HOLY SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!
http://haruhi.tv/
if dubs its season 2 of the shitty spinoff
>>134942911
プログラム起動条件 鍵をそろえよ 最終期限・二日後
You're getting more pachinko and you're going to like it.
>>134942983
>program start condition
>align the key
>deadline
>2 days
>>134942887
>not dub
guess nothing will happen, then.
>>134943144
>align
you haven't watch moreover read squat, have you?
Endless 8 rerun.
>>134943362
Allow me to try just one more time
SOS brigade sleeper cells activate
The key is homework.
No more kyon-kun denwa.
We can only take so much cock-teasing.
Reboot by SHAFT with necktilt and closeup gimmicks included.
>>134943848
>implying you would not watch it.
>>134943868
I would not, I hate their style to be honest. The only SHAFT show I've liked so far is SoreMachi
is it getting a s3?
what does that text say
PACHINKO
A
C
H
I
N
K
O
Canonnicaly speaking, has Haruhi ever masturbated?
Doesn't this happen every year?
>>134943904
God tier taste
>>134944009
She basically admits to it in like the second episode.
>>134942829
WHAT
WHAAT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>134943963
The instruction to undo the disappearance.
>>134942829
Nothing is gonna happen.
>>134942911
WHAT KEY
WHAT FUCKIG KEY
>>134943904
At least you do not have shit taste anon so i will take you seriously.
>>134944052
The upcoming VN adaptation by Key.
>>134943963
Kyonko spinoff by A1.
>>134942829
THE SLEEPER AWAKENS
Long live the fighters!
LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!!!
>>134944052
Kyon is the key.At least that's what Yuki calls him
>>134942829
STOP WAKING ME UP FROM MY DEAD SHELL OF LIFE DAMN IT
![20091211_haruhi_02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sb81M5A.jpg "20091211_haruhi_02[1].jpg")
old
>>134944032
webm or bullshit.
I may need to revise her waifu status if this is true.
You guys might not want to hear this but
I dug around the website's code and shit.Yuki-chan season 2 is coming.I'm sorry.
>>134944170
>may need to revise her waifu status if this is true.
What the fuck does this even mean?
KyoAni, Kadokawa and Haruhi LN author finally stopped their Mexicunt stand-off?
It's an OVAFor the pachinko
>>134944037
Its been 24 hours about. I just want news and not some idiot shouting "ITS HAPPENING." When a day passes and nothing happens you become suspect of said "HAPPENING".
Have faith, lads. Have faith.
Hold steady. Our goddess will return.
Why are we still here, just to suffer?
>>134944208
>
>>134944281
Gott ist tot
>>134944299
>Why are we still here, just to suffer?Too close to home anon. Too close.
>わたしはあなたに会ったことがある
>>134944435
Everyone go back to bed. Happening is on hold again.
>>134944344
Geh weg Nietzsche
>>134944435
>have i met you b4
>>134944435
I am now monitoring this thread.
FUCK YOU
U
C
K
Y
O
U
Mine comes up like this
http://www.haruhi.tv/fanclub/
all of those moons
Sunday is the day fa.m were we either get our "Hype" crushed or we actually get something.
>>134942829
This better not be a prank.
Or ill have to smack a bitch
>>134944435
>>134942983
Oi, you twats, if you speak moon could you clue us in in the same post as you post those runes?
>>134944758
>ctrl+c
>google translate
>ctrl+v
>>134944811
>he translates using google
Enjoy your broken sentence structure that makes no sense.
>>134944758
it says "I have never met you"
>that FMP announcement
>totally fake
I don't have faith anymore.
>>134944898
I'm possibly being dumb, but isn't it saying "I have met you"?
Is this one of those cases where the meaning doesn't directly correspond with the actual words?
you lads had your annual watch of Disappearance yet? I've got work from now till Christmas so I'm watching it now.
>>134944984
FMP is getting a new season though.
>>134945181
It already happened. I think someone else is doing it on christmas day though also
>>134944435
"I've met you before"
>>134942983
Conditions to start the program: Collect the keys
Final deadline: 2 days later
It's in the movie for fuck's sake
>>134945181
Have fun
I thought the whole thing was overrated. The movie was very good though.
>>134945377
S1 had some godtier episodes though.
>>134944837
It's a simple, accessible means of translation that literally anyone can use. If you're not retarded you can generally make out the meaning of any translated sentence unless it's using a lot of slang or something that Google doesn't recognize.
