Well that was easy
Could Saitama's power to change his face protect him from Kira?
>>135109934
Too bad nobody actually knows his full name.
I wonder if those threads are all bait or powerlevelfags are that butthurted.
>>135109934
>inb4 kira thinks Saitama's name is One Punch Man
>>135110064
Eyes of the shinigami though
>>135109934
>Saitama one-punches the Death Note
That was easy.
>>135109934
>>Thinking a Death Note is strong enough to kill Saitama.
Well, it was a good try OP.
>>135110090
Light doesn't have the eyes though
Would Saitama even die from a heart attack?
Is there anything Raito can't do?
>>135110064
Isn't his name in katakana?
>>135110171
He can manipulate someone who have the eyes to tell him.
If pic related can shrug off a curse from a death god then Saitama can too.
If gimmicks like pressure, gravity and telekinesis don't work against Saitama, why do you think that any other gimmick would?
Death Note wouldn't work. There's no logic solution to beat Saitama.
>>135110080
this
he would probably have trouble finding out his real name
he would put down like "caped baldy" or something, or he would mistake his bald head for some other guys bald head
>>135110064
Saitama Wanpanosuke
>>135110217
Because it's not brute force. Pressure, gravity and telekinesis are brute force, but Death isn't.
>>135110064
That's a good point. What should Saitama's full name be, /a/?
>>135110258
The Death Note doesn't just impose death on you, if no method is written it causes a heart attack. Saitama being Saitama I wouldn't be surprised if he could survive that
>>135110278
Is Saitama his given name or family name? I'm guessing family name since that's what japs usually call each other by.
>>135110358
>woah my heart is wiggling, what the hell
>>135110400
Saitama is a -tan for Saitama prefecture
he has no second name
>>135110258
Sure it is.
A person doesn't 'just die'. They die of some organ failure, or some other structural physiological reason, even barring outside obvious things like 'hit by a train'.
Saitama's body is too perfect to be susceptible to any 'natural causes', and there is nothing on the planet that can kill him due to 'accident'.
Even if a Shinigami showed up and tried to kill him hands-on, the odds are good that he'd somehow detect their presence and one-punch them.
Raito ain't shit, it'd be hilarious watching him try to kill Saitama for an episode, then eventually give up and open an okonomiyaki stand next to that one takoyaki stand.
>>135110080
>Juan Panman
>>135110452
I'd watch an OVA of this
>>135110278
Bald Memer
>>135110452
Whatever is written in the death note, happens. There's no other power in play that goes "oh he wrote a name. I'll go and try to kill that person" It's fate.
Baldie can't punch fate.
>>135110687
Fate is a bitch and Saitama has no time for bitches.
Well that was easy.
Saitama can't punch a galaxy
>>135110778
>Saitama can't punch a galaxy
>implying
>>135110778
that's what you think
>>135110778
>Saitama can't punch a galaxy
Goku>>>Saitama confirmed.
>>135110778
Don't be silly anon, with such a big target there's no way he could miss
>>135110778
>Saitama can't punch a galaxy
>>135110778
Half the energy of the big bang
>>135111360
False rumor.
>ITT: Delusional faggots that made up facts and ignore reality to defend their bald hero
>>135111420
Fucking this.
>>135111482
>>135111420
Why are you so mad about people having fun.
>>135111420
>ITT:
>LOL ONE COUR MAN SO FUNNAH
>Actually, by Death Note's own rules, Saitama would likely be immune to...
>FUCKING DELUSIONAL FAGGOTS
The desperation is rather thick, to be certain.
>>135111420
>>135111420
For me is just insecure powerlevel faggots getting angry that a new character can beat their special snowflake.
When overlord was the next best thing powerlevel faggotry was all about him, now that he is old and busted people have moved to saitama, and saitama in turn will be left behind when people leave him for the next special snowflake of the month.
Power level faggotry is the true cancer.
my dick >>>>your favorite character
>>135110171
>has a heart attack
>onepunches himself in a chest to jumpstart his heart again
Your move Kira
>>135112093
kek
>>135110687
Please. Fate was the final boss of an Oblivion mod and even I could punch her to death.
Well at least we all know Accelerator doesn't even have to do anything to kill a scrub like Saitama.
>>135110452
Cause of death: asphyxiation
Done... I really felt disappointed when he hold his breath in outer space, really shows how inferior and vulnerable it is against anyone that can manipulate matter
>>135112928
But you cant "hold" your breath in outer space.
