So he fucked kiss-shot, right?
>>134609289
And your mother too
everyone has
>>134609289
Probably. They were at least very close.
Dear diary, today OP is a faggot
>>134609289
No. He fucked off and killed himself when he got turned after almost dying with his buddies. Can't you even fucking remember anything? How the hell you even this far in mono.
>>134609476
haha you re so funny
>>134609513
not he but seriously, they thought she was a god before that, why would he try to fuck that...guess it is possible though, but she was playing the part.
>he
>>134609611
2 things, one in Kizu araragi says that she probably fucked her first servent, but two, I don't believe he would try to fuck a god, yeah
>>134610126
Also kiss shot only really fell in love with him after she idealized him after his death, I doubt she'd just fuck him before that.
>>134610126
>>134610262
could just be arargi being jelly and paranoid, I remember that now.
>>134609289
Obviously.
>>134609289
What a shitty design. He's a fucking eyesore.
>>134609289
He's dangerous. How will they kill him for good?
>>134609289
I don't see why not
>>134612790
Your a gay
>>134612790
>What a shitty design.
Doesn't matter he had sex.
>>134609289
Probably not.
Shinobu was already embarrassed enough from a simple kiss by Araragi, I doubt she's done something like that.
>people having a used goods loli as a waifu
Can't make this much kekoldry up
>>134612790
It's fine other than that weird sleeveless sweater.
>>134612860
That's because Araragi never gave her one. Being embarrassed is perfectly normal even for someone that has a little experience.
I can't imagine the sort of person that would actually want a heroine to be fucked by another person.
>>134609289
>my evil ancient samurai can't be this cute
He lived by the code of Bushota
>>134612790
He's not a chair.
>>134609289
all i wanna know is, bat/shota samurai doujins when?i'm picturing an NTR where bat forces rararagi to watch as she fucks shota samurai to show him how a real servant should treat their masterwould be awesome if we got jailbait/adult bat diddling the shota samurai as well
>>134613832
>>134613739This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota. This shota.
>>134613832
I can't wait for the NTR doujins this will spawn.
>>134613832
>>134614288
>tanabe kyou getting more story fodder
>>134614373
Bless this arc.
>>134612790
It reminds me of Envy, of course he's an eyesore.
>>134612860
Post embarrassed Shinobu.
>>134609289
They weren't that close, he showed up to find out what her story was when the first appeared as a god and occasionally sought her out for advice.
She vamp'd him when the DARKNESS reduced him to a mere hand and he immediately killed himself.
It seems batloli fell in love with the idea of him, out of guilt rather than genuine romantic feelings at the time.
>tfw the author has a strange habit of presenting all of araragis harem as used goods in some way
How can a millenary girl, vampire or not, never have seen a dick anyway?
Explain this bullshit to me.
>>134614798
The purest.
>>134614798
Shinobu's backstory is that everyone committed suicide the moment they saw her because she was too beautiful.
>>134614866
>>134614883
Did she never ask herself what the hole she doesn't piss out from is for?
Fucking kids do that in the first years of their life but a millenary individual doesn't? Bullshit.
>>134614602
Sure, embarrassed shinobu is cute.
>>134614798
It's anime, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>134614970
How the fuck is that related to seeing a dick? Why are you forcing real life logic on anime logic?
>>134614677
And Crab fell for Araragi because he saved her. Fact is that she loved him.
>>134615106
>Why are you forcing real life logic on anime logic?
Do you think that characters and people have a different kind of logic or something?
>>134614798
She might of have lived in isolation. I still think she her being that pure is complete bull.
>>134615267
>anime should be be the same as real-life!
I hope you realize how stupid you are.
>>134615307
>might of
So these are anti-purityfags.
Off yourself.
>>134615356
That's not what I said. Characters are people, stupid idiot.
>>134615429
That's what you're implying. You're saying that characters should follow real-life people logic. They don't have to.
>>134615426
>2016-1
>Still being a puritynerd
>>134614677
>>tfw the author has a strange habit of presenting all of araragis harem as used goods in some way
I don't see how this applies to Cat, Snake and Hachikuji. But it's spot on for the rest of the harem.
>Bat=first servant
>Crab=Kaiki
>Kanbaru=Crab
>Tsukihi=Rokusawa
>Karen=Midori
>>134615472
I'm saying that a human character uses common human logic most of the time. Art represents life. If it wasn't so you wouldn't even understand what the fuck is going on.
You're a fucking idiot.
>>134615513
>Snake = herself
>>134615513
Sister's boyfriends are fake.
Crab never had anything for Kaiki, she only fell in love with anyone trying to help her or something like that.
And yeah there's cat, snake and snail.
>>134615557
You're a fucking idiot.
>>134615557
>shinobu
>human
>forcing whatever real life logic you have on make-believe shit
>>134615594
>Sister's boyfriends are fake.
I know I read this in a doujin but was it ever mentioned in the LNs?
>>134610546
Yes.
>>134609289
Is this nigger going to get his own voice when he recovers his adult body?
>>134615594
>Sister's boyfriends are fake.
Oh god this is turning more and more into a generic harem the more it goes.
>>134615635
in oroka
>>134615768
> gatari
> based mc
> best girls ever
> best romance
> generic
>>134615811
That's too bad. Makes the bathroom and tooth brush scenes less exciting.
>>134615621
Doesn't change the fact that you're too, at least what it's not what I've said in this thread that makes me one, as opposed to you.
>>134615629
The difference between a human and a vampire ia smaller than the one between a burger and a nip.