Better than asking other people to do it for you.
>>134942829
No. Stop. Please.
Post YFWTanigawa announces a new light novel
>>134946535
Boo.
I don't care how subtle the ending was. It was satisfying.
I don't want to reopen loose ends, only to find out the next book ends on a cliff hanger. Who cares ifwe only saw Kyon and Haruhi in a relationship in University for only one paragraph.It's enough closure.
>>134946535
>FMP announcement
I would literally cry like a manbaby.
>>134946679
What the fug happened with my quote.
>>134944208
>I dug around the website's code and shit
>>134946755
Maybe he meant the HTML markup?
>>134946784
Everyone can do that shit.
>>134944079
This. I would very much like this.
>>134944344
Nein, you filthy Hun.
>>134944984
Mate, it's happening.
>>134945054
thats how im reading it too
methinks google translate is fucking up maybe,
>S3 sucked real bad
>riots all over Japan
>Yuki decides to create a world where it doesn't exist
>now anons want to return to that world
>The key
How could we have been this oblivious?
It's been in front of us this whole time
I hope they skip most of the post disappearance LN. We don't need the episodes where they look for the cat or watch the baseball game. Keep the short stories they wrote though.
>>134947153
I personally hope they animate Snowy Mountain Syndrome and Editor-in-chief straight ahead!!! Those two stories were my favourites post disappearance
>>134947153
I just want to watch the SOS brigade fight the anti-SOS brigade.Sasaki still best girl, & best god.
>>134947153
At this point I don't care what it is as long as it's more haruhi.
>>134947196
>Snowy Mountain Syndrome
Like I said earlier, I want to watch the anti-SOS brigade & the SOS brigade fight.
>Editor-in-chief straight ahead!!!
Okay, I want to watch Mikuru Narrate the story she wrote.
Everyone else narrating the story they wrote would be a bonus.Kyon confirmed for lolicon.
>>134947265
Some of the short stories build up to the anti-sos brigade, as much as I want them to just go to the surprise, I feel that the story just isn't as complete without them
>>134947336
I mean, I wouldn't mind if everything post-disappearance got animated.
Oh boy here we go again
>>134947369I just wanna see Kyon wake up in Haruhi's house and college Haruhi
>>134947467
>>134947500
>>134942829
>there will never be another Haruhi anime because Aya Hirano is volunteering in a refugee camp
![[HorribleSubs] Miss Monochrome S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.02_[2015.12.12_19.34.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nGzQaQE.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Miss Monochrome S3 - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.02_[2015.12.12_19.34.51].jpg")
>>134947533
I'm going to need you to give sauce on such a serious claim.
>>134947481
I want this the most, also animated Sasaki and Yasumi
>>134947226
>>134947265
Snowy Mountain Syndrome and other post-Disappearance chapters before Surpries are important in the build up towards anti-SOS and SOS fight though anon
>>134947633
I know that, but >>134947153 started a chain of "what if KyoAni animated more Haruhi, but skipped some stuff?" thoughts.
After pachinko, there's no way I could trust anyone anymore. And yet here I am.
HAPPENING
Is this another thread in which our hopes and dreams will be crushed, again?
Also, pachinko.
>>134947733
It's ok anon you haven't suffered as much as ALS-kun
so, this is when nagato invites kyon to her house...
>>134948100
and this is where she explains that she has met him before, when kyon taught her how to borrow a book from the public library.
>わたしはあなたに会ったことがある
>>134948122
I mean, help her to get a library card.
>>134948122
forgot pic
You will never see Haruhi animated in KyoAnis current art style without the bug eyes
Why even live?
I can't handle all these heartboners
Can something good in my life fucking happen for once? Please give me season 3.
new pic and new text
>あなた、長門さんが好きなの？
あなた、長門さんが好きなの？
my ottosan kyoani work for
s3 happen
>>134948528
HAPPENING
what it ALL MEAN
dont do this to me
>>134948523
>You, like nagato?
Haruhi, do you hear our prayers? Grant us S3, grant us S3.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN IT REACHES THE END?
>>134948692
Despair.
I'll fap to gachimuchi if it's nagato-shit chan season 2
>>134942829
I'm too afraid to believe.
>>134942829
What's with these ancient websites?
