OPERATION: CUT ORKZ BALLZ
>>134917756
>Almost no Lala or Zombina in the previous thread
I am dissapoint
>>134917991
undead dont get enough love in general
>>134917991
I want to see an episode of Zombina and Lala shenanigans
>>134918141
Perfect rivals
Who is the best girl?
>>134918323You.
>>134918323
Doppel is the superior girl.
>>134918440
Something something Elder God
>>134918440
Soon you will have a new pic.
>>134917756
centaur loop when?
>>134918137
YES, i was waiting for someone to do something like this
Chapter 37 HQ is out.
>>134917991
Lala is boring tho.
>>134918597
Finally
I want to marry this snake.
Heres to swimmin with shark finned women chief!
I want to marry this cyclops!
Thousands of tiny kisses
>>134918440
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench
>Cthulu fhtagn
>Is she nary an elder god?
>>134918688
I want to approach her and tell her my name is nobody, and then poke her eye out.
>Best Harem
>>134918740
>Underrated Cephalopod
Truly Oct is best side girl
What is your preferred breast size faggots?
>>134918824
bigger
>>134918647
I want tostick mydick inher.
>>134918688
I would like to lie on her comfylap
>>134918636
Lala is just feels. Zombina is bro
>>134918881Would it be gentle or rough?
>>134918878
???
>>134918647
I want to sitck >>134918881's dick in her
I want to take Miia on Christmas date.
>>134918934
>>134918983Beef cup cake
>>134918647
I want to go on a fun date with her ending it withsticking my dick in her.
How the heck do you date a zombie? They just want to eat yourbrain.
We have the scans
>>134919094
Im not gonna lie,
I got a massive boner from that.
I need this kind of porn now.
>>134918964gentlebutrough if necessary
>>134919146
Ch 39?
please post.
>>134918688
I want to make her blush by talking about how pretty her eye is.
>>134919146
Wait we do? Post them anon..please?
>>134918824
Flat as an ironing board to about DD is fine with me. Anything more and it'd be too much.
>>134918775
She'll always be the main girl in my heart
>>134919243
What are you, some sort of pedophile?
>>134919249
3 things I hope to see
>More Oct obviously
>Her secret page
>Find out what her damn color palette is
>>134918763
Reminder. Until the game comes out on Monday this is the info we have so far.
>>134919039
heh
I wonder if she is still missing her tooth
>>134919146
scans of what?
>>134919303
>>134919292yes__________________I am.
>>134919314
Probably should add this to the image, just to show off how the maitenance screen looks without having to post twice.
>>134919340
>>134919379
>>134919340
>>134919303
>>134918763
what a.. what are you guys doing exactly?
>>134919469
I told him I was excited for this picture and I fucking meant it.
Don't know if it's been posted here yet, but came across the translated version
>>134919567
>came across the translated version
It was first posted in the last thread. Let me guess, you grabbed this off of reddit didn't you?
Smith said Darling can't bang any of the women because of the laws or some dumb shit.
Since Suu is "undiscovered" and pretty much illegal, is banging her okay or is it even more of a no-no?
Bad news /a/
I got the wrong chapter raws
>>134919541
hopefully it met expectations...
>>134919671
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
>>134919623
I saw the untranslated version last night but didn't know if we got it translated. I did some searching for myself before asking to be spoonfed here and ended up finding it onknowyourmeme
>>134918440
You are a gentleman of fine taste.
>>134919567
I wanna go slimy slimy with suu.
>>134919623
are you in a sour mood anon?
>>134919176
How aboutzombie NTR?
>>134919708
>>134919302
I imagine it's blueish, but can't cephalapods change color to blend in?
Secret page would make me happy, as well
>>134919567
>>134919302
Since she's an octopus she will have 2-4 hearts and squirt ink.
>>134919995
I can't imagine Oct as anything other than orange and yellow shades.
>>134919928
Oh yes
Much grande boner achieved. though i couldnt care less about the ntr aspect. Where's this from btw?
