I had sex with Kurisu yesterday.
You jelly?
>>134774297
You shouldn't hump planks.
You fucked your computer monitor?
>>134774297
Nah but I'm sure she wasjelly'd
>>134774297
Not really. She's one of the worst girl of the show.
I had sex with your mom yesterday.
You jelly?
>>134774424
Nah, he probably fucked his own phone.
>>134775565
My mom is ugly as sin, i pity you.
>>134775569
How do you fuck your phone
>>134775473
>Show
There's your problem.
Shit nigga what are you doing
Remember when we thought Okabe would get a Di-Sword in Zero?
>>134774297
Kurisu would never do such a thing.
>>134774297
Stop naming your wank hand
>>134776141
>>134775811
>How do you fuck your phone
Figure that out by yourself, anon.
>>134775811
OPs dick is very small and fits in the charger slot
How?
>>134775811
> How do you fuck your phone
By shoving it up your vagina you fucking retard
How is that not obvious?
>>134776489
>By shoving it up your vagina you fucking retard
But that means the phone is fucking you, not you.
>>134775811
Install iOS
>Kurisu's face in the IBM shorts when Okabe cleaned up nicely
I guess they weren't a complete waste of 150 megabytes.
>>134774297
Sex isn't real, idiot.
>>134777118
Anon, you not having seen or experienced something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
>>134777253
How can sex be real if our waifus aren't real?
>>134776636
Install Ubuntu.
>>134777303
>our waifus aren't real?
Look at him and laugh.
>>134777303
Silly anon, my waifu is real in my heart.
>>134777494
Emulate Ubuntu on iOS.
>>134775971
WHY GOD
You can have her..I want best girl
>>134778918
>girl
>>134778957
>>134779035
Clever response, but I do care
>>134774297
pics or didn't happen.
![[HorribleSubs] One-Punch Man - 11 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_22.05_[2015.12.13_14.11.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IgJPsJk.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One-Punch Man - 11 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_22.05_[2015.12.13_14.11.16].jpg")
Man, the Steins Gate 0 OST is comfy af
>>134779173
>af
What?
>>134779397
as fuck
>>134779421
You are a lazy one.
>>134779452
Wrong anon you're replying to there, friend
For real, though, it's super comfy
And yes, I'm very lazy
>>134776538
Fucking your phone is a biconditional one-to-one correspondence. By fucking it, it too is fucking you.
Is Okabe a waifufag in Zero?
>>134781624
Yes
He loves Kurisu so much it's borderline depressing
Especially later in the game when (legit spoilers, don't read unless you're prepared to accept the consequences)Okabe winds up in the alpha attractor field for a brief moment and finds her alive. I thought he was going to fucking die from the heartache.
>>134781825
I've always felt that SG did a great job of communicating the emotions involved. There's something weirdly heart-warming about the strength and authenticity of Okabe's love for her and vice versa. You really feel it, you aren't just informed of it or told about it.
>>134779081
I would get banned.
We did very dirty things.
>>134783471
These are blatantly false allegations. I doubt Kurisu would ever want to be in any kind of relations with one such as yourself. She is a quality young woman.
>>134779035
That OVA was surprisingly enjoyable.
>>134784682
For a series that wasn't meant to have an extra chapter it wasn't bad.
2 best girls desu
Anime never
Does anyone have a pic of the extra menu, where all the background music is listed?
So is everyone prepared for the inevitable best girl wars that will erupt once S;G 0 airs?
>>134788893
Won't be much of a war if they keep the Alpha detour.
>>134775811
Using d(ick)-mails
Did they explain in Zero why does Maho's shoes and clothes are mismatched?
It's 'explained in the manga but Maho has mismatched clothes in her first appearances in Zero.
Does anyone have links to R;N Elite and C;C CG sets?
>>134788893
There won't be a war because everyone will agree that Maho is better in every way
>not a tsundere
>equally as intelligent
>cuter
>>134790189
>Okabe himself disagrees
rekt
>>134790189
she's an eyesore
>>134790622
She's cute, she's just not attractive at the same time.
>>134785794
And then they just had to go further and try to give an extra extra chapter. And it ended terribly.
>>134791298
are you talking about the movie?
>>134791298
Zero or the movie?
>>134791298
The movie was nice if you just ignore the attempts to make it make sense in the setting.
>>134775971
...Toodle-loo...?
Jesus.
>>134775971
;^)
>>134791511
>>134778793
What's your problem? It's your own fault for still not being fluent in Japanese.
>>134776138
Why did you say "such a thing"?
>>134791609
Because Kurisu would never do such a thing with the likes of anon.
>>134793081
I know. But why those specific words? Your diction is creeping me out.
