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Would you let Haruhi blackmail you into giving her a free computer?
How do Mikuru's boobs feel like?
Sure. I have a couple sitting around that I want to get rid of anyway. They don't work though.
>>135102319
Sure, but that would need to be a rape.
>>135102319
>using school computers
>women using computers that aren't apple
>>135102319
implying I wouldn't blackmail her to give me a handjob
>>135102319
Haruhi pleases old men for film props.
>>135102319
If I got to touch Mikuru boob hell yeah I would
No bitch is worth that
>>135102319
I have literal stacks of computers that I have no use for, I'd give her a few, she wouldn't even have to blackmail me.
I would tell Haruhi I have magic powers but the only way to activate them is to make her pregnant.
>>135102557
Bags of sand
>>135102655
Well, that's what the president tried to do that led to the logo incident at his house.
>>135102831
Even if I would have a stack of computers I have no use for, I'd want to be blackmailed by Haruhi.
>>135103298
You just want to feel Mikuru's beams.
>>135102319
She really was a huge bitch at the start.
>>135103452
>at the start
>>135103452
That's because she never had any friends, and didn't know how to deal with people normally.
That would mean Haruhi existed, yes?
In an instant!
So it really just was Pachinko shit?
>>135103884
That was probably just a coincidence.
>>135103884
It's not over until the 24th
>>135103452
She never stopped being a bitch, she just stopped behaving like a psychopath.
>>135102319
https://youtu.be/Nijun8mpAs8
>>135103452
Haruhi is worst girl and best girl at the same time: worst because she's such a huge bitch but best girl because she's very good at driving the episodes.
>>135103452
But muh comic relief.
>>135104903
So she's worst character, but best plot device.
Gotcha.
Haruhi:
> Girl bored with games, sports, movies and dating.
> Solves her boredom with games, sports, movies and dating.
I refuse to care about this awful show. Sure, I'll watch whatever comes out for it like the rest of /a/ but don't expect me to treat this shit with any kind of reverence.
Short or long hair Haruhi?
That is the question.
>>135105621
A decade later and I still can't decide.
>>135105621
The real question anon is ponytail or updo?
>>135105446
why are you being such a jerk anon?
>>135105679
>>135105621
ill decide for you, short is best.
>>135105621
what the fuck kind of question is that?
>>135103452
Should have watched chronological order to make her better, anon.
Only if she'd tie her ponytail first
>>135105621
long
>>135107653
>ponytail
Do you even quad tails?
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>>135107960
Pic related is my favorite
Have you ever watched Endless Eight while badly constipated?
Trying the entire time to endure the unbearable pain in your gut. Watch an episode, try to shit. Watch an episode, try to shit. Watch an episode, try to shit. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat endlessly.
This is what it feels like to suffer.
Why is she crying?
>>135108100
I don't like her, but she is really a babe.
>>135108217
She finally realized what a cunt she is.
>>135108204
Sounds like a personal problem.
>>135108217
thingken of pachinko
haruhi.tv
Aww shit.
>>135108371
HAPPENING!
>>135108371
I dont see anything different?
>>135108411
Screencap. I'm on my phone and can't do shit.
>>135108545
You can wait a little longer, right?
>>135108531
>>135108545
It's all a ruse.
>>135108605
>You can wait a little longer, right?
That's probably going to happen on the 24th. If anything at all gets announced, it'll be then.
How do we bully Tanigawa into finishing the novels? I really want to move on.
>>135108411
yes! another pachinko machine!
HOW EXCITING!
"sheldor wen is new hari hari cartoon?"
"PACHINKO!"
>>135109166
It's impossible, Anon.
He ran out of words.
>>135108996
I want to fuck Haruhi's hot ass.
>>135109454
I have some choice words for him.
If Haruhi is god, how come there's no season three announcement?
Checkmate, Haruhi-ism.
>>135102319
He honestly, didn't seem to thrilled to touch oppai
>>135110179
Because there are more gods, and Tanigawa is higher than her in hierarchy.
Mikuru?
I really never understood Haruhi and Kyon relationship.
My guess is that Haruhi had a crush or was interested in Kyon
during the Melancholy arc, but as time passed, that interest
faded into a sane friendship.
