>>134731592
10/10
>3 posters
>>134731338
dear god im dying
>>134733671
so is goku
>>134733992
Not bad.
>>134733992
oh god holy fuck my sides
>>134735143
A small rock and a laser, in one.
Goku stood no chance.
It's official: laser are the biggest threat for the Z fighter
>>134735490
True, but it kinda misses the point that everyone else got killed by a ki-blast from hyper-powerful opponents, while Goku got killed by a fucking finger-laser from a shitter grunt who can't even use Ki.
>This fucking thread.
STOP ABUSING GOKU.
Where is that one of a hurtful comment killing Goku?
It's a sad day to be a Sonfag. Father and eldest child.
>>134731338
>>134733671
>>134733992
That's it, I'm done.
>>134736199
The sad thing is this laser is actually way more powerful than the one that killed Goku.
>>134737627
>>134731171
Ok, this one is complete shit.
>>134736199
>some kid somewhere tried this
Thanks, cartoons.
>>134731084
That one's perfectly reasonable, though.
>>134739710
It's pretty much exactly what happened to Goku in the movie though.
>OPMfags still this assblasted
>>134740093
You're acting like a Gohanfag, talking about past glories to try and claim their favorite character isn't a total shitter now.
>>134740215
See i love this joke but it's dumbasses like you who annoy me.
>>134740280
>Before Goku knew anything about Chi control he could just tank bullets and rockets
>Decades later after he's trained at a million G's and is the strongest he's ever been AND he transformed into a god, "defense off" means his body is as weak as a normal human's.
Sorry anon, but explaining why it's supposed to have happened doesn't actually make it better.
>>134740465
The laser is stronger than a rocket
>>134740500
No it's not, see: >>134739233
I like to think the ring laser is just really strong due it being advanced frieza army tech. But even that's a stretch.
>>134733992
>>134740539
See: >>134739233
Dragon Ball Super is only making the joke funnier.
>>134740280
Isn't his power level "god" level? He didn't release his transformation, and to maintain his transformation he has to load his body up with god ki and all that shit.
It's over gokufags.
>>134740465
>>Before Goku knew anything about Chi control he could just tank bullets and rockets
>>Decades later after he's trained at a million G's and is the strongest he's ever been AND he transformed into a god, "defense off" means his body is as weak as a normal human's.
THIS!
Someone tell me how this makes sense.
>>134740631
The same thing happened when he was a Super Saiyan, though back then it was just stupid animeonly filler. Then Super and the movie made that retardation canon.
>>134740020
Wow did you miss the joke.
>>134740536
It's obviously stronger to some extent, seeing how a kid Goku got caught off guard by it but was barely harmed.
>le goku get killed by 2nd person while focusing on a 1st person
>this means first person can take on goku with any sort of lasers despite not 2nd person included
I get the maymays but it's retarded as fuck though, if Goku were focusing on a 2nd person who shoots the laser head on. Would Goku die?You decide.
>>134740771
He wouldnt >>134740093
>>134740664
Since when kids can control their strength at will? Fuck off, Goku, after mastering all his shit just uses the exact output he wants for the sake of no useless movements or shit, when he was a kid he couldn't control that fully so you get taked down by a shitty beam when being offguard.
>>134731338
fucking kek
>>134740748
It's a rocket, anon. A rocket could easily break that much rock, or more.
And Goku, off guard, tanked it when he was 10.
But Goku, now, after training nonstop for decades and literally turning into a God, can't.
>>134740664
Even a martial artist can be taken down by a sucker punch.
>>134740986
Yes anon you're totally right when he was a kid he had a natural chi barrier protecting him that could stop rockets and bullets despite the known fact that his training had been pretty much all strength training and fighting techniques.
Post-DBZ apologists sure love to grasp.
>>134741076
Goku wasn't taken down by a ROCKET sucker punch when he was like 12.
How can a God be taken down by something weaker than the same rocket?
>>134741065
Toriyama's art was so good in the early days, why did it look so shit in the Buu saga? Did he give up?
>>134741151
Rocket launchers cannot kill a full grown saiyan, please don't forget this.
Unless they're toddlers of any sort.
>>134741261
Then why can a laser with comparable or less power than a rocket launcher kill a SUPER SAIYAN GOD SUPER SAIYAN?
