Would you make a christmas cake feel loved and beautiful?
Absolutely
>>134731106
With the force of a thousand suns
I want to marry Sawako.
>>134731198
My nigga
I would.
I WANT TO MARRY SHIZUKA SENSEI
As I grow myself closer to my 30th's, at 26, Christmas cakes have suddenly become the main focus of my fetishes and doujin/manga folder.
I welcome this development in my taste.
Depends on the flavor of the cake. Cowtits goes right into the trash for example.
I tried once but she was too clingy and broke it off later found out she was flirting with all my coworkers.
yes
>>134731106
Yes
>>134732138
>Be 32
>"Mature women" fetish manga all feature women younger than I've dated in real life
>tfw no stories featuring 50 year old women dating younger guys.
>>134731880
Best cake.
I don't think I can, but I'll do my best.
>>134732310
>18
>>134732498
According to LNFags she's actually 26
>>134732407
Now that's a fact.
>>134731106
Any art of sensei in her suit?
>>134731106
no, I would bully them.
>>134731106
No. Those things are disgusting.
>>134732310
Anon her thighs would either smother you or crush your dick.
The risk is too great, I'll make the sacrifice and engage her instead.
![[HorribleSubs] Heavy Object - 09 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_05.52_[2015.11.28_21.08.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lYP3mIl.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Heavy Object - 09 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_05.52_[2015.11.28_21.08.16].jpg")
>>134732575
>women lying about their age
Man, that's such a crazy idea, who'd believe that?
>>134732876
I need a source on this shite.
>>134733247
You gotta use your brain Anon.
>tfw no クリスマス・ケーã‚先生 to read shounen manga with
>>134731106
I don't care if she has a Rain Man-level autistic daughter; I'm going in.
>>134731730
>3DPD
>10 years away from retirement age
>THREE DIMENSIONAL PIG DISGUSTING
NO.
>>134731106
>tfw hes tapping that
>>134734420
>>134734548
yeah but broken feet
Hell yes.
Make her feel loved and beautiful doggystyle against the wall all day.
>>134731106
Yes, but only a loli cake.
>>134731106
NO. FUCK CHRISTMAS
FUCK CAKES
>>134735627
>assuming everyone here is a desperate beta with no standards or self control
Oh, /a/! You never fail to amuse me!
>>134735627
I can honestly say I would not.
>>134736133
fuck off
>>134732402
This is my fucking nightmare. I don't wan to grow old. What do I fucking do.
>>134736133
Fuck off gator
>>134732876
Should i pick this up for her?
>>134736133
>having standards
>>134736579
I wouldn't know I haven't seen it.
I do enjoy these legs though
>>134736638
Are you laughing at the standards I have, or are you laughing at me having any standards whatsoever?
>>134734420
best girl
>>134736885
Are you too retarded to know yourself?
>>134731106
I almost did at a mental hospital. She said it was against the rules and blinked furiously. She also said she was old enough to be my mom
>>134731949
Best girl
Would you watch a show about police cakes?and traps?
>tfw you will never find a pretty, lonely, cake to be with and love
Why live?
>>134737526and trap cakes?
>>134737526
would and already did.
First anime that made me go home early home to watch it. Freaking beach episode VHS tape didn't even work anymore , don't ask why.
>>134737724You're Under Arrest!It's about police cakes, one of the police cakes is indeed a trap, who goes under cover as a ridiculously hot cake to catch train gropers.
>>134732876
Picked the fuck up
>>134737792
>dat fucking beach episode
>dat Aoi in a two piece
forgive me, lord, for i have sinned.
>>134731106
Christmas cake virgin? Sure.
Christmas cake slut? Nope.
>>134737848Guilty as charged!Added to backlog so hard
What about Halloween cake?
>>134731198
Why is it that if its Rider centric porn its almost always, without fail, NTR.
Not that it really bothers me, but her personality work better when its like http://nhentai.net/g/71099/
>>134738015
I don't think you understand the concept.
>>134736464
Don't. There's plenty of ways available to you.
>>134738012Keep in mind though, they don't actually arrest anyone for a long ass time. It's mostly cake shenanigans.
