Please describe this child.
>>135285384
Why do you keep making these threads OP?
>>135285384
Basically a snail.
>>135285384
dead
>>135285533
Dead again
>>135285384
dead
>>135285384
She's follow-worthy. Araragi finds her rape-worthy
beautiful
>>135285384
Perfect, except for what he said: >>135285533
Fappable
best girl
>>135288127
more like best dead amiright
Best loli god
![[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_01_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[EB420C97].mkv_snapshot_22.39_[2015.10.14_01.35.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ggT9980.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_01_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[EB420C97].mkv_snapshot_22.39_[2015.10.14_01.35.04].jpg")
Basically loli Jesus
Now we just have to wait.
>>135285384
I've only watched Bake and Nise but I feel like Snail has the best personality in the series.
Way too mature to be aghostloli.
The Herald of the End Times.
best girl
isn't she older than araragi tho
>>135291197
Yes. She's about 3 years older than him.
A best
She's okay.
I kind of don't like her, because the lolicon gimmick started with her, but if not her then it would've been Shinobu, Ononoki, etc.
>>135291566
>gimmick
>>135291566
>i don't like her because she's the reason Nisio writes in lolis
This opinion is so wrong in every aspect I don't even know where to begin
>>135285384
She is an object of my dick.
>>135291566
Second best girl, but I respect your opinion if you think she's the absolute best.
A cute.
Stole my heart
goopy snail pussy
>>135289262
Three days, three months, close enough.
>>135294456
>>135294545
>>135294690
Stupid sexy snail.
>>135294545
Reaction image goldmine.
What is sex with a snail like?
>>135298117
Slimy, but satisfying.
>>135285384
Cum dumpster slut who loves nigger cock in every hole.
Redead
Scary.
>>135285384
She has a speech problem.
>>135303061
It's deliberate!
Megan?!?
>>135285384
A healthy investment in 11 years time.
>>135296219
this
MEGAN?!?!
Snail is love. I'd get lost with her if you know what I mean.
>>135296219
>>135303672
I would rather say "I'd get lost in her" if you know what I mean.
>>135303847
but she is so small, where would you get lost?
I have so many unclean thoughts about her.
>>135285384
Yes, and I don't know if I'd be able to stop.
I'd probably die.
>>135304194
No lewd thought about innocent snails please. You should only be thinking of what panties she is wearing, patting her head, holding her hand, and making little snails with her.
>>135304194
Her poon is probably so tight, it would cut circulation to your cock when it gripped you.
![[ANE] Bakemonogatari - Ep04 [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_07.11_[2015.07.25_21.53.52].png](https://i.imgur.com/yJzp4Ds.jpg "[ANE] Bakemonogatari - Ep04 [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_07.11_[2015.07.25_21.53.52].png")
>>135285384
My favorite.
>>135304437
He could hurt her doing such things. This is why sticking it in a lolis pooper is the right way to do things.
>>135285384
Lost
>>135304503
>not double stuffing her holes with anon
Makes me laugh. Would be a father figure and nothing more to.
Bad at crossing streets
![[ANE] Bakemonogatari - Ep05 [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_06.26_[2015.07.25_22.00.06].png](https://i.imgur.com/gGWL5FP.jpg "[ANE] Bakemonogatari - Ep05 [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_06.26_[2015.07.25_22.00.06].png")
>>135304645
![[ANE] Bakemonogatari - Ep14 [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_05.53_[2015.08.02_18.50.57].png](https://i.imgur.com/ef2HSsB.jpg "[ANE] Bakemonogatari - Ep14 [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_05.53_[2015.08.02_18.50.57].png")
>>135291566
Fuck off retard
![[ANE] Bakemonogatari - Ep14 [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_06.01_[2015.08.02_18.51.22].png](https://i.imgur.com/NuBBJGn.jpg "[ANE] Bakemonogatari - Ep14 [BDRip 1080p x264 FLAC].mkv_snapshot_06.01_[2015.08.02_18.51.22].png")
>>135285384
>>135291566
>the lolicon gimmick
Condemned to hell
>>135304621
Pedo
>>135304621
>>135285384
mayoi indulgence
>>135285384
I can't see any child because I'm not lost
>>135306477
rude
Where can a nigga grab the kizu novel in the UK without using amazon?