>>134741151
It's an advanced space laser gun. Who the fuck knows how strong it is or what it's capable of doing.
>>134741315
We do know, see: >>134739233
>>134741344
What if that was just it's lowest setting?
>>134741293
Lasers are highly concentrated into a certain spot compared to a rocket launcher that does explodes.
Not to mention it's a alien laser ring from outer space, that are on par of Truffle technology stolen from another planet.
Now compare it to a human made rocket launcher. Just think about it, it's absurd and not possible for a rocket launcher to be able to kill a saiyan unlike lasers.
>>134741403
I'd say that's some wishful thinking, but even if we say you're right it's still ridiculous that the gun used by a shitter who can't even generate his own chi blasts should be able to murder a God no matter how distracted.
The laser thing is just how they chose to address the hammy subplot that goku gets distracted and drops his guard, but it's fucking stupid and probably the worst device they could choose to try and communicate that message.
>>134741462
Look at >>134739233
It's literally just as weak as a rocket launcher.
>>134741516
Did you even read what I just said?
>>134741065
>It's a rocket, anon. A rocket could easily break that much rock, or more.
Rockets also have a large area of effect, causing a wider range of destruction.
Lasers are narrow beams. They're more precise and less messy.
>>134741516
>I'd say that's some wishful thinking, but even if we say you're right it's still ridiculous that the gun used by a shitter who can't even generate his own chi blasts should be able to murder a God no matter how distracted.
So, we've agreed on Goku's regular durability being above rocket but below advanced space laser?
>>134741666
That's a chi-blast by Cell, not a dinky ring laser that can barely make a 3-foot wide crater in a rocky surface.
>>134741686
For the thousandth time, no. See: >>134739233
>>134741729
No? I've simply pointed out that even despite being no indication that the laser even has different power settings and you're correct, and the laser can be stronger than what we've seen, there's still no way it should kill a God else everyone in Freezer's army would carry that shit, not just the low-class weaklings who can't fire by themselves.
>>134741729
with his defense lowered.
>>134730991
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
>>134741833
what does that even mean? the laser went through his skin, bone and pierced a major organ. Whats a guard got to do with it?
>>134741833
yeah i said regular durability as in without le ki shields le bravo le toriyama
>>134741833
God, I wish I knew you in real life.
>>134741858
It means that without his suddenly introduced never before mentioned invisible chi barrier it turns out Goku's GOD body is weaker than a 12-year old saiyan's.
why gokufags are so obsessed with power levels? they have autism?
>>134741914
because wrong faggots like you are wrong about it
>>134741905
sounds like a load of bull to justify the writers never actually watching anything related to the series before
>>134741945
>Gokufags so assblassted they resort to fanart to counter screenshots from the actual canon currently airing show
>>134741945
>>134741945
>That fanart
Comeback to deviantart, autismo
>>134741945
Your childhood hero is laughing stock . Get over it.
>>134740739
No I missed the shot.
>>134740280
there's also some fanart in >>134740280 in an attempt to rewrite canon
>>134741985
>>134741990
>>134742007
>>134742021
>>134742037
Deal with it Saitamaclucks
>>134742088
>My favorite powerwank character just got taken down by a weak laser blaster, better try and shit on the currently airing popular hero!
>>134742088
>opmfags get btfo by some deviantart images and replying to it
you can just go back to opm thread and talk about it.
>>134742088
calm down, SammyClassicGokuFan
>>134742088
>being this ass devastated
Goku would not approve of your actions
>>134742088
For shame. Daddy Goku would be disappointed.
thanks doc
>>134730991
where is the gundam seed version of this
>>134742239
Man this is getting ugly.
>>134731592
10/10
>>134740215
When will akria learn how to keep up with his own damn scale?
>>134730991
I have no idea why the hell something like that had to happen.
>>134742843
it's for balance to show that even though they are able to achieve higher forms of power, they shouldn't underestimate their surroundings which is what they NEVER seem to learn
>>134742969
And to show that everyone in the DBZ universe is a fucking retard, including the author.
>>134741228
Everything about Dragon Ball was better in the early days
>>134742088
>10ml
Is that all?
