Let's see how much /a/ has learned Japanese through osmosis through all the chinese cartoons they watched, translate as many of the following words/phrases into english-kanji as you can.
>babby mode:
good afternoon!
the ocean!
you...
impossible!
m-monster!
cute
idiot
now!!
>ez tier:
my name is...
see you later
I did it!
god
fire
wind
boobs
are you okay?
thank you
[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
japan
>/a/verage:
darkness
I love you
girl
liar!
genuine
boring
panties
he's dead
snow
it's a promise!
>crouching weeb hidden power level:
its all over...
fake
story
not yet!
so hungry
I'll protect you
>you probably are fluent in japanese so this is meaningless to you
you wouldn't want an old lady like me, would you?
>>134742069
>my name is...
watashi wa
>see you later
mata ne
>I did it!
KANPAIIIIIIIII
>god
kami
>fire
kasai i think, the kanji is a little bonfire
>wind
don't know
>boobs
chibsomething
>are you okay?
daijobou
>thank you
arigatou
>[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
itadakimas
>japan
nihongo
>darkness
no clue
>I love you
aishiteru?
>girlslutonnoko i think
>liar!
no clue, they usually just say baka
>genuine
no clue
>boring*groan zone*
>panties
p-p-p-p-pantsu
>he's dead
shindeiru
>snow
yuki
>it's a promise!
fuck i know this one and can't remember
Don't know how to properly spell anything, so I'll try to go by sound:
>>134742069
>>babby mode:
>good afternoon!
Konbanwa
>the ocean!
Umi-da
>you...
Omae wa
>impossible!
Bakana
>m-monster!
Bakemono
>cute
Kawaii
>idiot
Baka
>>ez tier:
>my name is...
Ore no namae wa...
>see you later
>god
Kami
>fire
Honoo
>wind
Kaze
>boobs
Oppai
>are you okay?
Daijoubu?
>thank you
Arigatou
>[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub
>japan
Nippon
>>/a/verage:
>darkness
Yami
>I love you
Aishiteru
>girl
Shoujo
>liar!
Usotsuki
>panties
Pantsu
>snow
Yuki
>it's a promise!
Yakusoku da!
>>crouching weeb hidden power level:
>its all over...
Owari da...
>fake
Nisenmono
>story
Monogatari
>not yet!
Madada
>I'll protect you
Ore ga mamoru
>>134742280
Give up, senpai
>what
dostedt
The only one i know.
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>>134742383
naisu me-mu
>>134742375
500 shows and this is all i have to show for it
if kanji didn't all look the same i would be fluent by now
>>134742371
Forgot to fill in see you later. I think it was Matta na or something like that.
こんばわ
海
おまえそれともきみそれともあなた
むり
きさまそれともばけもの
かわいい
ばか
いま
おれのなまえは
またね
やった
かみさま
か
かぜ
おっぱい
だいじょうぶか
ありがとう
いただきます
にっぽん
くらい？
君のことが好き
うそつき
ほんとう
つまらない
パンツ
もう死んでる
やくそくだ
もう終わり
うそ
話それとも物語
？
おなかがペコペコ
おまえのことをまもる
too tired to try the last one
>>134742069
>>[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!
>>134742400
Sankyu.
Oh look at that. Guess i know another one after all.
>>134742609
>guy types it in japanese to make it look like he knows what he's talking about
>こんばわ
>>134742641
oops told you i was tired ;__; gomen
>>134742280
I'm no expert on this, but I think nihongo is Japanese and Nippon is Japan. Lie is uso and liar is usotsuki or somethign like that. Wind is kaze. Promise is yakusoku and it's a promise is yakusoku-da.
>>134742671
Don't worry if you keep on ganbatte you can learn japanese in 3 years
>>134742610
Not bad for week-old leftovers, huh?
>>134742704
im fine with typing it but when it comes to speaking, it's like my usual autism x100
And ching chong nip yong for you young lady
>>134742701
yeah i forget, i knew nihonjin des is like "i'm from japan"
>uso
fuck i knew it
But anime is in English
>>134742069
Lets see who gets mad
koniichi wa
no idea
anata, ore
baka.
watashi wa/ boku/ore
saiyonara
YOSHHHHH
kami
nation.
no idea
oppai
dai (shou?) bu/gu
arigato, dozo
itedekimasu
nihon/nippon
no idea
anata wa aistadu
shoujo
oosotski?
no idea
----
patsu
ga shinda
yuki
no idea
no idea
fayykarh
gatari?
dame da
-----
----
>are you okay?