>>135285384
Ero snail, made to breed and worship for all eternity
>>135285384
Unsexy. Like all children.
>>135285384
>not atleast 200 years old
>doesn't wear sexy loli outfits
>doesn't have a sexy quirk
Child/10, not sexual
Here's where I make the whole thread angry by posting best Hachikuji.
>>135312041
>only 1 adult snail doujin
japan please
What with these "describe this child" threads?
>>135312338
I think it's based on one of Araragi's lines, but there's been so damn much of the Monogatari series that I can't really remember.
Speaking of Araragi's lines, does anybody ever fall into writing the way he talks in his monologues when writing about Monogatari? I always end up doing that when ranking girls in "best monogatari" threads.
>>135312041
adult snail best snail
>>135312041
See >>135303228
>>135311428
you can't
Is there a pastebin or some shit for the novel translations?
>>135312041
best girl
>>135296219
>>135313088
Why not?
![[CMS] Nisemonogatari 06 [720p][6EFBDBA7].mkv_snapshot_01.07_[2013.10.28_14.24.46].png](https://i.imgur.com/Irq4IiB.png "[CMS] Nisemonogatari 06 [720p][6EFBDBA7].mkv_snapshot_01.07_[2013.10.28_14.24.46].png")
>>135316493
slut
>>135285384
Pure sex
>>135285384
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
>>135285384
What child?
>>135285384
Sexy.
Snail is shit
>>135318254
>>135320408
B-but children can't be sexy.
>>135320526
Children can only ever be sexy. Don't take that away.
>>135320526
Children are the sexiest things on the earth.
>>135321001
No. You only think that cause you're a pedophile.
>>135320651
There is nothing to take away. Because they're not sexy at all. Seriously, do you find this sexy? Then you have mental issues.
a ra ra gi san
>>135320526
>>135320651
>>135321001
>>135321069
>>135321118
>>135321001
thats horrifying
See, this is unsexy. This is a child. She have no breast, no hips, no hair down there. Only her smooth, tender children's skin and it shouldn't arrouse m- you when you see it.
>>135321175
N-no. This is wrong. Please. Stop.
>>135321178
What's with all the /v/edditors on here?
>>135321069
Yes.
>>135321453
Please stop then. Being a pedo is wrong and sick.
>>135321226
Yep, nothing sexy here.
>>135321288
But I was born this way, can't help it. I just like little girls.
>>135321693
Dawn, I wish I could masturbate right now. Not on this I mean. On some woman with huge tits and sexy adult body. Yeah.
>>135321001
The fact that Monogatari's lolis actually have bodies like real children never stops freaking me out.
I'm down with loli like >>135321069 because they basically look like shrunken adults with small tits.
I like Ononoki, but I always imagine her body as more like a middle schooler than an elementary schooler, if she's drawn like she is there it's a total turn-off.
>>135321751
Then unboard yourself.
>>135321926
>body of children
This? No. I wouldn't want to cum in her if she had the body of a child.
>>135312634
>>135312041
>snail is GOAT when she's a child and an adult
Nisio is an absolute madman
>>135321926
Fuck off, retard.
>>135321001
>this is what Araragi was doing with them at the school
>you will never be Araragi
>>135321950
Yes, I will unload my self really soon
>>135322059
I'd bone Bat if I were Araragi, but it'd be despite her loli-ness, not because of it.
>>135285384
ITT: Scrubs thinking Mayoi is best dead girl.
>>135322328
This is true I would fuck Shinobu any age of the week
>>135321926
"bodies like real children" you mean bodies like real lolis? What's creepy about them?
>>135321001
Hachikuji is the only one I WOULDN'T bone of these three.
Shinobu is an adult and her relationship with Araragi is such that I think it's more than clear that it'd be fine if they did it, even with her in that body.
Ononoki isn't really human, but she seems self-aware and worldly enough that she would realize exactly what she was consenting to. She knows exactly what she's doing when she toys with Araragi.