>>134740280
Isn't that the point? he was shot through while in bloody god mode.>>134740465
>>134742088
Wait what's the insult here?
>>134731171
Bullshit, a storm trooper would never hit anything smaller than a barnyard.
For fucks sake guys stop derailing the thread this is not about saitama vs goku this is lazer vs goku.
>all these /tv/, /co/, and /v/ memes
>>134743122
Saitama's original HARDO TOREININGU MENU wasn't that impressive either.
>>134744692
10 ml isn't even enough to quench a person's thirst. It's like a fucking sip.
>>134742088
>dbztards are this assblasted that Goku got owned by a mere laser ring
>>134741945
>trying to make this edits so desperate
the autism is so powerful
>>134742088
Saitama wasn't assblated by a lazer beam, but guess who!!
>>134744998
>being a spic
>>134742088
>sees the picture of the fat bald guy
well, watch this too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfguqD-f8E4
>>134745057
Pero que cuellobarba nojoda
>>134741945
>>134742088
How does it feel to know that Goku will always be Superman's bitch?
>>134745053
90% of the DBZ fanbase is made up of spics though.
>>134745119
>Supermanyeah but still stronger than Goku
>>134745119
>Superman
>Not Superkek
>>134745154
As opposed to 100% of the OPM fanbase?
>>134745417
No I'm pretty sure the OPM fanbase are white manlets who only wish they could run 10 km.
>>134745119
>implying
>>134745116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5dDmgWXtw claro que si miarma
>>134745545
>implying Goku would do any better
Just look at this thread.
>>134745463
>>134745611
The OPM fanbase doesn't make this things
>>134745611
But everyone knows Spics watch Saint Seiya what's with all these DBZ newfags?
>>134745634
>look at these 9gag memes
Fuck off m8
>>134745634
Goku wouldn't be "down momentarily". He'd be dying, shot through the heart.
>>134745545
>through the head
"the impact will only keep him down for a moment..."
>>134745662
>implying 9gag memes are any better or worse than golden age comics
they're both shit
>>134745662
Goku canonically got shot through the heart by a lowly grunt wearing a laser ring, what memes?
>>134740465
goku was on the defense, and when he is on the defense he is stronger than steel, the laser ment for piecing not exploding is stronger than a missle.
>>134745658
the fanbase from Mexico an all those countries are one of the most die hard fanbases ever, they don't stop making internet wars about spanish dubs, as a spaniard is a headache deal with them on internet
>>134745681
Hi /co/
>>134745734
Bullets are made for piercing too you know.
And lets not forget Earth technology is superior since Earthlings created androids that vastly surpassed Frieza.
>>134745734
Stop trying to excuse shitty writing. Some faggots who never watched a DB episode in their lives wrote Goku getting killed by a laser ring, Goku fans of all people should be the most upset and certainly not defending it
>>134745711
>canonically
Come on, really? Super isn't even following the movies.
>>134730991
If only some random woman had jumped in the way and taken the shot
>>134745758
>/co/ is the only board capable of reading plain english
o-okay?
>>134745791
I wish Chi-Chi did, fuck that bitch.
>>134745791
that means nobody really gives a shit about goku
>>134741516
first off he wasn't a god he was using pure god power and even then he still has a mortal body, the movie explained that he let's his gaurd down. you are going to have to learn to deal with it.
>>134745796
>/co/ is the only board that would defend capeshit
That's correct
>>134745769
oh so then it's impossible for aliens with much better technology to create a laser that can Fuck up a dude when his gaurd down?
>>134745832
>capeshit
>not identical to shonenshit
lol
>>134745870
>aliens with much better technology
No.
>>134745875
Capeshit goes far more overboard with powerlevel wankery.
>>134745875
Yeah, but this is /a/. Now fuck off back to your containment board.
>>134745773
stop trying to poke holes in everything you don't like move on with your life you whiny faggot. can't handle how things work in actual canon and doesn't fit in your head canon then bitch in your pillow yah cry baby.
>>134745893
>DBZ, a show that will literally spend 5 episodes charging an attack
>only to have it miss
>less overboard than short oneshot story arcs
>>134745545
>>134745911
You sound as whiny as anyone else in this thread, family.