>>134920036
Oh lordy I need to fap. Too many boners this thread.
>>134919302
And probably the omake of the chapter will include Mero's servants (even Mero's mom)
>>134917756
Reminder that Zombina has to remove all her teeth to give blowjob
>>134920135
That'd be hella cool.
>>134920135
Zombina uses dentures
>>134919371
Here's a quick fix. I'm sure plenty of things will change in a few days so it's best not to make too many changes just yet.
>>134920075
I could see it. She's perfect either way
>>134919176
What kind of porn? Zombie porn?
>>134919828
Other anon, but taking into account that Reddit download our Bike Cop album to upload the pictures to his album and names it "Tsunderville":http://imgur.com/a/f7qNW/layout/horizontal#78It's a little disgusting.
>>134920238
Zombie porn would be a lovely thing.
i know that there's that one zombie doujin which I love. I wanna see if the porn can live up to it.
Also that one fantasy that guy had about have a zombie sex slave. beautiful.
>>134920057
.........I fail to see the problem with that honestly.
>>134917991
I want to see more of that ass
>>134920298
>i know that there's that one zombie doujin which I love
Is it the one I'm thinking of, because I was going to link you it if it wasn't. The one where she starts sucking him off then he fucks her then she saves him from another zombie and at the end some soldiers burst in on him fucking her?
>>134920057
>Oct will never squirt ink onto your dick
why live?
Papi's sundress wip. Im kinda wanting to have her holding a bullpup rifle so i can post it on /k/. Kek
>>134920373
Yes. Thats the one my nigg. I love it, had many a great faps to that one.
>>134920441
face looks like a dude
>>134920526
I know.
im not the artist dont tell me.
>>134920441
Does this turn you on?
>>134920298
8
>>134920526
'Bina's basically bolt-ons. Boy's brain beneath believable.
>>134920102
it's from dead snow 2
>>134920102
and that's actually zombie vanilla, the woman is his girlfriend from the first movie finally reunited...sort of
>>134921044
Those Norwegians did another nazi zombie movie? cool.
>>134918763
How can that be best harem if it doesn't have best girl?
>>134921294
Why would you wanna add a piece of shit to bikecop's harem?
I want to polish herarmor
>>134920135
What if I want her to make me a zombie, too?
BTW Is this me or are there only two fanart images of small breed arachne in existence?
And on top of it both are unfinished.
>>134921628
How is this unfinished?
>>134921628
There's the one where She clings to the man, finished, theres also another one where Nazi spider teases her, also finished.
So no you're already wrong.
>>134921674
>spider
>10 appendages connected to the spider body.
>>134921391
We've already seen the harem girls screw up taking care of a sick Darling. How bad would they be if something turned Darling into a baby?
>>134921865
Two of them are pedipalps
>>134921865
hey buddy.
>browse previous thread
>see white lamia
She's precious.
>>134921932
Suu would kill him instantly.
>>134921932
Why would that ever happen?
>>134921932
Better question: How would the girls react if Kimihito had to babysit a relatives infant?
>>134921981
A demon and some other throw away monster girl play a prank on Darling.
>>134921971
>implying Miia isnt down the Marianna trench compared to even Bike Cop
She's shit m8. You being an autist about Bikecop dont make her good.
>>134921675
>There's the one where She clings to the man, finished
Dunno. It is nice but in my opinion it lacks something. Like a little bit of background.
>theres also another one where Nazi spider teases her, also finished.
I have not seen that one so I can't tell. But then that means thee is a total of 3 images. I also know about a rather unfinished one where she is being shown from side, pouting with a band-aid (I think) on her arm.
>>134921971
Gu please
I think we've been ignoring an important facet of the Bike Cop Harem, and that is the Chief.
>ILL HAVE YOUR BADGE FOR THIS BIKE COP!!!!.....also have I shown you pictures of my little girl?