>>134738153
>implying this is a problem
>>134738153
Which one should you start with
OVA? 1996 TV? S2? Movie? Fully amped?
>>134737180
what?
>>134736579
Yeah its actually pretty good
>>134738058
There's plenty of non-rape/NTR rider doujin. Yanagi has done several, for example. Vanilla Rider are the only Fate doujin I care to read.
>>134738148
Only one real way. I consider it everyday myself.
>>134738058
Why did they suddenly get naked in that? I'm confused. When did their clothes get taken off?
>>134738323
S1, OVA, S2, Movie.
>>134737234
best
>>134738504
They were in a dream anon
>>134738415
Any where Rider actually acts flustered?
I would love her so hard that there would be no room inside her to have feelings of being unloved.
>>134739194
Nazuverse has some pretty nice cakes in it oddly enough.
Is it the guys fetish?
>>134738475
Just conquer the world and everything will be fine.
>>134732371
Well I'll be.
>>134739194
Is rape a form of love? Because i want to rape the taiga untill her mind goes blank.
>>134738475
Killing yourself is never the answer anon
Whos gonna seed https://sukebei.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=313074
>>134739094
I prefer onee-san mode more.
http://exhentai.org/g/801274/ab78330059/
http://exhentai.org/g/695891/43cae6843b/
http://exhentai.org/g/660318/982579a9fe/
http://exhentai.org/g/607929/006da3500a/
>>134739349
No. The Tiger is for tender loving only.
>>134731106
That specific one?Yes
>>134735916
>>134739508
Thanks anon, unknowingly you helped me twice. First with the Rider stash and then also by showing me that panda account actually is working againQuick question though, do you have any idea how I can see what my username and password is?
>>134739837
In your cookies, you dumb fuck.
>>134731106
No, theres a reason why theyre single.
>>134739869of course i already checked there. forget it anon i dont want to fuck up this thread
>>134732876
>age
>18
>also in military
>>134733523
i am honestly completely at a loss, im not that guy but i cant fucking figure it out.
>>134740633
fuck, i found it like 1 minute after posting, im an idiot.
Of course.
>>134740828
Second best part of SamFlam.
>>134731949
>literally best girl
>male population of chiba are all either gay or retards
8man should just ignore the age barrier.
>>134735627
>Anyone here would tap even the 56yo old asian hag
I really doubt it.
I love cake
>>134731106
Yes
>>134731880
Good taste right here.
>>134744091
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zcpeVRc.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Can she ever be redeemed and made to forget the sadness of her past life?
I want to take her away to a horse ranch in Montana.
>>134731106
I want to comfort her so badly ;_;
![[HorribleSubs] Grisaia no Rakuen - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.01_[2015.05.03_21.26.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p1t0SQS.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Grisaia no Rakuen - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.01_[2015.05.03_21.26.37].jpg")
Ruuji will never again bleed that pooper anymore.
>>134731106
Who wouldn't?
>>134744234
Not according to Shinkai she's not, plus the running scene at the end also showed otherwise.
>>134732876
WOOOOOOOO
>>134731106
I prefer onee-sans but cakes are a good substitute
>>134744483
I'd date her.
>>134744924
Onee-sans can be cakes too, so you're not wrong in this regard.
>>134731106
IF I DON'T WHO WILL?!?
>>134737526
Why is there so little hentai of this series?
>>134744483
why is she crying?
![Galkawhm+rolled+a+random+image+posted+in+comment+5+at+_cc1cad8456ec20e2a183404480198eef[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e1dSFpA.jpg "Galkawhm+rolled+a+random+image+posted+in+comment+5+at+_cc1cad8456ec20e2a183404480198eef[1].jpg")
>>134735627
>Implying
The red pill is a bitter pill to swallow, anon. For me, bishoujo are a mere coping mechanism. My hatred for actual women has reached the point where I literally prefer death over their company.
>be 3dpd christmas cake
>tfw I'll never molest shotas
Hentai is my only outlet.
![n002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EUjo7zg.jpg "n002[1].jpg")
>tfw no motherly cake that loves to spoil you and is overbearing and worries too much about you
>>134748721
>>tfw I'll never molest shotas
When I was a shota I actually had fantasies like this.