AH YUU OHKAY
>Hello everyone
HERROOOO EVERYNYAN
>Oh my god
O MAI GAAAAAAH
>Goodbye, JoJo
GUUUBAI JUHJOOOO
>>134742069
>good afternoon!
good! Afternoon
>the ocean!
UTSUKUSHII UMI
>you...
hentai
>impossible
masaka
>m-monster
overrated shit
>cute
kowai
>idiot
omae
>>134742861
The pattern seems to be jin basically acts as people when appended to the end of something. Never formally checked myself, but I've heard plenty examples, like saiya-jin, gai-jin, nihon-jin, america-jin, and so on.
>>134743090
人 on its own means "hito" or "person" and when added to a word it becomes "jin"
私みたいなおばさんなんてイヤでしょう、貴方は？
>>134742069
Gonna try not looking past OP
こんにちは！
海！
お前...
むり！
ば ばけもの！
かわいい～
バカ
いま！
名前は...
じゃあね
やった！
かみ
火
風
おっぱい / ちち
大丈夫ですか？
ありがとう
いただきます
日本
闇
あなたを大好きです
うそつき
No clue, didn't pay enough attention to Oregairu 2
Odd that I don't remember this one either.
パンツ
It uses 死 but I dunno how to make that a sentence.
雪
This isn't going well. I'll just skip the ones I don't know.
物語
まだまだ！
はらへった
お前を守る！
>you wouldn't want an old lady like me, would you?
but I thought /a/ loved Christmas Cake.
>>134743593
>didn't notice girl in the list
少女
forgive me senpai
>>134742069
I'm shit, but I'm gonna have a go for funsies
>good afternoon!
konbanwa
>the ocean!
miuna?
>cute
kawaii
>idiot
baka
>now!!
moichido?
>my name is...
X desu
>see you later
ja na
>boobs
oppai
>are you okay?
daijobu?
>thank you
origato
>[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
itadakimasu
>japan
nihongo
>I love you
daisuki
>girl
shoujo
>boring
tumanai?
>panties
pantsu
>story
monogatari?
Did better than I thought I would, honestly.
>Omae wo shinjiro!
>Doriru ore no.... DAMASHITA!
all I know is itadakimasu, ittekimasu, kanpai you bitches, suki de, ohayou(gozaimasu) and yamero/yamete
i knew more of the ones in couching weeb hidden powerlevel than i did /a/verage
>>134742069
babby:
kawaii
baka
ez:
kami
oppai
daijoubu
arigatou
itidakimasu
nippon
/a/verage
yami
usoda
pantsu
yuki
weeb:
i dunno lol
I might be able to catch a few more by working in the other direction (see Japanese word, provide english translation) but I think your tiers are a little fucked man.
>>134742069
>highest tier is still babbymode
Granted, I've been watching for over 5 years, but this is still pretty pathetic. Nobody responding to this properly has anything to be proud of.
あらあら
あなたは、わたしのようなおばあさんをしたくないでしょうか
>>134742069
>>babby mode:
>good afternoon!
Afternoon doesn't exist in Japan, only morning and evening
>the ocean!
Umi da!
>you...
>impossible!
Muda da!
>m-monster!
Bakemono!
>cute
Kawaii
>idiot
Baka
>now!!
>>ez tier:
>my name is...
Watashi wa
>see you later
Ja ne
>I did it!
Ya ta
>god
Kami-sama
>fire
Katon?
>wind
>boobs
Oppai
>are you okay?
Daijoubu?
>thank you
Arigatou
>[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
Rub a dub for thanks, itadakimasu
>japan
GRORIOUS NIPPON
>>/a/verage:
>darkness
Yami
>I love you
Daisuki/suki/aishiteru
>girl
Shoujo
>liar!
>genuine
>boring
>panties
Pantsu
>he's dead
>snow
Yuki
>it's a promise!
>>crouching weeb hidden power level:
>its all over...
>fake
Nisemono
>story
Monogatari
>not yet!