Raildexfag here, fuck you all, I hope you fags get more pachinko or Yuki-chan S2
>>134948711
I wouldn't mind S4 of that
>>134948741
Don't lie, you were going to do that anyway.
1312192_100.jpg
Why they add an underscore in this one?
>>134948803
>Less than ten year old website
>Ancient
Millenial detected. That site is younger than 4chan.
>>134948836
I hope you guys get index season 3JUST KIDDING FAGGOT I HOPE YOU GET A MOVIE ADAPTATION OF THE SISTERS ARC
>>134942829
Make it happen Kyoani.
>>134948803
Though Japan produces great electrical/mechanical hardware. Japan's Computer Science and IT are in the toilet.
>>134949018
Have you seen any Japanese toilets? It's the shit.
>なんてこった、俺はハルヒに会いたかった
>>134949053
Oh boy
>>134949053
Same.
>>134945221
>this guys face
yes, that's how I looked when the news and I came
>>134949053
;_;
>>134949053
>Oh my god, I wanted to meet Haruhi
SOON
>>134949053
Is this real time disappearance
>>134949046
Real talk, yes I have.
Depends though, some rural areas still have the squat toilets (Narita Airport had both modern and squatting).
But at the same time, I've seen the toilets with electronic controls and that allow you to warm up the seat.
You knew what I said though.
>>134949158
Yes
>>134947533
Is she fucking all the refugees?
>>134948973
Day one 4chan is practically prehistoric by today's standards. Fucking frames, man.
>>134949165
>You knew what I said though.
Yes, but it's not like programmers outside of Japan are that good either, the field is so much saturated with shitty programmers that don't even know what a pointer is.
>>134949053
SO AFTER THIS
ARE THE WEBSITE GOING TO A WORLD WHERE THE S3 ANNOUNCEMENT EXIST?
>>134948692
New movie announced
>people still give a shit about haruhi
>>134949299
>people not being eternally devoted to their waifu
>>134949245
Blame the people who keep promoting self-taught programming as a get-rich-quick scheme (and by extension kickstarter).
https://xkcd.com/1513/
But seriously, the other guy asked "why this website is ancient", what he really should have asked is "why this website LOOKS ancient", which I answered.
If this is official why would they go through so much trouble unless it's something tangible.
If it's a hoax, it's too elaborate and cruel.
Dare I hype?
>>134949377
They do this shit every year
>>134943398
language english first not your
>>134947533
Yeah, it's not like she's getting a few works lately or anything, including Haruhi in Yuki's anime.
>>134949377
Seriously, if this is legit. Then this is a Bungie-tier ARG.
But then again, they went through all that trouble for the pachinko machines, maybe they thought they would make the ARG for Haruhi S3 more subtle?
>>134949377
Dare. What do you have to lose that you haven't already with pachinko? If the hype ends up being true it will be all the more sweet.
>>134949377
Newfag please leave
What could get announced that would be equal if not worse than pachinko?
>>134949477
wii-u game
>>134949477
A new series of Haruhi-themed clearfiles?
>>134949477
Yuki-chan pachinko
>>134949490
I like this idea.
>>134949481
I'd like that.
Is any of the Haruhi games in English? Is any worth playing?
>>134949477
Season 3
>>134949245
To be honest, there are languages that are abstracted so far above the metal that they never have to deal with a pointer.
>>134949530
>>134949477
Season 3 not made by Kyo-Ani
>>134949530
For you
>>134949530
Fuck you
>>134949477
A board game.
A new Weiss Schwartz set.
>>134949409
Do they? I've never seen the images and text before.
>>134945537
>S1 had some godtier episodes though.
honestly Endless Eight cut into 3 episodes (Initial 2 weeks, 2 weeks of figuring out they're repeating, 2 weeks of figuring out how to end it) with a more satisfying ending would have been a great arc.
I loved the idea, and apart from those two points thought it was well executed
>>134949299
I'll never let go
>>134949545
Don't reply. Now he's gonna argue with a no true scotsman fallacy and then someone else is going to point that out and it will keep going and going.
>>134949477
Yuki-chan movie
>>134949637
Yes, we should focus on Haruhi instead.
>>134949592
Meaning they try to be mysterious with their website and in the end it's just a Merry Christmas message to the fans and nothing else.
>>134949648
>>134949614
I love Endless Eight how it is. I'd exchange it in a heartbeat for a proper Season 2, but it's a one of a kind experience.