>>135111420
>ITT: Anons don't understand the power of a joke character
>>135110220
you make it seem like Light is a idiot when hes a genius. Light would never go up with assumptions he would either try and find his real name by surfing the gov't web or reports or hed go up to saitama in person and ask him his name fully.
>>135112928
Uh, you realize that he only started holding his breath because he THOUGHT he might need to?
Considering how long he'd sat in that moon crater with his mouth half-open in mild-surprise, the effects of being in the vaccuum of space already would have begun to wreak noticible havoc on him IF he was actually vulnerable to asphyxiation anything like humans were.
We have no verificiation one way or the other that Saitama is actually vulnerable to asphyxiation in general.
And how would that asphyxiation manifest itself, anyway? Some external attempt to suffocate him? He'd bite/face-butt/exhale-burst his way through whatever was blocking his airways. Some sort of internal physiological defect in his respiratory system? His physiology is too tough and resiliant and robust for anything like that to possibly occur within his body.
So.
No.
Just a friendly reminder that you shouldn't be replying this stupid as shit thread when you are over 18
>>135112928
>Saitama needs to hold his breath on the moon
>Somehow unaffected by the decompressing effects of the vacuum of space
>>135112789
ONE PUUUUUUUNCH
>>135112789
>Can't kill a guy whose only special feature is that his left hand cancels bullshit
pls
>>135110452
What about pic related? Would his lines be too tough to trace over?
![60aae150a1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NgQVMMb.jpg "60aae150a1[1].jpg")
who'd win
>>135109934
Alright, here's how the "fight" goes.
Light: Hey, what's your name?
Saitama: Saitama!
Light: Saitama?
Saitama: Yep!
Light: Can you me your last name?
Saitama: Nope!
Saitama walks away*
The end.
>>135110778
>Saitama can't punch a galaxy
>>135113146
Can Saitama punch vectors?
>>135113211
I doubt he could catch up with Saitama serious speed.
>inb4 animeonlyfag
>>135113235
Reimu Hakurei
>>135113211
Saitama grazed the edge of death for so long during his training that he blurred those lines out of perceivable observation.
...so there.
>>135113235
The power of Shounen dictates that Good Saitama would win by way of asspull.
>>135113072
>genius
still get btfo'd with one punch, lil bitch shinigami too
>>135113235
Koro-sensei.
>>135113340
sure, ok
>>135113235
plot shielding always picks the good guys in the end
>>135113211
Tohno's MEoDP can only comprehend things which have a natural death/ destruction. He can't kill ORT, for example, which doesn't have an ordinary concept of death.
Saitama could easily be one of those things which doesn't have an ordinary concept of death.
>>135113340
Touma is actually anagram for Saitama. It's a 2deep4u symbolism.
>>135112055
Onepunchman's purpose is essentially the same as Powerman. He was made to end all powerlevel discussions. I don't want to be the
>it's a parody
guy but you can't say much else. That's why every villain in the series spouts run-on paragraphs about precisely they're so strong and why they're unbeatable, only for Saitama to "okay" them to death. He has toon force, and everyone already agrees toon force is unbeatable because that is literally the joke. Only maximum super autists would ever think about comparing toon force to characters whose settings take them seriously.
We ought to call these guys One Sperg Men because their autism is a power that cannot be measured.
>>135110278
Singular strike lad
What if you wrote that Saitama would die by punching himself in the death note?
>>135113973
Saitama' serious defense would negate his serious punch.
>inb4 animeonlyfag
>>135113973
Saitama doesn't have magic "beat anything in one hit" punches. He's just super strong.
But he's equally super tough.
Punching himself would do about as much damage as if you punched yourself. It's not going to kill you.
>>135113642
wut? Fuck you for making me try to make sense of this.
>>135113973
Maybe he can one punch his own one punch back
>>135113340
Saitama probably can punch hard enough to cause a nuclear explosion.
Or just punch the planet away.
>>135114028
>trying to make sense out of anything on this thread
just try to have some fun anon
>>135109934
>implying you can kill someone who's already dead inside
>>135113811
Meh.
>>135114005
Saitama dies by punching himself a lot.
>>135113246
This is the average OPM fag
Literally youtube comments tier
>>135114415
I'm detecting high concentrations of salt.
>>135114415
It's better than gay erp or unironic stutter talk.
>>135110064
Daiz Vatelli Heineken
>>135110452
>then eventually give up and open an okonomiyaki stand next to that one takoyaki stand
kek
>>135110687
>Whatever is written in the death note, happens.
