>introduces herself as hotshot pilot
>spends the rest of the show being the worst pilot
Seriously how can she bitch out at everyone when she screws up the most
>>135144408
>she
>>135144702
>>135144408
Hello reddit!
>>135144764
Hello tumblr!
>>135144408
Well she was literally trained from the age of like 6 or some shit to pilot Evangelions. It kind of became a big part of her identity.
And in fairness, she had to compete with a bitch who was literally made to pilot Evangelions and another bitch who was twice as bad a pilot as she was, except every time he fucked up mommy woke up and killed all the bad things for him.
>>135144764
Its what drives Asuka's plot; unlike Shinji she actually doesn't need anyone initially and when things stop going her way and when she needs someone to help her, no-one does.
>>135144702
You are also one persistent shitposter, m8.
Merry Christmas.
>>135145393
Merry Christmas.
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>>135146181
He wasted 2 months of his life on that lol
>>135144408
If we go solely on kills Rei is worst pilot. Her only wins were because of the lance and lowing herself up.
>>135144408
Rei is the worst pilot though
>>135147610
>>135147655
No, Touji is the worst.
>>135147610
>If we go solely on kills Rei is worst pilot.
Nigger
>>135147769
I don't think that was really his fault though, it was the americans who built that Eva
>>135144408
She had the most natural skill as a pilot and that was well communicated.
>>135147979
No, Kaworu did. Because the Evas are clones of his own skin and flesh.
>>135144408
She was the most skilled and least flexible. She was never ready for the surprises but she would have beaten nine evas if they'd had the same limitations as her Unit 02.
Asuka > Rei
>>135144408
I don't see the other two fighting eight EVAs at once.
>>135144408
Because she is a huge pile of steaming shit.
>>135144890
>another bitch who was twice as bad a pilot as she was, except every time he fucked up mommy woke up and killed all the bad things for him
>you will never have a mom who kills all the bad things for you
When you put it that way...
Because she's a bitch. That's kinda her thing.
>>135150909
Stay mad, Reifag.
>>135151044
Just being objectively accurate, anon. Your tears are delicious.
>>135150909
You looked at a mirror and said that was Asuka?
>>135150765
I don't see the other two getting absolutely rekt by eight Evas at once
>>135151065
What tears?
What's with the Asuka vs Rei threads this week? Yes, there are always a handful in any given week of the year, but I swear they're being made 24/7 lately, nonstop, one immediately after another.
>>135151137
Winter break.
Asuka is the boring kind of bitch.
>>135151034
Being a better character than Rei is also her thing.
>Reifags
Disgusting, they are absolutely.
>>135151165
>boring bitch
But that's Rei
>why is this mentally ill perpetual fuck-up acting like she's mentally ill?!??!?
I'll give you three guesses, OP.
>>135151181
What an achievement.
>>135151218
I'll take 'she's playing charades and drew "Anon" ' for 500.
>>135151218
>?!??!?
Kill yourself.
>Germany is a powerful country
>gets fucked by everyone from Slavs to Syrians
It's a political statement, you pleb
>>135151308
Not now, /pol/
>>135151218
>?!??!?
Asukafags, folks.
>>135144408
Everyone around her failed to provide the conditions for her to excel in and kick angel ass, of course they are to blame.
>>135151358
>>135151274
>trying this hard to fit in
>>135151452
>trying this hard to fit in?!?!?!?!?!
You forgot your punctuations, anon.
Shut up nerds
>>135151452
>the "muh sekrit club" get-out-of-jail card
>>135151491So did you, "anon".
>>135151500
Is this from anime club
>>135151578
Hello reddit.
So we all agree that Asuka is the worst character in NGE
>>135151556
Assuming you were one of the spergs who had a fit over my egregious punctuation, you've got some gall bringing up "muh sekrit club" shit after throwing your toys from your pram the way you just did.
>>135151664
>we
The worst character in NGE begins with R and ends with ei
>>135151726
But anon, that's not how you spell Asuka.
Rei raped my husbando in EoE.
She forced his defenseless embryo into her loose vagina of mass destruction, and then she used his dummy plugs as tools for masturbation.
>>135151778
I know it isn't, it spells Rei
>>135151630
Let's not forget that you're the one sperging out over punctuation as well here.
Hello reddit.
It's not even a contest
>>135151815
Oh so you must be tumblr. Fuck off.
>>135151848
Why is there a blank space between Rei and Saber
>>135151810
>>135151881
Why are you so angry, dude?
>>135151924
>tumblr
>KLK
Please don't
>>135151580
no...
>>135144408
Asukafags are attracted to Asuka just like how flies are attracted to smelly shit.
>>135152087
nice butthurt samefag
>>135152087
>Asukafags are attracted to Asuka just like how Reifags are attracted to Rei
No shit?
>>135144935
>she actually doesn't need anyone initially
wrong
Wasn't she a Captain in the German air force?Makes sense then, military officers are always inept as fuck. Try getting a 1st LT to read a map correctly and see how lost you get.
>>135152429
Stay mad.
>>135151630
Is this the new meme to use when we get defensive about things?
>>135144408
There's actually a real explanation for that.
People with extraordinary skill at something sometimes experience extreme stress when suddenly placed in a situation where others come to rely on that skill. That stress causes them to fuck up just once, which instantly shatters their confidence, creating a nasty feedback loop of spiraling skill decay.
A master's greatest obstacle is his own mind.
>>135152589
That's Shikinami, Soryu had a mysterious academic degree.
>>135152589
Believe me, I know all about inept LTs. I'm in the US Air Force. They'd give butterbars to babies if they had college degrees. I wouldn't trust one with a map to the convenience store. Having to salute and talk up to a kid half my age with a cent of my experience is annoying as all hell.
>>135151924
How differently would Eva had ended with them as the main pilots?
>>135152799
Why would someone with superior taste be mad?
>>135153183
I don't even want to think about that.
>>135152916
Is this the new meme to use when we get defensive about things?
>>135154170
Is this the new meme we use when we meme about memes?
>>135154224
Is this the new meme we meme when we meme about memes?
Hello is this the meme thread?
>>135154405
Yes, pic related is a meme.