>>134793225
Would you prefer 'that kind of thing'?
>>134793271
No, if I have a preference it would be what you originally said. In other words, I like the fact that it's creeping me out. Now explain why you said it like that.
>>134793293
I really don't see what's special about it.
>>134793348
There is something special about it, but perhaps not to you.
I'm just a little bit crazy, I guess.
>>134774297
>search Google for image
>Best guess for this image: makise kurisu tumblr
I want to cum inside Kurisu.
I want Kurisu to hold me tight as she sits on top of my lap. We would fuck for a long time, mixing our bodily fluids and kissing wildly without any sign of holding back while giving in to the waves of pleasure going through us. Until we become truly one, inseparable. A new entity. When I reach climax, I tell her to clamp down as hard as she can on my cock. I want to reach as deep inside her as I can. I want to spray my semen directly into her womb. I let out my cum with all the strength I can muster, channeling my power into my groins as to mobilize as much force as I can. I try to release everything I have. All of my seed has to enter her uterus, so there is no way that she cannot get pregnant. At the moment of release, I order her to get pregnant and raise the child with everything she has. It's an order that invokes reality. She knows. She knows I'm serious and she complies. With all her might, she is trying to channel the flow of her insides as to accept my semen the most efficient way possible while her folds squeeze my cock completely dry.
Afterwards, we stay like that for a while to ensure that every single drop of my cum reaches its destined place.
>>134793446
The show has a weirdly diverse fanbase. I think we have Funi and their epic memes to thank for that.
>>134793522
>I want to cum inside Kurisu.
Sexbots will take a while anon.
>>134795233
Plus she's been dead for what, five years now?
>>134774297
You can't sex a tombstone.
>>134793522
>Kurisu will never hold you tight
>You will never hold Kurisu tight
Why are we still here? To suffer?
>>134795723
Not with that attitude you can't
>>134796280
I'm gonna make them GIVE BACK OUR PAST
>>134796280
>You will never hold Kurisu tight
Doctor Nakabachi, I'm SERN
>>134796405
BIRDS
>>134774297
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>134796961
IN THE SKY
>>134796463
>hover hand
why is kurisu such a beta loser
>>134796961
FUCK YOU
>>134797221
THEY BLOOM, SO FREE
>>134797309
Too lewd for her.
This one is good enough.
>>134796463
Should've fucked her desu
The moment he climaxes is when he has the mayuri PTSD trigger
>>134797309
I imagine she had to have been taken aback by Okabe glomping her out of nowhere like that.
>>134797328
COULD'VE LEFT IT ALL FOR YOU
>>134797430
> You will never make Kurisu climax so hard she sounds like Mayuri dying, igniting a massive PTSD breakdown that makes your whole body cascade into failure as your cock launches its payload
Life is suffering.
>>134797309
That is a tap tap tap.
Do you think Kurisu plays video games?
>>134776263
>>134798264
She can play with my dick anytime.
>>134775971
More like choo-choo-ru
>>134799361
> My haptic force feedback joystick
> my downloadable cocktent
> my expansion package
> my 7.1 surround sound bass pounder with stimulating tweeter
STEP
IT
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>134799638
I laughed more than I should
Why does Suzuha seem like such a cunt in this worldline?
>>134801105
WW3 happens
>>134801105
I think a third world war would turn just about anyone into a cunt
>>134801105
I actually like her a lot. She's one of the most interesting characters in my opinion.
She acts like a cunt because she failed her mission and is doomed to see the world go to hell without being able to do anything about it.
That said, I have no idea how she intended to complete her mission in the first place, since she is from a world line where Okabe hadn't figured out about cheating fate, so the whole mission seemed doomed from the start.
>>134801105
Because she's a battle hardened soldier who's seen some shit and is kind of annoyed with Okabe's indecisiveness that will doom the whole timeline
>>134799638
I'll let her play with my domino.
http://www.madbracketstatus.com/2015/12/okabe-rintarou-is-top-time-traveler.html
we did it reddit
>>134801433
I think going back to 2010 was a last desperate attempt for her, on the inside she always knew it wouldn't work, but actually seeing it fail is what turned her into the bitter person she is throughout Zero.
>>134791541
>FBI
>>134801105
Maybe because her world line is in ruins? Maybe because WW3 happened? Maybe because Okabe fucked up any chance she had after traveling all the way to him for him just to give up?
I don't know genius.
>>134774424
Are you saying you don't fuck your computer?
>>134779577
Where can I listen to it?
>>134788023
Wondering same thing actually
>>134788023
>>134805532
I don't have a picture of the full menu but go to onehorse's video of the last route on twitch and start from 28:00 and he scrolls through it.