>so hungry
>I'll protect you
>>you probably are fluent in japanese so this is meaningless to you
>you wouldn't want an old lady like me, would you?
No, I wouldn't.
I'm realizing that I've probably heard a bunch of these shounen phrases a million times, but I only absorb the stuff said by cute anime girls.
>>134742069
Amazing what you can retain just from some months of watching cartoons.
I could probably learn wapanese, but their fucking runewriting sistem it's too much of a hassle for a lazy person like me.
>babby mode:
good afternoon!
-konnichiwa
the ocean!
-umi da!
you...
-kimi...
impossible!
-bakana
m-monster!
-bakemono
cute
-kawaii
idiot
-baka
now!!
-?
>ez tier:
my name is...
-watashi wa ___
see you later
-ja ne
I did it!
-yatta
god
-kami
fire
-?
wind
-kaze
boobs
-oppai
are you okay?
-daijoubu
thank you
-arigatou
[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
-itadakimasu
japan
-nihon
>/a/verage:
darkness
-yami
I love you
-aishiteru(zo)
girl
-onna (though that's woman)
liar!
-usotsuki
genuine
-hontou
boring
-nichijou
panties
-pantsu
he's dead
-shindeiru
snow
-yuki
it's a promise!
-?
>crouching weeb hidden power level:
its all over...
-?
fake
-?
story
-monogatari
not yet!
-dame da
so hungry
-?
I'll protect you
-?
>>134742069
>babby
konnichiwa
uuuuuuumi daaaa!
anta/kisama/omae
muri da
bakemono!
kaaawaaaiiiieeeee
o-baka!
ima da!
>ez
namae wa.......... desu
de wa.../ja mata.../mata nee/
yatta!
kami
hi, ka (used as compound kanji)
kaze
paiotsu!
daijoubu?
domo / arigato
(something something) sama deshita!
yamato!
>/a/verage
yami... kurai...
suki da / aishiteru
onna /
usotsuki!
honmono
tsumanai~
pantsu
aitsu wa shinu
yuki
yakusoku da yo!
>crouching weeb hidden power level:
zenbu owari...
nisemono
gatari
mada!
hara heta
kimi wo mamoru
....
>>134742069
>>babby mode:
>good afternoon!
Ohaio
>the ocean!
Neveru wento beforu
>you...
yu
>impossible!
IMPOSSIBURU
>m-monster!
burry
>cute
/c/
>idiot
cow
>now!!
naoru
>>ez tier:
>my name is...
Omae wa no shituposturu san
>see you later
Sonicu
>I did it!
Senpai wirr notice me
>god
Bed
>fire
hotsu
>wind
The noise you make when sucking air through your teeth
>boobs
ass is rife
>are you okay?
peoporu don't die evenu if they're kirred
>thank you
aricatoo
>[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
RUB A DUB
>japan
Nippon desu
>>/a/verage:
>darkness
Sasuke
>I love you
Yuri
>girl
srut
>liar!
reourouch
>genuine
WAIFU
>boring
YOURU FAVURITU ANIMUSU
>panties
PANTSU
>he's dead
OMAE WA NO SHINDERU
>snow
CORD WATERU
>it's a promise!
DATEBAYO
>>crouching weeb hidden power level:
>its all over...
YU RIKE?
>fake
USA
>story
MANGATSU
>not yet!
TOYOTA!
>so hungry
SUSHIII
>I'll protect you
TAKESHIII
>>you probably are fluent in japanese so this is meaningless to you
>you wouldn't want an old lady like me, would you?
CHINK CHONK CHUNK CHANK SASHIMI SUSHI TERRIYAKI ARA ARA~
>through osmosis
whats the best mp3/sound only way to learn japanese if you dont care about kanji learning/just want to be conversational?
>>134745435
I liked Pimsleur. Constant repetition and pronunciation training. Learning the main kana and phonetics will help a lot in auditory recognition of words.
>>134745607
>Pimsleur
thanks friend, Im guessing their are torrents of it available?
>>134745607
>>134745656
nevermind, found the /t/ thread
>>134745656
>>134745784
You are very welcome. I'm glad you found the thread. As you will see, the lessons are usually split up into ~30 minute sessions. I recommend doing 2 a day if you can, and make flash cards for all the material you learn. This makes it easier to review and check yourself as time goes on.