![2c9[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/91tv2fq.gif "2c9[1].gif")
>>134748813Stop ruining my fetish you little whore
>>134748835I'm sorry
>>134748813Oh dear... that's pretty naughty of you.
>>134748903I'm sorry I didn't mean to cause any trouble.
>>134748930Nah that's okay. We all have our kinks anyway. I still fantasize about cakes dominating me.
>>134748971
>dat look in her eyes
This is making me hard as diamonds.
>>134736885
kys
>>134749022
>>134749070
No stop I can't take this.More please.
>>134749098
That's all I've got of herthat's safe for work
Artist is great though.
>>134732876
Such a good pair of legs, wasted on such a colossally shit series.
>>134748971
>Cooking together with nee-san
>She gives you that look
L-lewd.
>>134749157
>Artist is great though.
I just looked them up. Hot damn you're right.
>>134749098
>>134749211
Thanks.No really.
>>134749211
>By the way Onii-san, the chocolate is filled with Aphrodisiac so lets make love tonight until morning.
>Huh?
Muh dick.
>>134749211
I think the translation was something like: "This chocolate is laced with a powerful aphrodisiac, let's have sex all night long."
>>134749307
Wow I feel silly
>>134749307
>>134749315
Thanks for the translation anons.
>>134748995
Ley Mey never delivered that Latrova doujin he promised.
I just want to laugh. How many of you guys have actually dated christmas cakes irl.
I was with a 40 year old one just 2 hours ago. And I came to realise why they are left on the shelf. Well, did my best to be nice to her.
Anyway, good luck on meeting a decent one.
Any doujins of a slutty cake or milf who seduces a bunch of boys to have sex with her? No drugs or the boys raping her, but rather she's the instigator for everything.
I'm only 29...
I'm only 29...
I'm only 29...
>>134749885
Come on bruh, give us details.
>>134749924
>I'll be 28 this week.
>>134749924
>>134750091
26 next month. Christmas cakes are now merely age appropriate, and that saddens me.
>>134750091
>tfw 27 last month
On the bright side we're getting to the faceless old man tier, we can also steal christmas cakes from young faggots.
>>134731106
A Xmas cake that looks like she's 17? Of course I would.
>>134750017
She's someone I wouldn't believed have existed, sort of like an oddity.
She is la bit lesser than average looking and flat, but is a pretty nice and cheery person normally.
Thing is, sometimes she does things inappropriate for her age, like acting like a teenage girl or getting angry over petty stuff. Just a few days ago, it was her birthday, and she had two cakes which she specifically tried to pass to 2 handsome young men in the office. One knew of it beforehand and hid himself away. She looked for him for a few hours and eventually left the cake on his desk. Of course, this kind of stuff tend to spread in the office like wildfire (and make her an object of scorn, sadly).
Due to some circumstances, I had to buy some items with her. We joked, and sometime she would slap my arm or nudge me. Makes jokes about her being scared to walk out at night in fear of her chastity (not really suitable jokes for a 40 year old in a safe country). Also have an irritating quirk of fluttering her eyelashes a lot (all I see is the whites of her eyes when she does that).
Anyway, being in my mid-twenties, I am not particularly attracted to women 10 years older than me. Also she should target more suitable guys.
Why would people fetishize Christmas cakes instead of young women in their twenties is beyond me. In fact most of the pictures posted here are of young ladies.Meme is an exception
>>134750338
It's not wet enough, it needs sauce.
>>134750068
Irisviel is still a gradeschooler.
>>134750362
>>134750357
Holy shit she sounds so cute
Do some justice to her anon
>>134750091
>>134750181
>>134750270
31 and cakes are younger than me now. I find myself attracted to mostly women my age or a couple of years older. Lost my chance to be a wizard over a decade ago, though.
>>134750357
>Why would people fetishize Christmas cakes instead of young women in their twenties is beyond me.
>instead of young women in their twenties
You know the term denotes women 26 years or older, right?
Would you a centuries old and possibly a Lovecraft Monster cake?
>>134750453
>I find myself attracted to mostly women my age or a couple of years older.