>>134745934
Well I've yet to see 'RARRRGH I AM THE BAD GUY WHO CAN CRUSH THE INFINITE MULTIVERSE IN THE PALM OF MY HAND FUCK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS RARRRRGH" bullshit so yeah, it is less.
>>134745734
>goku was on the defense
He was literally sucker-punched by the rocket, what defense you huge apologist?
>>134745954
>being this buttblasted
Holy shit, I'm fucking dying here
>>134745750
>as a spaniard is a headache deal with them on internet
Not as big a headache as is listening to your shitty dubs, Spainbro.
>>134745980
Are we talking about DBZ still? That sounds like Freiza or Cell or something. And you realize it breaks the laws of physics every single second just by having people fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes, right? Same shit.
>>134745911
>stop trying to poke holes in everything
The only hole getting poked here is through Goku's heart, by the decoder ring of a shitty grunt.
>>134745982
saw it coming you moron, he was quick enough to get on the defence, and stop using buzz words like a fucking over the top feminist, shit like that just proves you have no fucking idea what you are talking about. it's not a suckered punch if you see it comming.
>>134746014
Neither Cell nor Frieza have any feats to put them above planet busting level.
>>134746041
Oh so he also saw the sniper's bullet coming?
Man, just accept Toriyama is senile already.
>>134746046
Neither does Hot-Iron Branding-Man
Goku could bust a universe if he wanted to though
>>134746027
boohoo, goku isn't superman who can bounce bullets off of him while he's not looking.
goku isn't superman so let it go.
>>134746070
You mean he could spread vaseline thoughout a universe while planets do the Powerpoint vanish effect?
>>134746088
>goku isn't superman who can bounce bullets off of him while he's not looking.
He was, when he was 12 years old, see: >>134740465
>>134746088
But he literally bounced bullets as a kid. By snipers he didn't even notice. >>134740465
>>134746046
Goku eventually took them both on at the same time in hell so they couldn't be that strong.
At least according to GT.
Then again Dragonball fights never really made sense once Vegeta could destroy the planet and people a billion times stronger haven't save freezer.
>>134746067
he knew people were shooting at him, how fucking stupid are you? at that point he was prepared to take some hits, I mean Jesus you see it right there as he was trying to dodge other gun fire.
>>134730991
>reverse image search
>deviantart
>tumblr
Jesus, this is being spammed by a literal tumblrite.
>when you know a lethal blow is coming, it can't kill you! in fact it'll just bounce off! I literally have nothing to support this theory!
LAFF OUT LOUD
>>134746127
>still getting hurt by those bullets
>still affected by those blasts
you don't know superman very well do you?
>>134746133
Those are 2 different scenes. He isn't getting shot at when the Sniper hit him, he was looking for the Dragon Balls.
>>134746131
>GT
There's your problem.
>>134745457
Fucking Ben 10
>>134746175
>shifting goal posts
:^)
>>134746175
>He can't bounce bullets he isn't superman
>Literally shown bouncing bullets
>b-but he said ouch!
Stop shifting the goalposts.
>>134746161
>>134746179
he was in a fucking war zone, it's obvious he would be tensed up and would be able to take a few hits, plus laser doesn't equate a fucking bullet.
>>134746198
>out of ideas to bitch about
admit it, you can't handle the fact that goku still has a mortal body and can turn his man of steel on and off.
>>134746161
>I literally have nothing to support this theory!
Aside from statements by the strongest fighter in the series so far as well as being supported by the fact that Goku has effortlessly deflected ki blasts before.
>>134746291
Doesn't really explain why lowering his guard makes his body weaker than it was when he was 12.
>>134746291
Ki blast≠laser though
>>134746202
nothing is being switched you don't know super man and you can't even understand how bullets work.
super man is invulnerable to gun shots.
goku can survive a gun shot but isn't invulnerable to them. it's like getting hit by a high speed punch.
the only one who is shifting is you, thinking goku is superman.
>>134746271
he's a man of steel because he's trained his body to BE steel. its not a mental thing.
Daily reminder that none of the movies or anime are canon.
>>134746335
You literally said he couldn't bounce bullets. I proved he could Now you're backpedaling with your terrible grammar and it's pretty funny.
>>134746317
who said his gaurd was lower when he was 12? oh you said that, not toriyama, you did.