The two of them both have a mature demeanor that's attractive, too. It wouldn't feel strange for either of them to initiate, much less consent.
Hachikuji, though, is still a normal human child in terms of brain development and life experiences, even if she's been wandering around as a ghost for a while. She acts like an actual child as well, and while I think loli bodies have their charms, I don't find their attitudes attractive at all. I don't feel like it'd be right to do it, and I think it would ruin her relationship with Araragi if they did it.I'll make an exception if it came up once they both knew she was going to disappear, though, since it's the only chance she'll ever get.
>>135322725
Agreed. I was trying to find that picture a minute ago, too, so I could say that the only one I'm not down for is the 8 year old version, because she's pretty much a lifeless body there. 10 is "I'd fuck her because she's Shinobu," 12 is starting to get physically attractive in her own right, 17 and 18 are perfection incarnate, and fully grown is a bit above my strike zone but still absolutely gorgeous.
>>135323103
For me it's 12>17=8>10>18>27 but to each their own
>>135322957
Honestly? I'm just not a real pedophile, I'm just attracted to small, cute, petite women with relatively adult sexual characteristics, and lolicon stuff often hits in that zone. I like my long legs and smooth bodies with defined hips and waists too much.
>>135323171
The 8 version has no personality, and I feel like doing anything to her in that state would result in her brutally and painfully murdering you as soon as she got any of her powers back.
I'm into Shinobu because I genuinely like her, and there's no "her" there in the 8 version.
>>135323103
Except Hachikuji is older than Araragi and she shows it. No child could be the confidant/mentor that she is for Araragi. Both Hachikuji and Shinobu take advantage of their appearance and act like real children occasionally.
>>135323386
She doesn't switch versions between Bake and Nise. She just gets happier. Pic related is still 8 year old Shinobu.
I do agree that I wouldn't want to do anything sexual to her in Bake because of her mental state.
>>135323401
I considered that, but I think it's more that Araragi just unloads stuff on Hachikuji than that she's actually a functional adult.
The way she emotionally responds to things makes her seem like a child to me, just a child who's trying really hard to act like an adult.
>>135323544
Oh, OK, I thought she turned into the 10yo version there.
Then yeah, I'm ok with the 8 year old version, I guess. Shinobu's confidence and cockiness are what turns me on about her, as long as she's got those I don't care how old she looks. (As long as she's not a toddler or something, anyway.)
/a/ is now full of youtube commentors and queers.
Great life.
>>135323586
Dude. Stop killing my boner, I had it the other way around. An adult that acts childish.
>>135323663
Shitgatari fans people posting MAL's first yuri show.
Yeah.
>>135323586
>The way she emotionally responds to things makes her seem like a child to me
I'm not seeing this. What do you mean?
>>135324019
It's just the impression I got. It's been long enough since I watched any of her episodes to remember exactly why, though.
>>135324432
It's called lolicon fanservice and it's lost on plebs like you. Soon there will be nothing of the sort left at all.
>>135325270
When I first watched her arc I was genuinely scared by her and thought she would eventually go all out on eating Araragi's flesh.
>>135325453
I expected her to eat Araragi's flesh too, not sure why sounds scary to you, to me it sounds quite arounsing and titillating.
Owari 3 when
Body of a child mind of a woman.
>>135326035
I literally just teared up, again ;_;
>>135326035
I can't even finish this webm, it's too painful.
Some really perverse and deranged people here.
>>135327377
Reddit please
>>135326035
Man, this is just too emotional. I remember tearing up at this scene
>>135327445
>no entry while the barrier is lowered
>>135285384
The best.
No other description needed.
Read me 72 snail facts
>>135328225
1. Slimy holes
>>135328225
1. Some snails Hibernate.
Some species of snails actually hibernate during the colder months of the year. They cover their bodies with a thin layer of mucus, which prevents them from drying out. Sometimes snails are also able to hibernate in the summer to survive if they are faced with a severe drought. They live off of the stored up fat during this time of year. This process is one of the many reasons why they have been able to survive for million years.