The Death Note cannot cause what is impossible It could only make happen something unlikely to happen. It is extremely weak as a weapon, it is only decent as a silent and precise assassin tool for mortals, and near useless against Supers.
>>135109934
>death comes for Saitama
>he punches it
>>135113811
Now you are pulling stuff out of your anus, this was not even implied, since when its stated that he is inmortal? You know this is stupid, we just dont have enough information to know how Strong saitama really is, its like putting a profesional baseBall player with a bunch of Kids, obviously he will look good, saitama has never face a threat to himself and I believe thats the joke itself, he its not even that strong when compared to thousands of other universes but in his own universe he is the strongest that is why he appears to be that strong.
Besides tons of others fictional characters that manipulate reallity can just Banish him, but thats just stupid.
>>135115389
No, the joke is that he's always stronger than his enemies. How can people not understand something as simple as OPM?
>>135109934
Saitama would one hit kill the 'force'that would attack his heart
>>135113343
ONE PUUUUUUUNCH
Saitama and Popeye punch each other.
What happens?
>>135110024
He has too generic of a face to picture uniquely
So what if you wrote something along the lines of "Saitama hops into space, and falls into a comma, while avoiding all physical bodies and eventually dies of natural causes"?
He wouldn't die immediately, but it gets him out of the way pretty quick?
>>135109934
>implying saitamas human heart can cause saitama harm.
hed probably just slap his chest to get back online
>>135115884
>Fantasy Nature
Face it, a little girl is more OP than caped baldy.
>>135115917
They go out drinking, arms around each others' shoulders, laughing, each with a black eye.
Then Bluto shows up and Saitama punches him into next week, and Popeye almost busts a gut at the bar.
>>135115917
>What happens?
The same thing that would happen if two black holes touched...but in reverse.
>>135116028
This is always the correct way for these things to end.
>>135115958
>being invincible defense-wise only
So basically both sides would still be alive. It's a draw then.
>>135111420
>you sound flustered powerlevelfag
>>135110452
>Saitama
>Cause of Death: Punches himself
>>135109934
What you guys aren't realizing is that, because he has never used a death note, saitama would be sent to the afterlife. He would just need to die and escape enough times to realize that the only way to end the cycle is to kill god or Satan.
And let's be honest, there's no way Satan's past a demon level.
>>135113235
They would both enjoy the challenge of the fight and have fun for the first time in ages. However, with their amount of power, the fight would drag on forever, to the point where they would eventually grow bored of the battle.
>Saitama punches this, Saitama punches that, Saitama undefeatable!
Please, recognize true powerlevel breakers already
>>135117218
>got raped by a starving shrine maiden miko who whores herself for donations
>power level breaker
No.
>>135111420
>fiction
>facts
>>135112789
Don't fully understand Accelerator's power, but how about splitting the land leaving him Accelerator trapped underground?
>>135116537
Kill satan?
Saitama couldn't even defeat Asuraman let alone Akuma Shogun or Satan Cross
>>135117418
He has the power to job harder than Genos.
>>135117589
>i-it's true because I said so
>>135115958
Thats impliying saitama doesn't blitz before spellcard activation
>>135115086
He can be scratch by a cat he can die.
I can't even believe that people are so butthurt over Saitama that a "this character can beat saitama" thread appears every single day, I think I must have seen at least ten in the last week.
HE'S LITERALLY AN INVINCIBLE JOKE CHARACTER LIKE SQUIRREL GIRL, THAT'S THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT OF HIS CHARACTER, STOP GETTING ANALLY DEVASTATED ABOUT IT.
>>135110278
It would be cliche as fuck but I'd REALLY like it if his given name was actually "Hiro." The pun would do well for him I think.
>>135117948
Can't argue with that. Cats are crazy.
>>135110739
kek
Saitama is a name of a city in Japan....
>>135110278
This one was kinda clever
>>135110239
>>135118051
but could saitama beat squirrel girl
>>135113246
I just realized, Light would really only need to meme his way into the hero association HQ to get Saitama's data.
Now wherever the desu noto will work on Saitama is an entirely different matter.
>>135118310
Old-school well-written Squirrel Girl, or currently Shitty Squirrel Girl?
Because the answer to those is:
A) Yes or No, depending on the situation and the writer.
B) Yes or No, but it'll be fucking stupid either way.
>>135118401
Or just get Misa to tell him his name
can mods please start deleting these threads.
its already been established that there are characters out there that have abilities that can get around saitamas joke one punch ability.
and im pretty sure its the same group of people making these damn things.