Ganbatte!
>>134742069
Konnichi wa
Umi da
Kono...
Bakana
Bakemono
Kawaii
Baka//Aho
---
Watashi wa
Mata ne~
---
Kami
---
Kaze
Oppai
Genki?
---
Itadakimasu
Nihon/Nippon/Yamato
Yami
Daisuki
---
Usotski
---
---
---
Shinde?
Yuki
Yakusoku
UsoThanks Hazama
Monogatari
Mada da
---
Ore (particle) mamoru (something)
Yes I damn well do, you're best girl.
would musume be a good translation for girl? I used to think it meant daughter, but that would fail to explain the title "Monster Musume"
>>134742069
>ez tier:
私の名前は … です
じゃぁまた
やった
神
火
風
おっぱい
大丈夫か？ 無事か？
ありがとう
ごちそうさま
日本
>/a/verage:
暗闇
あなたを愛してる
女の子、女子
嘘つき
真の
つまらない、つまんない
パンツ
彼は死んでる
雪
約束だ
>crouching weeb hidden power level:
終わってる (don't know what you mean here)
偽の
物
まだ (not sure what you want me to say)
腹減った
私はあなたを守る
>you probably are fluent in japanese so this is meaningless to you
私みたいなおばあさんが好きじゃないか、ねぇ？
>>134746426
Oops, didn't check my post enough... *物語
>>134746450
Missed another, should be おばさん
>>134742069
>good afternoon!
konnichiwa
>the ocean!
umi da!
>you...
anata wa...
>m-monster!
bakemono!
>cute
kawaii
>idiot
aho
>my name is...
watashi no namae wa
>I did it!
yatta!
>god
kami
>fire
honoo
>boobs
oppai
>are you okay?
daijobu desu?
>thank you
arigato gozaimasu
>[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
gochisousama
>japan
nihon
>darkness
yami
>I love you
aishiteru
>girl
kanojo
>boring
nibui
>panties
pantsu
>he's dead
shinde
>snow
yuki
>story
monogatari
>I'll protect you
watashi wa anata no mamori
>>134746636
I forgot yuki for snow.
Bunch of scrubs in this thread, lemme show you the true YAMATO DAMASHII
やぁ～
海だぜ
キサマァ～
そんな馬鹿な、フンガァァァァァァ～！
ブ．．．化け物何だよ、てめえは！
可愛い
バカ
今だぜ！
俺様の名前は．．．
んじゃね
やったぞおれ！
俺様だ
わが魂よ！
俺様の声だ！
お…おっぱいブスタ―ウルフ！サンクユー、美味しいだったぜ
我々の日本！
エッジ
アイラブユウ～
女の子！アノンさん純正だ
チィ．．．楽しいんじあねぞ、これ。
パンツ！
あのやろうが死んだ
雪
約束だ！
フン．．．すべては終わった．．．はは、ははは、むははははははははははは！
偽物だ！スゲ物語兄貴！
まだだぜ！
俺があんたを守るぜ！おばさんはいいんだぜ
>>134742069
御機嫌好う
海だー！
貴様...
そんなバナナ！
ばっバケモノ！
きゃっわいぃ～ｖ
Moot
今田（くん）
我が名は...
そんじゃまた～
やった！
俺様
炎
屁
パフパフ
お前頭大丈夫か？
入れてもいいのよｖ
もう食べれないよぉ...むにゃむにゃ
楽園
深い真っ黒な闇 （何も見えない）
だからぁ、入れてもいいのよぉ？ｖ
おっぱい
金なんて借りてないよ！
童貞
入れないの？
はいてない
財布も空かー 本当役に立たないね。
寒いがな。
約束？いや、二歳だったからさ。
Ｍｏｏｔ戻って来ないの？
中国
Writingってなに？
ごめん、また俺だけイッったんだな
お兄ちゃんのミルク、もっと欲しいの
絶対孕ませる。
怖くない、ぼうや、ほら触ってみて？
>>134747076
>美味しいだったぜ
爆笑 intensifies
>>134742069
>Let's see how much /a/ has learned Japanese through osmosis through all the chinese cartoons they watched, translate as many of the following words/phrases into english-kanji as you can.
>>babby mode:
>good afternoon!
こんにちは！
>the ocean!
