Merry Christmas, Se/a/cats!
>>135168443
I want to deito Lucifer.
>tfw you will never have a Christmas party with the Ushiromiyas and the metas.
Merry Christmas!
Happy Kurisumasu, Maria!
>>135168644
That hurts, lad.
>>135168644
Holy shit, that's cute.
OHHHHHHHHHH DESIRE
So, as I understand the solution:
Ryukishi07 puts out this really obvious mystery. Many fans quickly conclude that Beatrice is the maid who Battler white-knighted.
Many other fans disagreed strongly because the solution was just too simple and retarded, surely this masterpiece had a genius twist...
Ryukishi07 panics, writes circles and circles around it, even going to so far as to invoke "love for the audience" etc. In the end, the solution was: the maid Battler white-knighted and other cast memebers go hardcore chuuni. And something about being chuuni or being chuuni with real powers in your chuuni mind are both the truth.
Or something like that.
>>135171030
He never panicked, it wasn't supposed to be a mystery story as much as he intended it a tragedy. Fans are butthurt because he kept advertising it as mystery.
>>135171030
>Ryukishi07 panics, writes circles and circles around it, even going to so far as to invoke "love for the audience" etc. In the end, the solution was: the maid Battler white-knighted and other cast memebers go hardcore chuuni. And something about being chuuni or being chuuni with real powers in your chuuni mind are both the truth.
That's all in your head.
>>135172244
Why are you posting this? I feel sorry for that guy.
>>135172275
>feeling sorry for weeaboo pedophile tripfags
stay pleb
I want to fuck Lambdadelta!
>>135172366
I want to kiss Lambdadelta under the mistletoe!
Y-you too
>>135172443
I want to pull Lambdadelta's hair in a festive manner!
>>135168572
Just a reminder, Chiester is better
>>135172909
Somebody get these ants outta here
>>135172948
A best
It's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB01uKJbl0I
>>135173117
I was waiting for someone to post this.
>>135173117
It's just not Christmas eve without this
Always wondered if that Ikuko girl wasn't really Beatrice who somehow survived drowning . Knowing how confusing the meta was, I certainly wouldn't be that surprised.
>>135174561
Battler/Lion was genderfluid, check your privilege
>>135174561
The manga clears that question
>>135174916
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>135173117
"His bombs were two sizes too small."
Oh man my sides. Thanks for posting this. It's my first Christmas since finishing Umineko.
>>135168644
>Rosa in Gaaps clothes
>and obviously nothing under them
>>135168443
>>135177468
Absinthe is the best. Prove me wrong.
Merry Christmas /a/nons
>>135178528
I duuno man, never drank it before. What's the proper way to drink it even?
>>135178528
I tried it once and didn't like it that much. Not a big fan of the Licorice flavor.
>>135178619
Is that supposed to be Kanon? I swear to God he makes me question my heterosexuality.
>>135178849
Looks like that youngest sibling from Mitsudomoe to me
>>135178632
I don't know, I just take shots. It always blows me away.
>>135178632
>>135179157
The one I had was like 60% Alcohol/Volume. You'd take shots of it. But man, that's some pretty heavy stuff.
You could probably water it down and then sip it I guess.
>>135179392
>The one I had was like 60% Alcohol/Volume.
Not sure how are the limits in my country, but last time I heard, they're practically nonexistent.
>heavy stuff
This is why I love it.
>>135179392
I drank shitload of chemically pure ethanol back when I was a student in chemistry uni, alcohol is not a problem. I hate herb mixtures though, cough syrups like Jagermaster make me puke. How strong is this shit in absent?
>>135179453
Yeah, I'm in the most alcoholic state of the US so it's not hard for me to get stuff like that. You can also buy what is essentially pure alcohol too. It's usually frat guys who buy a shit ton of punch and just toss in alcohol.
>>135179651
I've used pure ethanol in the lab before but never actually drank it. I imagine it would evaporate as soon as you put it in your mouth.
>season 2 never ever
I just wanted episode 5 animated for the fight at the end with erika getting demolished.
>>135179887
>you'll never see DIE THE DEATH animated
Why live?