>>135118707
Hey now. This one is actually pretty decent, for the time being.
I can agree that a lot of them are complete shit, but this one is turning out amusing.
>>135118310
On-screen: Saitama
Off-sceen: Squirrel Girl
So, it's a draw
>>135111420
That's his whole shtick though. He's supposed to be so overpowered that you could think of any retarded reason and it could happen.
>write in "death by punching himself"
ez
>>135119680
>implying Saitama can even kill himself
>>135109934
Doesn't Saitama have such extreme willpower that esper/supernatural powers generally have little to no effect on him? Pretty sure that Tatsumaki's attempt at directly affecting him only resulted in making him vibrate. It's as if his entire body was Touma's Imagine Breaker.
>>135111420
I bet you get buttflustered every time that powerman comic gets posted right? Because that is what you're doing right now, getting sphincter spayed by a gag character.
>>135115925
this
>>135110452
This's just made me think. What happens if Kira writes the name of someone without any allergies and writes the cause of death as peanut intoxication?
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KWiAC2I.png "latest[1].png")
Can Saitama hurt Porky inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule? Remember, Itoi confirmed that when the world ends Porky will still be alive.
>>135120404
not only that but he is above causality/destiny because of his limit break and we will see this manifested in the God arc
>>135110216
Izayoi > Saitama
Fight me faggot
>>135121033
bald ikemen > fuccboi
>>135109934
How can a heart that went through non-stop cardio exercises for three years fail?
>>135113145
>Somehow unaffected by the decompressing effects of the vacuum of space
the human body is pretty resilient and is more than capable of surviving the vacuum of space for several seconds as has been proven several times in recent history.
but this applies to your average run of the mill human.
>>135112055
if you want to stick your dick in him I wont judge you.
>>135111360
Remember when gurren lagann took on the full energy of a bigbang?
>>135121222
A heart attack isn't the only way death note the can kill him. We know that Saitama still needs to breathe, that's why he has to hold his nose in space. Death note will just create a situation where he suffocates to death. Like jumping really far into space and missing the moon or some shit.
>>135110215
No, he can't. You can't use Death note to make other people use death notes or shinigami eyes. One of those rules
>>135118310
No, because he's not that gay to fight with good character.
>>135110071
Any thread claiming Saitama is the strongest ever is a butthurt power level fag. Any thread about someone beating him is bait to piss of the butthurt powerlevel fags.
>>135109934
STRONG.
What if someone could meet one of Saitama's punches 1 for 1?
>>135121033
get your fuccboi out of this thread.
>>135120597
Then it won't happen. It's in the rules.
I'll start training and become a pro boxer
Thanks opm!
>>135126841
10km runs every day. 100 push-ups. 100 sit-ups. Turn off your A/C.
>>135126887
And eat banana for breakfast
>>135114340
Why would powerman kill my little pony and donald duck? They don't participate in powerlevels discussions.
>>135109934
>kira: now you cant escape! with my shinigami eyes I can see your full name! *writes saitama complete name* now wait...
>one minute later
>kira: why wont you die? wheres the heart attack?
>saitama: oh, my chest is itching a little bit, whats the matter?
>>135126944
Don't forget to brush your teeth.
>>135126887
>Turn off your A/C.
This is something I can't do. I live in the southern hemisphere, so we are bound to get into very hot days unbearable without a fan or an A/C very soon.
>>135127535
That's the point
>>135119778
One Punch > Saitama
>>135127535
>>135126887
>my A/C is broken right now
Should I just start the rest of the training regime?
What about Black Saitama?
Why are power level fags so butthurt about a joke? It's like being mad at powerman.
>>135109934
Saitama is not his full name
>>135117218
>Toehoes
>threatening
Needs more Medaka
Are most of the anons in this thread autistic or are they simply pretending?
>>135126970
Excluding a genre just means people will retort with, "Yeah, well I bet he can't beat...". Better to just throw some diversity in there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
>>135111420
>Not comprehending that the entire point of the character is to do away with the infinitely overdone "here comes a new adversary who's stronger than me but then I spent an hour screaming and now win" bullshit that defines every anime that's not centered around who wants to fuck who.
That's what his super power is. To skip the bullshit that's been seen ten million times and examine other aspects of characters in that archetypal role.
>Can't figure out why Saitama won't die from death note
>Saitama grabs the death note and looks inside
>Says "Caped Baldy" over and over.