Doesn't the horrible discrepancy in quality between 2D and 3D hurt you?
>>134748835
What was it
>>134750492
Beggars can't be choosers.
>>134750499
Most attractive women my age are married or divorced with kids. I am in academia, so there are some women who have put off marriage for careers at the moment, but they're a bit too career-focused and serious all the time for me. Can't turn off my brain and relax around them.
>>134749924
>>134750091
>>134750270
>>134750453
>30 in 3 weeks and 3 days
wish people at mogra could sing me happy birthday during new years party
>>134750357
Christmas Cakes/Stale Cakes
Learn the difference, it might save your penis.
And office ladies are the bane of my existence, I swear they're a human species that should not be allowed to behave like they do.
The only good "office ladies" I know are those that work in libraries, and even there only a few are salvageable.
You gotta find artisans anon, I know quite a lot of those who are really great people and not half bad looking, but again, a 20 years gap might not be the greatest thing unless you're into that.
Being in my late twenties I can't really get along with women older than 35, there just isn't enough feeling, same for people under 25, maybe I'm just getting too old for this shit.
>>134750453
I'm not that worried about my lost wizardry, but I'm definitely starting to feel the clock ticking, might want to get a little family going before it's too late, I already have troubles looking after my nephews, I don't know whether I'll have the energy to deal with a toddler of my own in a few years.
>>134750674I'll send you a vocaroo message anon then.
>>134744483
Maybe her butt hurts
>>134749157
sauce to a doujin please?
>>134750477
>>134750701
I always thought it was 30. Either way, the word is stupid.
"Buying a cake for Christmas is a Japanese tradition. But these cakes have a definite expiration date — no one wants to eat Christmas cake after December 25th."
>Using a negative connotation
>>134750428
My heart is with lolis so at the very least I'll date someone younger. "Christmas cakes" are easy mode though.
>>134732876
Christmas cakes need that guy that does all the poor africa children christian charity commercials to do commercials for them. The christmas cake epidemic can be stopped, it MUST BE stopped, and stopping it would take so little yet end so much unhappiness.
"This is Sawa-chan, she's [AGE REDACTED], a professional teacher, and lonely. Everyday she goes to her job--puts on a smile for all her students and does her work diligently and with care--yet she comes home to an empty apartment. She has no man there to embrace her. She either drowns herself in sake or salty tears, usually both, or perhaps does both when she rarely goes out 2dbar with her rarely-seen friends."
"That's just one story. Look at all these other aging, lonely women. Could you honestly look them in the face and not tell them they deserve all the D you can give them?
Call us now, we'll send you a picture of your christmas cake and set up an appointment. For just a few hours a week, you to can make a difference in these women's lives by giving them your time and helping make them feel like a real woman again."
>>134750813
Sign me up and take all of my money.
Office Lady during the day
a DJ at night
>>134750438
Sauce pls senpai
>>134750893
How could anyone let this wolf go hungry?
>>134734548
Literally a meme waifu.
>>134746670
Picked. The. Fuck. Up.
>>134736356
>name and trip
>still claims to be part of anon
Japan has a bunch of qt cakes just waiting to be taken. Their own men are too beta and can't provide for them. And Japanese women basically quit their jobs to become housewives as soon as they're married. You just have to make sure not to neglect her to not get NTRd.
>>134750914
well she is all about fighting and victory
i can bet you she has a plan that is getting realized really carefully
>>134748721
There was an assistant at my kindergarten/preschool that would give all the boys big hugs. She even showed us the tattoo of a rose she got just above her mound. I would have loved if she'd done things beyond my young mind's imagination to me, so don't give up hope: you never know what little shota's childhood you could turn into a happy one.
>>134748721
There is hope anon, I wanted this to happen so much when I was a kid. You could give a shota a very memorable childhood life experience.
Hell I still do, but it's hard to be molested when you're 6'2"
>>134733586
She's my favorite character from that series.I have a thing for older delinquent women.
>>134750813
>there will never be a service that matches cute Xmas cakes with prospective NEETs who would cherish them.