>>135110845
>pic related is what we have instead
tfw KyoAni will never remake Haruhi
>>135110297
CUTE
>>135111084
You have to understand that Melancholy was initially written to be a one-shot thing. It ends with a kiss, and people loved it. As a result, Tanigawa had to sort of walk back the romantic development and stretch it over several new sequels.
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>>135111131
>picking an inbetween frame
Nice cherry picking.
>>135104348
Read the LNs, Haruhi eventually loses her bitchiness.
>>135111131
Is there a fanbase that got trolled more often than Haruhifags?
>>135111186
I tried to pick one of the good ones though, to make it match the Hibikek edit as much as possible.
>>135111111
>>135111232
With the amount of shit we've gone through, I highly doubt any other series tops us.
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>>135111237
Regardless, there's no need for a remake. That is seriously the last of what this series needs.
>>135111291
I knew someone would do it.
>>135111225
Yeah, and you can already see it start to happen even in the anime.
Problem is, it's hard to gauge, since the last arc we see before Disappearance is Sigh, which was originally the second arc to be written, and thus Haruhi is back to book 1 level bitchiness.
Because of the timeskip between books 1 and 2, all the development that took place between them was kinda fucked.
>>135111172
That just makes things worse, as the stretch you mention
isn't really noticeable, as a matter of fact, it's nonexistent.
I mean, other than Haruhi getting a ponytail during the baseball
game, was there any other sign of romance?
>>135111801
It's mostly all subtle stuff.
>Haruhi refusing to leave Kyon's side at the end of Disappearance
>Haruhi seeing an illusion of Kyon in Snow Mountain Syndrome
>Haruhi jealous of Sasaki, to the point of creating lots of Closed Space
>The entirety of the ending to The Surprise
It's slow, but it's there. I could probably list a bunch more if the novels were fresh in my mind.
>>135111801
How about he's the only guy she wanted to bring over into her new world after the apocalypse. Which by the way was stopped by Kyon kissing her.
>>135112322
He's talking about after Melancholy, in reference to the "rolling back the romantic development and stretching it out over the sequels" that >>135111172 mentioned.
>>135111801
Part of the reason why I even like the series so much is because it's devoid of all the romance subplot crap that so many other series feel like they're forced to have. Yeah, it's apparent through her actions that she prefers Kyon more than anyone else, and the same for Kyon, I guess, but the series isn't full of a bunch of romantic tension bullshit and even with the last novel it still feels like they can grow up to just be very close friends and not lovers or anything, to an extent.
>>135112103
I doubt you can call that romance
>>135112507
It's not really a romance novel though. Those are just instances where you are able to understand that they care for each other, plus it's helpful to character development.
How would /a/ celebrate if S3 is announced tomorrow?
>>135112805
Fap to Haruhi
I want more Yuki.
>>135112805
Shitpost furiously
>>135112907
>haruhi is so dead, s3 wouldn't even get a sticky
>>135112974
I believe in Hiroshima
>>135112805
multiple stickies
>>135112974
>implying
FMP was literally dust but it got 2 stickies.
>>135112974
The whole front page would be stickied.
>>135112805
Honestly, the only thing that would make me cringe is the posters who always have to comment
"WHELP TIME TO GET HARUHI OFF MY BACKLOG"
and then
"what order am I supposed to watch this shit"
I can just see it now if S3 is ever announced
>>135112805
CRASHING THIS BOARD
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>135103452
I dropped the show because I couldn't stand her.
>>135113939
>kyon still hasn't tapped that shit.
>>135105446
>> Girl bored with games, sports, movies and dating.
>> Solves her boredom with games, sports, movies and dating.
>I refuse to care about this awful show.
>missing the point this fucking badly
>>135114176
How do you know?
>>135114258
a pony tail would look nice on her
>>135114176
man I remember fapping to this way back in the day
>>135108371
So we all understand that the announcement is abouta rebroadcastof Yuki-chan, right?
>>135114258
So, what was the point? Haruhi dreaming up an interesting setting and a husbando?
>>135114724
She didn't dream up Kyon. She also doesn't know of all the crazy things that result because of her.
At the end of the day Haruhi is fine not living in a world with time travelers, aliens, and espers. She just wants to have fun with friends. Kyon is the one who wants to life in a fantasy world. Mikuru, Yuki, and Koizumi are there for him.
>>135114989
>aruhi is fine not living in a world with time travelers, aliens, and espers.