>>134922003
Going by Tenchi as gold standard for harem babysitting situations.
Some of the girls would try really hard and then fail to be a good mommy to impress Kimihito. One girl would not care for it at all. One would be un-involved in the baby plot until the end.Where the baby then ends up with her, and surprise! She is really good and being motherly. Which makes the girls that tried and failed really jealous.
Kimihito him self would be a very solid baby sitter. Which would make the girls only lust for the D harder. Though he won't think much of it.
>>134922153
>Iris sees a photo of his wife
>>134922180
Rachnera would be the best mom
>>134921944
maybe not.
Infants from birth to 6 months of age possess the "diver's reflex", which closes the trachea shut when a baby is suspended in liquid, as not to get water in their lungs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infant_swimming
>>134922003
Lala would panic and lose her head.
Miia would burn the formula.
Papi would cover it with a wing and hiss at everyone else.
Suu would make it a comfy bed.
Cerea would tramatize it for life.
Mero would bathe it.
Rachnee would become exasperated with all the noiseproceed to tie everyone up but the baby then rock it to sleep while singing French lullabys.
Justin, I know you're reading this thread right now. You need to stop visiting these monster girl threads. They're seriously gross, and we're concerned.
>date with dopple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU
>>134922391
im hoping to god the name is just a coincidence...
>>134922391
>>134922438
Coincidence? Shitposting? Or perhaps genuine parental intervention? I'll let you be the judge. Better clear that browser history Justin
>>134922438
While we're at would it kill you to dust the webcam once in a while?
>>134922438
Don't worry, he's probably talking about a certain other Justin, whose loss won't be missed one bit in here.
>>134922266
>Rachnera would be the best mom
Once.
>>134922391
>>134922438
>Concern... and a boner
Continue please
>>134918137
>D5 meido
Perfection.
>>134922667
Knock that Charlotte's Web shit off anon, I warn you, Im armed!
>>134918824
Her baby face turns me off. Where is my mature busy oni waifu?
>>134922667
>>134922770
Working in private security?
>>134922438
She's right, though, Justin. You should probably stop posting here so much and go out once in a while.
>>134917756
>ork types 'op is a fag' dot jpg
>>134922037
>>134922390
You made it almost perfect, anon, just like a chapter.
But Cerea wouldn't traumatize it for llife, she would be clumsy with the baby (one reason: her big breasts, another: her lack of confidence) and Lala like you said, but the baby would be strangely attracted towards her (and mostly her head) making her even more nervous
>>134923474
>Baby tries to climb up onto her head
>Proceeds to knock it off, body is left holding the baby out and away from it as far as possible with a ヾ(゜д゜)ノ emoji in its word bubble
>>134923792
That's dumb
>>134922390
More or less this. Rachnee is best mom
>>134922390
>Mero would bathe itto death
>>134924134
You could replace it with baby tries to pull on her hair, and head falls off. How's that?
Cute Snek.
>>134924652
I am just going to get high so whatever you say will seem like the best thing ever
>>134924818
A smile worth protecting.
>>134924930
Anon that's Miia you're looking at, not Mero.
>>134925193
>>134924930
Yes? I see it as an appropriate reaction to seeing Miia.
Also nice of you to try to shift the shit focus on another girl, proves the insecurities of miiafags.
>>134922767
>Not Xcom2.gif
I'm disappointed.
>>134925607
>>134924491
She seemed to be doing okay in her fantasy of raising Darling's kids.
>>134925673
She was forced to learn how to take care of kids after she killed the person who'd be able to do it.
>>134925746
>>134925673
I find it hilarious that people are still stupid enough to believe that Mero is a murderous coldblooded person.
No you dumbass she's not a killer, she only ever wanted to live out her fantasy, a tragedy. She never actually intends to kill darling, aside from the Lala intro chapter where she gets carried away.
>Manako's head is the same size as Zombina's boob
>Manako's body is the same size as Tio's boobs
Por Manako
>>134925870
Everybody got carrier away
>>134925989
yes.