>>135179792
Nah, it's boiling point is about 80 celsius. It just "burns" your throat down, takes some time getting used to it. If you take a lot in one gulp you'd feel exactly as if someone punched you in the temple. Good stuff.
>>135179887
There was never a first season in the first place. It really is suffering now that everyone has forgotten about Seacats. The scene I would most like to see animated would be the wedding with all of the Chiesters crawling around. At least the voice acting did a good job at <DIE THE DEATH> and Nihi~.
メリクリスマス，/ァ/ノンくん！
>>135181139
y-you too!
Is there any updated on the translation of Hotarubi's prologue?
Reminder.
https://seaoffragments.wordpress.com/
>>135172244
What a faggot.
who's hyped for more Lambda and Bern soon?
>>135185577
I am!
It's going to be great seeing them in action again.
>>135185648
I wonder if they'll bring Erika along.
>>135185926
Probably not, for various reasons.
But, it's fun to think about.
>>135185926
I'm sure there will be plenty of meta references to past 07thexpansion events/characters.
I can imagine Lambda saying something along the lines of 'It almost seems like she enjoys this suffering, reminds you of a certain someone...' with Erika in the panel, complete with witchy cackling.
>>135171030
You forgot the part where the maid who Battler white-knighted was also two other different people preset on the island during the story as well as for the last few years alongside people she was very intimate to the point of dating them, and nobody ever suspected the thing.
Also the part where the author lied everytime he invoked author's authority to state that one of the characters had really died, because it would simply mean the personality had died, which was not reflected in the story in any way in any of the cases it happened, and betrays the rules of Knox, and, indeed, the heart of the detective genre, as well as the reader's trust.
I am still convinced that the point of Umineko is that the official solution is a falsehood constructed to conceal the actual truth. It is completely in line with the story's themes after all.
>>135185926
Erika is the cutest. I love her so much. And I love you, Se/a/cats.
>>135186937
It's nice that we goats can find each other on days such as this. In the next few years we'll finally have new mysteries to ponder and argue over. It's something I've been aching for ever since witch hunt finished their work. Even reading mystery novels can't hit the spot because I have no one to butt heads with.
>>135181824
Translation anon here. Been too busy to get much done, but still hoping to finish within the next week.
>>135188105
Thank you. I appreciate it, anon.
>>135187967
> I have no one to butt heads with.
They are also too short. I don't think I can name a book as huge as Umineko from the top of my head, especially in mystery genre.
>>135188220
I think regardless of your opinion on Umineko's ending you've got to appreciate just how insanely fun the ride was.
>>135179792
What's this new EP1-4 patch I've been seeing shots of with text boxes and names? I still have the old one.
>>135188863
1080p PC fanmade port of the PS3 1080p version widescreen.1920x1080
>>135188836
Oh boy sure it was. I still hate those faggots who roleplayed with passion though, that shit really grinded my gears.
>>135185577
The story of my favorite lesbian couple will never endWTC5 fucking when?
>>135188863
Umitweak 2.5c
All the mirrors are dead
You are welcome
>>135188947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7r1ssAoO84
Holy shit their mouths actually move
>>135190594
I read it with the PS3 sprites and all but I'm pretty sure it was still in 640x480 or something. Reading it in 1920x1080 would be great.
Any news on when this version will be out?
>>135190859
Looking at their website, only Legend OTGW and Turn OTGW are available to download. So don't expect the entire thing to be finished until 2017 or so.
>>135188105
Now if only we had someone who would be able to scan and translate each chapter as it came out
It's too much to hope for
>>135193026
I will definitely scanlate it if there's raws. I don't have a scanner and I'm pretty poor so I may not be able to do it otherwise, but we shall see.
>>135193906
I might be able to scan it regularly if no one else does. I have plenty of disposable income and scanner but don't speak a lick of Japanese.
Merry Kurisumasu, you dumb faggots.
>WTC5
>Christmas murder mystery in a mansion full of witches
>>135196246
I'm late, but you're awesome, my friend. If you do end up doing that, I'd love to team up and provide the translations.
>>135199600
I hope Hotarubi serves as some kind of preface to WTC5 or something like that, I'm excited but all of this R07 and no WTC5 hurts (Iwaihime looks pretty shit though).
