Had a cheeky wank on the king again, lads.
Enough with the cheeky wanks!
>>135187814
Fuck off, m8.
Aye, lad. I commend your wankery.
>>135187489
>masturbatin on christmas
Infidel.
>>135187489
>Their greatest king is a cuck who pleases Anglo-Saxon barbarians for fun and black men for money
>Their second greatest king is a Frenchman
It must suck being English, lads. I'll have a cheeky wank over your king being fucked by black men.
>>135188302
>he celebrates christmas
>>135188302
It's still Xmas Eve, depending on where you are.
>>135188340
>not celebrating Christmas
>not being C/a/tholic
>>135188412
>not believing in Hanukkah instead of this Christmas schlock
>>135188302
>not climaxing the moment Christmas Day begins
>>135188510
>32 BC
>killing Jesus
>>135188412
But I'm a /u/nitarian
>>135188594
>>135188594
To be fair, if the Jews hadn't killed Jesus, we wouldn't be celebrating Christmas at all most likely.
Or alternatively, Jesus might have led humanity to a new golden age, in which case the Jews are to blame once again.
>>135188681
Do you even Yule?
Christians BANNED Christmas for a long time.
Half the reason they try to commercialize the fuck out of it now is because they're trying to kill Odin once and for all, who still lives on in the hearts of children around the world.
>>135189415
>Christians BANNED Christmas for a long time.
Which Christians? American Christians?
What the fuck is this thread about anymore?
>>135190364
Wanking to Saber on Christmas or Hanukkah .
>>135190364
Heresies.
>>135190364
Jesus and the Jews!
>>135190464
can do
>>135188412
You do know the vast majority of Protestants celebrate Christmas, right?
>>135189415
But Odin is Santa.You would know this if you kept up on your Dresden Files.
>>135190774
Only Black bulls allowed, senpai
>>135190808
>acknowledging heretics
>>135188302
>>135188515
Yeah, do you even love Jesus?
Oi be avin a gibba I did wit da King lost noight. King say, "Oi m8, da washa done flip on me toddles it did." Da King is protty funneh I moist say so meself laddies.
Wha-
/a/, i knew you were problematic, but this has gone too far
>not having a cheeky wank to the queen everyday
>>135191816
I respect and honour my king. I will never defile her with such an act.
>>135192570
This right here is the guy who would watch his girl get fucked and not even fuck her.
>>135192570
But how else do you honour royalty?
>>135190808
This is a Christian image board, you fucking heathen.
>>135190479
Heresy you say?
>mfw haven't had a wank since early 2014
>mfw all these lewd animu's these days keep tempting me
>>135195920
>two years worth of semen made a glopping noise
>>135187489
BLACKED
>>135196258
Nah man she's britsh. For her it'd be muslimed, or browned
>>135187489
I didn't vote for her.
BLACKED when?
>>135188594
>bc
>BC
>JESUS DYING IN BC