>>134949648
Goddamn it.
>>134949524
Haven't played the PS2 or PSP games.
The Wii dance game is very ugly and the motion controls suck.
There was a fun looking Dynasty Warriors type doujin game that Kadokawa took down.
And a Missile Command type doujin game that was basic but fun.
I don't know of any others.
None are in English.
>>134949583
>New Weiss Schwarz set
Maybe, there are already rumors of this happening.
Realistically speaking, if it's another 14 episode season, there's no way they could properly cover all of books 9, 10 and 11 in such a short span of episodes. I'd like to see the rest of books 5 and 6, animated over 8 episodes, and then book 7 animated over 6.
>>134949662
>yfw you're waifu's VA is an old lady. They are all old ladies.
>>134949592
I can't even get the images and text to show up. Am I not worthy enough for S3?
>>134949662
Will you marry all this christmas cake /a/?
>>134949696
>had to wait 2 months in real life for Kyon to do his fucking homework
>>134949696
oh, I still love it. But I feel a few minor tweaks and it would be god-tier.
>>134949701
14 episodes leading to a movie at the end and then we wait 10 more years for novels 9+10+11 animated.
>>134949731
Highlight the text
>>134949731
highlight/select all the page
>>134949773
>>134949774
It's actually just hovering over the transparent gif.
KyoAni receny webpage design is modern but Kadokawa's is stuck in the 90's. You can tell if anything is happening, it has no KyoAni involvement at all.
>>134944435
They're just tired
I swear if the last image is this I'm going to be permad.
>>134950039
don't do this to me
>image hasn't changed for over 45 minutes
![[Coalgirls]_The_Disappearance_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[46A8DFE0].mkv_snapshot_01.09.03_[2015.12.06_22.44.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I5TjdDZ.jpg "[Coalgirls]_The_Disappearance_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[46A8DFE0].mkv_snapshot_01.09.03_[2015.12.06_22.44.40].jpg")
>>134950086
they're synching it up with the time period the movie takes place during
I don't get it, you JUST got a new season of haruhi, why the fuck do you want more?
>>134949768
Hm, but I think three episodes wouldn't be enough. One of the things I love about E8 is that after the viewer gets presented with the first repeat, the situation doesn't immediately resolve. The third episode of E8 is the one were the viewer truly goes "oh fuck", and the fourth is where panic mode truly sets in. If E8 had to be reduced from eight episodes, I feel like five would be a good number to preserve the spirit of what is.
Really, think Endless Eight works almost flawlessly perfect like it is. The only problem with it is that it's literally more than half the season, making people angry that there wasn't more actual new content. I think that E8 would have been much better received had it been part of a 24 episode season with 16 other new episodes and not just 6.
But then again E8 only exists because Disappearance was made into a movie and KyoAni had to fill in the leftover episode slots, so that's a futile fantasy.
>Kyoani sees SHAFT finally releasing Kizumonogatari
>They have to bust out a serious S3 adaption for Haruhi or else they're going to get shat all over next year.
>>134950119
Does that mean we'll have to wait till its morning in japland?
>>134950178
that's what i'm assuming
>>134950127
That was a season of Nagato though. Not that I'm complaining.
>>134950127
I loved the last few episodes. Nagato's arc was amazingly done.
And the rest of the show had plenty of SoL fun with all the characters. Kyon, Haruhi, Mikuru, Koizumi, Asakura, Tsuruya - they all felt like they should, if a bit simplified. Too bad that Turkey-chan shittiness and her forced romance with Kyon ruined the whole thing
>>134950127
It was fucking shit, way worse than endless eight.
>>134949950
>img/1312192130a.jpg
Has anyone kept track of the filenames? Maybe we can detect a pattern.
>>134950432
I've only just joined in so I haven't seen any of the other image names unfortunately.
Its over. everyone go home
>>134943144
>post all words that could be key
>make a script that loads http://haruhi.tv/{word-here} check if it's a 404
>keep doing it until it's not
>>134950457
>>134948523
>>134949053
So maybe all the images start with 1312192
>>134950039
>that's the last image in the movie if you don't count Yuki post-ED
I'm already feeling disappointed.
