This guy comes up and saves your waifu from some mean looking thugs
what do?
Bring him to the hospital because he probably just got beaten to shit
>>135073336
Treat him to some oden
>>135073336
Pretend I sprained my ankle, and hop on the back of his bike and tell him to take me to a hospital, while holding onto him firmly.
He probably also needs to go there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weZvNhNx6ZE
Slap his ass.
>>135073336
Ganbare, Mumen Ridaa
>>135073336
give the credit to OPM
>>135073336
I would let him fuck my waifu.
>>135073336
get his autograph
>he the real MVP
>>135073336
Slap his ass as reward.
>>135074720
Swede detected
>>135073336
Thank you, Samurai Flamenco!
>>135073336
Shake his hand and praise him eternally.
>>135075571
Throw rocks at him. Fucking baldies should learn their place.
>>135074933
Or japanese.
>>135075571
Smack that faggot's shit Saitama ain't got shit on me
>>135075571
Whelp it appears i'm a single guy now, due to the splattered remains of my so called girlfriend, oh wait I NEVER HAD ONE!
>>135075571
Pick her pieces off the ground and go home.
>>135073336
Why is Jaeger wearing goggles?
>>135073336
gift waifu to him
Buy him a beer and donate some money to the hero association.
>>135075571
Mourn the bloody messy that was mah waifu
>>135075894
NO ZIPPER, STAY DOWN!!
Let him watch me fuck my waifu.
>>135073336
Help him pick his teeth off the floor.
>>135075571
Shit my pants as my gf an the rest of the building got blown away. Then pass out with 3 scars on my face and call myself king
>>135073336
Offer my virginity to him
No homo
>>135078581
>This
>>135073336
Thank him and give him a hug
Impregnate him.