More to the point, she doesn't honestly expect those things to exist, so she has excepted the boring world she lives in. That's not going to stop her from making the most of it though.
>>135114724
Ironically, Kyon is the biggest anomaly out of Haruhi's group, being a normal person and all.
>>135115224
Kyon is God.
>>135115247
Except the novels completely disapprove this theory. I don't understand why this meme still exists.
>>135115224
or so we think
>>135115275
Baby's first specula
>>135102831
She would take the best computer, your computer. She doesn't want some old ass piece of shit P4.
>>135115275
>completely disapprove this theory.
how?
>>135109166
Don't bully cornered authors.
>>135115465
Read the novels.Sasaki and the Anti-SOS brigade's existence essentially ruin that God Kyon theory
>>135114724
Basically what these two have said already:
>>135114989
>>135115136
In spite of the fact that she's surrounded by supernatural beings and crazy circumstances, she leads her friends around doing completely normal shit. It's that juxtaposition of the extraordinary and the mundane that brings forth the message to the viewer: life isn't about the things you do, it's about the people you're with. And from Haruhi's perspective, those people are just average students, yet she still makes the most of her time with them. Not by traveling through time or communicating with aliens, but by making home movies and playing sports. It's all those simple moments and memories with friends that make life worthwhile, and turn it from some random chemical accident on a rock hurtling through space, into something that's truly a "bouken, desho, desho."
>>135115247
Lemmy is God. Is Kyon Lemmy?
>>135115780
>Read the novels
no
this is /a/ not /lit I don't have to read books here.
>>135115827
>into something that's truly a "bouken, desho, desho."
ugh
this is disgustingly cheesy
>>135115875
/ck/ pls
>>135115853
Then stop with the Kyon god meme already and educate yourself
>>135110179
holy shit this picture is making me feel a certain kinda way
>>135115827
I thought it was just irony.
I mean, the girl expects these things to happen and yet they "don't", whereas Kyon
stopped believing after elementary and the moment he enters high school it turns out
that aliens and everything supernatural exists.
>>135116056
Horny?
>>135115875
That's what I'm here for.
>>135116066
Oh, there's definitely a major element of irony in Melancholy -- it's an interesting and comical part of the premise, a way to hook a potential reader in -- but the whole story is more than "just irony."
>>135116066
>I thought it was just irony.
It is, but you're supposed to look past the shallow things the characters say.
Kyon says he doesn't believe in dumb kiddy shit anymore, but deep down he's just mad that they don't exist.
In contrast, Haruhi says she wants those things to exist, but deep down she's cool with it.
>>135116121
N-no b-baka!
>>135116413
Pious then?
That's what seeing the Goddess makes me feel.
>>135116413
That's good anon lewd is for degenerates.
>>135116229
>>135116269
Also, I feel the need to bring up Kyon's respective attitudes toward Haruhi and Taniguchi: Kyon initially tries to get Haruhi to give up on her fruitless and "childish" pursuits. He wants her to "straighten up and fly right," as it were, because that's what he seemed to have done by no longer believing in Santa Claus and whatnot. He comes to enjoy the time he spends with her, even if it involves borderline chuunibyou behavior. Compare this to how he feels about Taniguchi: at first, he welcomes the friendship as a possible outlet for living a normal high school life. The more time he spends with the SOS Brigade -- and with the girl whose hobbies, mannerisms, and desires Taniguchi does not hesitate to mock as abnormal -- the more he resents Taniguchi. If you'll pardon the vernacular, it's because he's a blatant normalfag. Kyon sees himself reflected in Taniguchi, someone who's given up on their "childlike" "abnormalities," and he hates to have lost that part of himself.
>>135116849
Interesting concepts, anon.
>>135110845
I'm gonna marry Haruhi.
So nothing came out of the website changes for a fifth time huh? Why do we keep believing again?
>>135117517
We still have a few hours until the 24th, don't we? And even then, any update would be closer to the middle of the day, corresponding to when Kyon entered the literature club room.
>>135117359
How does Nagato feel about it?
>>135112805
I'd probably buy a lottery ticket.
>>135102319
Sure as long as I get to touch mikuru.
id let her blackmail me into hatesex with mikuru for her next movie
>>135118966
>>135119390
I don't think this is how blackmail is supposed to work.
