's clearly an old /a/ comic.
>>135289699
I watch space operas for the sci-fi shit, not for NASCAR.
>>135289788
I mean besides the edits and shit.
>>135289167
>Every 4chan theead ever
>>135286207
No matter what happens, i'll always love anime and manga.
Now that my comics are dead, they're all I got.
I mean LOOK at this shit.
I know in my heart, Japs will never sink so low.
>>135289699
The marvel super hero movies have awful action because they're crappy 12a films so they can't put proper violence in it so people just get punched and fall over again and again
>>135289824
what if it is SCI-FI NASCAR
>>135289277
That was atrocious and not funny at all. However, I really have to respect how you really did post all 50 pages of that garbage
>>135289766
It's shit.
>>135289869
C'mon OB1 don't be like this
>>135289848
>muh realism
I feel depressed for your kind who cant enjoy things
>>135289856
The ship designs were slightly interesting, but the racing itself was boring.
>>135287273
/tv/ is the king of memes there is literally no other board that can possibly match them at this. They have turned memeing into an art.
>>135289847
>still reading capeshit
>the big two no less
There's your problem.
>>135289904
>I actually thought that was his name when I watched the movie as a kid
>>135289947Offbyone Kenobi
Obi is my husbando.
>>135289926
A lot of loyalty for a single board.
>>135289910
It's not about realism, it's that the action is crap because it's just people getting punched and falling over, or explosions happening near people and them jumping. The violence lacks any impact at all.
>>135289976
oh god, it all makes sense now
>>135289926
/a/ has a few that can rival baneposting, the difference is that almost everyone here hates them. Like Keit Ai.
>>135289866
It was a different time, anon.
>>135290003
People getting punched and falling over can have impact IF it's shot, choreographed, and edited properly.
Hollywood can't shoot, choreograph, and edit people getting punched for SHIT, though.
The Marvel Netflix series have better action than the movies, though. Daredevil especially.
>>135289869
Only moefags deal in absolutes
>>135289485
>thinking it was bad
the memes just keep on coming
>>135290097
Then you are lost!
>>135289847
>I know in my heart, Japs will never sink so low.
the RWBY manga
best /a/ thread of the decade
>>135288309
Whatever happened to that guy who used to avatarfag with that same picture of Mio? I recall being incredibly angry at him several times for reasons that escape me now.
>>135289207
>no 'you were supposed to kill the cancer not join them'
For what purpose.
>>135289926
>that time when baneposting caused plane crash
Holy shit this thread is still here.
>>135286017
Anon, chancellor Palpatine is evil.
>>135287714
>>135288797
It wasn't a bad movie, it was exactly what it was set to be: a soft reboot of the franchise that copied the right stuff from the original while negating the prequels. Interpret this was you will.
>>135289308
>Revenge of the Sith is decent and Attack of the Clones has a couple good parts
Objectively wrong.
Easily the best part of the whole prequels is the Darth Maul fight; I can excuse it feeling so different from the lightsaber fights of the original since the movie is set on a time where the Jedi Arts have been honed to perfection. Also, Duel of the Fates is just awesome. The rest of the movie is an abomination.
I really don't know what the "good parts" are from the Attack of the Clones. Easily the worst movie of the franchise with it's awkward "love" scenes. Just embarrassing.
Revenge of the Sith had the potential to be good but it's failed execution just made it laughable. I literally burst out laughing mid theatre during the "NOOOOO" scene. Also, the YTMND OC of the time was pretty great. The "best" thing about the movie would have been the duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan but that shit dragged out so long it was pointless, specially when you already knew that Obi-Wan would emerge victorious and fucking Anakin would end up in the suit. Zero fucking tension but Lucas, pot maker extraordinaire, deemed the scene necessary nonetheless.
>>135289926
TELL ME ABOUT SHINJI, WHY DOES HE PILOT THE EVA?!
>>135290476
We're crashing this board with no survivors.
>>135288121
>Not understanding the joke
>>135290476
They've been quite civil.
Threads like this aren't bad once in a while.
>>135290518
From my point of view anons are evil!
There is literally nothing wrong with shitposting
>>135290519
>It wasn't a bad movie
opinion discarded
Why is this shit still up and what the fuck are the mods doing.
