How do we fix Shinji?
There's no need to fix him. He knows his worth by the end of the series + movie.
Love.
Introduce him to my dick.
>>134774593
With dick.
>>134774593
Why is there no shinji x lain doujin?
>>134774593
Change with Arima Souchiro.
Become one with him.
Man him up with dickings.
Give him a boyfriend
>>134774593
Give him a better role model prior to him going to Tokyo-3.
You can't fix perfection.
>>134774593
Ganja and biz
>>134774593Sterilization
A meaty thrusting into his ass.
Then congratulate him when done.
>>134774593
How do we fix Evangelion 3.0
>2015
>hating on Shinji
Bet you are the same kind of newfag that makes unironic Dragonball Super threads.
KILL HIM AND REPLACE HIM WITH IKU-CHAN, I MEAN KAWORU-KUN
>>134778253
>>134779102
>>134776189
>>134776226
You all my niggas.
>>134776145
You a faggot.
>>134781965
I lost my huge three thousand plus NGE folder. Character solo folders, weird official and promotional art folder, porn and pairings folder. Even my folder for adeva.
I can't even contribute to this thread now.
>>134774593
Age him up a little before the series starts. He'll be farther on the road to becoming Gendo by high school, but not so much that he won't still get in the robot and jump in volcanoes. Then he'd be two of the best characters in the franchise.
You dont need to. His extreme personality serves a narrative purpose that would castrate the series' goals if removed. You just need to watch something that isnt eva.
>>134774593
Love
>>134783159
Be more specific, love of him is the source of all his relevance to events in the series.
>>134774593
make him wear a dress
>>134774593
Make him a girl. No one remembers Gunbuster anyways so there won't be any lawsuits.
>>134774593
Use reverse psychology to manipulate the beta or just "congratulations" him or something.
Make him even gayer.
>>134774593
He really needs to get involved with a girl then go through a break-up
Shinji has no significant relationships in his life and all the ones he ends up having are fucked up
He has to go through a normal loss and a normal relationship and then he might start to understand the world
Until then, he's a pathetic shit who can't understand that he's a human being worth something
What if there was an EVA universe where Shinji just rocked it from the fucking get-go?
"I just can't stop fucking every female I come across as a ram robot fists through hellish space demons!"
I yearn.
>>134785606
So you're saying Shinji just does it with Misato during the first episode?
>>134774593
With his loving bf of course
>>134785606
I get what you're saying, but you could always watch some other stuff if you want a MC that's not a bit of a loser cause that's kind of the point of Shinji
>>134774593
put him in the robot with Asuka
then put him in Asuka
Dokurosan doujins
Impregnate him.
>>134785606
That's how Asuka did things
Look how that ended
>>134774593
Impregnating him with angel babies.
>>134786060
>then put him in Asuka
But how?
>>134782781
Like this, you mean?
Turn him into a vampire.
>>134785606
>>134786364
You know.
>>134774593
Chest hair
![Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 08 Asuka Strikes! [C6590C43].mkv_snapshot_11.10_[2015.12.15_03.01.58].png](https://i.imgur.com/pa0VCwU.png "Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 08 Asuka Strikes! [C6590C43].mkv_snapshot_11.10_[2015.12.15_03.01.58].png")
do not sexualize shinji
>>134786591
Like Fantastic Voyage?
>>134774593
Spiral power/Kamina combo. There ain't a lot such a combo doesn't fix. It worked for Simon didn't it?
Also throw in a split personality like Ichigo's from bleach but it only takes control around beautiful females and proceeds to seduce them.
those two thing ought to be enough, though with Shin-man you can never be certain...
>>134786757
He's a cute fuck
>>134774593
Put him on 100x normal testosterone levels and maybe then he might be fixed
>>134774593
By throwing him and Tomoko in the same room and watching their combined social awkwardness tear a hole in space-time.
>>134786918
...Oh god, mother of god no. Think of the multiverse fool!
>>134774593
A good thorough beat down is a start.
>>134774593
Go back in time and prevent Rebuild from happening.
>>134774593
>>134774593
Make him act like a normal person reacting to a crazy situation and not a whiny fucking bitch.