What day and time GMT do we rejoice or suffer yet again?
>>135102557
salty coins and milk
>only one Haruhisky picture in thread
The fuck /a/??
>>135122076
If they don't get Haruhisky do character design for S3, then I will go to Japan and kill person responsible for this fiasco..
Whats stronger God power - Haruquael`s boredom or Chitandael`s curiosity?
>>135122598
why not both
I want to commit blasphemy, if you know what I'm saying.
>>135123428
I don't.
Describe it in detail.
tomorrow's the day haruhi s3 will be announced. i'm calling it /a/
>>135124000
Fuck, i hope those trips convert it.
I'm gonna read the surprise tonight, just to brace myself for the most likely disappointment
>>135122076
haruhisky is great and all, I just wish he slanted her eyes downward, this way they look to "gentle"
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PLEASE
19 more hours don't stop believing
>>135124000
trips for 3rd season confirmed
>>135126355
So I got to stay up until 2AM for this?
Doable.
>>135126912
On one side i really think S3 will be announced, on the other hand Kadokawa has fucked us before
>>135126912
I hope you are not stupid enough to do this, there is no sign that anything will happen tomorrow.
>>135127473
I'm an idiot so of course I'm going to do it since there's at least a shred of hope that something may come of this.
>>135127473
hope is the only thing we have left to live for.
keep the dream alive
>>135126912
If you love Pachinko this much, go ahead.
>>135102557
The Future
>>135127473
24th tomorrow we'll get to see kyon and the gang have a hot pot
>>135102319
I don't care about that shit tier girl Haruhi, just give me Mikuru.
>>135128218
Anon, please. It's impossible to have such a terrible taste.
>>135127948
if that happen i would literally sell my raifus and buy beer for everyone
>>135128305
>He doesn't agree with my normie taste, it must be bait.
>>135128383
>Liking Mikuru
>Not the most normalfag taste possible within the show
>>135128465
>Liking Haruhi
>Not one of the most normalfag taste within the age of 15
>>135128383
>>135128465
>>135128622
who are you quoting?
>>135128218
Thanks anon. Thread needed more Mikuru-sama.
>>135111111
Holy shit
OHHHH SHIT
>>135124241
But Haruhi IS gentle!
>>135128218
>>135128731
I literally have 3 pics of Mikuru and you are not helping at all, also nice samefagging with the same 2 shitty jaypegs
Honestly have nothing against her but respect your girl and post some high-quality pictures, my famicom.
>>135130946
I don't need to post shit for your pleasure. Also kek at assuming that other anon was me, just google mikuru and you can find both pics easy.
>>135131343
>he googled pics just to post them like this
Please stop embarrassing yourself.
>>135124000
The trips has spoken and now we shall wait for the last ride of the year
>>135131395
Please, stop being such a casual and carry on.
>>135131500
desu i'm just being a dick for hte sake of being a dick but it's 8 am and i'm bored
entertain me senpai
>>135131556
Are you getting ready for Xmas yet senpai?
>>135131703
not really
don't even have a tree
>>135131801
how come?
>>135132022
moved away from family
got nobody to celebrate with
http://exhentai.org/g/8075/1f49f0d975/
http://exhentai.org/g/126969/5b51a300ee/
I love these.
>>135132907
Sub Haruhi is best..
http://exhentai.org/g/318325/bad775d1f9/
>>135133038
>urination
God, why? What's wrong with good old fashioned wholesome rape?
Why'd you have to make it weird
>>135124241
This gets me hard
>>135133105
How can it be rape when girl wants it?
>That one doujin where Asakura NTRs Haruhi and cause the end of the universe as a result
>>135133387
Because it's more fun when she struggles and screams, shouting at you to not cum inside her.
>>135115780
If anything the part about Sasaki is a sign FOR the "Kyon is god" theory.
Both girls who had the power to shape the world according to their wishes were close to Kyon at that time and it was Kyon who made the power transfer by drawing the circles on the schoolyard.
>>135128731
>>135124241
The real shame is the general lack of fang.
>>135102319
In the same way that she does here? Totally.
Slap Haruhi's ass, then put my face between Mikuru's breasts and make a motorboat noise.
>>135134057
>not slapping Mikuru's tits and motorboating Haruhi's arse
>>135102319
Only with actual sex pictures, not harmless groping.
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