But no dude MERO A MURDERFISH KILL KILL KILL
We edgeame ga kill now.
>>134925870
>I find it hilarious that people are still stupid enough to believe that Mero is a murderous coldblooded person.
>implying I said that
Are you a butthurt fishfag? All I said is that she kills him, which was going to happen right before the fantasy of raising Darling's kids. I never said she did it in cold blood.
Seems like I struck a nerve.
>>134926130
Oh someone seems upset.
You ok anon?
>>134926188
I'm not the one relying to posts calling others stupid and putting words in peoples mouths. You should redirect that to the person I replied to.
I'm just here to waifu post, but it seems I triggered someone.
Looks like they've created this girl for the latin america fans that Crabman tweeted about a few days ago
>>134923474
Imagine that your a hungry infant. Imagine your being held to a busom several times your size, the largest one you've ever experienced. Cool right? But this one keeps trying to get away. You pursue it, but its superior strength and skill allow it to elude you with ease. What if they all start acting this indifferent to your needs? How will you survive?
>>134926244
You seem to be a lot more triggered than he is.
>>134926286
Actually now that I think of it, Rachnera would probably be afraid to hold a child out of fear of harming it.
So, did we ever hear back from Crabman a second time about the Birthday package?
>>134926579
Doesn't help that her hands are sharp and she'd cut the baby it unintentionally.
posting snek
>>134926579
She manhandles people all the time without slicing and dicing. She'd cocoon the little bugger like a papoose and sing her heart out.
>>134926686
>>134926579
You're right. I'd change places between Cerea and Rachne. Cerea seems to be the kind of girl who knows all the theory of how to take care of a baby but not the practice of it (she would be a bit clumsy but she would take care of it because of her pride). Rachne, on the other side, has fear of how the humans (and the baby) would react to her spider body, and would be scared to hold the baby in her hands (because she could harm it if she hasn't enough delicacy holding the baby)
>>134926615
Looks better with the white button up but still 10/10
>>134926925
You just know that she swiped that shirt from Darling's closet.
>>134926897
Yeah but I would also argue Rachnera overcoming it and turning out to be the best caretaker of the bunch. At the chapters start she would avoid holding the child, but probably end up rocking it to sleep like the previous anon said. Cerea strikes me as the overprotective mom afraid to allow anything
Lala is the best
>>134926285
oh?
>>134924930
>>134925310
>>134927232
Best girl of course silly
>>134926285
10/10
But the game is not even accessible regularly outside japan, so i don't know
>/k/ Papi
>MURDER BIRD WA
>>134926285
As long as I have a succubus and/or devil I'm set. These types are my favorite, especially older ones.
>>134927302
That's not stopping most of us. There are guides on how to connect to KanColle and they also apply to this game.
>>134927421
I registered for the US site but mind posting that guide again? Thanks!
>>134927067
Yeah, with rachne you're right. But Papi would be the one who won't let anyone to be near the baby.
Oh, and as a joke in the end of the chapter:Smith comes over and takes care of the baby way better than any of the girls of the house, making all of the jealous
>>134927493
>Not Zombina coming to take care of the baby, and telling the others"Leave it to someone with experience."
>>134927447
Look up the how to connect to KanColle on the wikia. You'll need to either use cookies to play the Japanese games or a VPN.
>>134927529
>>134926686
THIS IS WHY WE CAN´T HAVE NICE THINGS!
>>134927493
>implying Smith would do work, especially as demanding as child care
>>134927578
that's the joke
>>134927529
DELETE THIS
>>134927529
Get that shit out of here
>>134927613
I don't know. I could stand to see more of Cerea dressed in sexy cowgirl casual.
>>134927529
This image offends me.Because I don't think the character's personalities are matched appropriately.
>>134927687me too
>>134927529
Jesus
>>134927529
You best get that shit outta here college boy!