>>135290519
>I really don't know what the "good parts" are from the Attack of the Clones
The huge battle at the end. Especially when it first starts and all those lightsabers ignite. I was also thinking there was a big space battle but I realized that was from the start of Revenge of the Sith.
The fight between Obi Wan and Anakin WAS totally necessary, even if the winner was a foregone conclusion. It could have been done better, but the only really bad parts of it were the balance-beam bullshit and the twirling-but-not-hitting-anything lightsaber bits. The "I have the high ground!" could have been rewritten, too.
And people always forget the Yoda vs Palpatine fight that it was cut with. That shit was great.
>>135290682
Delete this thread and they'll all leak into the other threads.
Use your brain boy.
>>135290582
Well then you areon the wrong board!
>>135290519
TFA was fucking awful.
>thirty years after ROTJ
>only thing that has changed is that the Rebels are called the Resistance and the Empire is now the First Order
>the Republic is irrelevant and wiped out by destroying a single star system
And don't get me started on how Rey is a boring and uncompelling protagonist.
You tards /a/ already know that is dying, but they just don't want to acknowledge it. The same goes with you /tv/ fags. The only way Anime can be good again to let it die, learn from its mistake and comeback again. (then eventually die for good)
>>135289277
That was worth a re-read, thanks.
>>135290814
Is to let it die*
>>135290814
If you animeonly fags would just read a fucking manga that hasn't been adapted every now and then you'd realize it's not that big of a deal.
AAAEEEAAGGHHHH
>>135290633
Okay, hothead, what about the reboot made it so unredeemably shit? Face it, that hot opinion of yours is just a meme, specially when it is so easy to just be cynical and point out the very evident fact that this movie is A New Hope redone. And if you want to be conspiratorial, you can /pol/ it up with how this movie is just race mixing propaganda and/or giving nigs a purposely written bad role-model. It is exactly what it was set out to be: a money printing franchise for Disney to exploit. Well fucking done. I bet Georgey boy is crying over those 4 billions.
>>135290764
>And don't get me started on how Rey is a boring and uncompelling protagonist.
Biggest Mary Sue in the history of the franchise, that much is true.
>>135290764
The movie doesn't come out and shove it in your face but it's pretty obvious that the former Rebellion is now the dominant force in the galaxy and the First Order is now effectively the North Korea of the galaxy, except they actually DO have threatening WMDs.
I didn't know what was baneposting until today.
![gokicha[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4x3tBEk.jpg "gokicha[1].jpg")
>>135286017
I love the small things.
boom de yada
boom de yada
boom de yada
boom de yada
>>135287561
>>135287606
>>135287561
>>135287574
>>135287644
>>135288405
Isn't his name Desenet? It was said in the third prequel film. He literally said "I am Desenet".
Following canon rules, the films take precedence before anything else, so Sheev is not canon.
Desenet is his name, not Sheev.
>>135290916
Newfag detected
>>135290938
Not really, I just don't go to other boards.
>>135290907
>Biggest Mary Sue in the history of the franchise, that much is true.
She's not the entire Mandalorian race.
>>135288330
Not that it matters now but
t. means "source" in Finnish.
Alberto Barbosa come from the new Age of Empires 2 HD expansion: The African Kingdoms where Portugal is included as a nation
>>135290907
>Biggest Mary Sue in the history of the franchise
Starkiller. I mean he's a videogame protag so being a self insert is kind of the point, but still.
>>135290932
Took me a minute.
>>135290932
>It was said in the third prequel film. He literally said "I am Desenet".
I do not recall this.
>Following canon rules, the films take precedence before anything else
That was how the EU worked, but the EU is no more. Now everything is okayed by Disney/Lucasfilm.
>>135290814
Not only are you retarded, you have no idea what you're talking about. Good to know
>>135291007
>I do not recall this.
He literally said that, watch the ROTS again.
>>135290961
>>135290983
I should have specifically mentioned that I meant the movies. The Expanded Universe is chock-full of Mary Sues much worse than teh Rey.
>>135290764
>And don't get me started on how Rey is a boring and uncompelling protagonist.
It's due for them setting up a switch where she becomes dark, and Kylo goes light at the end of episode 8.
>>135291134
God I hope so
>>135290932
I can't tell if you're joking or not. He said "I am the senate."