>>134751531
I'm a shota pls fuck me
>>134751910
>Implying 3DPD want men who earn less than them
There was a study proving even millionaire women have a preference for men with more money.
>>134751910
Why not? Sounds totally doable just like all online dating services.
>>134731880
Never watched this
But did the kid ever get his dick wet?
>>134750428
Did you miss the red flags?
>>134750181
>the older you get, the more loli becomes a forbidden fruit
Feels dangerous man. Good thing 3DPD also applies to real life lolis.
>>134752086
Why not check it out yourself? Garden of Words is only 45 minutes long and I'd say it's worth the watch.
>>134731106
I would a Maya so much. Sensei and cake is best combo.
>>134752204
I dunno
I never really wanted to watch it
Just interested if she really robbed the cradle
>>134749924
>>134750453
Blogshit threads like these make me feel young, I'm 19 but I feel just as jaded as the other anons here. >3dpd has started to not feel like just a meme and it's as if I'm waiting to either eventually become a wizard or for someone to come rescue me.
>>134752359
I'm29and I can say clearly, no one is coming to save you. It gets only worse as you age.
>>134752340
>Just interested if she really robbed the cradle
Not quite no butwhile they don't get together in the end (she moves away for a new teaching job due to pressure/rumors), it's heavily implied that they keep in contact with each other so they can meet again in the future and get together again.
>>134752510
Damn.
I'd figure she's go ahead and give him a ride since she's skipping town
>>134752569
She's not 3D, she's not a slut.
>>134752510
What? She moved on, you watched a directors cut or just some head canon?
>>134752805
isn't she a bit young to be a cake?
>>134752824
She's 28.
>>134752796
The letter at the end specifically details how she still checks up on him:
>This turned out to be a very long letter.
>Thank you for reading it all.
>I hope that you are doing well, Akizuki-kun.
>It would be great if the weather warmed up soon, wouldn’t it?
>I’ll write again.
>February 3rd 2013
>Yukino Yukari
The kid's final lines even hint at them still wanting to get together in the future after he finishes his studies:
>"I now think that I was learning how to walk then, as well. One day, once I'm able to walk a far, far greater distance, I'll come for you."
It's basically a happy ending for both of them honestly. Him leaving the shoes was a sign of them taking their relationship maturely compared to how they took it before (which was closer to escapism). They stuck with each other at the end (even though she moved away) because they both realized that their feelings were genuine anyway.
>>134748721
Shotas are real cute but I'll take a pubescent boy, thanks.
>>134752869
>>134752805
>you'll never stop her from working and carry her to bed for a passionate night ofhand-holding
>>134752359
>I'm 19 but I feel just as jaded as the other anons here.
>f I'm waiting to either eventually become a wizard or for someone to come rescue me.
>someone to come rescue me.
>Jaded
You're not nearly jaded enough sonny, you either get worse or you learn to live with it and eventually appreciating for what it is, it's all up to you, just try not to become a R9K sad cunt at the very least.
>>134752359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjSSE-bYrPU
if you want a 3d girl that has a chance of not being PD, then get one that rides on motorcycles
I wouldn't mind if it was a nice cake.
>>134735804
God Damn at that ending I"m still mad
>become christmas cake
>don't feel it because I'm just as immature and inexperienced as I was in my teens
>actually look younger now than I did in high school
How am I supposed to self-insert as a cake in doujins now
>>134753543
better read rape doujins
>>134753321
>throws a bunch of coins on the ground
What an alpha motherfucker.
>>134753543
>become christmas cake
>don't feel it because I'm just as immature and inexperienced as I was in my teens
>actually look younger now than I did in high school
That's pretty hot.
>>134740412
And?
>>134740412
I was conscripted when I was 18.
>>134753543
Loli cake doujins
>>134731106
nope
>>134731106
As a 40 year old i like some cradle snatching yes. But I would more like woman my own age.
>>134753621
She doesnt look and act like an 18 year old
>>134740412
That's the age where you can join the military.
>>134753643
>Living in 3rd world
>>134753572
you can be the shining armor on a stallion and try to get cheap whores
or you can be a human bean and enjoy roadtrips and meeting people that have at least one hobby in common
Christmas Cakes are forpassing up in favor of younger, prettier girls
>>134753648
I don't look THAT young, though. Isn't there some middle ground between towering woman with huge tits and tiny babyface woman?
