I want to perform cunnilingus on Asuka.
Me too.
>>134644565
I like this one particular image of Asuka I don't know why.
>>134644690
Her feigning charm, but she's really a fucking succubus from the lowest fathoms of hell.
>>134644565
*analingus
>>134644565
She's permanently menstruating.
Are you sure you want to do that?
>>134646853
This anon gets it
>>134644565
I didn't know it was possible to perform cunnilingus on ugly transvestites.
14 years old
>>134647483
Ihatethis meme
>>134644565
The tv series went so weirdly off-model sometimes. I mean it doesn't look bad or anything but it's not even in the same zip code as Sadamoto's character design.
>>134647816
Everyone does
>>134644565
What is cunninglingus? Some kind of buzzword? Enlighten me /a/
>>134650272
It's when you put your tongue in a girl's cunny and wriggle it around until she pees in your mouth
>>134650413
Basicly a blowjob for woman amirite?
Sounds like pain in the ass. Reward doesn't worth for the effort. The licker didn't gain pleasure as the one who being licked.
Well, some people did find pleasure in pain I guess.
Had you tried it before? How it feels? I need to know for resea . . . fuck it, I just a pevert, tell me please
>>134650800
Tastes like salty coins and milk
>>134647583
Hey she was 15 by the end of it.
>>134650876
>134650876
Actually she was 13 for the vast majority of it and only turned 14 at the very end
>>134646873
Nigga just call me Datsyuk cause I'm 100% red wing
>>134650800
Tastes different based on the girl. Diet can effect it. For feel, imagine deli meat, but smoother and warmer. It actually is quite nice, and personally I've enjoyed thetwo timesI've gone down on a girl.
>>134650965
What would Asuka taste like?
>>134651052
A transvestite's period blood.
>>134651105
How would a transvestite even have a period?
>>134646873
Pregnamcy stop menstruation, if you catch my drift
>>134644565
Eating pussy is the best.
You start by licking her clit very slowly in a circular motion with your tongue. Then when she gets really wet, start tongue-fucking her.
You'll know when shes feeling it cause she'll start having convulsions and twitches.
Then, when shes moaning and about to cum, stop and start sucking on her titties or making out with her so shes aching for more pussy eating.
If shes not pulling your hair and grinding her cunt on your face by then, then you did something wrong.
>she starts out all prissy, trying to dominate
>obviously her first time getting eaten out, though she hides it
>"I can't believe I'm actually letting you do this. You'd better not disappoint me, baka."
>you're a pro, you know exactly what to do
>she's trying desperately
>"T...this isn't that.... that... unghhh"
>eventually all speech turns into moans and weird, catlike vocalizations
>you finally make direct contact with the clit
>she can't control herself anymore
>you can feel the contractions
>her back is arched to the fucking ceiling
>soaks the bed
>her legs are shaking
>there are tears in her eyes
>she starts giggling uncontrollably, almost maniacally
>you sidle up to her, and wrap your arms around her
>"N...not b..bad..."
>>134651117
Fucked up surgery.
>>134644565
Asuka is cute! CUTE!
>>134651256
These always get me.
>>134651635
It's really hard being in love with a girl that's not even real.
>>134651804
I hear you there. Though semantics-wise she is real. I think these fics are the only thing able to make me feel wistful and aroused at the same time.
I just want to be with her.
>>134644616
yes, only if she's not such a bitch
>>134651052
>what would Asuka taste like?
http://the-kennel.wikia.com/wiki/Asuka_Langley_Soryu
>>134652559
Asuka isn't the Eva girl who's into dogs
>>134652559
Kill yourself as soon as possible. Seriously, if you have ever considered suicide or are currently giving it hard thought, consider this your sign. That extra push, if you will. And your family if possible, they can go too.
>>134652770
>I can post shit without getting shit
Nah. "Fireposter" apparently was involved in cleaning a shitposting Kaworufag off this world, maybe he'll clean your stain off it too. Good riddance you miserable shitsock.
>>134652770
What sort of response did you expect to get you clueless autist? Go be edgy on newgrounds or something, this place is 18+.
>>134652896
>>134652770
>>134652864
I'm pretty sure fireposter just refers to some fag who got banned twice for spamming fire and now everyone makes fun of him, even other Asukafags.
The person who reported him was a Kaworufag.
>>134652896
>muh samefig
Eat shit and die.
>>134652915
>1.55mb
>still shit quality
>>134652923
>even other Asukafags
ARK and a shipperfag are now honorary Asukafags, Kaworufag?
>the person who reported him was a Kaworufag
Referring to an incident where some Kaworufag was butthurt about another Kaworufag's alleged suicide, claiming that fireposter was partially responsible. Good on him, I say. If he has that power.
>>134652923
>everyone makes fun of him
You mean a small cult of 2-3 Kaworufags including yourself? Fireposter is just a boogeyman these days when other ammo has run out. It's pathetic that he's even still brought up. See such tall tales like >>134652967 The intimidation is funny, though.
I think oral would be as far as you could get with Asuka.
Giving it to her vaginally or anally would be too intense and she'd have a freakout.
Going down on her would let her feel you pleasuring her without being too close for comfort.
>>134653038
>>134653009
>>134652946
>>134652896
>>134652770
You okay?
>>134653081
Do you reply to anything? This is a test.
>>134644690
it's her expression, she's genuinely smiling instead of her usual smug grin.
>>134650800
Are you fucking 12 years old or what dude?
There is this cool thing called "porn" you know?
Imagine making her cum while she desperately tries not to.
>>134650800
>basicly a blowjob for woman amirite?
Fuck off newfag, come back when youre older,
or you know dont.
>>134654851
I bet she has a great post orgasm sigh
Rei best butt