>>134917756
>>134918141
>>134918934
>>134919315
Zombina is so /k/
>>134927529
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU CUNT!!
>>134927786
Also, new enemy? Zombina? Zombina's family (or friend)?
Can't wait for this shit
>>134927823
Looks like Jiangshi subspecies.
>>134927823
Oh shit we got ourselves a hopping vampire chaps!
>>134927529
>>134927823
Oh shit that's a Chinese jumping zombie.
That might be the first time a sub-species shows up.
>>134927922
Apart from the time Kinu showed up. Or the Eels.
>>134927922
Kinu counts as an Oni subspecies.
>>134927529
unlimited trolling potential
>>134927964
Which makes Bike Cop harem only matter of time.....
>>134927964
I meant "bad" sub-species sorry.
>>134927922
I don't think so. Also the eel mermaid subspecies
welp, that shitpost surerevivedthis thread
P E R F E C T
>Fun Fact: Makos eyes roll back into her head when consuming prey and OTHER objects
>>134926644
>rider
???????
>>134927823
It's happening.
>>134927823
>>134928205
Mein Virgin eyes
>>134927823
Soo, next chapter will be centered more in Zombina than the rest of MON
I want to rub my dick all over snek's snek tail until I cum on it.
>>134927529
Well I didn't WANT to kill myself today.
>>134928261
A tail job from Snek sounds heavenly.
>>134922391
>gross
fucking normalfag
>>134928114
Crap, we didn't have the chance to use her voice as a ringtone
>>134928231
Maybe it will parody night of the living dead and they'll be fending off zombies for some reason.
>>134926285
She's albino like the humans that surround the town
>>134927529
>Doing this
>>134926285
I wonder if she's dumb as Papi or dumb as Miia
>>134929104
Still, no Lala/Zombina/Tio/Manako/Doppel/Kii/Draco/Lilith, no buy
>>134927922
So zombina is into guns, is is Lei Lei into Kung Fu and hidden weapons??
>>134926285
>you will never kidnap an unsuspecting person to cut out their heart with a ritual dagger to make your chuuni Quetzalcoatl gf feel special.
>>134929394
>Lei Lei
wut
So quick question does ANYONE here have that Mia "GRONK GRONK GRONK" picture? I didn't save it way back when I saw it and while remaking it would be relatively simple it would just not be the same.
>>134929440
Sorry anon forgot I wasn't on /v/.
This is Lei Lei.
>>134929507
Sorry, didn't realize about it, I should know that name
>>134929580
It's the jap name so it's a little less well known.
What would you do to make your waifu feel special /a/?
>>134929724
install heated floors
>>134927529
>>134929724
challenge her to a fight to the death
>>134929724
Take her on a moonlit stroll through the park, half way through, stop, bend down on one knee. Take her hand in mine, look her in the eyes, and whisper to her, "Fuck me like the dirty little whore that I am.
>>134929724
Wear whatever she weaves for me at least once, no matter how strange.
>>134929724
Learn dances that can be done with a lamia partner. Then take Miia ballroom dancing.
>>134929724
I cum on snek she hiss at penis
>>134930116
Too bad Ranchera is probably a terrible dancer, she has 4 left feet.
>>134930174
>>134930174
http://www.badum-tish.com/
>>134929724
I feel like Polt might be self-concious of her hands so I'd show her the calluses on my hands from lifting that match her pads so she'd know we have something in common and make her feel better about it.
>>134929724
Take up hang gliding, so we can spend more time together.
>>134930828
I bet she gives really good high-fives of encouragement
>>134930916
I bet her pads feel great when she gives you a hug.
>>134930851
>>134930985
If they're anything like real dog's pads, no.
>>134931187
Hopefully they're more like Risa Wildman's.
>>134931187
Depends on the dog
>>134931187
I imagine that since she isn't walking on them all the time they're a lot softer than a normal dogs.
>>134931187
You don't know the awesome feeling of a puppies' paw pads?
>>134926285
She seems to be a fine lady