All I want is a doujin where a boy falls for a girl who seems like she's his age or at most only a few years older, then bam, christmas cake. But I guess that's too much to ask
>>134753826
Problem with all these is that they don't display any ACTUAL difference in physical appearance, thereby negating the reason why people go for the younger ones in the first place. It's kinda dumb.
The kind of woman who looks like she'd want a nice back massage when she gets home.And then sit on your face to really get rid of all that stress
>>134753826I'm more turned on by her feeling awkward towards the couple in the train honestly.
>>134753842
>boy
How young are we talking here?
Also, it's fucking annoying that women generally prefer older men. Like, it makes no sense, why'd you want a worn-out old wrinklebag when you can have an optimistic young handsome dude? I've met a lot of women who I like who are like 5 years older than me, but they're all going for men who are 5 years older than them again! It's frustrating.
>>134753912
Why would anyone feel awkward around a couple though? Making out in public is just obnoxious. GET A ROOM, geez...
>>134753930
>why'd you want a worn-out old wrinklebag when you can have an optimistic young handsome dude?
Older = more money.
>>134753543
>>134753930
>Like, it makes no sense, why'd you want a worn-out old wrinklebag when you can have an optimistic young handsome dude?
Why are you asking this in christmas cake thread of all places?
The answer should be obvious.
>>134753984
I guess that's it for some, but with women having equal income these days, you'd think at least a few would have that covered already and go for a more physically pleasing candidate instead. I mean, I'm not looking for rich women, what's the difference?
>>134753961
Yeah it's definitely obnoxious but the implication in that pic is that it's a single Christmas Cake feeling a bit awkward/insecure because of a young couple romancing each other when she gets none for herself.
>>134753930
>How young are we talking here?
I'm thinking 14-17, but that's just my fantasy. Nothing I could actually go for in real life. Yeah, definitely not...
>>134754040
>at least a few would have that covered already and go for a more physically pleasing candidate instead
>at least a few
And so they do. They're just in the minority, as you said.
>>134754022
No, because the standard is young-girl/old-guy, not the other way around.
>>134754095
>I'm thinking 14-17, but that's just my fantasy. Nothing I could actually go for in real life. Yeah, definitely not...
If some cake apporoached me when I was 14 I would go in a heart beat.Don't worry, no one has to know.
>>134754095
>14-17, but that's just my fantasy
Yeah. Because in real life, teens are fucking stupid. Honestly, my fantasy is a 60-year old woman in the body of a 20-year old. Best of both worlds.
>>134754095
>I'm thinking 14-17, but that's just my fantasy. Nothing I could actually go for in real life. Yeah, definitely not...
When I was that young as a boy, I had fantasies of cake taking me away for sexy times.I still do even till now.
>>134754040
>but with women having equal income these days, you'd think at least a few would have that covered already
50 years of social change does not affect millions of years of evolution.
>>134754141
>If some cake approached me when I was 14 I would go in a heart beat.
But could you approach her?
There is a boy I see around who I've never actually spoken to, but frequently exchange little glances with. Sometimes he gets flustered and looks away, it's so cute. Guess that's the closest I'll ever get. Sadly I'll probably never even know his name.
Why are there no doujinshi, anime or manga where two Xmas cakes realize they'll never get boyfriends and just fuck each other?
>>134754210
>tfw 28
>tfw just want an aggressive Christmas cake to push me down and tongue rape my mouth
>tfw no Shizuka Hiratsuka
>>134748721
Im a 5'6" bishounen pls molest me
>>134754095
Getting molested by a cake is every boy's
dream
I wish i was younger or i could stop aging so a cake could molest me
>>134754095
I'm 20 but I look like I'm 17 does that count?
>>134754901
I'm sure, but like >>134754157 said, most teens in real life are pretty stupid. I've only ever met one I've really wanted, see >>134754816 but there is no way to approach him so I just eye-flirt with him from a distance
>>134754985
Yeah I'd say that's good enough.
