"I gave her name Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade..."
600 years ago, in a country now laid waste, there was a woman called "Princess Fair." Everyone threw away their lives in the face of her beauty, and the path she walked became a mountain of corpses...
These are the legendary oddities! Oddities! Oddities!
Youth is as cruel as a fairy tale.
So it's going to be about kiss-shot becoming an oddity right?
>>134870265
>>134870843
For the benefit of people who can't read 夏: it says part II opens Summer 2016.
>>134870843
So going by this pattern, we can probably expect Part 3 by end 2016.
>>134870265
that Kiss-shot thigh gap
>>134870355
Crab has great boobs. Fuck the haters.
>A Shinbo harem plot THE MOVIE
Yawn. New Madoka Project when?
>>134870265
Reminder that Shinobu/Kiss-shot is literally the most beautiful female there is.
>>134871795
If they're evenly spaced, I'd expect 2017.
>>134871979
>Shinbo harem plot
You okay, anon?
>literally most beautiful woman in Monogatari verser
>we're stuck with the smug loli version.
>>134872358
Otaku don't have taste
I hope this is the designated backstory novel and in addition to Kiss-Shot's past, we get Ghostbusters something.
>>134872358
The most beautiful smug loli
>>134870265
Seriously Nisio writes at the speed of light
>Kyoko vol 5
>Wazamonogatari
>probably a short sotry in the Yotsugi book
>needs to check the script in the anime
>Character commentaires in BD
>>134873413
It's easy to write a lot when your stories mean nothing and sell by the truckload
>>134871979
So you've never watched monogatari right? Cause otherwise you'd know why that's wrong.
The average Shitnogari story
Araragi: IT ALL STARTED ONE DAY WHEN I WAS AT JAPANESE HIGHSCHOOL OH BUT IT WAS SLIGHTLY BEFORE MY LAST STORY WITH SNAKE AND SLIGHTLY AFTER THE STORY WITH OUGI. I MET A STRANGE GIRL WHO I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE BUT ACTUALLY I KNEW HER SINCE PRE-SCHOOL AND SHE WAS NAKED AND I SLAPPED HER ASS BUT THE ASS SLAPPING WAS REALLY SYMBOLIC BUT LET ME GO ON FOR FIVE PAGES ABOUT HER ASS
IN THE END SHE WAS A GHOST OR SOME SHIT FUCK YOU WHO CARES THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS NOT TO CARE
....OR IS IT?
>Dec 19 Last episode of Owari and Koyomimonogatari app for download
>Dec 23 Owari BD vol 1
>Dec 24 Yotsugi Heroine book
>Jan 8 Kizumonogatari Movie
>Jan 9 Koyomi starts airing in the phone app
>Jan 15 Wazamonogatari
>>134873720
>Dec 19 Last episode of Owari
can't wait
>Koyomimonogatari app for download
ehh no reason to dl unless you wanna watch it raw for some reason
>Dec 23 Owari BD vol 1
a few weeks before it gets ripped at best
>Dec 24 Yotsugi Heroine book
considering only 1 other heroine book is scanned this is pretty pointless
>Jan 8 Kizumonogatari Movie
late 2016 BDs only release most likely unless we get a shaky 320x240 camrip
>Jan 9 Koyomi starts airing in the phone app
I hope commie picks it up
>Jan 15 Wazamonogatari
Pretty pointless unless you can read nip, considering no one here read oroka I guess it means nothing
Unless someone would post some spoilers I guess, eh, maybe.
>>134873577
You see, that might be true for the LNs, but it doesn't make it shit, it's still enjoyable.
>>134873989
It isn't it might be true. It is true.
Even if it is enjoyable to you it is objectively not good. Stop wth the stupid praises please.
>>134873989
>considering no one here read oroka
Some one did and post spoilers
>Pretty pointless unless you can read nip, considering no one here read oroka I guess it means nothing
>Unless someone would post some spoilers I guess, eh, maybe.
>Spoilers for Kizu when the novel has been translated for 3 years and the official translations is out
>>134874212
>objective
no, it's subjectively bad to you.
But it is objectively good.
>>134874212
>Even if it is enjoyable to you it is objectively not good. Stop wth the stupid praises please.
you're just salty because your favorite anime didn't sold and monogatari is getting more things
>>134870265
>>134870843
>more of this harem shit
but why?
>>134874233
Spoilers for waza you dumb dumb.
And no one posted oroka spoilers here, someone posted a short story summary translated from an outside post somewhere.
everyone in monogatari threads is an anime only for a fact.
>>134873577
MMKAY
HOL UP
*twirls ahoge*
IS YOU BE SAYIN-
*flips imouto's skirt*
IS YOU BE SAYIN-
*gets molested by underclassmen*
SO HOL UP-
*fucks a vampire"
IS YOU BE SAYIN LIKE-
*exorcises a nigga*
WE WUZ-
*shanks a nigga with a 5ft katana like dam nigga*
WE WUZ JUST-
*molests loli*
WE WUZ-
*gets molested by lolis*
HAREMS N SHIEEEEEETTTT?
>>134874307
>And no one posted oroka spoilers here, someone posted a short story summary translated from an outside post somewhere.
>>132208881
Faggots, did Yen Press do a decent job with Kizu?
>>134874264
That really doesn't make me salty though. It just show how stupid people can be to actually buy slideshow presentation because of cute girls in a harem show that "doesn't act like a harem show" with "alpha" MC arararararararagi.
>>134873577
>>134874329
Stop making me laugh you faggots
>>134871979
>wants more madoka after rebellion
>>134874576
YES
>>134873577
>>134874329
So it's like Nisekoi but with lolis and shit actually happens?
Sounds like a 10/10 experience to me, picked the fuck up.
Where has this been all my life.
>>134874432
That anon here.
I can probably do the same for Waza once scans are uploaded.
>>134874576
>yen press
It's done by vertical, look it up.
>>134874665
>implying nagisa isn't a miracle of the universe
I'll bite you m9
>>134874829
Please do.
>>134874739
>tfw out of stock
Since when do niggas in the west even read LN's so much shit's out of stock? Thought it was niche as fuck here.
>>134873577
you just convinced me to watch monogatari after all this time, congrats man
>>134874829
that would be great, thank you!
>>134870355
>you will never swipe your waifu card at the airport before boarding the waifu plane
>>134875133
Usomonogatari was great
>>134870265
Pure Nisioisin writing.
>>134873457
Somebody understands.
>>134874307
There's an anon that occasionally translates bits from the LNs.
It says in Kizu that, much like Araragi, Shinobu struggled with eating humans after just becoming a vampire and that her guilt only caved after consuming her first. Who wants to bet that the first person she eats is going to be either a friend, lover, or someone who could have been a lover if she hadn't killed him?
>>134874307
>everyone in monogatari threads is an anime only for a fact.
Definitely not fact. I've read the novels, and I see other bros in the thread who bring up events from the novels every now and then.
>>134876888
Define every now and then.
>>134877059
Every couple threads, I guess. It's usually casual enough that people who haven't read the novels won't get what they're referring to.
>>134877091
Good so now you would know that you are the exception and not the standard.
>>134877416
You said "everyone," and I told you to stop making sweeping generalizations when that's demonstrably not true. Stop being a whiny bitch because you can't read moon.
>>134874576
It was done by Vertical and they did a pretty good job.
>>134870265
thank you spooky shinobu