![[Mazui]_Suzumiya_Haruhi_no_Shoushitsu_[1080p][3E0D82AE].mkv_snapshot_02.36.03_[2015.10.29_22.52.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/56tgNoN.jpg "[Mazui]_Suzumiya_Haruhi_no_Shoushitsu_[1080p][3E0D82AE].mkv_snapshot_02.36.03_[2015.10.29_22.52.11].jpg")
>>134950585
>>134950521
.html at the end
![[Mazui]_Suzumiya_Haruhi_no_Shoushitsu_[1080p][3E0D82AE]_[02_15_21.238].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qbRuV8X.jpg "[Mazui]_Suzumiya_Haruhi_no_Shoushitsu_[1080p][3E0D82AE]_[02_15_21.238].jpg")
>>134950961
>That anon is probably dead already and we didn't get S3
;_;
>>134950585
>>134950929
Argh, that can't be a coincidence can it?
Kyoani wouldn't, the absolute madmen.
>>134950039
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>134951055
No, I just wanted that, even if ALS-kun is not with us anymore, at least he'll know there'll be an S3.If this is really an S3.
>>134951000
Well, the fanclub page is http://haruhi.tv/fanclub/. Just try both.
>>134949477
Endless 8 movie adaption, extra long with 88 different directors, including at least 8 with different styles of rotoscope and other crimes against humanity.
>>134951550
>88 directors try their hand at doing endless 8
That would be interesting, except no Satoshi Kon to do one ;_;
/FS-APL/FS-Counter/counter.cgi?Code=top_counter"
>>134951550
And it'll be 8 hours long, yes?
>>134951729
Just a counter gif, tech from the 90s. Nothing to see here
>>134951722
>>134951762
masochists please, that was supposed to give you nightmares, not pique your interest.
THE TROLL CHART OF PROPHECY IS COMING TRUE
>>134951762
11 Episodes consisting of 8 shorts each.
>>134951930
finds a way
>>134950432
Yesterday:
どうした？風邪か？
1312181230.jpg どうしてお前がここにいる
1312181530.jpg いてくれたか
1312181630.jpg よかったら
entry.gif
Today:
bookmark.gif
13191800.jpg わたしはあなたに会ったことがある
1312192_100.jpg あなた、長門さんが好きなの？
1312192130a.jpg なんてこった、俺はハルヒに会いたかった
>>134951930
>Jesus Assassin
Don't worry, your wishes will come truein a couple of decades
>>134942829
what IS happening
>>134952527
nothing again
all delusion here
leave before you get hurt
>>134950039
God fucking dammit Kyon I've been waiting 5 years already you piece of shit I can't wait a little longer anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gve1BU7X4-Q
>>134951930
>Despera
>>134952432
Well probably get something at Tanigawa's 80 birthday anniversary or something.
>>134952712
Please don't do this to me again
Can they just fucking straight up tell that s3 never, so i can finally kill myself.
>>134952786
>announces new novel on his 80th birthday
>novel to be released soon
>dies before he finishes the ending
>last line reads "I promise I won't take as long as I did with surprise!"
>>134952901
Fuck no, they already did so with Spice and Wolf, this is the only thing keeping me alive
>>134951930
>Keit-Ai became real
>Haruhi announcement soon
Spice and Wolf Season 3 confirmed!
>>134952971
>Spice and Wolf Season 3 confirmed!
Just for that baby, it should happen.
>>134952960
you know it will never happen
wake the fuck up
>>134951930
It's August, not March-May.
>>134943904
>Not liking SZS
Might as well kill yourself even though you like one good show.
All I want is Baccano season 2 at this point.
Can't really bring myself to still care so much about Spice and Wolf and Haruhi considering they've been finished for almost 5 years now.
>>134952527
More pachinko.
>>134951930Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
At this point, I don't care anymore. Not after I dropped the pile of steaming shit that is Nagato Yuki-chan.
>>134949696
I just noticed she has really big tits in these outlines from the movie OP
>>134953393
>tfw incapable of doing this
>>134953397
>It's a new Haruhi 3D fighting game
>>134953422
If you are incapable of doing that, you could go and read the novels before the anime aired.
>>134953451
Yuki too OP. Pls nerf.
>>134953397
What IS her breast size? At times they seem Mikuru-sized, but then they're almost gone in the next episode
>>134953451
yes please
>>134950521
Have you tried /pachinko?
>>134953397
>>134953451
>It's Haruhi Kinect
>>134949740
Adult Mikuru had to let Kyon get stabbed on purpose right? Since she already knew he was going to get stabbed.
