>yfw your son said he wants a hero of justice for the Christmas present
What do?
>>135163715
>yfw your son said he wants an hero of justice for the Christmas present
Give him a gun
>>135163715
Give him a cape.
>>135163715
Give him a sword.
>tfw your wife's son said he wants a hero of justice for the Christmas present
What do?
>>135163715
Stop telling him stories about how you failed to become a hero of justice you fucking retard
buy him a dog or something
>>135163715
Give him the dick.
>>135163715
>>135166544
My nigga.
Arrange for an evil organization to kidnap them and turn them into a cyborg, and sacrifice my life to save them before the brainwashing is complete
>>135163715
I'd give him this!
I've seen that movie.
Was Kiritsugu a good father?
>>135163715
Give him a bike
Give him a gun and tell him to off himself.
It's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXUoLil25b8
Force him to rape Saber.
>>135168182
He's unironically the best father in Fate.
Everyone else was a horrible father/father figure because 'muh tradition, muh magus, muh spellcraft, muh holy grail, muh worm based utopia'
>>135163715
Get him a little sister or two to obsess and dote on instead.