It's pretty fucking funny that Goku's training has been 90% physical throughout the series but suddenly it turns out that his body really stayed weak it's just that his invisible ki barrier got stronger.
>>134746353
actually it is both, you fucking moron, if you know anything about martial arts it's mind over matter. That's how people break through bricks with their bare hands and not break them.
>As strong as stainless steel
>>134746366
you literally are using literal incorrectly, if anything goku bounced off the bullet not the other way around.
>>134746133
>take some hits
>die.
i think autist should have limits anon.
>>134746377
>Caught by surprise by a ROCKET to the face
>Nigger didn't even know what a rocket was
>T-Totally guarded against it he put up his invisible ki barried even though he didn't even know how to control his ki back then
>So it makes sense that the body of a God can take less punishment than it could when he was 12!
Watching you argue so vehemently to protect Goku's honor is really funny, but you seriously do have to accept that toriyama is a shit writer sometime. .
>>134746395
Toriyama has outright stated this in the past.
>Toriyama said in the recent Super Exciting Guide databook, training your muscles only gets you so far, and it was ki that allowed Son Goku to become the strongest in the universe.
>>134746442
And now you're being anal and turning to semantics.
Bravo.
>>134746431
goku is strong against fairy types but weak vs. fire
>>134746479
Okay but how come that despite training at 100G and beyond and becoming a god, his body is weaker than when he was 12?
>>134746458
fucker do you know who you are arguing with?
you just stand some anons together.
no one can be this stupid.
it has nothing to do with goku's honor or toriyama shitty writing, it has to do with you retards not wrapping your head around simple writing.
>>134746506
Inconsistency? I don't know. It'll just get retconned in Super anyway.
>>134746537
>no one can be this stupid.
Says the guy posting in broken english.
>>134746542
Retconned? If anything Super is setting it up to be even funnier because it confirmed that the beam is literally as weak or weaker than a small explosive.
>>134746482
who was being anal? the guy who said literally all the time. if he wanted to make a decent point he could start by actually making one.
So much funposting. Remember when Krillin threw that rock at Goku during the Cell saga and it hurt him? Having your ki lower makes your def lower. It was said at the start at the film. Let's be friends now.
>>134746575
READ
THE
MANGA
>people will crawl out of the woodwork to defend Goku getting lasered
>same people will turn around and say that Gohan deserves his new fuccboi status
So, this is what it's like to be abandoned.
>>134746506
tanking bullets and tanking Lazer are 2 different things anon, you know we use lasers to peirce through steel right?
>>134746568
See how now you're fixated on the word "literal" because you know you lost the argument? Poor form, anon.
Also seriously, learn to type like a big boy sometime. Grammar is important.
>>134746431
>Actually shoots a small kid in the head in cold blood.
Damn Bulma why you gotta be such a bitch.
>>134746566
says the guy who doesn't know how to use literal correctly. you want proper Grammer leave the internet, you're embarrassing yourself either way.
>>134746595
I don't think any actual fan would defend what has happened to Gohan. That shit is just tragic.
>>134746601
You know we see the laser hit a rock and do less damage than a rocket?
It's not only a laser, it's a shitty laser.
>>134746640
See: >>134746619
Also, literal can be used figuratively, has been used so for years. Try to know what you're talking about before you try to sound smart. Grammar would help, too.
>>134746619
nigger, you the one who was using it, you wanna be a Grammer natzi when your opinion has been proven invalid with poor Grammer, shows you're an even bigger idiot than I thought.
>>134746665
if you are going to use it in an argument, you don't use it in a figurative sense. That's making you sound like an idiot.
>>134746566
>even funnier
It's not even funny now. By far the most forced meme of the year, spammed by literal deviantards and tumblrites.
>>134746693
>you don't use it in a figurative sense.
You can and you do.
You don't, however, start a sentence without capitalizing or misspell both "Grammar" and "Nazi" in a single sentence.
>>134746745
Says you, I got a good laugh out of it, and when Super confirmed the laser could barely crack rocks it became hilarious.
>>134746747
jesus, this how you moved on the argument it's no longer about goku and the lazer, it's about grammar and the word nazi. just let it go anon, goku's defense was down and you'll have to deal with it.