海だ！
>you...
お前
>impossible!
馬鹿な！ or 無理だ！
>m-monster!
ば、化け物！
>cute
可愛い
>idiot
馬鹿 or 阿呆
>now!!
今だ！！
>>ez tier:
>my name is...
私の名前は
>see you later
またね
>I did it!
やった！
>god
神
>fire
火
>wind
風
>boobs
胸 or おっぱい
>are you okay?
大丈夫？
>thank you
ありがとう
>[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
ご馳走さま
>japan
日本
>>/a/verage:
>darkness
闇
>I love you
好き or more accurately 愛している or even 愛してる for Tokyo dialect
>girl
女の子
>liar!
嘘付く
>genuine
本物 for noun 本気 for adjective or adverb use
>boring
詰らない or つっまんない for Tokyo dialect or つまらへん for Osaka dialect or つまりっせん for Spicy Wolf
>panties
パンツ
>he's dead
彼は死んだ
>snow
雪
>it's a promise!
約束だよ！
>>crouching weeb hidden power level:
>its all over...
全部終わりだ
>fake
偽物
>story
simply 話 or 物語
>not yet!
まだだ！
>so hungry
腹へた or お腹を空かれた
>I'll protect you
君が守る
>>you probably are fluent in japanese so this is meaningless to you
>you wouldn't want an old lady like me, would you?
私見たいな小母さんで良くないかしら？
>>134747658
>>liar!
>嘘付き！
Swyping in Japanese is hard.
>>134742069
>good afternoon!
konbanwa
>the ocean!
umi da!
>you...
omae...
>impossible!
bakana!
>m-monster!
b-bakemono!
>cute
kawaii
>idiot
baka
>now!!
ima sugu?
>my name is...
watashi wa...
>see you later
bai bai
>I did it!
yatta!
>god
kami
>fire
honoo?
>wind
kaze
>boobs
oppai
>are you okay?
daijobu?
>thank you
sankyu
>[a phrase used to be thankful for food]
itadakimasu
>japan
nippon
>darkness
yami
>I love you
suki/aishiteru?
>girl
kanojo/konoko
>liar!
usoski
>genuine
homono?
>boring
tsumanai
>panties
pantsu
>he's dead
shinda
>snow
yuki
>it's a promise!
yakusoku da!
>its all over...
owatta...
>fake
nisemono
>story
gatari
>not yet!
madada
>so hungry
harahetta
>I'll protect you
something something mamoru
>you wouldn't want an old lady like me, would you?
don't know
missed like 2. not bad
>sage
下げ
>>134742069
Konbanwa
Umi da!
Teme...
Bakana
Bakemeno
Kawai
Baka
Ima da
Ore no namae wa
Matta ne!
Yatta!
Kami
Hi
Kaze
Oppai
Daijobu?
Arigato, Domo
Nippon
Yami
Suki da, Aishiteru
Kanojo
Usotsuki
Honto ni (It's true ~ Genuine)
Opantsu
Shindeiru
Yuki
OWARI DA!
Uso
Monogatari
Mada da!
Hara heta
Kimi wo mamoru
Given there are many ways to say some of them and i want to kill myself for taking this seriously
>babby mode:
>good afternoon!
ara ara
>the ocean!
nani? biichi de sekkusu?
>you...
omae no chinpo
>impossible!
aah~
>m-monster!
s-sugoi chinpo!
>cute
kyaaa
>idiot
ahegao
>now!!
ikuu!!
>>134748444
>>134742069
>/a/verage:
darkness
Yami
I love you
Daisuki/aishiteru
girl
Onna no ko
liar!
Usotsuki
genuine
Honki
boring
Tsumaranai
panties
Pantsu
he's dead
Shinda
snow
Yuki
it's a promise!
Yakusoku da
>crouching weeb hidden power level:
its all over...
Zenbu owatta
fake
Nisemono
story
Gatari/hanashi
not yet!
Mada dayo
so hungry
Onaka suita
I'll protect you
Kimi wo mamoru
>you probably are fluent in japanese so this is meaningless to you
you wouldn't want an old lady like me, would you?
Watashi mitai na obasan de yokatta no kashira
>>134742069
>you wouldn't want an old lady like me, would you?
kurisumasu keki janai wa desu yo?