>>134609289
I made him look less like a samurai faggot
>>134614798
Because she's the sublimest incarnation of perfection.
Thinking she could be used good is just logically impossible, like a triangle with four sides.
>>134616154
Now he looks like the creepy kid from a rich family.
>>134616154
you made him look even more shit than he already was
congrats
He's literally just a color swapped shinobu with a different hairstyle anyway
>>134616168
>otaku wishful thinking
>>134616265
Yes, and?
>>134609289
>loli x shota vampires
O T P
T
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>>134615635
No. Including Oroka.
>>134616233
how can someone be creepy with such a friendly smile and neat haircut
>>134616154
He looks likeur mom
>>134616306
Otaku logic is fallacious.
>>134615883
>spaces before text
>this new
>>134612812
A piece of paper with scribble runes on it.
>>134616515
yeah that was the shittiest part.
Araragi just runs up to him and slaps him with a charm tackle.
Boom, it's done.
Fucking nisio I swear.
>>134615768
that's just a meme. the sisters do have boyfriends. no one really gives a fuck about the sisters' purity though
>>134609289
I thought it was Tsukihi at first.
>>134616826
How else would he have done it as a human?
>>134616883
Use vamp power like with nadeko and etc.
Easily could power up using shinobu and have a mono v mono since he would be roughly the same power-wise.
Since this is before tsuki this could've easily happened.
>>134616925
He couldn't power up because the link was broken. Also, he wouldn't stand a chance in a 1v1 fight considering the fact that the samurai was already a powerful warrior when he was alive.
>tfw they don't call Kagenui
Why.
>>134617002
Threaten to break shinobu's hymen if he doesn't kill himself into eternal kekness.
>>134616168
But pyramids exist, but then again we are talking about 2D.
>>134616925
You're a chuuni idiot if you think that would be better. Araragi winning a fight by actually fighting an entity that really ought to be able to win such a fight would go hard against his character and the nature of the series.
>>134615768
They do have boyfriends, Araragi just likes to pretend they don't exist, which is kinda just Nisio poking fun at how obsessed otaku are with purity.
>>134609289
I want to fuck that ancient evil trap
>>134616831
>>134617431
EOPs that haven't read the novels.
>poking fun
Yes, and Monogatari is just a satire of fanservice anime.
>Araragi: "Come on, you should be struggling, like Hachikuji. If you don't stop me, I won't be stopping, you know? You're the only one who can protect your own chastity, you know?"
>Shinobu: "I have never protected this chastity thing."
>Araragi:"…………"
>Shinobu: "Never reject those who come! That is my way of being a woman."
>>134617546
Araragi is literally homosexual.
>>134617639
your face is homosexual
>>134617682
I'm really fucking gay, but that's not what we are talking about now.
>>134617048
Did you even watch the fucking episode?
>>134617860
Yes. I was lamenting the fact that the second coolest specialist won't appear.
>mfw finding an extra where female VAs talk about araragi as a character all together
jesus christ
>>134609289
Roughly and with consent.
>>134617883
Ok then just making sure because they state in specific wording and extremely strong emphasis as to why she wont actually show up.
>>134617639
No, he is a chicken. Even Hanekawa calls him one.
If a girl is interested and doesn't fight his advances, or is sexually aggressive, he spills his spaghetti.
See the gym storage scene in Kizu. Hanekawa starts off domming him and shows him how to fondle her tits, he turns into a damn Italian restaurant with the amount of pasta he is spilling, tries to act tough, gets her to admit she is perverted and is half a step from feasting on divine feline, and the sheer amount of beta he produces when he chickens out is unfathomable.
We all were one with Hanekawa with calling him a grade A Chicken.
And then he does it again during Golden Week.
>>134618586
But hanekawa a shit. He made the right decision.
>>134618700
This would be note worthy if he didn't want to fuck her with the force of a thousand suns, sounds like a beta max now
>>134618586
Will we see this in the movie? Shit I'm hype as fuck
>>134618872
hype for what? to see how hanekawa ask him to fuck her and he says no and they continue with fighting?
Yeah really hyped to be literally crying again, very hyped.
>>134617546
Didn't buy it as its the same person who tried to look mature and lied about age to seem younger in the eyes of Araragi. She's a fucking mess when it comes to that stuff. Loved reading that LN, too many good moments.
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>>134617048
>>134615003
is everything in this show terrible CG?
>>134619466
What? Where did you spot CG here? Outside of the background animation.
>>134619559
maybe he has eye cancer
>>134617639
Araragi x Kaiki x Meme when?
>>134619559
100% of the shot in that webm is CG.
>>134615513
Kanbaru is with Numachi Rouka.
Also Arararagi is with Sodachi first before everything.
>>134619822
you what m8, the only thing that is CG there are the desks in the background, because why the fuck would you draw a ton of random ass abstract desks in the background
>>134609289
His design reminds me of my daughteru
>>134620412
and award for worst eyes in anime goes to :
>>134620452
This one must be a contender, every time you look into her eyes you see her cervix.
>>134610126
I believe in kizu someone tells araragi that creating servants is seen as sexual for vampires and kissshot is pure or whatever so it's rare for her to make servants.
>>134620452
i like them
>>134620987
Anon, you're waifu is a boi.
>>134618832
Her sexiness even helps him heal his broken fingers, it is truly a thing of wonder.
https://youtu.be/VVVcZ2okcNU
>>134618927
There was also the part she lent him her panties to cheer him up and they even brofist. These are gems anon, gems.
Plus it will finally show the rest of the fanbase that Araragi is hardly the alpha they prop him up as.