>>134746769
wonder if had different settings
-rock cracker
-saiyan holer
>>134746819
That still doesn't justify how his "defense down" body is weaker than a 12-year old with a power level of less than 500.
>>134746819
>jesus, this how you moved on the argument
You're the one who sperged out about the word "literal".
>>134746745
I had gander at OPs deviantart and it's filled with sonichu fan comics. Not even surprised in the least.
>>134746845
again who said goku's defence was down when he was 12 in those fights, if anything his defense could have been up all the time since he was a child of the wild. when he grew up he relaxed a bit and knew not everything would try to kill him.
>>134746867
you were the one who used it in an autistic manner. my god you didn't even knew what you were talking about.
>>134746645
I'd like to believe that, but I'm seeing people run around defending it outside of here, and even on dedicated DBZ forums.
>>134746934
I don't get it, gohan wasn't training, it happend in z and happend again now.
>>134746645
>>134746934
I don't get why Gohan has that many fans in the first place, he was always kind of a shitter. His fight against Cell and his fight against Buu are pretty much out of character moments. Like his fanbase based their entire love of the character in only those 2 fights and nothing else.
>>134746960
like goku they watched him grow up, but UNLIKE goku he developed mentally than his dad.
>>134745154
And Argentina is white.
>>134746900
Because he couldn't control invisible Ki barriers back then. And his training during his childhood was pretty much 100% physical.
I mean yeah, I get that Goku is able to regulate his powerlevel since Vegeta's fight. But even at his lowest he should still be able to tank at least something as small as a rocket, especially when he's still in Super Saiyan God form.
>>134746922
I used it correctly, you sperg, and since you didn't like that I proved you wrong you started arguing that he didn't "literally" bounce the bullet.
>>134746004
really? i think "uuuuh muh dub is better than yours" is far worse
>>134746416
lol
>>134730991
>implying Han shot first
>>134746960
He was a pretty good self insert character.
>>134742812
A year ago seeing this would have gotten me angry, but seeing what next year's VGC rules were just drained all the anger towards genies out of me.
>>134747024
>Because he couldn't control invisible Ki barriers back then. And his training during his childhood was pretty much 100% physical.
>I mean yeah, I get that Goku is able to regulate his powerlevel since Vegeta's fight. But even at his lowest he should still be able to tank at least something as small as a rocket, especially when he's still in Super Saiyan God form.
ok, first he didn't need invisible ki barriers to take this hits and by then he had learned the Kamehameha before all of that. also he took things that were stronger than a bazooka in the tournament prior, his pretty fucking durable but not invisible and was on the defensive.
Second, you can't compare a lazer to a bazooka. They're effects aren't the same thing. Do not expect a lazer to be the same as an explosive or even a ki beam blast like freeza's attack.
>>134747024
no you didn't, you were using it to quote me incorrectly, that's what I am getting at, that's where you fucked up.
>>134744891
Lost
>>134746960
I liked him because he was the pacifist of the group, the one that didn't actually want to fight and just did it to protect people. Also because Saiyaman. I would honestly have been fine with him falling off in comparison to the ones that actually like fighting and training (aka. Goku and Vegeta) since it was never what he wanted to do anyway, but holy fuck this is just too much.
After the last episode i think it's nearly impossible to conclude that Toriyama is writing the chapters or anything, everything is out of the place.
Rushed fights.
Nonsense (or useless) plotwists.
Discarded characters.
'They even rip their clothes in the battle'
The entire plot turns around Goku and Vegeta.
>>134748043
Is Vegeta still a jobber?
>>134742088
fucking rip-off of the gokufag starter pack
>mfw some DBZ shitters genuinely think their weak-sauce verse can compare to Marvel/DC.
>mfw DBZ shitters don't realize that even low/mid tier comic chars can wreak Goku's ass.
>>134745954
High effort
Goku blown out like the 49ers
Do you think we'll get to see Vegeta jobbing again in the anime? Or will the anime change the plot the way they changed that handholding scene for the Instant Transmission.
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Goku gets laser specifically so Vegeta can get a turn.
But them some bullshit happens just so Goku can be the one to finish off Freeza anyway.
At the end of the day everyone fucking loses, some more than others.