>>135293957
This just happened to me
>>135304135
In her backpack, together with her
>>135323416
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE NTR ME!!!
I remember you beta-ing your way out of a handjob in season 1 you cowlick little bitch.
>>135328723
You mean in the car? Getting a handy in front of your GF's parents the first time you meet them isn't the way you go about keeping your relationship alive long enough to get to sex.
At least give an example like when he passed up on sex with Hanekawa in the PE storage shed.
>>135328904
In Kizu, you mean?
He was right not to do it, though. Even Araragi, one of the thickest, most perverted guys out there, knew he'd never have the right to touch Hanekawa, and he didn't even have a girlfriend to stop him back then.
>>135328488
snails are super interesting.
>>135326035
>I bit your tongue
She's coming back, she has to, when's Mayoi Hell, please tell me it's really her in that story
>>135331854
No it's just hell.
>>135331854It really is her
You're probably gonna have to wait a while until then though
>>135332069
I will wait as long as I must!
It's hell living anyway, any time spent looking forward to something is time well spent to me
>>135294690
Hold the fucking phone, the version I saw cut this from the waist down. It was horriblesubs as well
>>135334350
What sort of fucking pleb are you? Those panties look shopped as hell.
>>135334404
Looks pretty convincing to me anon
>>135334350
>watching Horriblesubs
This shit came out like 6 years ago, jesus.
>>135285384
dead x2
killing off a ghost is stupid as fuck
>>135337170
Yet it had more emotional impact than anything in 99% of anime.
>>135337170
Ghost characters passing on when they've done their purpose is nothing new though.
>tfw no Snail
Will she ever come back?
>>135338249
Pray for the next season of Owari to some soon.
>>135285639
duble ded
>>135339854
For those characters who don't die when they're killed.
>>135312041
But Hachikuji is best girl in any form.
>>135289506
remember she's actually mentally 21
>>135285384
Lost
>>135285384
Too sexual.
>>135343891
I don't agree with you, but I approve of your attitude.
>>135312041
>>135312280
>>135312459
>>135312634
>>135315395
I like how the guy tried to incite an angry reaction and replies were mostly: "....and?" "Still sexy" or "Any Snail best Snail". I love it when /a/ sounds reasonable.
>>135346836
Or maybe titied snail is more liked than you thought.
>>135304597
>not posting the colored version
>>135334350
The BDs, nigger
>>135321625
>being a pedo is wrong
>being a faggot/animal fucker/incestfag is ok
>>135285384
Emiri Katousecondbest role.
>>135349655
Nobody said that. Being a fag isn't right. Fucking animal..well, the victim isn't going to complain but it's still disgusting.
>>135350297
Still man
I don't get all this pedophobia here
Not to mention they also want to ban 2d lolis
Might as well chop my dick off now
Fucking cunts
>>135350559
"People in place in government always ban they own pervertions" G.De.Gaulle
They want to ban 2D because they're child rapists. We, the people, need to defend our rights. [insert 2nd amendment speech here]
>>135346836
Haha, that was actually my post. I was genuinely surprised to see the reactions, it might be the first time /a/'s taste has been a positive surprise instead of a negative one.
>>135352190
All snail is best. Everyone knows that.
Died when she was a loli so she looks like a loli, but is technically older than Arararagi, so he comes to her for advice like she's his senpai.
BRAVO NISIO
>>135334350
Gotta watch the BDs, you don't get the entire Shaft from the broadcast versions.
>>135349556
I don't think that's in the BDs
>>135350559
>I don't get all this pedophobia here
Even lolicons have the good taste not to consider themselves pedophiles.
2D/3D cut off apparently.
>>135352316
Why does snail have brown hair?
>>135354418
she's shit
>>135347316
>>135285384
Super dead.
But really, find a better way to start the thread.
Or if you won't change, at least commit to it and make damn sure you post it the same every day like sakurafish has been doing for 7+ years/
Monkey is better
>>135354418
Her hair's still black. There's a sepia filter over that scene because araragi was remembering her though.
>>135356565
It seems like her hair is brown in every scene though
>>135356806
Nah
>>135356939
even there, certainly not as dark as Araragi's
